How To Fight A Bear

[ArrowT0Knee]

step 1: Get a gun

step 2: Get ammunation

step 3: Shoot

[ThePrinceOfHeroes]

THESE VIDEOS ARE FUCKING POINTLESS :D

[Delicoms]

Thats funny

[SuperMarioBrothers09]

That's not a bear, that's Chuck Testa.

[michaeleliable]

i thought it said how to fight a beer

[owenhume123]

hire chuck norris

[shoopa1954]

You need to fight a bear? Go talk to Chuck Norris.

[1nS0vietRussia]

I tried this, I don't think I'll ever get my face back

[1nS0vietRussia]

I love video jug

[naits1rch]

lol don't try this at home!

[kaiketsu07]

@naits1rch Of course, like there would be a bear at your home

[MisterMaker2point0]

is it just me or does this guy sound like Marcus brigstock?

[THEpopo277]

Lol when I clicked on this i thought it said How to fight A beer. XD

[foxish282]

except the bears.. .they got a pasting XD classic

[mcjeb]

or you could just drink POWERTHIRST and skip all this nonsense...

[IroneGuy]

all fake:

Step 1- don't.

[Kiwikilljoy]

And thats how forest fires starts kids!

[thatkindofguy234]

I followed these steps... now I have no arms and have to type with my toes :(

[DemonicDebze]

Are there comming more videos how to fight animals ?

[Tuvas90]

Dude its obv shoot the propane tank with the shot gun the injuryed guy gives you DUH

[BCete]

i NEVER mean you should attack a bear for fun or anything only if it attacks someone you know or it dosent go away then im gonna perform a fatality on it

[oryxgiraffepk]

no you got to knee him in the chest on a bear this really hurts since his chest is lower then usual once you do this he will be temporarly hurt and wont move for a couple a seconds then snap his neck. thats what i did

[Domino587fly]

chuck norris sucks cock

[Mrdede1998]

@Domino587fly No, cocks suck Chuck Norris.

[LuisStorm]

does thatt really work  ?

[salshasam]

Is it me or does he look alot like Streeter Siedell from College Humor?

[starman254]

can i just ask how did chuck norris get so popular?

[tehremnantz]

@starman254 some guy who made a book of chuck norris jokes

he is to blame

[superant10000]

So, YouTube...

You think that it's appropriate to put a 30 second advert on a video about how to fight bears?

THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH YOU F****** MORONS!

[wifi12349876]

What!!!!!!!!!!!?????????



[AnimeRoxorz13]

@InfKillstreak i think i've heard a saying: "Takes one to know one". pussy

[TheEsaful]

I had a fight with a bear and i won.

Then i woke up

[thebeaterz16]

lol

[veronica1095]

that was intense

[cioclya]

167 persons died using the science way

[MsBattleBorn]

=D

[Rollthebuddah]

How to fight a bear? Dont.

[imilkdude]

kill a panda on tropic thunder

[laurensDG]

''Good luck fighting bears.'' hahaha xD

[nadman14]

i had a fight with a teddy bear and won. beat that bitches.

[123pixieboo]

@nadman14 lol

[Emziipan]

I would be more likely to be killed by a hawk, python and rhino than a bear. Misleading stuff. ¬¬

[Squidaga]

@baconismygod

Step 1: Drink Beer

Step 2: Drink Piss

Step 3: Repeat step two until your kidneys concentrate the ammonia and misc. waste solution until it smells as strong as cleaning supplies and/or sickness occurs.

Step 4: Get Bear Grylls to drink your now toxic piss

Step 5: Pretend to rush Grylls off to the Hospital / Poison Control

Step 6: Shoot his ass with a gun

Steps 1-5 may or may not be necessary.

[digikeoh]

@Squidaga I should of read the whole list first :[

[baconismygod]

The sequal: How to fight a bear GRYLLS

[loverofthedogz111]

this is why all the bruce lee films are called something of the bear?

[Gordontrek]

How to fight a bear? Don't.

[ALEXULYET]

at the end of the day it's who wants it more hahahaha

[whynotagree]

I think Jhonny Knoxville should sneak up on a bear and kick him in the balls.

[1001erickp]

@whynotagree I agree that would be fantastic! I think a kodiak bear is a good choice.

[Technobanana]

I fight bears, with MY DICK

[PS3GamingCorp]

step 1:chuckl norris

step 2:i just realized there isnt a step 2

[icksnort]

wth did i just watch?

[ISneakyShoesI]

"BILLY

HE FOUGHT A BEEEARRR!!!

BIIIILYYYYYYY!!!!"

[xJiKizDawg]

ok thanks. im gonna go and try kicking them in the nuts =)

[DrawingOtaku101]

@xJiKizDawg damn straight

[619KingKen]

lol kick him in the balls

[iownbeotch]

what a legend

[yermom014]

160 people clicked the dislike button.

[ixenroh]

Tell him hes got a hairy mom

[jamilefozlife]

The bear had 159 profiles!!!

[kakagrandma]

dude this video must have been fucking made of a drugged up persons mind

[DrawingOtaku101]

@kakagrandma ST.FU n0w dis guy is ep1c.

[drh1111]

How to fight a bear:

Step 1: Jump on its back

Step 2: Stab the fuck out of the bear

[farshad040]

WOW 1:22

[springmagnusv]

I laughed my ass off!! :D This vid can cure cancer

[Kouta13]

How to fight a bear.......In League of Legends.

Step 1: Pick a nuker.

Step 2: Become bear's first blood.

Step 3: qq on the forums demanding bear nerf.

[Lucario26rox]

how to fight a bear

step one: moon it

step two: you die

if you read this comment you wasted time

[sparlexna]

TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[icesyncer]

LOL

[1lostprincess]

ha ha

[bd10blue]

this video killed my brother

[shadowcontroll]

simply marvelous 

[jaybev22]

This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages!!!

[Rhodezify]

This is why I hate being a bear...

[DaveScarboroughUK]

Can't stop laughing, well done!

[ThExGoLdEnxAppLe]

i want to set a bear on fire now! haha!

[LILXREGXBOI1]

I never tryed that before

[mightyhawk69]

zomg it worked!

[kinoc12]

This is why I love Brittish people. ^^

[CoNiGMa]

How to fight a bear:

Step 1: Be Chuck Norris

Step 2: See Step 1.

[TheChickenfeed22]

@CoNiGMa

Charlie Sheen would stand a better chance

[CoNiGMa]

@TheChickenfeed22 Why? Because he bangs 7 gram rocks, has tiger blood, and has one speed, "go"?

[plingo56]

@CoNiGMa Step 3: If not chuck norris borrow a Chuck Norris from your local wal mart.

[Drgonznot]

Youtube search, Chuck Norris fighting a bear. Here you will find the evidence to back up CoNiGMa's statement

[DaTman4496]

thumbs up if you jumped out of your skin at the very end

[funkygamecritic]

1 and 5 :so how do you beat a bear kick him in the balls

[travism123456]

learn Hokuto Shinken.

[Recon0003]

well i certainly feel alot safer now i have this advice :D.

[Jerow100]

WTF!

[NintendoCentralFan12]

´´If this happens, its best to just go mental.``

Loled harder than ever before.

[XXX0973]

154 are bears



[Bandjalah]

Fighting a bear is easy, stun him with any CC you have... then... roll the face on the keyboard... oh it's not wow sorry :\

[psychojoker131]

Omfg that was the best advice iv heard all day xD steal it's cubs? Talk about it's mother? WTF! lolz

[DrCowinabox]

hmmm im going to go find a bear

[MajkeTiTvoje]

thats the easy part, youll have to fight off PETA members after that

[putridpansy]

im in tears XD

[BloodPuls3]

It Worked!

[masterchief2933]

0:42 lololololz

[pwnagestorm]

if all else fails set him on fire XD

[zern44]

I'm still recovering from the epic pwnage I inflicted upon a bears ass the other day. Thank you to this video

[Undieeeee]

the 153 viewers that disliked got pwned by the bear.

[Zombiepwnage117]

This is why I love Videojug

[skullvax]

lol bear at the end

[MalpaPL]

call mike tyson to do a dirty job

[Noobyoutubr]

The real way to fight a bear toe to toe is to punch him in the nose.

[MiniUberPyro]

Or you can hire Chuck Norris -.-

[crazyconwaydesease]

that wuz funny but i felt sorry for the bear

[KOKID4YA]

( . )( . )

[TrickedYouTV]

My dad had a fight with a bear and won.

[xAlimanx]

@TrickedYouTV Is Your Dad Chuck Norris

[voltex12345]

the more you know

[lordofdarkdudes]

Guns.....

[Mariofan800]

How does one stay serious thoughout the whole thing?

[IrishButNotDrunk]

i pissed myself! >XD

[zilk0]

very funny

[michaelangelo323]

grab its bollocks

[YesWeCantaloupe]

Steven Colbert would find this quite useful.

[conleyyy]

LOL "Why not take his cubs.... and push them around a bit" and "if all else fails set him on fire proving your the king of the job" Lol

[GiantessGirl]

Imagine it's a life or death situation. Like if you were being attacked by a bear! LOL!

[tdog158]

"No animals were harmed in the making of this video" I was harmed afterward...

[denzel232]

from now on i am going to use this guys voice to narrate in my head. what is this guys name

[RomeoSOF2]

@denzel232 That sounds very strange, but I do that also, lol

[ChaosZero314159]

Like if you were being attacked by a bear.. Hahahahaahahaha

[XjerichoX12]

i ain't fucking with a polar bear just grizzlies

[SuperGamerCredit]

@XjerichoX12 Grizzlies are more dangerous because of the claw size wh9ich is bigger than any other bear's claw.

[m2nna5]

coool, gonna go try it out, wish me luck,

[TheScreamStudios]

watch this if you like to fight youtube.com/watch?v=waK__f_zGr­­A

[Szklarzified]

Aw! I only watched this because i thought the title was "How To Fight A Beer" :(

[lmjsclone]

this is funny but its going to get you killed

[AtupoMaruru]

0:36 - "Imagine it's a life-or-death sitauation, like if you were being attacked by a bear!"

[AMBKPRODUCTIONS]

how about sticking the crow bar up his BH... if he's straight he's done!

[KermitLover82]

if u play dead he will eat u. LOL

[cancerkills567]

@KermitLover82 I hope u dont think thts true lol

[Sonny457859]

148 people were pwned by a bear

[scorpionkobbra]

148 are Anti-Norris's

[d3viLheLL]

0:42 PWNED !! O.O

[yogadude2]

what. the. fuck.

[OfficialTDKay]

Hahaa, that "WARNING" at :05 is hilarious

[Rotneybot]

WTF did I just watch? Chuck Norris can do better than that action!

[zwabTheRealOne]

1 p1223d |nny p4nT210111ng at this...

sorry just came from how to talk geek and a 1337 flamewar...

I pissed my pants lolling at this XD

[cheapjug]

subed!

[SUPERLUIGI6454]

i lol so hard at this

[DJHenryYates]

this is what you gotta do...

have a shit in a computer and run around for 29 days then go up to your step sister and giver her a present and say bye bye then you gotta give the shit to the pope and say ALI BABABAAAA black ship have you any wool yes no sir boobs are bags and they are full

[AnimeFreak0000]

I wanna buy a book that says SCIENCE SCIENCE SCIENCE

[hayd169]

146 dislikers got killed by a bear!

[rowanewiets]

im confused

[juru15]

ive had her... lol >.>

[theyoshiclubrocks]

no animals were hurt in the making of this film

except for the bears, the got a pasting

made me laugh out loud

[firelord9000]

This video saved my life. Twice.

[MatKoReN]

ROFL xD funny video poor bears :D.

[TehNerdGaming]

the 144 dislikes are sadly bear cubs with dead parents

[SuperHappyAlice1]

chuck norris can kill it

[ErIcKq0]

congradulations 187 men dies for listening to this jaaja!!lol

[gogoman617]

all i dont have is a flamethrower :(

[StarvinMarvin1990]

iwrestledabearonce

[dvdhenry1]

Thx alot for this vid and videojug i just killed 50 bears :3

[TheJ0026]

...

[darkazer451]

only chuck norris can do this

[Ambushx]

144 bears were lit on fire

[alexMKDtheBEST]

guys guys this can all be avoided if you simlpy have a ak-47 or a chain gun or if you want to make bear soup just get a rpg! I have tried all of theese methods they all work trust me:)

[Teranex]

Bear got owned.

[SilverPhoenix13]

And here I thought I'd be getting some useful advices for handling bear encounters... This was so much better x) Genius, simply genius! ^^

[Ofieleea]

No animals got harmed in the making of this film.

Exeot For The Bears,They Got Pasting.LOL

[qaz474]

1. Take a paint can and a lighter

2. Face the paint can whole towards the lighter

3. Turn on the lighter

4. Spray the paint can at the same time

You get a flamethrower that you can use to set the bear on fire :)

[YesWeCantaloupe]

Steven Colbert should watch this for pointers.

[Marveh]

clothes line him!!!!!

[Tcap55]

@parasoldier142 HA HA!!

[theredsun3]

lol run him down with a truk

[Klaasve1]

Thanks it really helps meXD

[yermom014]

Chuck Norris taught me these tactics already.

[MovieMonster9]

@yermom014 Who's chuck norris? I ask that all the time and no one tells me!

[Mynameisborat123]

@MovieMonster9 ...

[TheLordpeanuts]

@MovieMonster9 u american?

[MovieMonster9]

@TheLordpeanuts Yes I am, is he british?

[TheLordpeanuts]

@MovieMonster9 Google him. hes a really strong martial artist.

[MovieMonster9]

@TheLordpeanuts Thanks man, you are ALOT nicer then the other people who replied to my chuck norris questions!