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  • tail bones

  • "Why do we have to get a flu shot every year, ha, Doctor Evolution?" ... just brillant. I can't believe I didn't find this vid until now, thought I saw all of them. Keep on praying, Edward!

  • @Strangelic Evolution, random traits that makes it more resistant. 

  • @animaljp3 Sorry, I don*t get your reply.

  • @Strangelic evolution is best traited animals surviving and passing traits

  • I love how many people are taking this seriously.

  • There's a whole ton of evidence to support evolution as a scientifically proven fact, such as the fossil record, gene sequencing, geographic distribution of species, homologous structures, embryology, comparative anatomy, vestigial organs, transitional fossils, and observations of both microevolution and macroevolution in both labratory settings and in the natural world.

  • @Tyranoraptor1 There is no such thing as Macro evolution , sorry about that ! If You are gonna think of evolution as adaptation then yeah, Its a fact and I as a muslim believe it , the stages of embryo are written in the Quran 1400 years ago! But if you are gonna say that a creature from a kind changed to another specie of a different kind than you are 1000% wrong and its a fake assumpion with no evidence whatsoever!

    The very genetics prove it wrong , how did the jump happen

  • @MrCobra811 "creature from a kind changed to another specie of a different kind than you are 1000% wrong"

    so you accept that there are genetic mutations, but you dont think they effect the reproduction system..?

    not trying to offend, but that is fucking retarded.

  • @OmfgItsHenu Genetic muttations are a failure , if you know anything about it ! Genetic mutation is a reason this nonsense is not accepted ! Cos muations are very weak and don't reproduce ! dont try to use mutation of the same specie to prove your point , cos I believe in micro but not macro cos macro is a failure !

    Why don't hybrids reproduce ? how did the jump happened if hybrids don't reproduce ?

  • @MrCobra811 "I believe in micro but not macro"

    the difference between micro and macro: in micro mutations dont change the reproductive system much, in macro it is changed.

    so it is the same thing, different time scale. this is like 7th grade information.

    "Why don't hybrids reproduce"

    theres no such thing as a hybrid. every organism ever is a complete one, not a hybrid.

    you clearly dont know even the basics of biology. this is absolutely ridiculous.

  • @OmfgItsHenu "There is no such thing as hybrid" hahahaaahahah , and you are talking about biology ! Stop following a bunch of atheists who have an agenda but think for yourself , don't let people sell you salt mixed with sand , check what you buy ! What is a mule ? how did the mule come about ?

    Do mules reproduce ? this fact destroyes Macro evolution !

  • @MrCobra811 mules can not repoduce. The mutiples are from many horse donkeys breed. Hybrids can not reporduce

  • @MrCobra811 evolution is not mutations, it is TRAITS

  • @MrCobra811 it is traits in a population over time. Organisms do not change. explain archeopteryx, dinos and birds.

  • @Tyranoraptor1 it is proven, we used it to make dogs from wolves.

  • 2:00 Whats your point dumb a** thats what we say

    i dont understand your argument

  • @Mavric315 He's not a real creationist. He's a parody of creationists.

  • 0:50 THAT PROVES EVOLUTION YOU DUMB F***

    AND IT DOESN'T WORK BY CRAP FALLING OFF.

  • How ironic Edward uses this surname (safe to say - probably not real) "Current!"

  • lol the spirit re-entered me THROUGH THE BACK DOOR xD

  • I find it sad that some ppl are taking this video seriously. But then I laughs....

  • Your retarded, evolution states that human beings, homo sapiens, evolved from APES, not MONKEYS, you test!!!!! Apes do not have tails, and are closer related to us than to the monkies.

  • "So as long as this crazy belief system continues to be driven by ignorance rather than evidence, I'll keep exposing it as the twisted, distorted, deluded foolishness that it is.

    ...Evolution, I mean."

    xD

    Love.

  • HAHAHA ^^ "Personal library" = 10 books or such...

    Love you dude, you are my favorite straw-man, what makes you better is the fact that you do it so well that allot of people can't tell if you are serious or not!

  • @socialisticdemo: "Personal Library...10 books" I was thinking the same thing...HILARIOUS!

  • I cant tell if he's serious or not

  • we have tailbones idiot LOOK at a skeloton. WHY would God change science? "bears' have tailbones too.

  • CHECK MATE IDIOT vaccine changes BECAUSE of evolution. Not checkmate, creatism died and is decaying.GOD MADE EVOLUTION

  • bible was to change belife and made for people without science.

  • no, your a stupid christian that looks at evidence and wants more. DISPROVE it we have enough evidence. Take away one, we have thousands more. God created evolution. edward smedward

  • greatest video ive seen for a long time Ed Current rocks a fat one!

  • Eddie is so much better when he's acting like a nut.

  • I will pray for the maker of this video and for all his skeptical fans. You think I am silly, backwards, racist, and gullible. That is just fine with me. Let us all meet back here a year from now and compare notes.

  • @TheJmiller011 why in a year?

  • @TheJmiller011 sounds good miller see you in a year : ) 

  • @TheJmiller011 Compare notes on what?

  • 449 people can't detect sarcasm. 

  • u guys realise that this guy is being sarcastic right? at least i hope he is

  • This guy is a close-minded fucking pussy

  • @1963danno no.

  • Well done.

  • Hahahaha! Perfect!

  • LMFAO! I like your personal library.

  • I second Fluffyatheist who said "I love how under covered your sarcasm is". . Can't stand when the sarcasm is over the top, it is annoying. LOVE Edward Current.

  • @suvarenee Sry to be the typical creepy horny male oh here... but god damn... You're fucking hot :/  Sry had to do it

  • @Kgomez417 What!? Sry... I think she's very attractive. You got a problem with that? 

  • @TheManInBlack2003 No, but why acknowledge it's the typical creep thing to do right before doign it!?

  • @Kgomez417 cuz that's what she probly thinks...and it kind of is I guess. and i'm very tired right now and don't know what im talking about.. been up for like 34 hours

  • dont you think god would have mentioned it in the bible? ya if god was real, which hes not, so its more likley just a man wrote the bible.

  • just a question but where do dinosaurs come in?

  • is this meant to be taking the piss out of creationists?

  • @RhysGarrish yes :3 

  • i love the description 

  • He's got 7 books  :)

  • he is being sarcastic , he must be , right?

  • @1robon Yeah. He's totally trollin'.

  • this is the most bias video i have ever seen

  • @skiingman97 Creationist videos are bias, this is satire dummy.

  • This is actually minute

  • @EdwardCurrent Is this a joke?? The bible is clearly written by stone-age agricultural men. Go to a museum and look at the fossil records of early humans, (eg Australopithecus, Homo habilis, Homo erectus). We are cousins of chimpanzees and genetics prove this but they are missing the genes that allow speech. What about dinosaur bones and fossils, are you saying that they are fake, all because of a fictional book? Where is your proof of a deity existence and why is it starving children in Africa?

  • @DonJuanV8 You FUCKTARD. This is satire.

  • @MJFAN666 No, this isn't, its a joke, just read his fucking profile

  • @MJFAN666 Do you know what satire means?

  • @DonJuanV8

    WOOOOSH! That's the sound of the joke going WAY over your head!

  • Yes eddie current you defend our faith, i know god loves you because he told me so

  • LOL, all your arguments are invalid. If you crap yourself, is god testing you?

  • correct ....God agrees with me...i think instead of us all being mean about this we should look at god and science..both make alot of sense....people just dont like to listen to what others have to say because they always assume there correct....this gos fo both christians and atheists STOP FIGHTING OVER HOW WE GOT HERE AND JUST BE HAPPY WE ARE HERE :)

  • @HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1

    THANKS FOR LETTING ME SUCCESSFULLY TROLL YOU. I'M ACTUALLY AN ATHEIST WHO MAKES DUMB ARGUMENTS HOPING FOR A GOOD LAUGH. AGAIN, THANKS FOR LETTING ME TROLL YOU AROUND.

  • @anticorncob6 hahaha thats soooo werid cause im christian and i was also trolling around hahaha...thats really strange:p

  • @HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 Really? I don't see how you could troll around retards. They make stupid arguments and you reply with stupid ways to debunk it. Like...

    -The bible says God wrote it, therefore God wrote it.

    -The bible's lying. =P

    -The bible says it's not lying...

    -Where?

    -INSIDE MY HEART AND THROUGH MY FAITH

    -There isn't a bible in your heart...

    ?!?!

  • @HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 Can you unblock me then?

  • @anticorncob6 i guess i you want me to

  • @anticorncob6 that explains a lot. And explains ur total lack of knowledge about the human body

  • @Scous2497 THANKS FOR LETTING ME SUCCESSFULLY TROLL YOU AS I DID TO HALOMEGABLOCKSREVIEW1. I'M ACTUALLY AN ATHEIST WHO MAKES DUMB ARGUMENTS HOPING FOR A GOOD LAUGH. THOSE AREN'T WHAT MY SCHOOL GRADES REALLY ARE. THANKS AGAIN FOR ALLOWING ME TO TROLL YOU.

  • @anticorncob6 that explains ur total

    Like of biology knowledge

  • His satire. . it's perfect. .

    The lulz are strong with this one. . .

  • @anticorncob6 64% is a fail meaning bullshit grader meaning ur gonna fail science. Antibodies are part of a

    Humans defensive/immune system. Btw wat grade r u in

  • @Scous2497 ? MY GRADES:

    Math: 58%

    Science: 64%

    Language: 73%

    History: 70%

    P.E.: 80%

    Music: 78%

    Band: 72%

    I'm pretty smart, huh? I just passed 9th grade. My teachers are worried about me, but my parents don't apply to the school rules, and my parents say they LOVE me so that means I'm doing good.

  • his personal library of burnt bibles with crosses hammerd into them hahahahaha

  • you are dumb as fuck

  • Lol, I like his "personal library."

  • Beautiful...

  • he should of had the center of all the pages cut out and had a bible int the biology book, that realy would have made my day

  • haha it was funny how he put the cardboard up over a wall that was blank and the exact same color

  • ...Evolution I mean..

    Herp derp Jesus tuber<3

  • Did you know that there are 9 planets in the universe, and if you were born on ANY of them other than Earth, you'd DIE? Man had only a 1 in 8 chance to evolve on Earth, mathematically IMPOSSIBLE, and yet those Darwinianists say WE'RE the ones with faith.

  • @Cubelarooso there are 9 planets in the SOLAR SYSTEM, and actually Pluto is not considered a planet anymore. A 1 in 8 chance is IMPOSSIBLE? That is still a 12.5% chance. Have you ever taken an anitbiotic? Evolution was used to make that anitbiotic.

  • @Joker3797

    So you agree there are only 9 planets? CHECKMATE, atheist!

    Pluto's still a planet, scientists can't just go around giving words definitions!

    12.5% is still a minority. Here in the America, we practice democracy. Besides, humans only evolved ONCE, and since it's a 1 in 8 chance to happen on Earth, it would have had to have happened EIGHT times.

    And no, I have not taken antibiotics. NEWSFLASH: Humans are made of biology, an antibiotic would anti you! I don't want to catch the Austinic!

  • @Cubelarooso Who said that i was an atheist? I mentioned 9 planets in our SOLAR SYSTEM to make it easier to show that it was related to your first statement, and then i say that Pluto is not a planet. 9 minus 1 equals 8. You mentioned a 12.5% chance as being near impossible, while it is a low percentage, it still leaves the door open. We are having a theological discussion, not a political one. The would had to have happened 8 times logic you use is laughably flawed. if you ever get sick

  • @Cubelarooso and have to take an antibiotic or vaccine you can thank the theory of evolution for the vaccine. An antibiotic would anti you? what? lol you must be joking man, if you are bravo, i could not tell.  If you are not and are really this stupid, i pity you.

  • @Joker3797

    Of course you're a atheist because you believe in Pluto and want to anti me!

    Ever heard of separation of Church and State? Of course not, you're a atheist and want to replace our The Bible-based Constitution with YOUR church. So YOU"VE turned this into a political discussion!

    Pity me? I'm going to Heaven to eat all the bananas I want (I want a lot!)

    I pity YOU, because you're going Hell to peel pineapples for the rest of your life, which God created because he hates abortioners!

  • @Cubelarooso you like bananas? are you gay? Are you not being a little bit of a hypocrite then to think you are going to heaven? Im sorry but no matter how much you think to the contrary, Pat Robertson is NOT a good role model.

  • @Cubelarooso wow! just wow.

  • @Cubelarooso I thought you were a troll but that would give you too much credit ...I just think you're stupid

  • @MrXenitha

    Tipical moronic response of a dumb atheist, calling someone names because you're too ignoramus to have a logical argument.

    Here's some logic for you: You're "Begging the Fallacy," which is a logic that fools make to insult their opponent instead of their opponent's logics. According to the rules, it means me and God when! CHECKMATE AGAIN!

  • @Cubelarooso I'm sorry but how can you deduce the fact that I'm completely ignorant from my comment? doesn't that show complete ignorance in your own judgement? How oxymoronic lol. I consider all the possible options and by logical deduction, religious beliefs don't comply with the evidence given against it. But when religion and science going against each other, neither prove which is right because the concept of religion is belief and the concept of science is proof. so... Checkmate :)

  • @Cubelarooso Exactly. Each indivitual planet has a 1/8 chance of evolving life, therefore there is a 1/8 chance that ANY planet will evolve life forms. Am I good at probability or what?

    You as an indivitual have a 1/3 chance of getting cancer, and therefore there is a 1/3 chance that ANYBODY gets cancer, and there are clearly people with cancer. This means we beat the odds! WA HOO FOR CANCER!

  • @Mrcobra811 - why is it you think we have to marry our sister or mother because we evolved from a common ancestor? Yes we are animals? Otherwise what option is there? Plant? Who says because there is no god that it becomes a law to do evil?

  • @ThePublicIsInsane since you are animals you should marry your relatives cos animals do ! why don't we ? does the moral evolve too ? why don't you have sex with your family members ? for the sake of what ? did you come from monkeys or not ?

  • @MrCobra811 Actually a lot of people commit incest buddy lol. Go to the south

  • @MrCobra811 because in breeding causes bad genes to passed down and there is more of a chance of genetic diseases being passed down.

  • @Joker3797 So you would marry your sister no problem but you are worried about kids only ! If you have feelings for your sister then you are sick ! The only thing that stops you from having sex with your relatives is the genes passed down, is it ? you are attracted to your sister but what can you do to the genes passed down ! So use condom and no genes will be passed ! thats where the evolution brings you to

  • @MrCobra811 so many things but i guess i will narrow it down. For starters, i dont have a sister. The argument i guess that you are trying to make (poorly), is that morality is linked to a belief in god. It is not. i dont have sex with relatives because that is wrong, not because the bible says so, but because i feel that is morally reprehensible. Im sorry but accepting the facts of evolution equals me have sexual attractions to relatives? Really?

  • well , go marry your sister or mother cos we came from monkeys therefore we are animals !

  • @MrCobra811 Youre a fucking retard, please quit youtube

  • @vOddy75 oopss , its hard question is it ? it shakes your atheist foundation to the core !

  • @MrCobra811

    we did not came directly from monkey

    monkey and humans just have the same ancestor.

  • @MrCobra811 Also if we came from one father (god), wouldn't we all be marrying and banging our own relatives? Get your facts straight and take your religous dogma outta here

  • This guy doesn't seem to understand that losing genetic information is not evolution..

  • If there ever was a god, it was Edward Current.

  • Mr. Current, thank you for spreading reason and logic and the good word. I feel sorry for those confused souls who claim this is some kind of parody. Please continue to fight those evil atheists... see you on Rapture Day. Peace in Jesus.

  • @holzpusher I hope you're using satire in your comment as well. If not, note that this is satire and he is not serious.

  • @Violka1987 don't worry

  • @holzpusher again  serious comment or not? xDDDD

  • @holzpusher You're kidding, right?

  • @holzpusher i love how under covered you sarcasm is xD

  • CHECKMATE!

  • Shmevolution... Sounds sexy

  • What's scary is, some people actually employ this kind of logic.

  • 'as long as samples are properly contaminated, even scientists can get results that don't make sense' classic.

  • Monkeys and APES are different primate species, dumb ass.And it's called CHANGE.Not everything will EVER stay the same.You're so blind to see the truth.

  • @NobodyXChallenger :I used to be mad at him thinking he was seriously dumb and unreasonable.Now it's all exposed:this is a comedy

  • @uyenst I just learned that today, lol

  • @anticorncob6 they evolved because of gene mutation

  • The reason you have to get a flu shot every year is that after you get the flu, your antibodies know how to combat the virus. So then a new version of the flu comes along and your body doesn't have the recipe to combat that virus. Every year at the start of flu season, you get vaccinated for the version of flu that's going to start. This is basic biology. Look into the human body defines system and you'll get my point. YOU WOULD KNOW ALL OF THIS IF YOU'D ACTUALLY PASSED 8th GRADE SCIENCE

  • @Scous2497 Lol@ not seeing this is satire ^_^

  • @Scous2497 I have a 64% in science, which is pretty good.

    antibodies = no brain

    so they don't know how to combat a virus or whatever that is. CHECKMATE!

  • 1) If we evolved from apes, apes should be able to read and write like us. CHECKMATE!

    2) If the bible wasn't written by God, why does it say it was? CHECKMATE!

    3) Prayer: Dear God, Please give me another checkmate. CHECKMATE!

    4) God answered my prayer from 3! CHECKMATE!

    5) 2 million years for monkeys to turn into people? Monkeys don't live that long.... CHECKMATE!

  • @anticorncob6 thats because they evolutionised over the years.CHECKMATE

    Christians are retards.CHECKMATE

    Christians think evolution sounds crazy but they belive in a magical god...CHECKMATE

    there is no such thing as a magical sky daddy.CHECKMATE

  • 1)" Evolutionised" = non-existing because the bible says so. CHECKMATE!

    2) I'm only failing 2 out of 7 subjects. That's not even half. That's not even a quarter! So I'm not retarded, CHECKMATE!

    3) Evolution = magic because a monkey can't give birth to a human. CHECKMATE!

    4) I got 7 thumbs up and no thumbs down, which proves me right that God exists and isn't magical. CHECKMATE!

  • @anticorncob6 obviously 1)you are retarded because monkeys in no way gave birth to us ,we evolved from monkey to neanderthal to human over millions of years. Checkmate!

    2) we have evidence of this happining ...im am also christian but come on all we have is a book and we really dont know who wrote it. SO Checkmate

    3)maybe god did write the bible maybe he didnt we will never know.Checkmate

    4)us christians never listan to others but expect others to listen to us.....CHECKMATE!

  • @HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1

    1) Bible says it didn't happen. CHECKMATE!

    2) Bible says God wrote it, therefore God wrote it. CHECKMATE!

    3) See 2. CHECKMATE!

    4) You said christians are retards, therefore you're not christian and going to hell. CHECKMATE!

    p.s. If you do not accept Jesus Christ as your savior, you will burn in hell for eternity. You don't want that, do you?

    I just LOVE threatening people with things they don't believe in. It's so convincing! =P

  • @anticorncob6 1) the bible is lying.Checkmate!

    2)you were not there so you really dont know who wrote it i dont care what you say.Checkmate

    3)you cant go to hell if you dont belive in hell haha your stupid.Checkmate

    4)i dont no what the fuckhe saved me from so why would he be my savior?Checkmate.

    5)now i will block you so i get the last word hahaha you have failed little 10 year old i win CHECK MATE HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @HALOMEGABLOKSREVIEW1 1) Where in the bible does it tell us it's lying? CHECKMATE!

    2) Thanks for proving us right. We were not there to see the big bang, therefore it never happened and no big bang = yes god! CHECKMATE!

    3) You can go somewhere that you don't believe exists. CHECKMATE!

    4) He saved you from sins, but you clearly have not taken that. CHECKMATE!

    5) I will block you as well. And the second person to block is always right. CHECKMATE!

  • @anticorncob6 1) Apes can't read and write and we can because, I will make this simple, they have smaller brains. We evolved from apes to new environments and standing erectus has allowed us to lose tails.

    2)Because maybe the people who wrote the bible said that "God" wrote it.

    4) God never answered your prayer, you answered your prayer and claimed that god did. But the actual thing that was talking to you in the back of your head was your insanity because your a pathetic human being.

  • @skiingman97 I cannot rationalize your arguments for atheism, however, if you do not convert to christianity in three seconds you will suffer unberable torment in hell for eternity. GOD BLESS

  • @skiingman97 he's joking retard

  • @skiingman97 No matter what you believe, you should never resort to calling someone else a pathetic human being. Part of the reason Christians are so afraid of evolution is because of most of their interactions with evolutionists ended with them being downgraded as human beings for believing differently, which is highly unnecessary.

  • @anticorncob6 im kinda confused... is ur comment supposed to be funny? =D

    if yes well im confused^^

    if NOT... well keep believing i guess  xD

  • I love how the this satirical representation of Christians' personal library consists of ten books.

  • Ed cant hear you guys, he was raptured to heaven.

  • When it comes down to it you act like a bully with no facts

  • Why do you even go to a science based doctor then? isn't your power of prayer enough, or dosen't your imaginary friend answer you? umm humans even have a tail bone dumbass

  • personal library u have 6 books, i guess it explains why your so dumb. Checkmate? really how immature you are, do you really think the earth is only 5,000yrs old where are the dinosaurs in the bible. and yes your doctor is right on new flu shots since single cell organisms evolve faster then complex ones so the new flue strains are resistant to the old vaccines.

  • @hempheadfor20

    lol dude this guy is being satirical hes not an actual christian he's just making fun of them haha

  • "Its not because I'm some misinformed Christian"

    Dude you have a bible in your hand...

    You don't even have a novice understanding of evolution.

    "Why aren't their tail fossils"

    Really? Really? Jesus tap dancing christ you are so dumb.

  • actually some people albeit very rarely are born with tails they remove them at birth.

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  • you are far from being "open minded". you cannot, and wiil not ever find truth in any subject when youhave a subjective perspective. you are not trying to find any truth about evolution. what you are doing is studying evolution to find ways to disprove it. you are incapable of admitting the fact that the bible was written by human beings. you can say all day long that it is the word of ?God. or that it was inspired by God but it was written by man, so therefore it is tainted by human ego

  • @BeingNobody1956 and you are incapable of understanding satire. lol. Watch the other videos and read the channel description...

  • If apes changed into humans, then why doesn't a monkey appear to suddenly change into a person anymore?

    CHECK-A-MATE!

  • @anticorncob6 You may indeed be the sole occurrence.

  • Actually it's more like 99.9999% of earth's history before Adam and Eve.

  • 'Kinda trough the back door' this cured my impotence and i will laugh at it 'til the end of my days

  • "Kinda through the back door." LOL Great satire!

  • I dont think people are realising that this guy is joking. I mean no one this stupid could be real.

  • @TalkingLogic actually, there are people who are very very close to this. and possibly a few who are actually like this. as dusty from cultofdusty says, "no matter how stupid you think people are, they are even more stupid than that."

  • His personal library's pretty small

  • Do people not realise this guy is taking the piss? :)

  • I believe in shmeviloution.

  • you have to get another flue shot every year because the disease evolves .... lol and your telling me that scientists might be wrong with the years but a 2,000 year old book written by many people passed through time doesn't have any mistakes?

  • you have to get another flue shot every year because the disease evolves .... lol and your telling me that scientists might be wrong with the years but a 2,000 year old book written by many people passed through time doesnt have any mistakes?

  • thats a nice bookshelf your mommys got.. G.I.M.P

  • Kinda through the back door? Sounds like surprise butt secks to me. >:)

  • the reason that stuff before Adam and Eve is not in the bible is because your so called god did not wright it. It was done by a human dipshit.

    Oh and stop making christians look stupid because not all of them are.

  • Lol, the bookshelf is almost empty.

  • the humans have got tails but they are to small to get out of the bud