The Funniest Scenes From Black Dynamite

[RandomGuyRabbit]

Just saw this streamed. Best. Movie. Ever.

[ZehPineapples]

@RandomGuyRabbit You didnt watch it on what I think you watched it on cuz if you watched it on what I think you watched it on then we watched it on the same stream.

[cuniffp]

'Sarcastically, I'm in change' Ha, brilliant!

[sheppz1000]

You forgot the "HAHA! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!" scene

[prizzom]

he's dead...no shit lol

[FattieAcidProduction]

Aahhhhhyye .,.. Muthafukka!

[MasterxKenobi]

Gunsmoke is awesome. Reminds me of a black tank from TF2. Lol

[Commandoj251]

Hahaha Why black dynamite why? in his chinese language.

[tothecor50]

6:33- "Ahhh, hush up lil' girls. Lotta cats have that name." Best part of the movie.

[MrAlexeatsyou]

"now let me explain something to you... Super nigger" how is that not in here D:

[0zziefan]

"Sarcastically I'm in charge" gets me every time!

[ComicRelief17]

(The Militants Turn Startled!)

[ShowNuffDaKing]

3:18 Is the best part of ENTIRE MOVIE I have tears in my eyes LLS

[sHAd0W11591]

little Chinese knees xD

[HiImRussell]

hahaha hot sauce for my doughnut

[coppertweed]

5:28 i was pmsl

[MrOiManDudeGuy]

5:41

funniest line

[jerryblanks]

this movie is da sheet

[amazingfertilla123]

when you said "best scenes from black dynamite" i thought it would be the whole movie..can u dig it?

[ivegotabfmv]

as he lay there...flat on his face...he looked up at me LMFAO awesome

[marquisman]

the guy they interrogate and juice up in the last scene, thats john kerry. he was the crooked cop in dolemite(1975). 

[dunkman9595]

4:15 the man that stands up reads the stage directions

[ApostleOfDub]

he said "BOKU SAWU" 

[truckdrivah]

"Sarcastically...I'm in charge"

Just awesome! This movie is very funny.

[youngwun446]

haHA! i threw that shit before i came in the room

[Blackouttsi2]

Can i get some hot sauce for my doughnut ?

[NobodyYouWannaKnow19]

Bull Horns:''PimpSlap'' Henchman:''Damn... Motha Fucka!''

[Gshift]

Just tha niggas... just the ni----

[crackrockstdy89]

6:08 funniest part, i watched that over like 4 times when i first saw this movie

[mattpcm509]

Best movie ever. Michael Jai White is a PIMP

[BENZsPL13]

"can i get you anything? Yes i would like some of that ass ahaha am i the only person who laughs at that part?

[whatdafacundo]

Donuts.... don't wear alligator shoes

-Black Dynamite

[guilbs88]

"But Black Dynamite, *I* sell drugs to the community!"

[DomIstKrieg]

i only just got the receiver joke at 1:37 after seeing it about 6 times. Amazing.

[PaulThePuppetier]

this is comedy right?

it's too funny not to be xD

[iloveyoumrfrodo]

"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes." ROFL

[Cockel100]

"I gotta get back to the streets where i come from SUCKA!"

LMAO

Am the only person who finds that line seriously funny?

[SirGrodusFTW]

I liked that shit before I logged in the YouTube!

[Bee22553]

"he said somethin' to me in chinese, like bookusao- sound like some cartoon shit. but i understood it to be a question that he was askin' me."

[edwinpinto123]

there is 9 jive motha Fkn bitches that need a ass whooping

[Nessalf629]

his little chinese knee...i died XD!

[Fredrik951753]

2:21 "as he was laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me"

[thesinner922]

5:09 pwnd

[bluntedtaoism]

Sarcastically I'm in charge!

[bigbossdawg7]

Lol, 3:30 to 3:35 they switched him out 'cause he got mad

[ZirConeXPlayZ]

Donuts dont wear alligator shoes.. HAHAH LAUGHED SO HARD!

[mrbigbattle85]

if u disliked black dynamite ur an asshole

[KingRobBMF]

5:47 lMMFAo

[KingBlaximus]

I've never heard anyone pronounce the word SNITCH that clearly n my life. The ch was like a separate word.lol

[chikari123]

"The militant turns startled!"

[kiranpati]

bookoo sao!

[MCKhanstent]

"Donuts don't wear aligator shoes"

[bluntedtaoism]

"Sarcastically, I'm in charge!"

[MadCowMindTV]

"FIENDISH DR. WU, YOU DUN FUCKED UP NOW!!!"

[vincespeacemaker]

"But until then, you need to shut the fuck up when grown folks is talking"............"I'm sorry"

[MrFable93]

lmmfao 3:32 is to funny if u got what happened

[steveasat2]

The parody bad acting is fun, though I don't know if I'd call a black man being gunned down by goons and the description of a mutilated Vietnamese child exactly "the funniest".  Gotta admit, I loved the way the doughnut fell down.

[fortminor85]

Fiendish Dr Wu, You done FUCKED UP NOW!!!!

[8T8keyQN]

-"I ain't no snitch"

-"You said you were"

[ishkoo]

@8T8keyQN: I think he says, "Who said you were?"

[warmaker911]

quite frankly you need to play the entire movie if you wanna name it "funniest scenes from Black Dynamite" cuz this movie was one of the funniest i've ever seen

[Harvey1435]

U DIABOLICAL DICK STRINKING MUTHAFUCKAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

[warelite612]

A hut with a Fan!?!?!

[SHAUNLEBASS]

"From the ceiling fan across the hut." Lmfao!

[zepcrazyfre]

6:12! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! OMG!

"Euphoria shut the FUCK up I know that was you I don't even gotta look! I'll send yo ass back to CRENSHAW PEAKS WIT HIS HOT ASS COAT HANGERS BITCH! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?!

ROFLMAOxD!

[juman1cus]

so many quotes to chose from, im not even gonna bother u guys kno them all xD

[ChildOfGod389]

2:38 LMMFFBBOOO

[PRMenace]

Can I get some hot sauce for my doughnut?

[HeyItsAmanda36]

wheres the asian guy's funny face?

[rockos414]

"Sarcastically, I'm in charge."

[teshbutterfly]

Wayyy down in the Jungle deep lol

[manhunteress]

Fucking wicked movie,couldn't stop laughing,siiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!

[hoogys]

"ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN !!" LOL ....  opps sorry guys wrong movie

[fortminor85]

@hoogys same actor though.

[youngdeath303]

MuthaFucka!!!!

[madblk75]

Captain Kangaroo Pimp! 

[HuumpDutchDodgers]

Forgot when he runs to answer the phone when his aunt calls lol---He ran over there like he was 'bout to put a hurtin' on something, then just answered the phone lol.

[FlavioAngPanday]

DEAD as a DOG!

[Futang808]

This Movie is the best ever! fucking great!

[trekkie117]

these aren't the funniest scenes

this video need to be the length of the movie

[ruggid11]

how the hell did you miss out the part when all the pimps are together

BUT BLACK DYNAMITE! I SELL DRUGS IN THE COMMUNITY

[StanandLogan]

You missed a bunch of good parts like when they were figuring out Operation Kansas while at the pancake house.

[gtahoer]

fat-tony

[WillMorebucks]

LOL @ dude reciting the actions in the script. Plus dude getting slapped for real. Damn this movie is hilarious, I can't believe I ain't bought this shit yet.

[ThePSALMSTER790]

donuts dont wear alligator shoes

[NativeDuJuan]

"Charred from his head down too his knees..." The boy is clean and not dirty hahahah

[AW350M3S4UCE]

the militant turned startled!

sarcastically i'm in charge!!

[MegaWhiteDaddy]

Why Black Dynamite? Why?

[JamastaEYIN]

3:26 best scene xD

[Obombration]

So these are supposed to be the funny scenes, huh

[hnshannon]

"The militant's turn stunned!", "how'd you get in?"

[Roxie21]

sarcastically I'm in charge

[pounder2day]

im blacker than the ace of spades.

[eddie757]

SHOULDA POSTED THE ENTIRE POOL HALL SCENE THE WHOLE THING WAS MY FAV

[brujuice221]

lol he slapped the shit outta him "Muthafucka!!"

[Sockr44e]

you gotta shut the fuck up while grown folks is talkin!

[hamptoncruiser]

"I Threw that shit before I walked in the room"

[matulacd]

@hamptoncruiser lmao that shit was ridiculous

[solo13th]

fuck was bubba talkin bout

[EMT22637]

Where's "you'll wake the rest of the bitches" ?!

[lopezeltaco]

Doughnuts don't where alligator shoes... XD lolz

[SBTlolololololol]

"...I walked in"

Piss myself every goddamn time.

[Fowlzy101]

as he layed there, flat on his face....he looked up at me

[ajdaprince13]

Euphoria, The Asian Guy, Nixon, and Nixon's Wife Disliked this video

[FloridianAsshole22]

Freeze Turkeys!

[lukep778899]

EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[AverageGamerX]

Real men watch Black Dynamite...if you don't like this shit. You're a communist.

Yeah I said!

[Nezluv123]

@mart15596.... The part where the 2 lil girls were like my daddy's name is black dynamite he says uhhh hush up lil girls alot of cats got that name.

[natestarider]

3:31 DAMN! MUTHAFUCKA! then cue the light skinned dude 

[Iginla25]

Be here, keep it tight and outta sight.

Im gonna shake the trees from the roots, to break up the fruits.

Rip it out the ground, find out whats goin down,

Dont worry about tomorrow mama, cause dynamites going to make everything alright. LOL

[lovemykicks]

donuts don't wear alligator shoes.

[brujuice221]

lol he slapped the shit outta dude. I gotta get this movie, caught it early in the morning lol

[adamkruk1983]

...I'm sorry! Lol

[curbdancer2002]

5:30...where did that machine gun come from? lol

[mrjfray]

I could not stop laughing at the Chinese part.

[FrankDaTank1218]

4 people didn't know he was dead.

[FrankDaTank1218]

A thespian masterpeice.

[Sampsquampch]

why isn't the whole movie in this video?

[ZanaThirteen]

It's so bad and stupid, it's freaking genius. Michael Jai White is the most underrated black actor ever.

[MrSaeedted]

3:34 actor breaking character during film that was my fav part of the mov. :D

[cophahn]

the car steers nicely when he's not looking, but crashes when he does. fuckin hilarious.

[juicyybaby24]

@cophahn lmfao.. totally Funny

[boyofbears]

donuts dont wear alligator shoes!

[Burtonfan851]

4:35 is the best part! Black Dynamite looks at the director and is like "Is that okay?".

[mateomilano]

Euphoria, shut the fuck up!

[futureanim8tor]

LOL As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?'

[slye1991]

LMAO 5:48 he forgets to brake hahahha

[WolfataDoor]

@slye1991 I laughed so hard at that part. So goddamn funny.

[lllDevilbytheDeedlll]

4:40 - Black Dynamite out badassing the black panthers.X)) God, for anyone who hasn't watched this movie, seriouslly folks, it's fan- fucking- tastic!

[KiwiBoy151]

OH YOU A CORN FED FOOL WITH A LOT OF MUSCLE MASS, BUT ITS TIME FOR BULLHORN TO GET UP IN THAT ASS!!!

(slaps him in face) Damn, motherfucker!

[ShaunRodgers]

If this video is the funniest scenes from Black Dynamite it should just be the whole move.

[Kfarm2711]

I just finished watching this on netflix, it's been awhile since I laughed that hard.

[IIZ00LII]

There's no I, in revolu......team!

[QoolEntent]

Half Birthday Sex guy is B.D.'s brother, Jimmy.

[sathanas222]

haha seen that movie for the first time thanks to Pat Barry, shit was retarded funny

[aarossell]

lol, that shrug at the end

[CmndrPyro]

Nixon and Dr. Wu disliked this

[timbits200]

Why Black Dynamite? Why?

[anonimystro12345]

He said something to me in Chinese... like WOKOSAUN sound like cartoon shit...

[bloodtrocuted62]

Doughnuts... Don't Wear Alligator Shoes

[pumpkill]

who could dislike this?? WHO?!?!??!

[Julesdamexidorian]

i saw this movie blown as fuck lol, this shit was a trip

[Nezluv123]

Uuh hush up lil girls alot of cats got that name....

[mart15596]

@Nezluv123 a lot of guys got that name ?

[demiser21]

The best part about the car is the not so obvious joke that he was driving fine for quite a while taking multiple sharp turns without looking why all of a sudden did he veer off later

[0penBoxFilms]

@demiser21 Plus the fact that he's driving on a turnpike one moment, and on the countryside the next.

[ahanja1]

Best scene is 3:20 Bullhorn's scene

[kabal5000]

3:33 

[Bungholio281]

This movie is fucking amazing.

[thablackwizard]

Euphoria and the Chinese boy disliked this.

[braddyboy82]

"Militants turns, startled!"

"Sarcastically 'I'm in charge'"

HAHAHAHA!!! Genius genius genius. So funny that they included people reading off of queue cards. But never so literally.

[ItsTibbs33]

they shot that bitch cuz he couldn't act

[badrice]

[Militants turn startled]

Militant: How did you get in here?!

[Iamanasshole187]

Why black dynomite, why?!

[Smalls226]

like this if you pee in the shower

[KillFlloyd]

Man you cut out the kung fu training and what he says before he answers the phone.

[lourdevegeta]

Wheres the part where he kicks the old lady across the room when she says "Theres no Nipsy here...."

[xiMiintzx]

2 dislikes= Chicago wind and Guy that got the black smacked off of him?

[redbook5544332211]

Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass

[juicycojunkie]

Look now JIVE CHOPS, I aint no SNITCH.

[beaagent29p]

CLASSIC! I usta pay a quarter to catch two of these jive ass turkey movies back in 72. lmao. This is one parody that I'm adding to my collection!

[mistabobdobolina]

I love the look on his face after the "Euphoria shut the fuck up" outburst. Oops, that was non-smooth...

[alexhortdog95]

LOL - you missed the Creamed Corn chase scene. The part when he's sitting in the chair is one of the funniest things ever.

Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you that WOooooooooooooooooooo!!!

ROFLOL!

[BIGpoppasmurf220]

5:50 "oh shit, brakes"

[TheVide0boy]

Euphoria shut the FUCK up! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send ya ass back to Crenshaw P wit his hot ass coat hangers BITCH! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?!?!?!

[TexasTough]

Why Black Dynamite? Why?