God lies dead and raped in a looted and defiled heaven, as the angels are tortured and enslaved to build an engine of horror into which mankind will be fed to commemorate Satan's new dark reign, all by the light of a burning Earth, the last world in existence not murdered by rampaging monsters.
I have stared into the face of madness. I finally understand now. There is no reason or logic or sense or morality. Everything is a cheap lie. This...thing has finally revealed the universe for what it is: a swirling black mass of chaos, madness, and death. I will dedicate the rest of my life to destroying everything I can to save it from this cruel and uncaring world. Thank you Animal Soccer World.
Someone, tells the AVGN or the Nostalgia Critic to review that... that... It would be insulting to the shit if I call that "shit", so I'm just gonna call that: (put a very insulting word from your own imagination here, be creative).
This is pure crap. Plain and simple. But is it the worst animated anything? Hard to say since its competing against everything else Dingo Pictures has to offer and all 3 of the animated Titanic movies! This could be a photo finish of epic shit proportions!
I never thought that there would be a time in my life where I would ask this, but why are what appears to be geese wearing what seems to be fetish clothing?
Wait, where the fuck did the lion come from at :58?! Did Thumper drink radioactive waste or something!? Why is there only one voice actor?! How did a fucking elephant jump at :10?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
@Kiroswan My guess would be that it's a rhino but judging by this studio and their AMAZING dinosaur drawing skills, I wouldn't be surprised if it is hell spawn.
Normally, I wouldn't comment on the soundtrack in a horrible game such as this, but the music makes it seem like something really bad is about to happen.
'You gotta love that they aren't even pretending that they aren't copying the Disney character designs.'
Somewhere, Walt is doing 360s in his grave. I've seen zombies with more life then this animation! I've seen mountians more fluid! What the hell, game designers? What the hell?
This is, without a doubt, the worst animation I have ever seen. I've seen bricks with more life and fluidity than this. There's no effort, no passion, no talent at all in this. I hope whoever worked on this didn't get paid.
I think Disney's gonna sue somebody...Hell, the lion even refers to himself as "The Lion King". And Simba didn't have a SEXY SPANISH ACCENT! Obviously the people who created this game used a bit too much LSD.
The only good thing about this pile of shit is the bird @ 1:25, the only thing that looks decently drawn. That is if we're not talking about the lions taken straight from The Lion King.
At the beginning it sounds like he said the dog was gonna shit. But because of the game they couldn't be friends... Awesome! 8D And who the hell taught those two how to be a goalie?
This game is so bad... its good. I feel like it was worth being trolled.
I have seen some goddamned stupid shit in my time but that my friends has got to be the shittiest cartoon I have seen in some time. It makes me hate soccer, It makes me hate cartoons, it makes me hate Disney, It makes me hate Animals
Oh god, NO. This movie is enough of a monstrosity as is, i don't need Rule 34 of it contaminating the internet further. and besides, Porn should be limited to real humans, not fictional animals.
LMAO! "I, The Lion King, decided that there is going to be a rematch." Didn't even TRY to hide the lawsuit. DIDN'T EVER TRY! XD
JackMcCloud18 2 weeks ago
Wow the design of their lions totally weren't stolen from The Lion King at all.
quenwolf 1 month ago
Did the seagull (or what the hell he is supposed to be) say "shit" at 0:03 ?
torerik1234 3 months ago
Wait, his name is suddenly Joey?
NYRavage 3 months ago
I prefer playing every CDI Games 10 times than playing this. I just got high watching this, I'M FUCKING TRIPPING OUT MAN!!!
RyvernRaigon 3 months ago
LOL Dramatic music??
NYRavage 3 months ago
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buddhafyre 3 months ago
Wait, is this the ACTUAL VOICE ACTING? God, a 10 year old troll can do better!
Woodenfan 3 months ago
Sony Approved this title on their console?
that's even more freaky than the game itself.. which is out of this world already.
kicknetik 4 months ago
I, THE LION KING, DECIDED THAT THERE WILL BE A REMATCH.
GrimmShadow 4 months ago 6
The annoucer bird is pretty hot
Besoaria 5 months ago
@Besoaria wat
VideoViewer9002 5 months ago
...My jaw was hanging the entire time. I NEVER have my jaw hanging open. I can't believe this is a video game,
ryuuseiSoul 6 months ago
God lies dead and raped in a looted and defiled heaven, as the angels are tortured and enslaved to build an engine of horror into which mankind will be fed to commemorate Satan's new dark reign, all by the light of a burning Earth, the last world in existence not murdered by rampaging monsters.
And it's all the Germans' and Dutch's fault.
xyzzy9229 6 months ago 5
I have stared into the face of madness. I finally understand now. There is no reason or logic or sense or morality. Everything is a cheap lie. This...thing has finally revealed the universe for what it is: a swirling black mass of chaos, madness, and death. I will dedicate the rest of my life to destroying everything I can to save it from this cruel and uncaring world. Thank you Animal Soccer World.
Badfish178 6 months ago 3
Someone, tells the AVGN or the Nostalgia Critic to review that... that... It would be insulting to the shit if I call that "shit", so I'm just gonna call that: (put a very insulting word from your own imagination here, be creative).
pls77777 6 months ago
1:06 I see a saxy cock
Ammit5 6 months ago
animation: 0/10
gameplay: -1/10
eye cancerr: 20/10
Dullvice 6 months ago 7
The voice actors...
and simba...
and chip and
what the ffffffff
TheLairOfRockwhales 7 months ago
wtf
they took a scene from "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" and turned it into this
TheLairOfRockwhales 7 months ago
the voices are just bad, they have slurry adults doing simba and the dog kid
patomanofallcolors 7 months ago
Punk Ducks.
sgnebmak 7 months ago
6 long weeks of what, winter?! The fuck is that ending?!
pockypurse 7 months ago
@pockypurse and why did they have to wait 6 weeks? Why couldn't they finish the next day, or hell, why don't they just have a sudden death match?
Oh wait, it's all about...THE MONEY!!
Kristanni20X6 5 months ago
WTF....did i just watch? O_o
luffylawkidd 7 months ago
YO JOEY I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT ANIMAL SOCCER WORLD IS THE BADDEST DECISION IN SOCCER ALL TIME
OF ALL TIME
JanitorAntisocial 7 months ago 4
When I first saw this, I thought it was some idiot making an intentionally bad dub. Then I found out that this is the real voice acting.
OH GOD KILL ME NOW.
IanTweekDP 9 months ago 4
Wow the hooligan ducks will leave mentally unstable forever
biohazard4004 9 months ago
@biohazard4004
The one with the spiked boobs...
Akutare 8 months ago
SO CUTE!!! :D
dis is so adorabl! i luv this game i used 2 play it all da time. <3 dingo pictures and phoenix gamez kno how 2 make stories wit gud plots.
CartoonGlitter 9 months ago
@CartoonGlitter OMG
kefje19 6 months ago
CHAOS! ANARCHY!
ch1nsk1 9 months ago 3
Colecovision has better animation/graphics.
ThemToob 9 months ago
I died a little inside.
Papercrafter47 9 months ago
0:32 GAAH!! WHAT!?!
0:49 Wat.
1:00 Wut
I..... what. What the fuck did I just watch?
Xunkun 9 months ago
They ought to hire me for the voice acting. I would do a better job.
Without my voicebox.
KopperNeoman 10 months ago
This is like something from the SCP Foundation.
chitoryu12 10 months ago
1:19 Yes, this soccer game was indeed beautiful.
Konanarian 10 months ago
oh gog 0:08 greatest walking animation ever made
1995jam 10 months ago
ಥ_ಥ
magicalkittyxX3 11 months ago 4
No words. I HAVE NO WORDS.
Chavtheworld 11 months ago
Hell?
TheKyshu 11 months ago
The?
TheKyshu 11 months ago
What?
TheKyshu 11 months ago
Animal Sucker World...
Everyone has the same voice i dont know who's talking!
TheAsztronauta 11 months ago
"He's gonna shit! Crabbas shit shit shit crabbas shiiiiittt!!!"
You cannot tell me it doesn't sound like that.
ThePhantomSafetyPin 11 months ago
NOTHER MATCH! NOTHER MATCH! NOTHER MATCH!
carooomargheee 11 months ago
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PaulGiffs 1 year ago
WHAT IN THE 4 LETTERS OF FUCK IS THAT HORRIFYING DEFORMED HELL SPAWN AT 0:12?!!!!
Bo0nddOcK 1 year ago 3
This is some kind of video game? Movie? Cartoon show? WTF???!!!!!!
Pooky1991 1 year ago
I KNEW that was Simba. He just admitted it by saying he was the Lion King!
ggamer2004 1 year ago 2
Worst. Commentator. EVER.
smallwood 1 year ago
This looks like it was conceived, written, animated, and acted by a 9-year-old.
smichelle65 1 year ago
I am ............ SO fucking stoned
DanielRadcliffe777 1 year ago
This makes CDI look like Portal 2.
Nearly fucking killed me.
DefWish 1 year ago 22
And this was made AFTER the PS2!?
ExcessiveSpareTime 1 year ago
What eleven-year-old fanfic writer made this?
jellywillreturn 1 year ago 6
i see bambi in there, lets go kill his mom
zombies20 1 year ago 3
...My god. This is just as bad as you can imagine.
kefkasakura 1 year ago
Does anything need to be said that hasn't been said?
KampferXeon 1 year ago 2
This is pure crap. Plain and simple. But is it the worst animated anything? Hard to say since its competing against everything else Dingo Pictures has to offer and all 3 of the animated Titanic movies! This could be a photo finish of epic shit proportions!
BodySprayMan 1 year ago
This is a video game?
I thought it was an ironically bad youtube poop.
NinjaJedi 1 year ago
This is absolutely hillarious. What the fuck is this shit?
ercpkr 1 year ago
I never thought that there would be a time in my life where I would ask this, but why are what appears to be geese wearing what seems to be fetish clothing?
cena22 1 year ago 3
This is the single worst thing I've ever seen. It's like being kicked in the eyes by cancer, which has AIDS, which in turn has gonorrhea.
NuclearDemoman 1 year ago 4
what the ever loving fuck
gndn47 1 year ago 6
The elephant is on something
wedgeredleader 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
pshycoXred13 1 year ago 14
@pshycoXred13 •_•
kefkasakura 1 year ago
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Why do they have to wait 6 weeks?
Kristanni20X6 1 year ago
This is super kawaii desu plus two game
Xats 1 year ago
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Wait, where the fuck did the lion come from at :58?! Did Thumper drink radioactive waste or something!? Why is there only one voice actor?! How did a fucking elephant jump at :10?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
GentlemanOrcus1 1 year ago
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GentlemanOrcus1 1 year ago
DRUGS WERE A MAJOR FACTOR IN THE DEVELOPING OF THIS GAME.
CheeseYoshi 1 year ago 4
What is this I don't even...
PikachuColoredPichu1 1 year ago
The animation is crappy..... and creepy
Masterge77 1 year ago
Well i didn't know that this game features many Disney characters like Bambi and Mufasa... A must-have game.
Urrac0 1 year ago
This is so bad, it caused the BP oil spill. I'd rather cut a watermelon-sized hemorrhoid out of my anus with a chainsaw than watch this again.
CommanderCornbread 1 year ago
nother match! nother match! nother match!
latinisforpigs 1 year ago
...Thats it? THATS how the epic story ends? Its a tie? WTF? Ahh well, what can you expect off such a shite developer
Jaxd789 1 year ago
0:14 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING NEAR THE RIGHT WITH THE GREEN SHIRT. NIGHTMARE FUEL
Kiroswan 1 year ago 8
@Kiroswan Wart... hog? I think?
I'd feel so ripped off if I bought this.
jeveuxlesoleil 1 year ago
@Kiroswan It's an oversized warthog.
ephemerealfox 1 year ago
@Kiroswan My guess would be that it's a rhino but judging by this studio and their AMAZING dinosaur drawing skills, I wouldn't be surprised if it is hell spawn.
StarSnowGhost 8 months ago
WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST???
TheIStudios 1 year ago 4
what the fuck did i just watch? why the fuck is this recommended to me?
xXshinzoXx 1 year ago 7
I'm going to kill myself now. Bye.
Whatsername1320 1 year ago 5
Mufasa sounds like Rafa Benitez *Facepalm*
GavsEvans123 1 year ago
After watching this, I killed twenty people. I think I was being rational.
Gallers 1 year ago 21
@Gallers That's twenty fewer people that will have to witness this horror. You really did them a favor.
DracMonster 1 year ago 9
That was Robin and Krumel.
MrCrashlover679 1 year ago
o_O
...
...My brain hurts.
JakAndKeiraFan 1 year ago
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I'd love to see Dingo Pictures make "movie" versions of popular cartoons and animes, like Ben 10, Invader Zim, One Piece, Dragon Ball, etc.
I'd be terrible and glorious at the same time as this piece of shit. xD
CourageNFaith 1 year ago 3
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CourageNFaith 1 year ago
It's 4 in the morning, why did I watch all of this? This is so depressing.
crudnsludge 1 year ago 6
@crudnsludge hehe im in the same boat ,,oh ya :(
serloinz 1 year ago
I love how bamby is just randomly shoved in there.
molewizard 1 year ago 5
YES! A SEQUAL!
ItsAMeTomVooren 1 year ago
I can´t believe this is for the PS2, this looks like it was made for that suckfest called the Phillips CD-i
Cthulu1985 1 year ago 6
What the fuck am I watching
Onsube 1 year ago
What on Earth was THAT?
FinalRound 1 year ago
Oh God I can't stop laughing seriously I think I'm gonna die
This is the "Manos" The Hands of Fate of video game voice acting. Just one guy doing all those voices. I can't believe it.
Merocet 1 year ago 3
this is a game how does that work?!
demonicagent 1 year ago
Normally, I wouldn't comment on the soundtrack in a horrible game such as this, but the music makes it seem like something really bad is about to happen.
crazyrabbits 2 years ago
I´m sorry, but when was this released?
Cthulu1985 2 years ago
that was depressing...
cabalia454 2 years ago
This may be the worst thing ever .
iLoveeYouhh91209 2 years ago
Phoenix Games should make a Kingdom Hearts-like game where you visit all the cartoon worlds and save them from a common enemy.
ccricers 2 years ago 20
REMACTH!?!?> AAAAAAAAAAAA
ApeOverlord007 2 years ago
Oh, so the dogs name is JOEY...
SoraKurosu0 2 years ago
Why were there BDSM ducks?
What was up with that monkey?
...
What fell sorcery is this?
TheTygre 2 years ago 4
what is this dimension?
darkstar1987lx 2 years ago 2
why did that Horse look absolutely retarded ...
leonhart423 2 years ago
Mufasa, Bambi, Thumper, AND Simba?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT A SEQUEL!?
LackofEthics 2 years ago
This was a game? It looks more like a very badly done animation.
TehNoun 2 years ago 6
It's a bad game with bad animation, TWO IN ONE!
aynatt 2 years ago 4
it was, phoenix games just put it in a ps2 game and made things like block puzzles and colouring in sections that use screencaps from the footage.
alphamone 2 years ago
... wtf is this? this is nearly worse than limbo of the lost and that gives you braindamage.. they should fire the guys who came up with this. T_T
chocolatMouse 2 years ago
this makes cd-i look fucking godly
DeadRisingSeive 2 years ago 7
Do you mean "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties?"
troyhoward15 2 years ago
I think I'm fairly justified in asking, "WHAT IN THE HOL Y FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!!"
repetears 2 years ago 55
So bad it's horrible.
And hilarious.
666thHeretic 2 years ago
Tou quote TvTropes,
'You gotta love that they aren't even pretending that they aren't copying the Disney character designs.'
Somewhere, Walt is doing 360s in his grave. I've seen zombies with more life then this animation! I've seen mountians more fluid! What the hell, game designers? What the hell?
DevastationNazo 2 years ago 6
Someone... anyone...
Please kill me... T_T
SgtHydra 2 years ago 5
This makes me want to kill myself.
galaxyrock 2 years ago 3
WTF?
dragoon84 2 years ago
Is this an actual game of did the developers just slapped a horribly animated cartoon on a dvd?
The animators obviously have no experience and the animation was so jerky and fast that it makes the attempts at voice acting laughable,
doctorman1000 2 years ago 3
This is, without a doubt, the worst animation I have ever seen. I've seen bricks with more life and fluidity than this. There's no effort, no passion, no talent at all in this. I hope whoever worked on this didn't get paid.
Omnywrench 2 years ago 6
0:53-1:05
I think Disney's gonna sue somebody...Hell, the lion even refers to himself as "The Lion King". And Simba didn't have a SEXY SPANISH ACCENT! Obviously the people who created this game used a bit too much LSD.
dementedkirby 2 years ago
Not even Strong Bad doing some of the voiceovers could make this decent...
"Strong Bad did a jig whilst holding all the grapes, and the Cheat learned to fly"
RobotwarsKing 2 years ago 3
@RobotwarsKing that is a win, good sir
Kristanni20X6 1 year ago
Were the developers of this game on crystal meth?
Onsube 2 years ago 46
Most likely, yes.
Queenofotakus 2 years ago
Unquestionably.
ScorpionHUT 2 years ago
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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Sonar009 2 years ago 3
0:56
I really do love the traced simba.
lopolo42 2 years ago
kill it plz.
Neopetslover 2 years ago
Wait.. was that actually a game?
HollyToadstool 2 years ago 2
The only good thing about this pile of shit is the bird @ 1:25, the only thing that looks decently drawn. That is if we're not talking about the lions taken straight from The Lion King.
Guitarscreech06 2 years ago
Don't forget the Bambi and Thumper trace
And in the last video the Aristocat
AutumnCrusader 2 years ago
Terrible...terrible...
I can't believe I watched the whole thing. My brain has turned into cheese.
TomServo200X 2 years ago 2
Why does it sound like Strong Bad is doing the voiceover for the Goth-Fetish Swans? = P
RobotwarsKing 2 years ago
It's a 1-1 score between the Wild Dogs and the Jungl- WOTS THIS LADIES 'N GENTLEMEN CHAOS ANARCHY!!!15!
Sejr 2 years ago 2
"And what's this ladies and Gentlemen...GAY-ARSE ANARCHY!"
RobotwarsKing 2 years ago 5
That rhino in the crowd is one of the scrariest thing I've seen today.
Spudzilla5656 2 years ago 4
S&M ducks? Man, you just know the Vlasic pickle stork is ashamed his relative is in this shit game.
Arrowdodger 2 years ago
At the beginning it sounds like he said the dog was gonna shit. But because of the game they couldn't be friends... Awesome! 8D And who the hell taught those two how to be a goalie?
This game is so bad... its good. I feel like it was worth being trolled.
thatidiotuhate 2 years ago
"HE'S GONNA SHOOT, NOOO, GROMER, SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT GROMER, SHOOOOOOT
YEEEESSSS, GROMER SCORES, IT'S A GOAL, GOAL, GOOOOOAAAAAL"
Worst voice ever.
EnkerZero 2 years ago 5
Animal Soccer World is currently the #1 argument against the existence of a benevolent god.
StrictlyNeutral 2 years ago 3
0:46 SPIKE DUCK NIPPLES
raichu288 2 years ago 2
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what the shit is this?
metalownsj00 2 years ago
That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. SUCH AN EXCITING ENDING.
Cornwiggle 2 years ago
we need a rematch... i will not be able to sleep till sum1 wins
SkiLLeTxL 2 years ago
YES!! SEQUEL!!!
MrBlinkyEC 2 years ago
Worst. Ending. Ever.
Oddball464 2 years ago 4
I have seen some goddamned stupid shit in my time but that my friends has got to be the shittiest cartoon I have seen in some time. It makes me hate soccer, It makes me hate cartoons, it makes me hate Disney, It makes me hate Animals
GWINDOR33 2 years ago 7
dear god...I double-facepalmed... TWICE watching this shit.
zigg4d 2 years ago 3
1:23
"Yiff"
RobotwarsKing 2 years ago 2
0:31
"And this is, Ladies and Gentlemen, GAY-ARSE ANARCHY!"
Seriously, how'd they get away with making this freaking terrible excuse for a film?
I'll bet that if the USA ever catch Bin Laden, they'd torture him by making him watch this. Twice.
RobotwarsKing 2 years ago 7
@RobotwarsKing Well, the good news is bin Laden was captured in 2011; the bad news is they missed out in torturing him with this.
The4EverYoung85 7 months ago
Makes no sense.
Stacktovic845 2 years ago
I hope there is a sequel. I'd like to see them make use of the high definition and advanced physics engines they have in the gaming world now.
JimGrim90 2 years ago 9
why the fuck is all this shit out of sync? i can't even tell who's talking anymore
HiMyNameIsRoxi 2 years ago 3
Notice how less the views are getting in each video, it's like they don't care about this shit carioon anymore LOL!!
HyperSonicXtreme 2 years ago
I think they might just be trolling now.
Saiko47 2 years ago
RULE 34 NOW!
wikiporno 2 years ago 6
Oh god, NO. This movie is enough of a monstrosity as is, i don't need Rule 34 of it contaminating the internet further. and besides, Porn should be limited to real humans, not fictional animals.
poopskinTheLiar 2 years ago
Oh dear sweet Lord, why does this monstrosity exist?
Mgauge 2 years ago
"...he still has the ball, he's going to- SHIT GROPPER!! SHOOT THE BALL GROPPER! SHOOT, SHOOT SHOOT!"
ohbaybay2 2 years ago 2
disney characters r dead to me now -_-
Hyrulianguy 2 years ago
The comentator sounds like he's from Charlie the unicorn...
Question is, does this suck more than that...
DdlyHeadshot 2 years ago
Believe it or not, the people who made this actually had quite a large budget. They must have spent the majoirity of it on LSD.
50Dashes 2 years ago 13
what was up with the goth-fetish swan team at 0:45?
robinheil 2 years ago 4
Why does everyone sound like Strong Bad or The Cheat?
GunnarMcGriff 2 years ago 12
WTF is this shit.
neur0n 2 years ago
Was i supposed to take a hit of LSD before watching this?
PrinceofIndigo 2 years ago 3
Not even LSD could make this decent.
sadisticlolita 2 years ago 2
Dang it,you are right.
But playing Katamari was more fun this way.
Babtest 2 years ago 2
WTF lion king?
lREDseven007l 2 years ago 3