DRUNK VLOG #2

[jugglamaggot]

I think it's funny how he knows that The audience knows he's drinking but refuses to acknowledge it

[stosiedem]

"I HATE going upstairs!" hahahahah

[yellowdot4]

Um, another Drunk-But-Not-Drunk vlog? I'm confused T.T Who was drunk this time? xD

[treecebeaast]

Benicto del toro

[dustinjoeypace]

The only drunk part about this was the speed of his talking, and him doing the intro 2 minutes into the video, and it being extremely slow. Haha.

[Broc825]

I'm gunna tag u all over place girl!  Lol

[mynameisunimportaful]

If you turn peace signs backwards in England, it's swearing :L

[NNNGOAAL]

Now I want to get drunk

[DILLSN0OB]

It's Toby in his true god-like form.

[CrimsonCalyx]

Bet toby has a med card too lol

[ishlaurennx]

@CrimsonCalyx I can't imagine Toby high haha

[JBsington]

Whoa, they were playing obscure Muse songs at that party! I want to go there!

[DragonFlamesStudios]

toby gets drunk?????????

[MurphySwag]

I'm very much surprised that he didn't notice (or at least point out) that the hall he was in towards the end had whiteness walls and redness and darkness doors.

[fluffandstuf]

i dont believe that he's drunk, he is the same!!!!

[TheLugless]

toby u dont drink liquid

[acrc14]

Intro of drunkness then redness than... BLEH.. BLEEEEHGHRGHGRHGH....ness.

[SarahAnacleto]

I love drunk Toby :) Although when you watch a lot of Toby's videos he's not that different from regular Toby XP

[LOLWUT150]

Cutest drunk

[escapethefate351]

who seen the jacksfilm vlog and realized toby did this vlog twice

[kittysaurusRAWR]

Drunk toby is even sexier

[currymaster10]

.. Ssshhtriper poole

[currymaster10]

You can tell he is drunk because he slurs his words together ,look issta

[JuanOlmedo3rd]

00:24 - 00:26

So Kevin... If you "I <3 NY" then Why the BooP are you in Cali???

[CallixiaDewan]

5:37 - 5:41 DRUNKBUSCUS. :3

[emerald951]

i hate that guy at 6.01 who doesn't appreciate how funny toby he. his head looks like a thumb.

[emerald951]

you can tell when toby is drunk because he looks quite sleepy lol. usually his eyes are massive with excitement over a plane 

[GTRfanatic97]

his name is stephen

[farikhan]

he soo funny when he's drunk

[MrBlackvegetable]

just when i was starting to doubt he wasn't just acting being drunk, i got at 5:37 ....

[Maxemillion96]

65 people dont know how to have a good time.

[NotSoHuprfull]

Garh... He speaks slow in this video. XD lol

[tcookie12]

Haha. "You dropped your potato!"

[WalrusLover89]

@MrMAxyzt Whoa u mad or something?

[D4M45K1N0Z]

a turned peace sign means "twat"...

[BassCannon1000]

Whatever happend to him having to pick up litter??

[rachelE3607]

so. many. drunk. people.

[MrMAxyzt]

There was redness u drunk ass

[kush101420]

i love chinese insults to all mighty tobuscus

[lewtras89]

Not Vigo, definitely an artistic rendition of Toby. They didn't make his buns out of the right material though.

[TheJedden]

LOL I can't believe I didn't see this before. Brilliant!

[liamadamtomkinson]

ouch he punched me XD

[ForeverAndNeverr]

Drunk af xD

[xMJ0Ex]

Lol drunk Tobys slower than regular Toby!!! Xd

[liamadamtomkinson]

@xMJ0Ex is that possible lol xD tobys amazing

[sonnywithachance222]

Hey! You dropped your potato chunk!

[Kinkyilu]

u only drink WATER... if u have been drinking lots earlier and u wanna cool it down.

[Spudd221]

He is off his face

[leadguitarCA]

the day ijobuscus died...

[kirbyrush10]

How come THIS lazyvlog was uploaded on my birthday?

[TheMcgrath123]

are you really drunk you look like you always are

[MeMeBengi15]

Kevin sent me here

[curtswangs]

drunk chicks are annoying 

[progamerfan007]

5:57 YO FACE GOD DAMIT!

[TheEzioAuditorie]

TOby just invented the Cubed TV what a genuis

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

Did anybody else want to see Toby work the stripper pole? ;)

[nigahiga545]

Sup girl

[Deadlystrain1]

dont drink thourgh a straw bro...Man code

[MrsOtakuTaco]

i love how you go down the stairs



[MrsOtakuTaco]

i love how none of tobys fans go up to him when hes lazy vloging

[CobbsTV]

I just watched Jack's vlog from here before Toby got drunk. Apparently Toby invited him, then abandoned him. lol

[abyssoffortitude]

I loff heeem, I loff heeeem!

[failsatvideos]

Anybody else get really worried when he's going up and down stairs?

[perro99linces]

Toby got laid that night jaja

[bluemacncheeze]

Toby's most elegant moments! :3

[pavelow1511]

Good lord Toby...I think there is something off about you that everyone (even me) finds MOTHER FUCKIN AWESOMENESS cheez

[sneak0101]

2 minutes in, "INTRO OF DARKNESS!!.."

[tmeyerrose]

how don't you know how many cubed feet that is? haven't you been playing a lot of Minecraft? XD

[GimmickGear]

Muse was playing in the tv room, fuck yeah. And why did YouTube think it's a good idea to put the flag button by the comment button on iOS devices?

[xlovesmilemusiccx]

Hey! You dropped your potatoe chunk!! lol :)

[Auger12100]

OOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!



[sunnyMcpebbles]

Well the only difference between Tobuscus and Drunkbuscus seems to be that Drunkbuscus talks a lot slower than Tobuscus.

[ElissaSlytherin]

Drunk toby is amazing

[Wookieman809]

I found it really shocking, that I can't really tell the difference between Normalbuscus and Drunkbuscus

[NosniborJr]

"It's because I'm weak, not because your heavy." Even when drunk, Toby still cares for the Audience's feelings.

[Kdawg265]

Scareface.

[Finished2295]

I think I finally exploded with laughter when he grabbed the stripper pole and then struggled to say mean.... Toby you're amazing

[TheEyes629]

"I'm going to tag you all over the place"? Toby, you can say that to the audience, but you can't say that to real people...

[MrsSimonSays]

Is it only me who has this idea of Toby in their heads that is completely childishly pure? Like, I watched the BlackBoxTV episode where he says the f-word and it took my tiny baby brain a whole ten minutes to process what he said. It is also not really being understood by my idiot face that Toby was drunk when he vlogged this. Toby would never swear or drink or smoke or do anything unsavory. :) The worst thing he says is "noodle" and "idiot" and "what the balls!" lol

[XDinky]

I cant see any difference...

[3dgluv]

thumbs up if you think Toby should get totally wasted to make a vid

[xXStUsMiLeYXx]

in my innocent mind i like to think that toby is just kidding. :3

[the1stdeath2thegodz]

FRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Toby has just mentioned the best show ever!

[TheCrystal1428]

I lol'd so hard that I cried! I love you Toby Turner! Lol

[jrfertig]

this is classic

[BrittyFuller]

BEST. LAZY VLOG. EVER

[ZoeLeeJames]

naww Toby thinks of us audience when he is drunk! how sweet <3

[Ashchethem]

...why didn't you work the pole? That sounds weird.

[colinlakadat10105]

.....drunk toby is drunk..... :3 :D

[captainxcrow]

You should watch this when you're drunk too, its amazing :D

[P3rp3tu4lD4rkn355]

was anyone else insanely disappointed when he didnt dance on that stripper pole?

[OperaSally]

Lol. Why cant Toby and I be best friends. Seriously. This frustrates me. I am frustrated. Also just realized this video is antiquated ha. Im just behind the times.

[Roonbuscus]

i cant tell if Toby is drunk lol hes acting normal

[CaptCochrane]

There needs to be more Drunk Vlogs

[CoralineCat96]

hey hey you dropped your potatoe chunck

[DeoMon1]

He never tagged her . . .

[Crazyclown17676]

i felt the punch :(

[SirezX]

DRUNKBUSCUS!

[SirezX]

Just water huh Toby? xD

Also...I Googled Chinese insults :P

[SamAmanda911]

I SO FELT THAT PUNCH , THAT HURT !

[bMellany]

I totally freaked out when I heard Muse in the background :D

[HotPenguin11]

Toby Drunk? I thought he always did like that xD

[thesorandomstudio]

Psh, You duh! <3

[epicaliceofepicness]

I think that's a naked man.

[TheGoodComedy]

I was in a bathroom once and some guy was pucking and I go "HEY! You dropped your potato chunk!" and I kid you not he goes "Toby?". hahahahhahaha

[TaylorJ3094]

Can't tell if actually drunk, or Toby just being Toby...

[MsMoesuckra]

WHere is live toby games? Promises were made, my friend.....

[maelstroman]

His name is not simply a name he comes from a long line of terrible video game players known well around the hood(his mom) as..... BUSCUS

[welovebubby]

6:40 the painting is Toby.

[lolfails42]

i was like "he isn't that drunk " until the bit where he said "ooh is that a stripper pole i can work that " and i said "oh"

[itismeaki]

Omg if someone came out of the bathroom when he was saying that xD;;;

[Lambalani]

Dude.. He is. Well,not ALL the way drunk just probably buzzed. Lol,he fricken laughed when he was asked to move out of the way! And he STILL didn't move! lol

Oh Toby.. you drunkard,you.

[ohHEYitsRegan]

I want Toby to make a vlog when he's totally smashed. Oh my God, I'd be so happy.

[vashnumba1fan2]

@ohHEYitsRegan Isn't he always smashed?

[AndyAllen96]

Drunkbuscus

[shortie110493]

It's Obama

[TheOzzyGoat]

muse =3



[WickedTheInsane]

Potato jaja jajajajaja

[EdouardPicard0224]

its harry potter

[SuperSpecialRed]

thumbs up for the waving guy in the red shirt :)



[theroebuck123456789]

are those hookers?

[HayleyBayleyRox]

Hey gurrrl.

[HayleyBayleyRox]

Aw it's a handicap :P Hey you dropped your potato chunk!

[capisari]

i dont see jack in this video?

[lynnworkies]

o m g, @tobyturner, the most un-pc lazyvlog ;) I laughed, I admit it...

[ILikeToTripOverAir]

That's Tobuscus in the painting.

[Cheatergirl15]

isnt jacksfilms suppose to be in this? o.o

[cowbellxxxx]

Lol, Toby since when do they put limes in water? You were drunk sir!

[axellover111]

come on girl!

[SomeonesShadow]

Thats Al Pachino in the painting.

[misspurity91]

You dropped your potato chunk! hey! you dropped your... anyway... xD

[RuninVideoMan]

I seriously don't know what he's talking about, but I'm going to like the video.

[godman121]

Thats definitely water......with vodka

[MrNinjam0n]

I think he is the only person on YouTube who is drunk and dosnt piss me off

[SwedishSausageCream]

@MrNinjam0n hehe

[RandomPickle1]

Toby doesn't seem too different when he's drunk XD Maybe a little more random than usual....

[213Gremlin]

love how straight he keeps the cam.

[BlissSlyOne]

aw man, you didn't use the one with Jack in it!

[justicegarcia1]

did u see the guy go in the corner

[12512cool]

Drunk Toby is fucking hilarious.

[emmettfan147]

Is it water Toby? Is it really..?

[TheTillytrotter]

naww its hanicaped ..awww they dropped patatoeeee.... aeyyy you dropped your potatoe chunk >.< :D

[MrLigerthetiger]

gees toby can hold up 159,780+ people? nice:)

[aidan50203]

I felt that! I bruise like a peach :(

[ashleyroarsatyou]

I see no difference other than he's a lot slower whilst talking..

[HannahhHorrorrrx]

Toby and Muse in one vlog. My life is complete.

[jaella08]

he's drunk? i can't tell. :)

[0MRSAINT]

i would like to get drunk with TOBYYYY!!!

[kashafq]

MAKE A TSHIRT THAT SAYS "YOU DROPPED YOUR POTATO CHUNK!" LMAAOO

[MJsNotSoClever]

5:43 Toby's sexy face! ;-) Best. lazy vlog. EVAR!

[StargateUnending]

THAT'S A FREAKIN' RICHARD! :D

[nicholasfrancis1]

im gonna lazy vlog your death

[Killur10]

There are bigger TVs, they're called UHDTV, 4320p, NHK, which is Japanese PBS, or BBC depending on where you live, is developing this as Super Hi-Vision, the largest UHDTV ever made was demonstrated in Tokyo in 2006 and is 11.4 meters, or 450 inches. TAKE THAT FUTURE TV FROM TOBY'S VIDEO.

[TheCherrySunshine]

Well, CLEARLY those are paintings of Gerard Butler pretending to be homeless.

[SpencerStreibellion]

Wat does the red button do?

[RastaMonkeyXD]

at the beginning i thought that toby was pressing random buttons that could possibly activate a self destruct feature or maybe activate some soviet cold war sleeper spies

I WAS SCARED !!!!!

[WilliamJsime]

'Ahh, they dropped their Potato chunk' XD

[LuNaCAt68]

I can't see the difference between drunk toby and normal toby =^D

[rogue12er]

hey! you dropped your potato chunk

[kizification741]

drunk toby is the bestiest!! ;)

[TheThomsonEffect]

Muse - Resistance?

best party ever.

[rodrigo200015]

intro of darkness then redness then drunkness!

[BensHerpingChannel]

He doesn't seem very drunk he just seems buzzed.

[mrsafetyhazard]

@BensHerpingChannel well him drunk off his ass wouldnt be entertaining itd be comedy murder

[theichelsea5]

how do u tell the differentece between drunk toby and normal toby ...... hmmmmmm....

[EvanJayJay]

i wanna get drunk with toby!

[nerdra]

@EvanJayJay Totally. It'd be a party.

[PikachuRandom]

Toby + Muse in background = EPIC WIN

[fredster5843]

looks like one of a scary guy from frear 3 vid game u played wooooo dued boooooop

[theMaximum38]

toby is so racist wen hes drunks

[HisSecretSmile]

Awe it's handicapped hey u dropped ur potato chunk:D he's so awesome!!

[Dellypieo3o]

Awwwh Loook at him being all drunk with his little plastic Cup and straw :L