President Bush -- As long as I am the Dictator

[Amish234]

dat laugh

[SouthLondonsREAL]

Elite puppet scum

[xelaraider]

i win lol

[xelaraider]

no u

dirty hajis

[finkenmaster]

Title is misleading.

[69salford69]

"If this was a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier"

- What exactly is "it"?

What would be a heck of a lot easier?

[sayanythingkicksass]

passing the medicate plan brilliant

and its amazing how so many people dont understand "a joke"

[69salford69]

"and its amazing how so many people dont understand a joke"

- I've heard another "joke" from Bush and it went something like this;

"We have a great bunch of people in here - the have's and the have-more's"

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

oh yeh fucking right, the haves and have mores. the bush family are clearly the have mores. this clip was clearly a joke, but one i personally think was designed to empasise a false sense of liberty.

the media tells you how to think. i once heard a saying i belive rings true here, jokes are only funny because in some way it is the truth. the truth being it would be a lot easier to impose their way of thinking if it was a dictatorship. that is only funny to people in power, not me.

[SilentDemon1222]

Unfortunately when you're a politician, let alone a president you're supposed to not make bad jokes, since they can be misread. This is a basic principle of being a leader, to speak appropriately and clearly. Something Bush could seldom if ever do.

[ameteurpornstar]

agreed.

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

well said

[kenfo0]

people love to bash the guy...doesn't matter if what he says is true, false, smart, or stupid; it is all stupid to some.

Dictatorship is the most efficient form of govt., although it is one to be avoided at all costs. he is saying he could get done what he feels needs to be done if he were dictator, but would not like someone else being dictator. everything he said was perfectly sensible and was said in jest.

[Owneador1337]

A voice over would have been a heck of a lot easier if the guy who made the video could actually SOUND like Dubya.

[kdforlife]

Idiot, he did actually say this.

[Owneador1337]

No he didn't.

[kdforlife]

Did.

[Owneador1337]

No U.

[kdforlife]

No You.

[Owneador1337]

NO U

[kdforlife]

NO YOU!

[Owneador1337]

No U

PENIS PENIS PENIS

[kdforlife]

No you.

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

[Owneador1337]

NO U

Also, niggers.

[monobrowperson]

Morgan Freeman is more evil than wretchedness indescribable. I'm sure America will be part of China in less than a year. Oh , I mean, Obama, not Freeman, oops, same difference...

[sunmi1]

i dunt get it. isnt morgan freeman an actor?

[devinscottturton]

obama is just a black g.bush!!wake up people!!they are using u!!!they want to kill us all!!STOP THE NEW WORLD OREDER!!obama is just a black g.bush!!wake up people!!they are using u!!!they want to kill us all!!STOP THE NEW WORLD OREDER!!obama is just a black g.bush!!wake up people!!they are using u!!!they want to kill us all!!STOP THE NEW WORLD OREDER!!obama is just a black g.bush!!wake up people!!they are using u!!!they want to kill us all!!STOP THE NEW WORLD OREDER!!

[deroboi]

You fucking dipshit. Everyone knows that without congress government would function much more quickly and easily.

[imautubeuser123]

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[broman2235]

Look Ash,, you're a lib,, so therefore you are a mental and political drunk... in other words you can't be reasoned with. Go back to watching The View and Oprah for your talking points.. accuse me of being a neo-con, racist, etc.. I've heard from those who are out of ideas before.

Watch as this BOY ruins this country.

[ashleylovesdaddy]

Is everyone reading Broman's comments? Dude, BOY is considered quite racist. You've just labeled yourself. And why all the ridiculous comments about me whacking off? What the hell is wrong with you? I would have thought you'd be a man by the age of 43. And funny thing, I'm talking to a girl on Match that just finished reading that book.  She's seems pretty retarded but I'll not blame the book for that.

[broman2235]

Try to follow along in between watching The View and Oprah (two of your favorite shows,, right?)

Atlas Shrugged is a 1,300 page book that is considered a highly significant piece of lit. There are big words in it like, "capitalism" and "freedom" things that leftists want stopped.

as for "our" new "leader".. uhh sorry,, NOT MY leader. I don't consider Muslim bastard children to be leaders. You go boss your husband or boyfriend around now.. Or do you have a lez lover?

[odinfromcentr2]

Read something not written by the lunatics in the far-right. If he were Muslim, which should not matter either way, why would there have been that controversy about his Christian pastor? Explain that.

[garvess]

You dont sound very smart.

[broman2235]

like I give a fuck what you think.

[Aderath]

So what exactly are your points? thus far all ive heard is you propegating racist slander, over-generalizations and the same name calling i hear in highschool hallways. You might be taken somewhat seriously if you explained your argument, or at least had one beyond name calling.

[Corshorts137]

give ashley a break broman, shes just voicing an opinion how old are you 45? i betch you like 14 year olds

[ashleylovesdaddy]

Thanks dude. Broman misunderstood what I was calling a low blow. And I'm sure he felt it appropriate to attempt to insult me seeing as how that's the standard behavior on these comment chains. I didn't even disagree with him. I was just explaining that Obama's election had nothing to do with this video we are commenting on.

[broman2235]

if my comment was misguided then why take it personal?

so, you're 30,, I'm 43 and have read more books than you've whacked off to in your mommy's bathroom.

here's who elected this lunatic:

The black vote was huge: Gang Bangers

White people with white guilt:  Liberals

White people attempting to appear "diverse": Oprah watchers.

Academics that don't really work for a living and those on the government dole.

read Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged since you claim to read.

[ashleylovesdaddy]

And by the way, nobody asked about your opinion about Obama's election. This was a comment chain about something Bush said. Apparently you have some issues with our new president. Just don't go postal or anything. I'm sure you have family to care for.

[broman2235]

Ash, can I call you Ash? You expose yourself for the leftist you are,, "boy" is quite racist is your belief. the left loves taking words like "diverse" and "boy" and "green" and changing them to something new to appease their little minds.

Secondly, I may comment on anything I want.. again, you show your are a leftist,, you support free speech but only when it's not something you want to hear. sorry, I'll do as I wish.

[pimancer]

Did you hear about that survey they did of black Obama voters? They surveyed something like two hundred of them, and not a single one of the people they asked could identify Joe Biden.

[broman2235]

and this surprises you or anyone who can think straight.. we're talking about a voting block that can't pull their pants up much less ID a rep in their state.

[oboma8]

Clearly the greatest president of all American history!

[frostbite585]

Soooo whats the big deal about this? It was kind of funny actually

[broman2235]

this is all you have? a joke from Bush? an obvious joke. meanwhile,, you libs just elected the biggest liberal joke of all time.

[ashleylovesdaddy]

Low Blow Bro.

[broman2235]

ashley, that's a low blow? really? it's okay to call Bush "hitler" and other vicious names but if I call Obama a "liberal joke" it's a low blow?

Again, liberals are all for free speech until it's something they don't like, then they call it "hate speech"..

How old are you ahsley? 14? 21? have you seen the movie 1984? if not,, watch it.. that is EXACTLY where liberals are taking us.

[ashleylovesdaddy]

Actually dude, I'm 30. I haven't seen the movie 1984 but have in fact read the book. Remember those? Small, rectangular objects about the size of a DVD. And my comment about it being a low blow was directed at your comment about the Liberals electing Obama, which had nothing at all to do with this vid. That's why it's a low blow. And the majority elected him. Not just the libs. Anybody else out there on my side?

[goodmusic21]

you'll be surprised how many people write in spanish, milliona and we enjoy so much.

[keithman76]

wow!someone has some real power! most of these videos are no longer viewable. Hello censorship!

[Barbaricfellow]

Look at people's playlist's as a sad witness.

It's the only place where you can still see them(not watch ),and get an idea what kind gets deleted.

Especially if they don't regularly clean out the deleted ones. Right now even critical TV programs from main US broadcasting corporations get deleted,..if YT and/or it's corporate masters don't like what is said.

Blatant censorship as if we all live in a dictatorial banana republic!

Never seen anything of the kind in my life.

[tikithetacobug]

im so sick of people from other countries saying americans like myself are stupid just because were american and happen to have a line of shit leaders who happen to make fucked up decisions. if we americans are so ignorant why dont you people just stop fucking arguing about things you know arent true and just recognise each other as fellow humans that happen to live some where else. i could just as easily say "stupid german" cause you were lead by hitler, we all know this isnt true so just stop.

[jpcash11]

I couldn't agree more.

[Crazyfish66]

What... I was responding to a guy who was claiming that the language he and others across the globe spoke was "American".

Dont know how you misinterpreted what i said for being official Youtube language.

[JasonLicklider]

Stupid Americans.

When will you realize that it is not your president that is a moron, but everyone else, including yourselves?

I don't really know who I am to make jokes about your government... we just turned into a totalitarian society here.

RIP INTERNET ANONYMITY.

[7Trisanaty7]

so what? you just stop doing what you enjoy because your fucking culture? you dependent loser! atleast our culture doesnt blow our selves up in hope of virgins. who's the dumbass who you follow? id wrather be stoned or whatever your retarded society does then do something because society tells me too. by the way jason's an american name and so's the language you're speaking in. does that make you dumb? we have the worlds oldest people and we arent ignorant. we are freedom. you a dependent child.

[JasonLicklider]

Since you like shitty German pop music so much, it'll please you to know that I am, in fact, German.

Well, not really. And for your information, the so called "dumbass" I follow is a little man named Johnny Rotten.

Få böjd!

[darklordojeda]

kraftwerk

[Crazyfish66]

No the language is English mate

[GSBConstantine]

i dident know the sweedish needed sex so much they'd blow them selves up. he's speaking in English, the language of the people that "found" your country, also i think that the chinese have some of the oldest people. because you think that sweeden stone people and are also islamic fundamentalist's just proves that you ARE ignorant and stupid, because you can't BE freedom, you can be free or you can WANT freedom, but you cant be freedom. learn english before you try and put up an argument

[exiledgeordie]

the kanguage is English mate not American

[bridgesmatt]

ENGLISH is the language you speak, dickhead.

[sugarpuddin88]

We are at the non-sustainability point of Democracy!

The Pattern that put the banking Mafia in Charge: Community Reinf Act, its enhancement in 95 under Clinton; ending the 1933 Glass-Steagall Act; Sarbanes-Oxley Act of July 2002; lifting of leveraging rules; TARP; elimination of the Uptict Rules; FED now rules commodity market = electronic counterfeiting of commodities (ending of 5th Amnd constitution of title):

Counterfeiting of securities is the new drug!

[BlackRadical001]

he basically is now. but hey dont try to impeach that nigga ort we'rte headed to fema and the d.u.m.b.s

[DimitrioLewis]

He got his wish.  The office of president is now as powerful as that of a dictator. Let's hope that the next person to be president knows how to handle power responsibly.

[sunflowerssunshowers]

OBAMA '08, booyah!

[vic3003]

No one will be able to handle the responsibility unless they follow the constitution and destroy the new powers Bush has given the presidency.

[tbc27Z]

Hmmmmm, Not available either. Doesn't matter,I already saw it months ago. (Ow, my eyes hurt!) But I can still watch videos of wild wolves I hope.

[popupwool]

JORDAN MAXWELL

[distressed7]

The Repubs use foreign "enemies" and will create them to stay in power. The Dems are damage control and claim they are for "the little guy", even when the "little guy" doesn't need them, they'll create a reason to need them. Both groups forget the wisdom of Chinese leadership. "The best king is the one no one even knows the name of."

[esxp]

nice quote... soon the Chinese will be in charge here anyway... funny how the word 'owned' has slipped into the lingo recently to mean 'control' or 'influence'... who is gonna 'own' the US when we owe every nation in the world?

[distressed7]

This bail out that is going on right now is the real terrorism. Notice how all of these NeoCons suddenly, within a week stood up and went full circle from "we have a strong economy" to terrorizing us with "better let us rescue America or else..." Yes! Let them bail out their slimey corporate CEO and CIO slimes, and they'll get big fuckin' raises after the "bailout". The same shit who bankrupted their own companies, and would fuck their mothers for a promo'. Ahh! But they're "patriots".

[murfrules107]

It's not possible for our country just to become a dictatorship because of a president... It's just not how it works.

[brenna1975]

Please, check out Naomi Wolfe's The End of America on youtube. She is a respected journalist who gives a lecture on Bush and what is happening today. It is worth viewing.

[distressed7]

The piece of shit is right up there with Hitler and Stalin. But, he's from Texas and the history is written around the victors. He's a punk with big title and alot of handlers. He gets paid to take the heat. Corporations back his slimey ass just like Wall Street backed Hitler, while making weapons for us as well. In fact, his slimey ass grandfather Prescott Bush of Silesian Steel was right there with them. It's all bullshit.

[brenna1975]

Please, check out the video Naomi Wolfe's The End of America on youtube. It is worth the view.

[enlilspeaks2012]

Yep everyone he's not joking and they are so close to it now when goverment owns all the banks which is what they are trying to do now its socialism he's so close to his dictatorship now

[truthrevealed022008]

Except it's the other way around... The banks, Oil Companies, and Big Corporations own the U.S. Government. The Corps bark, and the puppet Govt bites.

They started this mess in the early 1900s, by starting the "Federal" Reserve (aka the private bank that runs the U.S. Economy), and they are on the verge of finishing what they started.

[GoogleTRUTHRISINGnow]

more like Dicktator AMIRITE?

[MattBeckstrom]

Typical ideaology from the "religious" right. Lying, cheating, stealing, killing is okay if I'm doing it. Because I know why I do it! Everyone else is exempt from my type of behavior. Torture is bad, if it's Iraqi Muslims torturing American Christians...but it's good if it's white Americans torturing brown Iraqis.

[jedimasterbooboo]

Right on brutha...Thumbs up.

[distressed7]

Or killing influential White people and making it look like accidents if they disagree with the death trip called NeoConservatism.

[DontBeSoIgnorant]

Exactly!!

[houseofwolves16]

o_o Help us. Somebody help us.

[zack7787]

hahahahahaha that was a funny joke!!! NOT

[Triundi]

People, it was a joke.

[distressed7]

Not to 1.5 million dead Iraqis. Most of whom are civilians. Not to me. That mutha'fucka is in himself a joke, but what he said is a real sentiment and in reality is no joke. It came off as a joke because, he is a joke. A very sad and evil little joke played on the vastly stupid American public.

[Melina1243]

Not all of us are stupid. The east coast is pretty intelligent and we knew from the start the war was a bad idea as well as Bush as our president. They can't buy us off with propaganda. The mid-west, yeah I'll give you that. They aren't stupid as much as they are naieve. America was bought and sold by rich elitist pigs under our noses and we couldn't do a fucking thing about it. I want things to get better for America, and I think I'm speaking for all of us. Even the dumb ones.

[distressed7]

I am from Chicago. I don't know what you'd label us as. I grew in old man Daley's machine. I knew many of the mob hits were from "Chicago's finest". My father was anti-machine and called by his younger pro-machine brothers who were with CPD and Bureau of Sanitation (gotta' put the bodies somewhere) an "institution of gambling on the S.W. Side". My dad is gone forever, but he died even cursing the Repubs he worked for."It's all snakes. Stay out of it. Better to work in a factory, kid."Last Words

[Melina1243]

Whoa. Those are really intense last words. I think it's mainly places that aren't as industrialized in America that harbor the idiots. That and most of Southern California. It's a terrible situation we're in. And with regards to your comment about the bailout, where do you think the money is coming from? Our taxes? The treasury? Do we have that kind of money to be using on the stock market and other things they claim to be using it for? I don't know much about politics..

[distressed7]

It maybe intense, but it is true. A wild animal is more honorable at his bloodiest than humankind at their loftiest aka phoniest. The money? What money? It is all figures on a screen created by foreign and domestic enemies. Who shits lies like the Bush family, and it is all bullshit, this money, that the Feds make 6% off of in the worst of times. "Worst of times"=times to reorganize. Soon the earth itself will begin the real bailout. It will bail out the innocence of having to deal with us.

[Melina1243]

Thats frightening to think of. I hope that everyone who fucked things up get whats coming to them.

[wanickd]

The world, open eyes

watch?v=bbo_VKdgqag

watch?v=I3IuSLALxSw

watch?v=VMhq7CfMuWI

watch?v=aoXuHl6V1Kg

[themikemonahan]

wtf it was a joke. lighten up

[clifflindsey]

haha i agree, i love youtube and the internet, but im convinced 90% of you are retarded.

[billybbob18]

Hmm. I'm sure that's what 90% of internet surfers "think"

[monie802]

ok, well if it was a joke it wasnt funny...the president of the united states, a country that prides itself on democracy can't just go around joking about dictatorship, and on top of that say the HE would be the dictator, this man is the leader of what WAS the most powerful and respected nation in the world. now we're a joke...

[LilMissAmi]

Wait... what... dear gods. >.> That's a scary thought.

[Molotov723]

a recording of a recording...yep! he said that!

[jaceves84]

Bush is NOT capable of being a dictator because he has horrible oratory skills, but he did pass some executive orders giving more authority to anybody that becomes the president. The person that everybody should be watching out for is Obama, he literally has millions of people supporting him. Bush is paving the way for Obama, you will all see if and when he gets "elected" into office. And well, the GOP has John "the tool" McBush

[jarrahjoe]

C,mon, surely there's a Lee Harvey oswald wannabee SOMEWHERE in the US that wants to be famous. Whack this NUTJOB before he completely destroys life as we know it! He has disgraced his country with his lies and propoganda and turned the world into such a dangerous place! The American people need to assasinate this DICTATOR and destroy his REGIME!!! I'll even throw in $50 bucks to the first person who puts their hand up for a nice new shirt to wear on the evening news!

[sergiobenini3]

el bigote por favor

[CaptainVideo40]

That is chilling!

Now, all I need is a time machine, and some 1940's ho's and we can keep Dubya the human stain, from ever being born by keeping his daddy, George Sr., busy and away from Barbara "bow wow"!

Let's see 6Jul46 minus nine months equals 6Oct45 minus a couple weeks safety cushion equals 16Sept45.

Wish me luck!

Back to the past!!

(Don't worry, I'll be back to the future!)

Now where's that flux capacitor at ???

;-)

Sigh, wishful thinking.......

[ragman2008]

c'mon dictator make us proud

[freedomriver]

I grow tired of this fool.

[odinfromcentr2]

I was tired of him at 12:00:01 on 20 Jan 2001.

[GurnSi]

HITLER vs BUSH Part 1 of 9 - Both: Fought for oil (H for land too) but claimed to be liberators Ignored/manipulated adverse judicial decisions Claimed supreme leader/CinC status Endlessly glorified patriotism H quit the UN's predecessor;B ignores UN Used war to distract from domestic failures Used secret trials & extrajudicial torture camps Struck pre-emptively Totally polarized their country's population Misused a tragedy (Reichstag fire,9/11) to rollback civil liberties & start a crackdown

[odinfromcentr2]

Don't forget imprisonment with no charges.

[jetli113]

wait, srry, it was Guatemala i was thinking of

my bad

[plasmaslug]

It's not what you say, it's how you say it...Here is your proof.

[Dominick7]

Its both WHAT you say and HOW you say it..and if you are literate you would have some basic reasoning skills to know how to decipher comedic irony or sarcasm vs a flat statement as if bush was saying he was a dictator. If a socially retarded guy like Borat (played by Sascha Cohen) says hes a jewish person, when his character is supposed to hate jews, then says "NOT" after saying that(in the right comedic timing or not) normal people know what he's saying.

[plasmaslug]

You said:

"...and if you are literate you would have some basic reasoning skills"

Thereby proving my point.

Bush tried to make himself dictator, he wanted his 'New World Order' Nazi state, and tried like hell to get it...Thank god the American people aren't stupid enough to let that happen.

Fuck Bush. Fuck Habeus Corpus. Fuck RFID tags. Fuck no-fly lists. Fuck Bush's supporters. Fuck FOX news. Fuck Guantanamo. Fuck the CIA. Fuck gov't cocaine. Fuck the economy. Fuck the Patriot Act. Fuck 'em.

[jetli113]

What did Guantanamo do wrong?

[plasmaslug]

You're right, I meant'Fuck Camp X-Ray'.

[chimaster123]

dont you mean fuck NOT HAVING habeus corpus, because i believe everyone likes habeus corpus, it means you should have the right to defend yourself in the court of law ahhaha

they GOT RID of it, and thats why people are freaking out

ahahaha

[plasmaslug]

I know, it was just easier to put it that way.

FUCK Bush, he's an ignorant cocksucker

[pisscunt]

what a cunt

[ronniboe]

Changing the foundations of the U.S. Constitution doesn't seem to phase people anymore...

[Dominick7]

This wasn't a slip it was a sarcastic irony..his point is that IF he was a dictator it would be much easier for him because all he'd have to do is kill any opposition..but because he has lots of opposition from the scholars of youtube and other non thinking liberals, it shows hes NOT a dictator but president of a democracy...

[ORACLE063]

A Democracy that elected the executive through a court instead of a recount?

[Dominick7]

We DID a recount and it ALSO showed Bush beat Gore..even a more so now liberal Justice Scallia would tell you to get over it, it was decided by the people via recount AND by the non popular, coligate (cant remember the term right now) vote.

[plasmaslug]

It's hard to count votes that have been left in a dumpster. Also, the voting machines were built and programmed by none other than Dick Cheney's Halliburton, meaning that many of the votes for Bush were likely supposed to be votes for Gore. Might as well have been slot machines.

[sendschie]

Yeah, but the second recount was stopped, remember?

[hansonmkusa]

They knew Kerry would not win due to his WIFE! Look at her and then our First Lady Laura Bush. Need I say more....

~MH

[sendschie]

Americans had a choice, that's all I'm saying. I don't think that Kerry was too great, but he did win the democratic primary; and it Americans (as a whole) really wanted something that different, then at least the race should have been closer.

[sendschie]

You forget that he won that second term fair and square. If americans were going to do anything, that would have been the time.

[plasmaslug]

Either it was fair,

-or-

His cabinet learned from the 2000 election, and did a much better job covering their tracks. But you're probably right.

[Jarezev]

Yes, I understand that. And the Irak fiasco keeps the oil price up, which benefits oil companies but surely there are more respectable republicans whose careers are financed by companies with simiar interests. My point was just that it might not be so smart to bet all your money on a sinking ship like Bush. It would be much wiser to invest in someone less hated and rediculed. But on the other hand it might also be useful to own a puppet who you control.

[skyemcleod1]

I don't hate him-but I hate his policies. Because of him, my loved-one is on his 2nd deployment in Iraq. Every night, I can't sleep & it's tough on all our family-as well as our soldier. We pray a lot. To Bush: Joke-on, joker...soooo "funny".

[Jarezev]

Behind Bush? I can imagine that people with money would wote republican, but why would they be behind Bush who has made the GOP so unpopular? Even republicans are trying to say that they have nothing to do with him. Also have you heard the expression "If you want to keep the republican lifestyle, vote democrat"?

[jetsam50000]

Why don't asian dictators ever have facil hair?

[mrepugnant]

You are too young to remember old Chang Kai Shek or Ho Chi Minh (uncle Ho).

How many bearded American Indians or Eskimos have you seen?

Any more questions pal?

[chineselad]

put me in charge ill make this nation usa take over the world lol

[mrepugnant]

Dude, stick with your Chinese brothers, in a few years, the way things are heading, they'll own America!

[Cafeeine]

Well, he's not actually wrong. It would be very easier. It just wouldn't be very ...democratic.

[bubastis13]

I

HATE

HIM

[sniperbride]

God this makes me SOOOOO proud to be American....phew, thank goodness the people of this country voted for the perfect guy for the job!!! *rolling eyes profusely*

[samicxi]

what does profusely mean?

[ambarambe]

zeitgeistmovie dot com

AMERICANS WAKE UP!!

[OldHeathen63]

Idiots. oldheathen circa Nov. 2000

[OpenMind38]

That's DICKtator.

[redwine4545]

I feel the same way. Somebody, put me in charge.

[StickKingInc]

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.

[maryannrox]

O.o!!!