Revenge Crabs

[HoboThatIsHigh]

*writes note* "Buy Revenge Crab T-shirt for first date"

[XblackswanXx]

Get rid of crabs = Just shave your damn pubes!

[mkowalski268]

your videos fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[dmg051793]

This guy sounds way too much like the vlog brothers.

[luigiperso]

haven't you got anything else to do than informing us about your stupid and meaningless life doing your shit

[mrsraddliffe]

@luigiperso could ask you the same

[luckystar123451]

what religon are you now???

[zemfour]

fake and gay x a billion

[mdssdp]

TSA!

[TotalWarMaster13]

omg I get angry over security things sometimes but that fat guy is really just... fucked up

[wideshady]

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK­K WHAT DO U MEAN PSN IS DOWN I NEEEED TO WASTE MY LIFE PLAYING GAMES?!?!

[TheComparq]

Sorry guys but Youtube terminated the video where the father saves his child, i guess the world is going down the crapper

[b03tz]

Hahaha did you here that? That was the sound of me subscribing :D

[RoughThief]

The sound of people unsubscribing. It has a sound? XD I always thought they'd just be sneaking away quietly in shame.

[IAMashlin0102003]

is that a hickey on your neck sir? well done.

[cadbury1987]

you are a fucking genius

[snaphappy7530]

FARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KK...ffffff..ARKKKKKKKKKKK

[TheDiffusedPotatoe]

FfffffUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUU­UUUUUUUUUCK!

[MrDorkusMaximus]

Worth a thumbs up just for the Zen Moment.

[ExplosiveFireOfYouth]

shut up ya eejit

[floge1]

If you don't get haters, you ain't doing it right. :D

[x0starface]

i know this was posted like forever ago but did you know priests were allowed to get married a long time ago? they changed that so that when they priests died the church would get all their money/belonging/etc instead of their wife/kids. pretty messed up?

[Monthral1]

phil i like how you say what you think of things even though you know you will get less views and subs for it

[Ashcroft360]

lol the sound of people unsubscribing, hillarious :P

[moneydude49]

Did the father die or was he in critical care

[randyooo54]

Sigh, we need more people like that guy. He realized that his son had more life to live than he did. Wasn't there a similar guy, Jason wood or something. We need more of these people.

[MegaShannyD]

i actually think the song goes

little bunny foofoo runnin through the forest got dumped by his girlfriend and wanted revenge

he came up with a new type of revenge called crabs he got sent cuz aparently genital crabs is for noooooveltyyyyy reasons

[toketokepass]

killed it with all that church talk...

[Doom20000]

instead of housing we could go all out and punish physically. like spankings maybe.

[j25727lego]

Wow I'm scared of homeless ppl now they may kill me to make their life better O.o lol

[smellytoilet1996]

the end of the vid was epic

[mistbooster]

i love how the video handled the actual topic less than half the duration, but instead was some BS pro catholic promo video. Great.

[LeopardaProductions]

PUBIC CRABS

[ArcyTheFurryArcanine]

If you want crabs, just go to Hillary Clinton

[Ylfordt]

Dude, I just have to say, that the Pope is not covering for homosexual and or child molesting priests. It's some of the rogue bishops who are ignoring him and opposing his reforms, especially the ones in America. The few priests and bishops who truly seek holiness are under persecution from machiavellian clerics. The archbishop in my archdiocese defends gay priests and exiles holy priests. I'll put it this way, don't leave Christ just because Judas was among his company.

I enjoy your videos btw

[xTeddiebear69x]

Did he die?

[BryanVillagomez]

LMFAO

[GeoffOnsrud]

Lol I know this is late. But actually, pubic lice are a different "species" then head lice. Pubic lice I think are flatter and wider where head lice are fatter and jumpy like fleas, (I guess) Thanks nasty pictures in sophomore health class!

[soulinnumber]

it's kind of sad to see trolls hate on phil.

phil is a great guy, his show is great, everything is great.

[glacier2win]

You got the date right, lol.

[FugaziCharon]

I like you.

[FATALxDESIGNS]

@FugaziCharon fuck you

[raterthegamer]

oh GOSH! that homeless person thing could actualy be made into a horror movie o.o

[bkg360]

omfg crabs a terrible thing to sell I AM NOT SHAVING MY BALLS

[figmandor]

oooooo k >.> ur lets say "difrent" how did u get 2 crabs 2 homeless murder?

[alexhan6]

why are like 75% of comments all like "Fuck you!" or "Fuck you. You are a fucking fuck that fucks fucking fucks. Go fuck yourself you fucking fuck of fuck. Fucking fucky mcfuck fuck fucky fuck.. Fuck.

[iiApostle]

@alexhan6 Fuck this comment, fuck that fucker who fucks on fucks on fucking day.

[AaronDude77]

your on drugs idiot!....

[harryploper1]

Ppl in prison get a lot like college free food a toilet next to your bed but theres the bad side.

[Nagneto]

WOW could you be anymore awesome? SUBSCRIBED!!!

[TheArmorwolf]

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[dragonmnvc1]

free for girl

not for sale men lol im a boy btw

[ensemble299]

@dragonmnvc1 Wtf are you talkin bout?

[BallKicka007]

hasnt crabs have enough revenge..

[fireymissle988]

Socks+Left over change=DOOM !!! lol

[numba1pokemaster]

crack boy mc spazmjxcncn

[tsukiomilover]

lol, funny XD

[kevinbob9]

-sound of me subscribing for no reason!- :D!

[cm3007235]

priests should be allowed to marry and women should be allowed to be priests. he is right. i can't understand why the church doesn't allow it. anyone reading this who knows why, let me know.

[jomesband070]

@cm3007235 it probably talks about it in the catechism, but i would say priests not marrying has do deal with chastity and giving yourself to God kind of thing. More of like a self-control/sacrifice thing. I dont really have a clue about women not being able to be priests though.

[SilentNinja78]

"Put the change you give them into their socks and beat you to death..."

[MrBetodavis]

may 12 is my birthday

[jadowect]

Just got done watching your video I loved it. And yes that would be way cool if the Catholics were to do mirage for there the hire up there might not be so much fooling around and ordain woman because Mother Teressa deserved to be one. Please keep them coming and Like jayfayded said all celebs have haters. lol

[Nekokittygrl]

@amoukrim if you hate his fucking show so much, why did you come here? So you could look cool? God, I hate winey little 10-year-olds who constantly complain... it's not his fault your mother dosent love you...

[AgeofATHEIST]

hahahahah FFFCKCKCKCK FCKCKCCC *dont worry theirs another video in the discription* hahaha

[dimlightbulb10]

its a pill.... that gives ex girlfriends.. worms

[fogmussher]

stupid

[ItachiUchiha953]

o_O. Title is misleading...

[incentva]

hahahahahaha. your awsome.

[TBxFTWx808]

RayWilliamJohnson FTW

[masterofachievements]

may i kick u in the balls

[liogat]

That did indeed sound sexual. :D

[CertainlyNotMario]

LOL THEY ONLY PUT I HAVE NO FRIENDS AD ON SXEPHILS VIDEOS

[Reaper101497]

OK I cant be your friend anymore, not when you say shit like that. LOL

[naruto254708]

homeless people actually really hate being confined even with free food and shelter and i heard that from my uncle who is a major bum

[wAtUpHoMY]

gAy bUtT sEcKs

[JoeGrottesca]

Garra tell ya...I subscribed right now :P

[alexhan6]

Didn't you convert to Catholicism after meeting Howie?

[MrNinjaMasa4338]

dude you suck STOP MAKING VIDEOS

[kawa1spaz]

@MrNinjaMasa4338 Then who do u like?

[MizzStarshine]

this was the day after my 18th birthday :]

[thebengston]

LOL at the little bunny foo foo

[nikoletina1994]

wtf is he talking about??

[rudylimas]

yay you made this video on my birthday!! yay philip!!

[jayfayded]

phil i think you are doing a great thing for the world. by giving us somthing intresting to watch on youtube other than music videos and some asian chick stacking cups at incredible speeds. but i wonder why 70% of your comments are haters. they are prolly mad cuz you make money they don't. i am a full supporter of your show and would never be considered a hater. i actually got 20 ppl to subscribe to your show in the last two weeks. dont worry about the haters every celebrity gets hate from fags

[RandyNO6]

@jayfayded dude it dont even mattr bout people who hatin becus look at the likes to dislikes and how many subscribers and views this stuff gets i love the videos there interesting and informative lol!

[888kermit]

@jayfayded I'm pretty sure he dosn't make that much money

[fandi7]

stupid ass hole,,got no job motherfuck?

[LeGiiTWillie]

@fandi7 It's called being a YouTube partner and getting paid over $100,000 a year? I think so.

[yeahdie27]

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd! 

[TNin3]

@yeahdie27 I always have to ask...

who the hell believes these things?

[AshleyyLOLz]

Free subs!

Just leave a comment on my channel and i will sub ya' ;)

♥

[Andrew357Magnum]

ha ha "hear that? thats the sound of people unsubscribing" ha ha very funny.

[bdoggy1000]

thank u im now filled innnnnn. :P

[ShawnLFDY]

Holy shit that WOW player's freakout was insane. bahaha. i'm afraid his head exploded after the video ended... they shoulda caught that XD

[JustKeepJumping9]

haha they talked about that on SNL... you should let seth meyers know it was your idea first :)

[peanutK100]

FORMER CATHOLIC!!!!! AWESOME IM AN ATHIEST ;) :-P

[RoyalHustler09]

The ending is funny.

[THEMallardtheDuck]

Former Catholic. FTW.

[theimmortalmoo]

you remind me of ask a ninja....

[smack8675309]

your the hots man on earth thought id tell you

[TheParadoxPrototype]

0:12 HOLY SHIT!

[applezandoranges]

wanna see some AWESOME SNOWBOARDING!!!

THAT ARE ONLY 14 YEARZ OF AGE!!!!!

then search my name in the search bar OR CLICK IT IF YOUR A LAZY ASS

ad you will get great snowboarding

[dandan688]

Jesus is your only hope. "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father but by me" (John 14:6)

Repent (turn away) from sin and trust in Jesus Christ

Do it today because there is Hell to pay

[jaysirrock]

@dandan688 Easy there Moses. Isn't there a burning bush you need to confer with before unleashing bible versus? FYI...its just a goofy internet show. Relax

[thatkush313]

@dandan688 shh

[HatingAndTrolling]

Jews should burn again.

[jman15162o]

@HatingAndTrolling :O WHAT ....THE .... FUCK!!!!1 8O

[ichgo333]

@HatingAndTrolling dude you be hating and trolling.

[LexiK124]

the guy at the end is playing the Sims! haha! I think. I'm like most deff sure. like 75% sure. Anyway I do something similar to this when I find out that my game is FUUUUUUUUUCKED!!

[thatkush313]

@LexiK124 I definitely thought i was minesweeper, but I'm also quite retarded.

[KyaizenX]

If you want to know the intro song, I uploaded the full song to my channel. Enjoy.

[anonymous19891989]

Watch my video !!! Gaga Spoof !!! /watch?v=frq_8FSgvB8

[PimpinAhz]

that guy at the end of the show haha 2 hilarious.. "FFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCK"

[candyland195]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

[darkrai227]

Shut up! do you not know that hoboes have super hearing? they can hear a penny drop from a mile away.

[danwongster2]

';lk

[JTL14789]

Hahaha, awesome. My mom just graduated too, and now she's a registered nurse =D.

[Ketchum09]

He's cute.

[dancingveggie13]

this guy is a douche...

[icecold593]

U should make it sowe can see the thugs u talk about in the show on ur app or have u already? Either way let me know

[CoffeeCakeNation]

Just put some nair down there

[Leonardus18]

wow i wanna kick your face

[Sheixas]

@Leonardus18 totaly agree

[ORMFERRARI]

ahahahhahahaaha

omg, ur a fuckin genius.

Ill subscribe when ill watch you finishing a show with ` ICH BIN YOUTUBE, FUCKERS!` or something like that.

Actualy, i dont even know how to subscribe. or the point in doin so...

Anyway, genius man. Ur a genius.

[Tourlock]

#LOL

[Tressco]

"The sound of people unsubscribing." - *LOL*

[spine279]

nuts

[MigiNoob]

i really don't know how this guy has so many subscribers.... he sucks

[Cskabarca]

#FAIIL

[HumanPietBox]

booring

[cangurcan79]

shapeless

[PaulBrownEL]

#LOL at crabs

[alexis13th]

Hey this guy is so funny and witty......

I still wanna beat him to a pulp with a "sock full of change" though....

[redpoostain]

you hear that? that's the sound of a failed catholic subscribing.

[Ceddanugget]

i like how the length is 3:14 like Pi

[spazzalette]

u still rule even though im a catholic XD

[mbenson2790]

@spazzalette when did he say anything against them?

[Leonardus18]

i wanna kick your face

[ally135349]

@Leonardus18

me too

[333maddison]

how would you even use the crabs?

[shantoydyson]

#WTF

[dektino]

shut up ..

[JillyBlackisback]

holey poop thats awesom haha "FUUUUUUUUUUCK" hahah

[yeasy2kill]

cool man you were talking like 20 words per sec !!!. keep N shine bro.

[dazzitboy]

I'm a former Catholic and I don't really give fuck about whatever the priest does

[BLaiaiprincess]

IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM LEAVE.

geez.

[colhaodomeio]

Why the fuck are so many people that like to watch this fucking stupid movies that of guy talking to a camera like fred videos, this asshole videos and many others?

IS THE WORLD FULL OF FAGS AND BRAINLESS MORONS?

[fetfoti1]

#FAIL

[karimdawhirloffun]

I really hate this guy and his videos...

[Racksor]

so you say its ok grown ups has sex with kids :O

[Shaderok]

sucks, a ss bit ch

[TheCerberusInferno]

Very cool video

[TheJoksin]

u very ugly

[solycomment9000]

u are fucking sick i hate your video

[blizzpie]

GAY

[neildangad]

.........you have ALOT of time even to edit about paresites --"

[kicckboxx]

@neildangad his JOB is youtube,he EARNS money for doin this shit so,you know,he has all the time of the world

[neildangad]

@kicckboxx oooh me want to earn money for doing lame things :D

[schivano]

sad white boy

[druidahun]

i hate this video...

[emilerszx]

@druidahun i just hate him -.-

1. not funny

2. anoying to listen to

3. booring

[iNSeRTCLeVRNaMeHeRe0]

Apparently, priests r suppose to b "married to god"

Yet christians arent supposed to b gay

Hmmm...

I dont get this, and i AM christian

Or catholic

Or something like that.

[prcrash]

@iNSeRTCLeVRNaMeHeRe0

God is nor a man nor a female. He is God.

at least thats what they said to me.

[armandoreyna94]

@prcrash yet they call this "god" a He. anyways you just contradicted your self because you said "He is God". so you phail

[prcrash]

@armandoreyna94

no dude, ur taking things a little too literaly.

God is an OmnicientBeing.

Nor Female nor Male. ur a little confused.

[luigiperso]

@prcrash , why, did you fuck God?

[Whiteknightx3]

You Talk too much -.-