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  • LMAO! "I, The Lion King, decided that there is going to be a rematch." Didn't even TRY to hide the lawsuit. DIDN'T EVER TRY! XD

  • Wow the design of their lions totally weren't stolen from The Lion King at all.

  • Did the seagull (or what the hell he is supposed to be) say "shit" at 0:03 ?

  • Wait, his name is suddenly Joey?

  • I prefer playing every CDI Games 10 times than playing this. I just got high watching this, I'M FUCKING TRIPPING OUT MAN!!!

  • LOL Dramatic music??

  • Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooal!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wait, is this the ACTUAL VOICE ACTING? God, a 10 year old troll can do better!

  • Sony Approved this title on their console?

    that's even more freaky than the game itself.. which is out of this world already.

  • I, THE LION KING, DECIDED THAT THERE WILL BE A REMATCH.

  • The annoucer bird is pretty hot

  • @Besoaria wat

  • ...My jaw was hanging the entire time. I NEVER have my jaw hanging open. I can't believe this is a video game,

  • God lies dead and raped in a looted and defiled heaven, as the angels are tortured and enslaved to build an engine of horror into which mankind will be fed to commemorate Satan's new dark reign, all by the light of a burning Earth, the last world in existence not murdered by rampaging monsters.

    And it's all the Germans' and Dutch's fault.

  • I have stared into the face of madness. I finally understand now. There is no reason or logic or sense or morality. Everything is a cheap lie. This...thing has finally revealed the universe for what it is: a swirling black mass of chaos, madness, and death. I will dedicate the rest of my life to destroying everything I can to save it from this cruel and uncaring world. Thank you Animal Soccer World.

  • Someone, tells the AVGN or the Nostalgia Critic to review that... that... It would be insulting to the shit if I call that "shit", so I'm just gonna call that: (put a very insulting word from your own imagination here, be creative).

  • 1:06 I see a saxy cock

  • animation: 0/10

    gameplay: -1/10

    eye cancerr: 20/10

  • The voice actors...

    and simba...

    and chip and

    what the ffffffff

  • wtf

    they took a scene from "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" and turned it into this

  • the voices are just bad, they have slurry adults doing simba and the dog kid

  • Punk Ducks.

  • 6 long weeks of what, winter?! The fuck is that ending?!

  • @pockypurse and why did they have to wait 6 weeks? Why couldn't they finish the next day, or hell, why don't they just have a sudden death match?

    Oh wait, it's all about...THE MONEY!!

  • WTF....did i just watch? O_o

  • YO JOEY I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT ANIMAL SOCCER WORLD IS THE BADDEST DECISION IN SOCCER ALL TIME

    OF ALL TIME

  • When I first saw this, I thought it was some idiot making an intentionally bad dub. Then I found out that this is the real voice acting.

    OH GOD KILL ME NOW.

  • Wow the hooligan ducks will leave mentally unstable forever

  • @biohazard4004

    The one with the spiked boobs...

  • SO CUTE!!! :D

    dis is so adorabl! i luv this game i used 2 play it all da time. <3 dingo pictures and phoenix gamez kno how 2 make stories wit gud plots.

  • CHAOS! ANARCHY!

  • Colecovision has better animation/graphics.

  • I died a little inside.

  • 0:32 GAAH!! WHAT!?!

    0:49 Wat.

    1:00 Wut

    I..... what. What the fuck did I just watch?

  • They ought to hire me for the voice acting. I would do a better job.

    Without my voicebox.

  • This is like something from the SCP Foundation.

  • 1:19 Yes, this soccer game was indeed beautiful.

  • oh gog 0:08 greatest walking animation ever made

  • ಥ_ಥ

  • No words. I HAVE NO WORDS.

  • Hell?

  • The?

  • What?

  • Animal Sucker World...

    Everyone has the same voice i dont know who's talking!

    

  • "He's gonna shit! Crabbas shit shit shit crabbas shiiiiittt!!!"

    You cannot tell me it doesn't sound like that.

  • NOTHER MATCH! NOTHER MATCH! NOTHER MATCH!

  • WHAT IN THE 4 LETTERS OF FUCK IS THAT HORRIFYING DEFORMED HELL SPAWN AT 0:12?!!!!

  • This is some kind of video game? Movie? Cartoon show? WTF???!!!!!!

  • I KNEW that was Simba. He just admitted it by saying he was the Lion King!

  • Worst. Commentator. EVER.

  • This looks like it was conceived, written, animated, and acted by a 9-year-old.

  • I am ............ SO fucking stoned

  • This makes CDI look like Portal 2.

    Nearly fucking killed me.

  • And this was made AFTER the PS2!?

  • What eleven-year-old fanfic writer made this?

  • i see bambi in there, lets go kill his mom

  • ...My god. This is just as bad as you can imagine.

  • Does anything need to be said that hasn't been said?

  • This is pure crap. Plain and simple. But is it the worst animated anything? Hard to say since its competing against everything else Dingo Pictures has to offer and all 3 of the animated Titanic movies! This could be a photo finish of epic shit proportions!

  • This is a video game?

    I thought it was an ironically bad youtube poop.

  • This is absolutely hillarious. What the fuck is this shit?

  • I never thought that there would be a time in my life where I would ask this, but why are what appears to be geese wearing what seems to be fetish clothing?

  • This is the single worst thing I've ever seen. It's like being kicked in the eyes by cancer, which has AIDS, which in turn has gonorrhea.

  • what the ever loving fuck

  • The elephant is on something

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • @pshycoXred13 •_•

  • This is super kawaii  desu plus two game

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  • DRUGS WERE A MAJOR FACTOR IN THE DEVELOPING OF THIS GAME.

  • What is this I don't even...

  • The animation is crappy..... and creepy

  • Well i didn't know that this game features many Disney characters like Bambi and Mufasa... A must-have game.

  • This is so bad, it caused the BP oil spill. I'd rather cut a watermelon-sized hemorrhoid out of my anus with a chainsaw than watch this again.

  • nother match! nother match! nother match!

  • ...Thats it? THATS how the epic story ends? Its a tie? WTF? Ahh well, what can you expect off such a shite developer

  • 0:14 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING NEAR THE RIGHT WITH THE GREEN SHIRT. NIGHTMARE FUEL

  • @Kiroswan Wart... hog? I think?

    I'd feel so ripped off if I bought this.

  • @Kiroswan It's an oversized warthog.

  • @Kiroswan My guess would be that it's a rhino but judging by this studio and their AMAZING dinosaur drawing skills, I wouldn't be surprised if it is hell spawn.

  • WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST???

  • what the fuck did i just watch? why the fuck is this recommended to me?

  • I'm going to kill myself now. Bye.

  • Mufasa sounds like Rafa Benitez *Facepalm*

  • After watching this, I killed twenty people. I think I was being rational.

  • @Gallers That's twenty fewer people that will have to witness this horror. You really did them a favor.

  • That was Robin and Krumel.

  • o_O

    ...

    ...My brain hurts.

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  • It's 4 in the morning, why did I watch all of this? This is so depressing.

  • @crudnsludge hehe im in the same boat ,,oh ya :(

  • I love how bamby is just randomly shoved in there.

  • YES! A SEQUAL!

  • I can´t believe this is for the PS2, this looks like it was made for that suckfest called the Phillips CD-i

  • What the fuck am I watching

  • What on Earth was THAT?

  • Oh God I can't stop laughing seriously I think I'm gonna die

    This is the "Manos" The Hands of Fate of video game voice acting. Just one guy doing all those voices. I can't believe it.

  • this is a game how does that work?!

  • Normally, I wouldn't comment on the soundtrack in a horrible game such as this, but the music makes it seem like something really bad is about to happen.

  • I´m sorry, but when was this released?

  • that was depressing...

  • This may be the worst thing ever .

  • Phoenix Games should make a Kingdom Hearts-like game where you visit all the cartoon worlds and save them from a common enemy.

  • REMACTH!?!?> AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Oh, so the dogs name is JOEY...

  • Why were there BDSM ducks?

    What was up with that monkey?

    ...

    What fell sorcery is this?

  • what is this dimension?

  • why did that Horse look absolutely retarded ...

  • Mufasa, Bambi, Thumper, AND Simba?

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT A SEQUEL!?

  • This was a game? It looks more like a very badly done animation.

  • It's a bad game with bad animation, TWO IN ONE!

  • it was, phoenix games just put it in a ps2 game and made things like block puzzles and colouring in sections that use screencaps from the footage.

  • ... wtf is this? this is nearly worse than limbo of the lost and that gives you braindamage.. they should fire the guys who came up with this. T_T

  • this makes cd-i look fucking godly

  • Do you mean "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties?"

  • I think I'm fairly justified in asking, "WHAT IN THE HOL Y FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!!"

  • So bad it's horrible.

    And hilarious.

  • Tou quote TvTropes,

    'You gotta love that they aren't even pretending that they aren't copying the Disney character designs.'

    Somewhere, Walt is doing 360s in his grave. I've seen zombies with more life then this animation! I've seen mountians more fluid! What the hell, game designers? What the hell?

  • Someone... anyone...

    Please kill me... T_T

  • This makes me want to kill myself.

  • WTF?

  • Is this an actual game of did the developers just slapped a horribly animated cartoon on a dvd?

    The animators obviously have no experience and the animation was so jerky and fast that it makes the attempts at voice acting laughable,

  • This is, without a doubt, the worst animation I have ever seen. I've seen bricks with more life and fluidity than this. There's no effort, no passion, no talent at all in this. I hope whoever worked on this didn't get paid.

  • 0:53-1:05

    I think Disney's gonna sue somebody...Hell, the lion even refers to himself as "The Lion King". And Simba didn't have a SEXY SPANISH ACCENT! Obviously the people who created this game used a bit too much LSD.

  • Not even Strong Bad doing some of the voiceovers could make this decent...

    "Strong Bad did a jig whilst holding all the grapes, and the Cheat learned to fly"

  • @RobotwarsKing that is a win, good sir

  • Were the developers of this game on crystal meth?

  • Most likely, yes.

  • Unquestionably.

  • 0:56

    I really do love the traced simba.

  • kill it plz.

  • Wait.. was that actually a game?

  • The only good thing about this pile of shit is the bird @ 1:25, the only thing that looks decently drawn. That is if we're not talking about the lions taken straight from The Lion King.

  • Don't forget the Bambi and Thumper trace

    And in the last video the Aristocat

  • Terrible...terrible...

    I can't believe I watched the whole thing. My brain has turned into cheese.

  • Why does it sound like Strong Bad is doing the voiceover for the Goth-Fetish Swans? = P

  • It's a 1-1 score between the Wild Dogs and the Jungl- WOTS THIS LADIES 'N GENTLEMEN CHAOS ANARCHY!!!15!

  • "And what's this ladies and Gentlemen...GAY-ARSE ANARCHY!"

  • That rhino in the crowd is one of the scrariest thing I've seen today.

  • S&M ducks? Man, you just know the Vlasic pickle stork is ashamed his relative is in this shit game.

  • At the beginning it sounds like he said the dog was gonna shit. But because of the game they couldn't be friends... Awesome! 8D And who the hell taught those two how to be a goalie?

    This game is so bad... its good. I feel like it was worth being trolled.

  • "HE'S GONNA SHOOT, NOOO, GROMER, SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT GROMER, SHOOOOOOT

    YEEEESSSS, GROMER SCORES, IT'S A GOAL, GOAL, GOOOOOAAAAAL"

    Worst voice ever.

  • Animal Soccer World is currently the #1 argument against the existence of a benevolent god.

  • 0:46 SPIKE DUCK NIPPLES

  • That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. SUCH AN EXCITING ENDING.

  • we need a rematch... i will not be able to sleep till sum1 wins

  • YES!! SEQUEL!!!

  • Worst. Ending. Ever.

  • I have seen some goddamned stupid shit in my time but that my friends has got to be the shittiest cartoon I have seen in some time. It makes me hate soccer, It makes me hate cartoons, it makes me hate Disney, It makes me hate Animals

  • dear god...I double-facepalmed... TWICE watching this shit.

  • 1:23

    "Yiff"

  • 0:31

    "And this is, Ladies and Gentlemen, GAY-ARSE ANARCHY!"

    Seriously, how'd they get away with making this freaking terrible excuse for a film?

    I'll bet that if the USA ever catch Bin Laden, they'd torture him by making him watch this. Twice.

  • @RobotwarsKing Well, the good news is bin Laden was captured in 2011; the bad news is they missed out in torturing him with this.

  • Makes no sense.

  • I hope there is a sequel. I'd like to see them make use of the high definition and advanced physics engines they have in the gaming world now.

  • why the fuck is all this shit out of sync? i can't even tell who's talking anymore

  • Notice how less the views are getting in each video, it's like they don't care about this shit carioon anymore LOL!!

  • I think they might just be trolling now.

  • RULE 34 NOW!

  • Oh god, NO. This movie is enough of a monstrosity as is, i don't need Rule 34 of it contaminating the internet further. and besides, Porn should be limited to real humans, not fictional animals.

  • Oh dear sweet Lord, why does this monstrosity exist?

  • "...he still has the ball, he's going to- SHIT GROPPER!! SHOOT THE BALL GROPPER! SHOOT, SHOOT SHOOT!"

  • disney characters r dead to me now -_-

  • The comentator sounds like he's from Charlie the unicorn...

    Question is, does this suck more than that...

  • Believe it or not, the people who made this actually had quite a large budget. They must have spent the majoirity of it on LSD.

  • what was up with the goth-fetish swan team at 0:45?

  • Why does everyone sound like Strong Bad or The Cheat?

  • WTF is this shit.

  • Was i supposed to take a hit of LSD before watching this?

  • Not even LSD could make this decent.

  • Dang it,you are right.

    But playing Katamari was more fun this way.

  • WTF lion king?