Chris Rock Stand up - Defending Rap Music

[CamilleStorm]

lol :)

[MrBluddddddddddd]

funny shit

[rachel25lee]

Chris, this ain't gonna work... Every time you talk, I see Osmosis Jones speaking...

[1090been]

skeet skeet skeet!!!!

[1992Vernz]

BLIND THE BITCH ! BLIND THE BITCH !

[ENZ499]

ROCK, THIS WAS YING YANG TWINS MAYNEEEE :D

[robiitis]

Dane Cook has 30 youtube profiles?

[sullymelody]

@OptimusBronze

i think what you meant to say is *that dislike this videos

also it is uncool to use homophobic words such as "gay" :/ 

[dj66679]

yo people must be some sad motherfucker 2 dislike this this is some funny shit and you people say no well i got something 4 you: .........YOU CAN SUCK ON MY FAT HAIRY PUETO RICAN BALLS

[sammyvz183]

Great !!

[realLunaboy1]

This is a RAP killing, lets go home. haha

[obiwanobiwan13]

You know, me myself, I don't like rap music...at all...if you like it, great, not my thing, personally, I prefer classical music and classic rock and jazz...

BUT...

I have to agree--

HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO KILLED TUPAC? Granted, really just know of the guy in passing, not being a rap fan, but come on--famous musician, on the Las Vegas Strip???

How do they not know?

OH--and Chris Rock's stand-up (and dancing!) for the win! ;)

[MegaSolo95]

the brother in the red shot me dead. Suge Knight RED.

[tribesmen53]

@MegaSolo95 thats hu shot pac

[svavel92]

3:12 - 3:35 OMG awesome!!! xD

Blind the bitch

[The666thBowelOfHell]

"It was a nigga named Kevin with a MAC11" hahahahaha!!! im in tears!

[emericaordie15]

LMAO!!!! OMYFUCKENGOD!

[BerkayCavs]

''biggie dead, tupac dead, vanilla ice still alive!'' *white guy in crowd cheering* lol

[The666thBowelOfHell]

Boot Boot Skeet Skeet!

[Tunechi123]

28 policeman disliked this.

[prettyboysweet]

RACIST MONKEY!!!!

[LiliahGuddaGudda]

"He aint talkin about me!"(8) Smack her wid a dick smack wid a dick!(8) "He said ur name !!!" "No he didn't!" haaaahahaha so true

[LiliahGuddaGudda]

"U can find Saddam Hussein in a fuckin home but u cnt tell me who shot Tupac !!!!!" Hell yh tell em man

[BiracialGirl1977]

( Continued ) When 2 pak died I was NOT saddened when Biggie died I was NOT saddened , I was like... " I saw that coming about 5 miles back why is everyone acting all shocked and shit as if their brand new or something cause if you didn't see that was where their life were taking them then you are a damn fool it was only a matter of time you don't have to be a rocket scientist to have seen that coming .

[JMasterXP]

@BiracialGirl1977 wow do you seriosly put (continued) in 6 comments of yours just to explain something about 2pac,write a fucking blog

[Patsforlife1]

@BiracialGirl1977 jesus, calm the fuck down.

[BiracialGirl1977]

( Continued ) all the normal black people were not mourning their deaths because they know that Tupak and Biggie brought that shit upon themselves . It's people like this that make the Black community look fucked up it's people like this that our black little boys and girls are growing up being influenced by and I fucking HATE IT .

[BiracialGirl1977]

( Continued ) AND why do you glorify in every negative Black stereotype out like those are making our community look good ? Because it's NOT, it makes our community look like a damn JOKE . That's gang mentality for you, live like a gang banger then you die like a gang banger and the only people that would be mourning your death are other people that have that same gang banger messed up mentality like you did ,

[BiracialGirl1977]

( Continued ) Why can't it just be about the music and respecting others that are doing the same thing your doing as one musician to another ? Why does it have to be about West Coast, East Coast shit ? why do you have to bring drug dealing into it ? why do you think treating women like hoes is a good thing ?

[BiracialGirl1977]

( Continued ) I wasn't shocked when Tupak died i expected it a lot sooner the same thing with Biggie , the only thing I was shocked about is that it didn't happen SOONER . Live by the sword die by the sword , look what they were wrapped up in, making Millions, selling records JUST wasn't enough for them, no they had to bring that gang banger mentality into it too .

[BiracialGirl1977]

Continued ) I know all the fans are mad right now but I could care less . The only difference is 2pak and Biggie were selling records making lots of money from it but they were still gang banging, still into drugs, still treated women like hoes ( Pimps )

[aaaaaagg2a]

@BiracialGirl1977

LOL... 2Pac wasn't in a gang. And you don't know anything about 2Pac because first off you can't even spell his name correctly. I bet you don't even know what high school 2Pac went to. And at least try writing a sentence correctly so you wouldn't make yourself look stupid. You see that nobody gave you a thumbs up on your comments. Get your ignorant tail out of here. You obviously are just seeking attention because of how the way you left so many comments of cat shit.

[princessgal7867]

@BiracialGirl1977 Treated women like hoes, huh? How about you go and listen to 2Pac's 'Keep Ya Head Up' and then come back and tell me he has no compassion for women. Idiot...

[glennh1987]

um.. sadam was a murderus tyrant and tupak was a gang member who wrote songs with dirty lyrics.

[dopamine83]

Chris is a true comedian. I don't know how people think that mencia or cook guy is/are funny.

[PurdieLauture]

Chris is funny and a genius

[aanjorin]

vanilla ice alive!

[Paligurl123]

lmfaoooooooooooooo ahah I love Chris Rock!

[Prprlarnik]

Геније маме му ебем. :).

[BeAHeroSPORTS]

5:30 TUPAC IS IN THE CROWD!!!!!!!!

[jamesedwardtheobald]

chris rock = high energy comic genius

[Xracer05]

you mean to tell me they can find sudam hussen in a fuckin hole but u cant tell me who shot tupac!!?

[DS4ShoreWho]

How could anyone possibly dislike this video I don't get it????

[REALKILLADEALRECORDS]

after watching kevin hart and chris tucker this aint that funny any more

[35Crich]

@REALKILLADEALRECORDS Um...shut the fuck up. This is a classic.

[REALKILLADEALRECORDS]

@35Crich suck my dick its my opinion what comedian i think its funnier. bitch

[VladLakersFan]

old school! Dick in the ear!!!

[88culebra]

that nigga kevin with the mac 11 lol

[Newport617718]

Smack her witadick smack her witadick lmfao

[smartassname]

.love him hes second 2 kevin hart :) sorry chirs

[Zacky703]

wtf is with that skeet skeet skeet or wutever he says

[SimplySarahRose22]

@Zacky703 skeet skeet skeet means cumming.

[PacManFan818]

@Zacky703 skeet is slang for the act of cumming haha

[McGauley93]

lol the reason why most people hate rap is because we can feel our brains rotting as we're listening to it. "sweat drip off my balls"? really? what was lil jon on? crack?

[prolific12able]

@McGauley93 ~ Nah-- lil Jon was on crunk juice!

[McGauley93]

lil jon makes some of the most annoying songs lmao

[babadoa]

@McGauley93 Yeah!!!

OK!!

[tHickman95]

Fuck. Is this guy the zebra offof Madagascar?

Wow.

[88culebra]

@tHickman95 actually yea hes the voice for the zebra

[MrTmcwarrior12]

all you gotta do is pop him in the head and put a demo tape in his pocket lol

[SilverGenocide]

Only the good rappers are dead, only the good ones!!....Biggie's dead...Tupac's dead....Vanilla Ice still alive!?!?!?!!??

[earnshaw1991]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, YOU CAN FIND SADDAM HUSSEIN IN A FUCKIN HOLE, BUT YOU CANT TELL ME WHO SHOT TUPAC!

hahahahah so true, RIP Pac =[

[shaheeneyal]

why the heck is he attacking ludacris?

[MurdocHughes]

@shaheeneyal Because his song is ludicrous!

[ogfunk187]

@shaheeneyal comedy aint for you.

[iLMMFAO]

Jokes aside the niggas right thats fucked up..

[Jdroxxxxxxx]

if he was a priest at my church, I would go to church more often.

[MnMS1904]

PREACH!!

[moviemonster20]

hell nawe dis ni66a lame as fuck u know he ain't from the hood i bet he grew around white people

[OMGITSDRJESUS]

I don't understand why people are laughing about the government not investigating any rapper murders.. Its stupid. Why laugh at something like that?

[superstar1218]

3:15to3:31 lmao!!!!

[ombrezy]

till the sweat skeet skeet

[Keyleeful]

god dam vinila ice.



[marcuelcajon]

ROFL in fucking tears laughing.

[mildseven2006]

SLAP HER WIT A DICK

SLAP HER WIT A DICK

[MrWthisthis100]

You guys forgot about Big L D:

[williamn6133]

Anyone know which DVD this is on?

[PandaXpress04]

the brother wearing red shot me dead. lmfaooo

[TheLegoFan1]

Lol the lil John part was funny XD

[IndyTinTin85]

"he said your name! no he didnt. smack her with a dick smack her with a dick"

[Viewer305212]

"The brotha in the red shot me dead" "It was a nigga named kevin wit a mac 11" lmfaoooooooo PAC IS REACHIN OUT 2 USSS lmao

[momo44444444]

21 people where Fucked up !!

[L3thalShad0ws7]

guys... im not completely sure, and correct me if im wrong, because im not certain... but i think he thinks the government hates rap music. just a theory i got, no way i can prove it...

[Kis4Kosher]

not funny

[jabron2009]

LEBRON TRAVELED

[Zoidberg815]

21 people found out the smack her with a dick song was about them. 

[asjify]

Q: Why is it hard to play the card game "Uno" with a group of Mexicans?

A: Because they all take the green cards.

[fr3ddoj0n3s]

@asjify Good old fashioned racist humor.

Wrong video though, Gabriel Iglesias is over somewhere else.

[donnaskillet]

@asjify you just sealed your family's fate.Your children are going to love,marry,and reproduce with your enemies.(Mr.Rock covered this topic in his "Bigger and Blacker" show.)

[asjify]

Till the sweat drip from my balls! skeet skeet skeet!

[asjify]

Hard to defend "move bitch! get out the way!"

from the streets from the highway

get the fuck out of my way.

[asjify]

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

[asjify]

What did one math book say to the other math book?

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

[PrincessAlannaxx]

fuckin ace man! RIP BIGGIE SMALLS

[YouTuBie2007]

There was a nigga named Kevin with a mack eleven......LMAO 05:53

[hazboy11]

haha skit skit skit wtf does tht mean anyway?

[Zero1998y]

Tupac is dead

Biggie's dead

Eminem is not Dead !! :P

eminem is dope u can't deny it !!

[erocktheartist]

@Zero1998y Eminem is white though

[2scoops36]

Check out my stand up "Devontay Scott stand up" I talk about the confusing part of music and why i didn't like my high school football coach. Please Hurry! Hurry!!

[TheVirtualfreedom]

cant watch this without picturing marty the zebra

[thunderaoi]

blind da bitche

[SoccerRockNY]

He ain't talking about me, rofl

[MrMalikBryant]

21 people got fucked in the eye

[Sharpshootermedia]

" it was a nigga named kevin with a mac 11!" -CLASSIC.-

[gangstamind187]

Mainstream hip "pop" is hard to defend (it shouldn't be defended).. underground hip hop speaks for itself.

[yvetteamari]

hahaha you can find Sedam in a hole but you cant find the nigga that killed tupac IN VEGAS

[Zero1998y]

Pac is Reahin out to us LISTEN !!! LOL he IS hilarious Fuck Dis likers !!

[5Reina1217]

WHO DA FUCK WUD DISLIKE A CHRIS ROCK STAND UP EXPLAIN URSELF TO ME!

[drummboy2500]

TUPAC 4 LIFE!!!

[1234TheBeat4321]

damn his voice is soooo hilariuos

[Zero1998y]

smack her with a dick !!!!!! but a dick in her eye !!!!!! fuck her in the eye !!!! blind the bitch !!!! xD LOL

[Zero1998y]

im tired of defending '' move bitch get out the way " ! LOL hilarious

[TheRev1414]

sandra bullock in the proposal " to the window to the wall to the sweat drippin down ma balls all you bitches crawl"

[MrMomo1127]

there was a n**** named kevin with a mac11 hahah lol

[LauridsGadegaard]

SKEET SKEET SKEET!

[Shifty4L]

LMFAO

[MRJSWAGGX]

Lol



[KellyxCherry]

to the window to the wall till the drip off my balls skit skit 2:05 chris rock remix lmao

[oguzkaya123]

nas made you lookkkkkkkkk

[123dx1]

IT'S BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT DID THE KILLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purebrownsugar77]

Chris Rock is a trip!

[pisshand050794]

TUPAC DEAD! BIGGIE DEAD! lil wayne ALIVE!!!!!!!!

[pisshand050794]

I LOVE RAP!!!

[ashscootash]

it was a nigga named kevin wid a mac 11

[kittenatl]

The Gov hates rappers that expose them!!! BTW: It was the Gov who shot him!!!

[robstacks415]

it was a nigga named kevin wit a mac-11

[rockstarrist]

That's the best color i've ever seen in a suit !

[xxicahxx]

i knew he was going to talk about lil jons get low before he even mentioned it haha

[ifulike2laugh]

To Duh Sweat! To Duh Sweat! Skeet Skeet! Skeet Skeet! lol

[vaga13ond]

from my balls! SKEET SKEET!

[LegendaryWeiner]

tuuuupaccccccccccc

[ROCKstarJimmy07]

aat 6:34 notcie the white guy like YEAH!!!! After Chris said "Biggie Smalls dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive"

[666M4L666]

@ROCKstarJimmy07 Haha... Its probably Vanilla Ice himself :D

[jtpwnsyou]

i actually couldn't stop laughing =P

[nathan919]

skeet?



[sofymo]

THIS WAS SOOO GOODD LMAOOO

[nickangelucci22]

They don't arrest ANYBODY that kills rappers they don't got no clues, no suspects they don't have SHIT when it's a dead rapper ~ they don't fill out a police report they don't even have a chalk line when it's a dead rapper...Shit If you wanna get away with murder all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket!!! This is a rap killing ..let's go home! ROFLMAO

[implosionator]

"til the sweat drip fom my balls"LOL

[dudwo304]

20 people got fucked in the eye then blinded.

[FelipeVallium]

Well i hate rap but love Chris Rock se idk.

[aidenmccloskey]

Chris Rock and Katt Williams are two of the best black stand up comedians of all time.

[LPSNIPERKING]

@aidenmccloskey what about richar pryor and dave chappelle

[aidenmccloskey]

@LPSNIPERKING i'll quote my previous comment for you so you won't have to reply or question my previous comment again - 'are two of the best.' here i'll say it again in case you didn't catch it the first time. 'two of the best.' okay one more time now 'two of the best.'

meaning, that there are other black comedians who could be considered one of the best black stand ups, but this is my opinion and i'm not stating that THEY ARE, i'm plainly stating that they're ONE OF.

[albidj007]

@aidenmccloskey you forgot Dave Chappelle..

[JuLss86]

it never gets old...

[jfansex]

nigga named kevin wit tha mack 11 looooool

[kilkun]

@jfansex You misspelled Mac-11

[Pickles0107]

Only the good rapers dead..Biggie is dead, Tupac is dead..Vanila Ice, still alive..xD

[djdan151]

loool it was a nigga named kevin with a MAC 11

[baddyr]

@djdan151 i put a Demo tape IN YOUR pOCKET if you Dont stfu LoL

[babadoa]

Tupac's dead

Biggie's dead

lil wayne still alive!!!

Thank u goverment for killing all the good rappers and leaving us with the wack rappers.

[yendorification]

@babadoa LOL, so true. It's only a matter of time before Kanye's loud azz gets capped

[94DatBoiBig]

@babadoa dats wrong bru

[lilzack24]

@babadoa Yea if Lil Wayne died today I can guarantee u a lot of people would try to make a case for him an all-time great lol...But da nigga is wack to me

[4wh3lz]

@babadoa Heyyyyy.... Eminem is the best alive, and will always be best. :3

[erhewlett]

@babadoa lil wayne is tight bro

[babadoa]

@erhewlett nigga fuck u

[AnamimKonjo]

@babadoa weezy be tight as fuuck , dun hate broo

[richlove404]

@babadoa Wait for a minute the Government did not do anything. The government was not involve in the first place. Those two who started the feud among themselves. And none of this would not happend it they got along. Peace

[OMGITSDRJESUS]

@richlove404 Media made it a whole big west vs east thing. Tupac and Big even said there was no beef. Media hyped it up. Who controls the media? The government. The government killed them, to many factors and reasons as to why for me to explain..

[super23man17]

@babadoa lol man you a hater forreal

[taivanmn]

Vanilla ice still alive lmao

[Tazy50]

watch?v=LNllPl_1Wqg

[ladyh90704]

19 people got fucked in the eye

[MattyEFC121]

That arena must stinkkk!!

[gustavo7387]

i got hoes in different area codes! Classic xD

[MantisCrawl]

He's good, but certainly not the best

[lessavyfav1]

i would gladly buy the cd with the song smackerwidadick

[Ienjoyrainbows]

hey, so does the government hate rap?



[KingMvz]

HAHAHA

[994slayer]

ONLY GOOD RAPPERS DIE

TUPAC DEAD

BIGGIE DEAD

VAANILLA ICE STILL ALIVE

[thefifthchannel]

@994slayer what about nwa's ice cube and dr.dre

and run from run dmc

[thisisritchey]

it was the nigga named kevin wit da mac 11 hahahaah