Next time I go to a mall and somebody hands me a sample, i'd be " I'm not gonna let u poison me(so i throw it on the ground). And the next time i go to a birthday party. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!
Tazin on my buhhole ova and ova! I was screamin squirmin, my buhhole was on fire! The moral of this story is.... YOU CANT TRUST THE SYSTEM!!!! MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY.SEND DIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
This video makes me want to go outside and find the first person trying to petition something. Get their clipboard and pencil in my hands, ask them what their petitioning for....THEN THROW IT ON THE GROUND!!!! Followed by some reasoning that doesn't explain my actions. Am I alone on this? Come on?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!
spacequeen18 1 year ago
My favortite lines:
"You can't buy me Hotdog Man!"
"My dad's not a phone! DUH!"
"Happy birthday to the GROUND!"
"Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph--GROUND!"
"The moral of this story is, YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM! MAN!"
xDDDDD
vadercat2006 1 year ago
My dad's not a cellphone! Duh! XD lolz
clairebear1LOL 1 year ago
LOL!
denisearroyo1999 1 year ago
0:57 :)
cassycassy8 1 year ago
Nice job at the end, zooming out and clicking on that button. Very professional revealing the site you hijacked the video from. ^_^
RatherWatchThem 1 year ago
@RatherWatchThem its here man and its not like 5 minutes
TheLoldude12 1 year ago
Cool video
LilyDurk 1 year ago
SNL is generally a load of rubbish, but this skit was hilarious!
ToniSkit 1 year ago
I laughed so hard at this my chair threw me to the GROUND!
Qwazdent 1 year ago 2
This video is awesome!
dragonice271 1 year ago
i wanna throw things on the ground too
gigibabes5 1 year ago
MAAAAAAAANN
KalaniDaliladotcom 1 year ago 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
Mugzy619 1 year ago
THIS ANT MY DAD THIS IS A CELL PHONE
IM NOT A PART OF THIS SYSTEM
MrGODofGAMEZ 1 year ago
Next time I go to a mall and somebody hands me a sample, i'd be " I'm not gonna let u poison me(so i throw it on the ground). And the next time i go to a birthday party. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!
nvmelden 1 year ago
whenever i don't like something i am tempted to throw it on the ground...in slow motion.
jedimasterkt29 1 year ago
i swear sometimes i wanna throw my brother on the GROOOOOUUUUUUND! I'M AN ADULT!
MrMookie777 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THA GROUNDDDDDD!!
NickSchwetz 1 year ago
i love this video! i know all the words to it! :)
lucybellrocks 1 year ago
y the hotdog
MrJk137 1 year ago
What you want me to do with this, eat it?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 THE GROUND!
cutie64y67 1 year ago
@UttersTheCow
No dimwits, "should HAVE THROWN" not "should of throw" "or "should of threw." Go back to 5th grade.
billm3 1 year ago
@billm3 How's your aspergers going?
stuntman021 1 year ago
@UttersTheCow will sorry i dont mr the cow
Mr12345Rapper 1 year ago
@UttersTheCow no i mean babys
Mr12345Rapper 1 year ago
should of throw a baby
Mr12345Rapper 1 year ago
some poser at a birthday party gives me some cake. GROUND
SmackAnGroody 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChristianKyleR 1 year ago
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Mann, this ain't my dad, this is a cell phone!
cutie64y67 1 year ago
Mann, this ain't my dad, this is a cell phone!
cutie64y67 1 year ago
Andy Samburg is AMAZING!!!!
Rubberband79 1 year ago
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Today at school, my teacher gave me some homework. I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOUUNND.
badbrunner 1 year ago
MY DADS NOT A PHONE! DUH!!!!!
MySkyisClear 1 year ago
WHATS THE ORIGINAL ???
megastupid12345 1 year ago
This is good on its own, but is it a parody of something or someone specific?
holycow818181 1 year ago
My dads not a phone!!!!!!!!!!
mcarmod 1 year ago
You can't trust the system.
quintyoup 1 year ago
Welcome to the real world JACKASS
frontlines456 1 year ago
best part ever:
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, THIS AIN'T MY DAD. THIS IS A CELL PHONE!
q3scorpion 1 year ago
welcome to the real world jackass!!!!!
carlosdropshotzzz 1 year ago
Ha Ha.....I took it and threw in on the ground!!!!!!!! lol
djroth22 1 year ago
So many things to throw on the ground. Like this, this, that, and even this!
lordofthebrown 1 year ago
Hot Dog man looked so upset :(
ConveX91 1 year ago
@ConveX91 i feel bad for him, he seemed so happy :(
tigres789789 1 year ago
i was walking through the the citie streets and a man hands me the latest energey drink
CoolPenguinStudios 1 year ago
Fuck the System wohooooo!
SuperDash1992 1 year ago
MAAAAAAAAN
1FNPONY 1 year ago
masterpiece!! to the ground!!!!!!!
TheGadadj 1 year ago
and they tazed me in the butthole
IdioticAmericans 1 year ago
so i through it on the ground !!!! slow motion
wooter1234567 1 year ago
"my dad isnt a phone."
teamjacob546 1 year ago 2
"MAH DAD'S NOT A PHONE!!! DEUH!!!"
SuperJang 1 year ago
Two phonies trying to give me their autograph... Ground!!
coolboy780 1 year ago
i aint part of the system
bipcool2 1 year ago
I threw the rest of the cake too!!!!
parkbros 1 year ago
MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE AHHAHAHAHAHA
jooelpe 1 year ago 2
turns out one of the phonys had a tazer and they tazed my but holeQQ
trystan877 1 year ago 3
"some poser offers me some cake @ a birthday party 'what do u want me 2 do with this? eat it?' Happy Birthday 2 the ground!!"
OSUstud22 1 year ago 6
This came into my head in the middle of the street today and had to try so hard to stop myself laughing. Best thing ever.
fuschiadreams 1 year ago 3
MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND! :D
cassiegomoo 1 year ago 26
Lol
"Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph-GROOUUUND!!!!"
Jaxnon 1 year ago
LOL 'happy birthday to the ground' lol omg that was so funny oh ps watch 'great day' that one is funny to!!!!
SingingFoeLife96 1 year ago
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snufleufugus 1 year ago 42
@snufleufugus ooh south park ref lol
yoweezer 1 year ago
@snufleufugus There are alternatives. You could say "X number of people are idiots for disliking this video".
holycow818181 1 year ago
@snufleufugus Better yet include two
DrizzttheSlayer24 1 year ago
@snufleufugus Lmao...pretty much!
iLLmaticV3 1 year ago
I AINT APPART OF THIS SYSTEM.
xxMrsGaebWayxx 1 year ago
i love this
Smerchie1998 1 year ago
1:31 his face lol
kentuckyhorters 1 year ago
Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph! GROOOUUUNDDD! *rapes their expencive dinner* ... such an epic bit. LONELY ISLAND FTW!!
kickyourfaceinbro 1 year ago
happy birthday to the GROUNNNNDDDD!!!
Taegen7 1 year ago
the cops gave me a ticket for speeding + 10 over,
so i threw him to the ground...
shortly after i got tazed TO THE GROUND!!!!
puappo 1 year ago
In my opinion, Andy Samberg is the only cast member that has saved SNL from cancellation the last 4-5 years.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago 2
0:49
Face = ROFL
moeller1234567890 1 year ago
I thoguht this would be terrible, it's brilliant!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
Miguelohara563 1 year ago
Some poser hands me cake a birthday party. "What chu want me to do with this, eat it?" HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUUUUND!
DeadlyGerbill89 1 year ago
IM AN ADULT!!!!!!!
shanktiamapimmel 1 year ago
hahaha andy samberg is awesome!!!
runnerchick1993 1 year ago
you cant trust the system MAAAAYYYYNNNNEEEE!!!!
STUDIORECON 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND XD
JCdeadzone 1 year ago 4
I just love the part where he throws the table over it looks so epic!
VaguEh 1 year ago
funnnyyyyyyyyyy
3r3my1 1 year ago
MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bloodbathism 1 year ago
Would have been better if they "threw him to the ground."
jamasianman 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!!
Chrven500 1 year ago 3
so i threw the rest of the cake! =D xDDDDD
ResidentCalifornia 1 year ago
who are the two 'phonies'?? i dont knoe...
SoCoDuck39 1 year ago
@SoCoDuck39 im 12 and what is this?
skillinp1388 1 year ago
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rasse112 1 year ago
@rasse112
wha?
dindush1 1 year ago
@skillinp1388 Wow sorry but I'm 11 and I know what that is XD It is like fakes and crap.
epicchic 1 year ago
@epicchic
i think what he is saying is who are the stars playing the fakes
JOSHYBZKING96 1 year ago
@JOSHYBZKING96 Oh mmkay missunderstood XD
epicchic 1 year ago
My dad isnt a cell phone
NYCLabRat 1 year ago
Maaaaaan!!!
IM AN ADULT!!!
nessa415314 1 year ago
Apart from the funny, this was an awesome song even tho it didn't rhyme at all haha
CalebHardin22 1 year ago
"Happy Birthday to the GROUND!!!" OMFG. That was HILARIOUS.
MrBrightSide622 1 year ago
Maaaaaaaaaan!!!
OutspokentheGr8 1 year ago
OMG this is awesome!!! Almost pee on mah pants!!! ROFLMAO!!!
AnubArak895 1 year ago
happy birthday to the ground!:D
SoCoDuck39 1 year ago
XD HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THA GROUND!
bigmucles23 1 year ago
1:31 LOL!
janicax 1 year ago
hahaha
shamulover6 1 year ago
lol I pee in my pants XDDDDDDDDDDD
DaRkNess1400 1 year ago
ground! hahhahaha
ksra0 1 year ago
HAPPY BITHDAY TO THE GROUND.
TheZACH135 1 year ago 4
I'm not gonna "Like" this video! I ain't gonna be 'part of your system!
HeroicEpsilion 1 year ago
my butthole was on fire!!!!
keepitganstadawg 1 year ago 3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!<3
SoCoDuck39 1 year ago
Lol... "Im an adult" People shouldnt lie on youtube :/
sokratesTM 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xD
BlueBatman23 1 year ago
im an adult!!!
HamletBMX 1 year ago 2
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1:56 its the boiled goose
MrJohnScallon 1 year ago
1:56 its the boiled goose
MrJohnScallon 1 year ago 2
MAAAAAAN
packer4life257 1 year ago
mannnnnnn this aint my dad! this is a CELL PHONE!!!
basque1111 1 year ago 2
awsome
jessezitting 1 year ago
duhhh lmao
crh2010 1 year ago
i watch this because im not gonna be part of this system! im an adult!
SoCoDuck39 1 year ago
Ending would have been perfect if he said, they threw me TO THE GROUND.
jamasianman 1 year ago 2
I ain't gonna be part of this system! MAAAAN!!!
PissMyselfLaffing 1 year ago
andy is hot and funny
cat20bc 1 year ago
is this a spoof of anything? it's funny
xjthg187187x 1 year ago
YOU CANT TRUST THE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!
chrisisagoodname2 1 year ago
Iknew you couldn't trust the system!!!
FrankDaTank1218 1 year ago
bobby moynihan is hilarious
iamanubnub 1 year ago
Happy Birthday to the ground!!!
pnebsully 1 year ago 33
iloveethis
kayXtam 1 year ago
welcome to the real world jackass!!
LT21Ward86 1 year ago
I said, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
GeneralHerpDerp 1 year ago 2
Tazin on my buhhole ova and ova! I was screamin squirmin, my buhhole was on fire! The moral of this story is.... YOU CANT TRUST THE SYSTEM!!!! MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
lolo10125 1 year ago 4
I remember watching this live on SNL. Man, that was epic.
slevanian77 1 year ago
Adam Samberg is awsome !
wiggendiggen1 1 year ago
@wiggendiggen1 its andy samberg lol
RavynSaotome 1 year ago
some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party lol.............welcome to the real world jackass
ork9234 1 year ago
I TOOK IT AND THREW ON THE GROUND
LoneCross 1 year ago
happy birthday, to the ground.
technoexpert112 1 year ago 2
YOU CAN'T BUY ME HOT DOG MANN !! lmfaaaoo , whata heroo ! Andy Samberg for life < 3
M3OOW 1 year ago
"Happy birthday to the GROUND"
"The moral of the story is you can't trust the system"
LOL
Procrastina777 1 year ago
aha i love SNL adam samberg FTW
123HLC 1 year ago
lol
2009letitrock 1 year ago
happy birthday to THE GROUND
SUPERSAIYANVG 1 year ago 2
and I threw it on the ground what do you think I am stupid my dad is not a phone duh.
scrubsfinatic 1 year ago
my dads not a phone!!
mikeskating9 1 year ago 2
awsome
wingnnn7 1 year ago
My dad is not a phone!! XDDD ahah so funny :D
itscatherinna 1 year ago 2
'two hollywood phonys tryed to give me there autograph ~GROOUUUNNNDDD~
nobody wants your autograph phonys"
l-m-f-a-o!!
ShelbyHoughtonTV 1 year ago
"these fonys tried to give me their autograph...GROOOOUND
cdog106 1 year ago
AWESOOME!!!!
junii0r 1 year ago
Happy Birthday TO THE GRROOOUUUNNNDD!!!!!!!!
ShelbyHoughtonTV 1 year ago
Happy birthday to the ground!!!!!!
ShelbyHoughtonTV 1 year ago
They tased me in the butthole over and over
metallicaistheshit1 1 year ago
welcome to the real world jackass!
carpediem8i8 1 year ago
Happy birthday to the ground!!!
IronJayden 1 year ago 6
i love the cellphone part!!! xDDD
CherryExplotion 1 year ago
Adam SamBerg=AwesoMMME
dogloversab 1 year ago 3
MY DAD'S NOT A PHOONE! DUUH!
frickin hilarious :D:D
rale09 1 year ago 9
it's cell phone dumb ass...
aspear96 1 year ago
Man, this ain't my dad, this is a cell phone.
iRanOutOfNameideaz 1 year ago 124
@iRanOutOfNameideaz duhhhh!
Thespiriticlan 1 year ago
Who would of known, a cake being thrown to the grown in slo.-mo. could be so entertaining!
godlynessdog 1 year ago 8
OMG i luv this it is SOO FUNNY!!!! i saw it on SNL and yea lol hehe
justinbieberloverr9 1 year ago 6
what do i look like a charity case.i took it and threw it on the groung.i dont need your handouts
IanAndinda 1 year ago 6
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!
uotanisama 1 year ago 13
ahaha WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS
elexhalee 1 year ago 54
I'M AN ADULT
rukia157 1 year ago 5
i aint gonna by part of the's system! =))
TheZeppein 1 year ago 2
He's so HOT!
Alaxas18 1 year ago 2
Ryan Reynolds, WIN!!!!
akje93 1 year ago
This was the funniest short ever.
BetterThanHulu 1 year ago
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orkse55 1 year ago
OMG this is awsome!! I´m gonna throw my computer TO THE GROUND!!! MY DAD IS NO SELLPHONE!!
Joaalmeida 2 years ago
lol @ sellphone
Kechiang 1 year ago
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ChefLaw117 2 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!
ThePotatoWithin 2 years ago 5
I meet that dude, I'm going to Punch Him In The Jeans!!!
iammadedeath 2 years ago
This video makes me want to go outside and find the first person trying to petition something. Get their clipboard and pencil in my hands, ask them what their petitioning for....THEN THROW IT ON THE GROUND!!!! Followed by some reasoning that doesn't explain my actions. Am I alone on this? Come on?
Tajmuhalla513 2 years ago 9
@Tajmuhalla513
That aint a petition, thats a clip board! I aint gonna be part of ya system! Welcome to the real world Jack ASS.
kevinjsand 2 years ago
TAZIN ON MY BUTTHOLE, OVA AND OVA
PutUpOrShutUp221 2 years ago 3
that's not my dad
dormill 2 years ago 2
Happy birthday to the ground!!
spasmagerdk 2 years ago 5