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  • Unemployment was very high in the spring of 1983.Then Reagan fixed things.It won't happen again.

  • 1908

  • LMFAO!!!! This guy is PRICELESS!!!!..makes Lou Piniella look like choir boy.

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  • hehehe he is one good albanian brother!!! :D

  • lol 5 and 14 19 game of 162 lol

  • See that 15%. Still your fans you stupid fuck.As much as I hate this guy. Dude actually gave a fucking thoughts worth about the Cubs. Dude knew Cubs fans like the back of his fucking hand.That's the truth. After he left we went to two division titles in 6 years. Coincidence ? Probably not. But I really think it woke someone up in the Tribune to actually give a shit and look at the product their sending out. They had no idea about baseball and thats why they got rid of it ! (Thank fucking God)

  • Elia got fired at the end of this season, but he was partially vindicated. The Cubs won the NL East the next year.

  • Listening to this actually got me pumped up to take my Chemistry exam lol

  • And PRINT IT!!!! ROFLMAO and PMP, this is the greatest rant in the sports universe :=))

  • Lee, of course, was fired at the end of the '83 season, but you know what?

    They did hit the groove, and the talent did flow, largely due to this rant. Jay Johnstone remembered it well, too. As he went into retirement and prepared his career book, Temporary Insanity, he quoted this whole damn thing, complete with context.

    Thank you for posting a true piece of bombing run and baseball history.

  • As a Bostonian I think I speak for all of us and say I hope you guys win a title! You deserve it! NOW RIP THEM COCKSUCKERS!

  • "85% of the fucking world's working. The other 15% come out here! It's a playground for the cocksuckers."

  • This sounds like my dad.

  • MY FKN ASS!!

  • poor little "butter" cubs....

  • you know this is old when he includes the dodgers lol...dodger fan btw

  • Several times I heard an amended version of this created by the staff at WGN Radio, including well-done announcer lead-ins (and the Cubs musical theme "The Cubs Are On Their Way") to Elia's tirade. If you think is funny, you should have heard what I did. I was literally crying with laughter!

  • lol 5 and 14. out of 162

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  • I always quote Lee when somebody insists that Obama was born in Hawaii:"MY FUCKING ASS".

  • When I have a hard day I turn this on and I have a great laugh.

  • The picture of Jeff Garlin around 1:31 is perfect for this as I can see him doing this rant for a movie.

  • Could you imagine Quade ranting at Cub fans like this? Haha although I kinda wish he did, then he can get fired the next year and we can have a contending team again like we did in '84 :P

  • Those 15% that don't work in Chicago, paid his salary for that year

  • i can listen to this all day long and it never gets old.

  • Lee Elia hit one point spot on: Cubs fans ARE all cocksuckers.

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  • @bigbobbydahmer no just you :D

  • RIP THEM MUTHERFUKKERS!

  • Lee Elia: An Albanian-American sports icon

  • they made a commercial out of this

  • they made an outtake out of this

    not like this

  • Fuckin playground for the cocksuckers.

  • what's funny is that everything he's saying is true about cubs fans today

  • @gluesniffer2

    It is. We still boo shitty baseball players and shitty managers. Elia's brilliant ass got canned and the next year the Cubs were the best team in the NL. Maybe he was the problem.

  • @cauchamar ---But they Still Choked to the Padres!! Cub fans are dumb motherfuckers! Go Phillies!!

    How does it feel to get your ass kicked in during "Day Baseball"?? Such a great tradition.

  • @soulsofrebellion11

    You're one to talk. Your franchise is right there with us in not winning squat. What's it, 2 titles in a hundred years?

  • Stereotypical fuck. I work like a fucking slave and I can still make it to Cubs games.

  • @CubsFan2812 I feel awful for you, you have to watch an atrocious baseball team.

  • @EagleLC21 I have been a Cubs fan for as long as I can remember my friend. I could care less how much we lose I still love the cubs.

  • @CubsFan2812

    Because you're a true fan like myself.

  • @Medication102 Thats right. I skipped school many times in elementary school just to see these guys play.

  • @CubsFan2812

    Elia was just a bitter moron who was failing at his own "job" (really not a job at all - paid to sit on your ass and fill out a lineup card) and took it out on others.

  • Best rant or tirade in the history of baseball by a manager. This motherfucker was telling the truth about the people who used to go to games at Wrigley back in the day.

  • Boy, could we use him right now!

  • best rant ever. Tommy Lasorda? Earl Weaver? Fuck them cocksuckers and print it!

  • @uselesspointjunk: Well what do you expect when you play against a team with Ozzie guillen as the 1st Base Coach???

  • MY FUCKIN' ASS.

  • 85% are working. 15% aren't....today that percentage is almost 50%-50%! lol (well maybe that isn't really funny)

    The next year was GREAT!! 1984 even though they lost in the play offs to San Diego. I loved watching that 1984 team play!!!

  • 28 years later still awsome!

  • 38 people dont have jobs AND YOU CAN PRINT IT!

  • Funniest thing about this is HE WAS RIGHT....those players did have talent and went to the playoffs the very next year...without him obviously. I was in HS in Chicago when this happened and it was all over the news for a couple days but I think everyone was just so in shock.

    One of the biggest longest rants of all time.

  • U HEARD HIM, GET A JOB CUBS FANS HAHAHAHA

  • CLASSIC!!! ....he had no idea the tape recorder was running (not that he cared at the moment)......this was a shocker at the time! (this predated Sam Kinison and Dice Clay by a couple of years).....a local radio station had a parody commercial that included part of this rant, and it was even funnier "bleeped out', as it became one long, run on bleep at some points!!

  • i'm a long time cubs fan and still love this rant. at the time it was so true.

  • Its a fuckin playground for the cocksuckers!

  • Sounds like Lee E. is talking about that ASSBAG Ronnie Woo Woo. The most annoying of all the thousands of annoying Cubbie fans. Gotta luv the TRUTH.

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  • I hate be judgemental, but he sounds pissed.

  • Fuck the Cubs

  • Wrigley Field's sign should read "Fucking Playground for the Cocksuckers" instead of "Home of the Chicago Cubs."

  • Lee Elia gives a good description of Flub fans.

  • I love how he assumes that everyone in the stands for a day baseball game is unemployed.

  • @SleapeeHed The unemployment rate was at 11 per cent-and may have been higher in the Chicago area-at the time of this tirade.The networks were enjoying what they presumed to be Reagan's downfall.

  • PRINT IT!

  • This is actually John Gotti captured by a FBI recording device.

  • Rip them cocksuckers!

    

  • Love it!!!!!!!!!!! Players manager?

  • lol. This always brings a smile everytime I hear it. Classic cussing at it's effing best.

  • Cubs suck! GO BREWERS!

  • Ohhhh, how I wish Lee would have been the manager in 2003. What a rant that would have been. "You want to blame a fan, F-Steve Bartman. We played like shit and let the Marlins win the damn game." ETC...

    What a rant that would have been.

  • lol cubs have the worst fanbase in the nl

  • and.. PRINT IT!

  • Im glad the Braves hired this guy.

  • 85% of the fuckin' world is workin'.....the other 15 come out here!

  • Best rant ever!

  • Les Grobstein from WLS had a hidden tape recorder and recorded the greatest rant ever. Thanks Les

  • gggggggggggggggooooooooooooooo­ooocccccccuuuuuuubbbbsssssssgg­ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggoo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o

  • Greatest rant is sports history. Bar None!

  • The Cubs are such whiners! Always have been & always will be. They aren't worth getting this upset about. The biggest cry-babies in baseball. Waa! Waa! Waaaaaaaaa!!!

  • @gatorcarter Yeah well, White Sox fans are the biggest whiners, oh my god, always bitching about respect, they can go fuck themselves.....

  • He said "fuck" 38 times. Pretty impressive.

  • WOW, The whole city of Chicago just got fucking owned!!!!

  • the hal mcrae rant was better.

  • Rip those motherfu*ker, rip those co*ksuckers! lol Priceless.

  • 85% of the world is working, the other 15% come out here !!! Priceless !!!!

  • MY. FUKIN. EEEASSSSS.

  • "a playground for the cocksuckers" Classic.

    By the way, thanks for posting the unedited version, but FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER for showing that image of Hitler at time 1:10. Hitler has nothing to do with it, you leftist motherfucker. It was a classic rant from a coach standing up for his guys. Hitler has nothing to do with it.

  • @Flankitto04 Breathe. Laugh. Kill yourself. In that order.

  • @PampersPete

    Breathe through your nose not through your mouth, you knuckle-dragging moron. Don't laugh when you fuck your mother. Don't fuck your mother. Kill yourself and your children.  Society does not need leftist morons leftists like you or your fucking offsprings.

    Come to think, you don't have children. You are still in your mother's basement, in your underwear, eating pizza and masturbating on line. Die off loser.

  • @Flankitto04 Umm.........yeah.....I'm a registered Independent who will be voting strictly Republican this November. Are there any other false assumptions you'd like to make about me? You wouldn't hapen to be Jewish, would you? Maybe Hitler had the right idea...

  • @PampersPete

    Its funny to see you two shit for brains teabaggers go at it.

  • @Whatchagonado Teabagger? I hate Teabaggers. Another homo with a false assumption...

  • @Whatchagonado

    funny to see an Obama drone like you defending that piece of shit Obama and his failed policies. Keep hanging on to socialism motherfucker., it's dying and hopefully you and your mother can die with it.

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  • @Flankitto04 Grow up and read a book! You might learn something.

  • @PampersPete

    Independent. Yeah, all the leftist say that now

    Cut your hair and take a bath. You look like a child molester.

  • @Flankitto04 Why don't you do some research before you open your piehole? Oh-that's right. That might take some intelligence. All one has to do to see what I look like is watch my latest video.

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  • @jmm0935

    Not even close asshole. Catholic as a matter of fact. But why would a scumbag asshole like you care. You are a racist fuck and a fucking piece of garbage. At what point do you grow up? You are 37 now and still playing little race/religious bigotry games. I'll give you 5 more years, then Obamacare's death panels should take care of you.

    Peace. I'm out.

  • @Flankitto04

    "Obamacare's death panels"

    Lol

  • "Once we hit that fuckin' groove, it will flow"

  • fucking playground!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nearly 30 years after this rant, the "cocksucker fuckin Cubs" (as Lee might put it) STILL haven't won a fucking world Series.

  • hit the ball catch the ball get the fucking job done

  • Absolutely best rant ever

  • The motherfuckers don't even work!

  • Did he say sheep shit? That is priceless!!!

  • @Weissmenchland Cheap shit.

  • Priceless!!!

  • One of my all time favorites....

  • DA CUBBIES....

  • The cubs are horrible, and will always be horrible.

  • That the best FUCKIN rant I've  heard in a while!

  • A PLAYGROUND FOR THE COCKSUCKERS LOL

  • Fuckin, fuckin, fuckin! I'd fucking unbelievable, we're 5-14 with 143 games left. Don't fuckin rip those guys, because the talent is there to finish 1983 ith 91 fuckin losses! Fuck Lee Elia!

  • this kicks jim mora's "playoffs??? playoffs???" rant by a mile and a half!!!!

    GO CUBS! :D

  • This is one of the greatest rants of all time in sports history...kudos to the guy who taped this.

  • thank Les Gorbstein for rolling this tape. He is the guy left the the recorder playing at the locker room after the game in 1983.

  • Happy Anniversary, Cubs fans!!! LOL LOL

  • Happy Lee Elia Day! It's a classic, laced with adult language. You've been warned.

  • "85% of the world is working...the other 15 come out here...a fucking playground for the cocksuckers"....WOW

  • "the name of the game, is hit the ball, catch the ball, and get the FUCKING job done". that had to of been the best line of this whole rant.

  • Curse count:

    Fucks: 38 (4 with "mother")

    Shits: 5

    Asses: 4

    Cocksuckers: 2

  • @wceagle4life thank you

  • This guy has the eloquence of Obama - well, perhaps a tad less.

  • @jimtraner At least Lee tells it the way it is and doesn't lie!  I had to say that!

  • I've cherished this thing for years. It sounds like a Mamet monologue. The best thing is the deafening silence. How nobody moved, breathed, or spoke, lest the spell be broken.

  • I sense anger.

  • Best rant ever. What made it even better, he was spot on and was speaking the truth.

  • All these mother fucking editorials about Cey!

  • greatest rant of all time, you can hear the reporters cracking up in the background

  • The cubs will suck this year also.GO D-BACKS

  • If you can find a better rant than this EVER, i'm all ears.

  • Best.....rant......EVER.

  • "The motherfuckers don't even work..."

    "That's the criterior..."

  • Lee Elia said this in 1983, my question is what has changed? It's the same, except now it's 3,000 real baseball fans that show up and 36,000 people who are there for the atmosphere, the park or to have a college frat party in the bleachers.

  • Remember, MLB is just a business, and the Cubs are Number One is making money, and thats the bottom line.

  • @regaldisc You would think that.......Nothing but a corporate image,Cocksuckers with money,A team that sucks so bad and fans that do nothing but show up at 1;10pm to watch them. White Collar democratic doctors,Lawyers,businessmen etc..That think its ok to leave the office at noon or 1pm 3-4 days a week. Those are cocksuckers!! real Blue Collar fans are woorking.......not wearing sandals,Shorts,a pink garanimal shirt living in lincolnshire or Wilmette with a mindset that they are untouchable

  • This is priceless..especially for us Cardinal fans.....

  • "All these motherfuckin' editorials about Cey and fuckin' ... ah ... the Phillie-itis and all that shit, it's... it's sickening. It's unbelievable. It really is."

    HAHAHAA

  • What is wrong with people this days?really?

    It's just some game and this is totally not necessary.

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  • They did get "hotter than shit", but only after they canned him. They won the division the next season.

    At times in hearing that audio track he sounds like Glenn Beck especially when he tells the fans to get a job the way he did.

    What a complete fucktard!

  • Possibly the best rant ever

  • @Ryan88281 It IS the best rant ever. "The motherfuckers don't even work". Try to find a coach in any sport that rips the fans like that. I cant think of one

  • INDOUBITABLY ! IL SUMPREMO RANTISIMMISSI. CIAO Chi-town- Frank Sinister, Hoboken, N.J.

  • 38 F-bombs, must be a record for a tirade

  • really? I counted 41

  • Damn! He went off, and damn was it funny.

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fukin cubs suck big fukin balls.....god damn fukin losers.

  • after a quarter of a century later its still one of the finest rants ever!!!

  • @hifijohn Damn right!

  • @hifijohn theeee finest rant!

  • "Playground for the cock suckers"

  • 85 % of the world works the other 15% go to wrigley hahaha their own manager says that hahahahahaha

  • what is so sad about this is that cubs fans are still this way and it's great :)

  • its a play ground for those cock suckers

  • ever been to Wrigleyville? It truly is a real playground for cock suckers.

  • "The mother fuckers don't even work, that is why they are at the fucking game. They ought to go out and get a fucking job and learn with it's like to earn a fucking living."

    HAHA!

  • @mrceebees14 that line still gets me

  • One year later this Chicago team would win the NL East over the NY Mets.Rick Sutcliff would won the Cy Young.The Phillies would representt the NL in the World Series in 1983.

  • I'm a former Cub fan living in Tampa. The Tampa Bay Rays won the pennant after only 10 years in existence. The Cubs haven't won a pennant since 1945 and Lee Elia was complaining about the fans?. Chicago should run that disgraceful organization out of town and get a new team that cares about winning and cares about it's fans.

  • lol..Okay its don't show cause we 5 and 14

  • He seems tense. Perhaps a nice cup of green tea would help.

  • I just HAD to hear this again, finding out the CUBS have gotten sold.

  • 38 fucks in 3 minutes.

  • 12.6 FPM

  • Ha-ha-ha!!! Had to be a fucking Italian,Baby!! Lee Elia's rant is hands down the ULTIMATE,Hate-spewing, anger-tossing, no-hold-back tirade EVER! The closest thing to it is Mike Tyson's rant. All other pale in comparison. And Lee is now an icon, both for the Cub fans and for the rest of baseball fans. He stood up for his team and didn't hold it back. Gangsta stuff (not black street gangsta, but the Al Capone hardcore shit gangsta) LOL!!!!

  • I think he's Albanian, no?

  • @chessse Don't forget about Hal McCrae. That is my all time favorite,

  • Elia shouldn't of slammed the fans and media. it's a powerful force that you @#$# with in Chicago. The Cubs went 5 and 14, what would be anyones reaction? He lost his marbles, and it costed him his job.

  • f 'n multi-fold!!!!! (and all that cheap shit)

  • He stood up for his team.

  • Elia was right about one thing: Cub fans ARE cocksuckers.

  • Too bad he was let go later that year. He was vindicated for saying the talent was there. The next season they won the division, winning 96 games.

  • as a cub fan i still feel the sameway lee did here