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  • I HAVE DAN'S PHONE! FTW

  • DONT BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

  • OMG! I have the EXACT same shirt as Dan! :O

  • is there some Superstition that when you poke someone 3 times his dad dies?

  • noooo! he killed rosie D:

  • R.I.P headphone users

    0:35

  • @fbiseyal especially at 3 in the morning never slept after that

  • @hackinlee haha i wish i could watch CollegeHumor all night but i have school

    You know what?! the heck with school i'm doin it!

  • whoa! Pat has a very nice view at 0:45

  • Wow. Jake has a pretty badass clone

  • chuck norris would kick his ass

  • @butter21over it IS CHUCK NORRIS

  • LOL jake video taping hhahaha

  • The real new guy (at the end) is hot :O :D

  • Hello? *HandShake with Smile*

  • well.....why do dan's parents keep dying?

  • NOOOOO why AMIR?!!

  • Holy crap I just figured out that the new guy is the Micheal Jordan Basket Ball phone man. Beuchler for two

  • Sarah jumping over couch epic fail

  • He doesn't kill Jake.

  • who through him the bat? lol

  • 1:23 guy reminds me of Bo Burnham

  • he mustve been way older then everyone if he could beat up pat..

  • Omg the new guy isn't Jake with glasses it's a guy named luke he's in several other Hardly working episodes breifly

  • @unvme0813 Doesn't Luke have way more muscles?

  • @xKeffinx Ehh you might be right, but its definitely not Jake.

  • 1:10 guy that got hit that has the beard is at his desk with headphones fail

  • I love Sarah <3

  • The real new guy is kinda cute...

  • the new guy with the glasses looks like jake o.O

  • leave Amir alone you jerk!!!

  • Poor Joe...

  • 0:43 Sarah's sexy roll! <3

  • why dose the new guy look like jake?

  • at 0:54 dan's at his desk then at 0:55 he standin next to jake

  • new guy reminds me of kratos

  • Chuck norris. When he was 7.

  • @runescapeplox123 You don't question Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris questions you.

  • @runescapeplox123 he didnt cut it off, his beard was ashamed of bein a minority compared to him, so he ditched

  • @runescapeplox123 Chuck Norris sucks.

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  • The new guy was Jake w/ sunglasses

  • where did he get that bat from?

  • Gr8

  • That guy was molested shortly after shaking the nice man's hand.

  • Well at least Dan has a dad

    i mean Amir doesnt have one

    CAUSE HE FREAKIN MOVED!

  • @GodBrutallion had*

  • Dan answering a tv remote ... epic

  • So he beats them up when they say hello?

  • best commando role ever

  • ok WHO threw him a weapon?!

  • 0:22 is that a face mask in the background :o

  • Lol, Sarah's pwn was the funniest.

  • 0:45 awkward.. :D

  • you sick bastards! lol

  • what? no rape?

  • at :54 you see dan gurwitch sitting. but at :56 he teleports

  • :56 pat at desk, then next scene = pat behind sofa...?

  • only if she was wearing a skirt

  • Hey, the real new guy was Bo Burnham

  • Yay Kevin 4 defending Amir

  • nice flip Sarah...

  • someone bring this new guy back :)

  • JOHNSONUSIPATRICKCASSI'DLIKETO­MEETYOU WHAM

  • U would think they would run

  • Whats the song in this?

  • I like sarah's ultra-ninja somersault over the couch

  • dan got it easy, well no he didn't

  • Aaaaw, Sarah <3

  • Wheres Dans beard?

  • patrick kinda looks like jack from jack films

  • 0:52 best part

  • @JN5B11 0:42 has that beat

  • Hey mom. My Dad died...

  • sarah's roll is epic

  • LO fucking L @ Sarah

  • Dan: "Hey mom...My dad died." that's so Epic lol

  • Epic music.

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOUTUBE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

  • don't be like pat cassels

  • I like how the two guys checked out Sarah's ass when she rolled over the couch

  • hahah thumb's up if you see pat at his desk at 0:56 and back behind the couch at 1:08. xD

  • @BROKENCYDEFREXXX

    Thumbs for stealing someone else's comment? I think not.

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  • look at 0:57 pat is there but then after hes behind the couch

  • who was that kid behind the couch with pat?

  • Attested could have beaten him up

  • As Amir would have said "WOAH!!!! THAT. WAS. EPIC.!!!!"

  • pause at 0:45....yaaa that position right there babe

  • 93 people met the new guy.

  • i thought that you could only beat people up if your older than them

  • Now that is what the boss likes to see in a potential employee!

  • 0:55 why is Pat at his desk if hes supposed to be behind a couch?

  • @malifor00 Either they do these videos in several takes or they put errors like that in for fun. also at 1:12 Kevin is back at his desk and the broken arm doesn't seem to be bothering him

  • @malifor00 thats pat 2 he goes there if theyre short on staff

  • @malifor00 The new guy altered everyone's perception of reality.

  • the guys name is jon scinuscey and he is the new programmer at 1:25

  • Why were you not wearing a skirt hmmmm

    so you ever read the comments

  • Omg pat at the end. LMAO

  • pat is at his desk at 0.56 and behind the coach

  • 1:12 An honor to do what? I've never seen you on those show before!

  • @tmj0431 no one was actually hurt....they're all actors

  • Wow, Dan is fast as shit. Did you see how quickly he got from his desk at 0:54 to the guy? Amazing.

  • JOHNZANUSSIPATRICKCASSELSNICET­OMEETYOU!

  • "...My dad died."

  • hilarious just like the end of the world parody they did.......

  • Hey, look at me!! I'm top rated!!

  • @vianbeal1 lol not your not, but i am

  • turn ur volume down at 0:36

  • New people gotta show the old people who's boss. Kinda like prison. Either go in kicking everyone's ass, or become someone's bitch.

  • this is really funny and i really liked it but i had to dislike this cause he hurt the people on my favorite shows

  • I guess Sarah was wrong.

  • after he killed rosie and he walked over to amir i was like "NOOOOO NOT AMIR PLEASE ANYONE ELSE NOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • pause at 0:45 ;]

  • Dont be like pat castles

  • man i wish sarah was wearing a skirt at 0:44

  • @xXXxGoToHellxXXx Or Kevin, Jeff ,Jake, Dan or Dan's Dad

  • What happens to Jake?

  • @xXXxGoToHellxXXx becausee he hit everyone elsee :L:L

  • 0:46

  • I think that he kills everyone who greets him.

  • this whole time I'm yelling at the video "KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!!! KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!!!!!!"

  • @xSpicexSugarx3 actually that last guy was the real one the one that was beating everyone up was just a guy from the street

  • press 5 for epic music

  • this was soo hilarious i died laughing. 100 times

  • I love pat. xD

    I've spent hours on Youtube. It's 2 in the morning. I have work to do. 0_0

    Oh well just one more~ *click*

  • can someone please explain this skit to me/

  • @googpower The guy was posing as the new progammer and i guess just randomly beat the crap out of everybody.

  • @googpower i think the guy that brought the new guy in (i forgot his name x.x" jack?) hired him so he'd kill everyone that annoyed him =D thats my own opinion though, i bet im wrong haha

  • @googpower Haha that's better than I got. The only thing I might think is that that new guy is like the exxagerated version of how we feel when intiminated by new people haha but idk either

  • @googpower Uh they get a guy, they think hes the new programmer but hes just there to beat the people up. Thats why there is a guy named jon whateverthefuck at the end

  • @Mixmastermehdi Its just at the end the fake jon is like about to cry for some reason

  • 0:35 holy shit, Jeff got fucked

  • Get the iphone it doesnt sho advertisments :P

  • I want the old youtube without advertisments

  • @Onenightstandhinder You want to pay for youtube too?

  • Is he the terminator?

  • 0:50, who the hell trew him that stick?

  • he was wearing electrics (sunglasses) same pair i got

  • Wait, why doesn't he do anything to Jake?!

  • hell ya kramerica shirt in the beginning

  • At the last im sure its jake

  • Agent Bamf.

  • funny how after jake sees him take out the first guy he instantly takes him to amir

  • i dont understand why he didnt hit jake xD

  • @piepiepia cuz jake's cool

  • 0:45

    Pat thinking: Hallelujah

  • Press 8...Your Welcome

  • STOP AT 0:45!!!! nice view Pat wanna switch place with me :D

  • @EricGoingCrazy Pat's face was priceless.

  • @ZILOGz80VIDEOS dont you know he has balls of steel!

  • another mess up at 0:54 Dans at his desk then hes in front of john withen 2 seconds.....

  • Pat got the best of it

  • john=chuck norris

  • Streeter would have fucked his shit up.

  • If I guy did that to me when I went to shake his hand I would kick him in the nuts without pause.

  • Blooper at 0:56 pat is sitting at his desk

  • 0:44 Pat sneaks a peek.... xD

  • so jake just invited a stranger in the buliding without asking who he was

  • at the end...bad idea to stick his hand out to him.....gives him [and me if i were the fony] great oportunities....

    *snap*

  • LOL.

    Why does Dan look familiar? He looks like he was in a movie...

  • The actual new guy probably got his arm broken at the end

  • The actual new guy is creepier than the fake one

  • Owwie

  • when he kills people it looks so real

    except for amir

  • HUH

  • who is the the guy at 1:12? never seen him before, next to pat

  • @Henryh93 pat says his name, i think its "Jason"

  • where is streeter when they need him??? :O

  • Finally they explain why all this time they've been calling a guy rosie

  • at 0:54 dan at his desk then his dad died..

  • 1:09 look at the right the two guys that we're attacked is now sitting normal again

  • the music at 0:48 is pretty cool :P they should have a soundtrack for it

  • pizza

    is the best

  • That was definitely a Terminator in a little white boy disguise

  • @Dryftburn It is absolutely no challenge to beat up a bunch of scrawny jewish people!

  • Is that the son of CHuck Norris?