It's good to be the King AKA Good To Be A Banker

[24CharlieHorse]

***Really need to sqash the Beef*** Consultants salaries are made in one basis point per hr.

*** INVESTMENT BANKS WIN****

[setablazebyyou]

way to steal lso's video loser

[437thx1138]

@setablazebyyou wtf ??? Iso? From funny or die as credited and linked.

[Downsideupside]

bankers get paid more, have more authority, work in bigger buildings and deal with a ton of money that consultants could never deal with. im saying this as a consultant. but we get paid less for a considerably less work :) = we have social lives

[ahhhh01]

@Downsideupside who needs a social life?

[joshspiker]

THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN

[437thx1138]

@joshspiker Check mirror :)

[coltsfancolts]

quants vs bankers 

[abhi5a]

@coltsfancolts

u both work in an IB so u get the same respect... the average joe can't exactly distinguish between the two...

[WarrenAch]

This video is so fucking misleading,

Consultants making 60k/year? Dreamer's world...lol

The smallest salary i saw for Consulting is like at 90k + 30k Bonus...

[Veneratio10]

@WarrenAch You're full of shit. That's after at least a few years of experience, and predominantly at the biggest firms.

[bernardo762]

LOL TAKE THIS MOUSE AND GET BACK TO MAKING 60K A YEAR

[tzbnks]

P.S. Blackstone Group L.P. is not an IB, it's a PE firm.

[abhi5a]

@tzbnks

true, but arent there similarities in the fundamentals of the work that u guys do... buyouts vs mergers... their all deals at the end of the day and the bigger the better!

[tzbnks]

We go through some of the most grueling superday procedures to be allotted the opportunity to do this!

[crypto113]

Awsome

[STFUmorons]

Bankers up 1 trillion today, the rest us got an @ss fuckin.

[smartrip11]

People need to relax - this is so obviously satire.

[notlimah640]

Bankers are at the top! There's no stopping us now!

[437thx1138]

Be careful. Karma can be a bitch when it hits.

And don't make a mistake like getting sick. You'll get shoved off the cliff to clear space for the next shark.

[notlimah640]

I know and I'll be sure not to take your comment for granite.

[1XMarksSpot]

@437thx1138 LOL

[437thx1138]

And a new King has been crowned. Goldman Sachs.

Goldman Sachs, need a financial bubble inflated? See the pros at GS. We play both sides of a bubble at the same time. Ka-ching x2.

Disclaimer:

(Investors with less than $500 million need not apply. But we have a use for granny's retirement funds as a bubble pump.) See your local politician for details.

[rnjbond]

@437thx1138 You still think GS is top?

[437thx1138]

@rnjbond Yes they are the smartest guys on the street. Maybe even the most unethical too. 1st Q 2010 they did not lose money on any day of the quarter. Pays to be connected and have moral flexibility. Nobody will go to jail I'm positive, and already been paid too.

[437thx1138]

@rnjbond Yes.Only a little bad PR out of this whole mess. Didn't see them pony up any cash. Ask Greece how GS will be punished.

[nishiniho]

HAHAHAHA This is awesome. Man I love being a banker, consultants are pussies.

[437thx1138]

Who's your daddy? Bankers. Super Ponzi schemes with a $700 billion bonus package. And never mind how we spend it, suckers.