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  • Meanwhile in Africa, a child's stomach growls.

  • I wonder if lance got it.

  • Looks good

  • "...and the gravy HOLDS them." LOL

  • Am I the only one who is grossed out when a sandwich has lunchmeat from more than 1 type of animal? its creepy. end.

  • How much pot did Conan have to smoke to make this sandwich???

  • I love how he didn't use the lettuce tomatoes or mustard on the table at all.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA awesome!

  • 1:25 Conan laughs at the fact that some people will actually make this sandwich at home

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • i actually want to try it, minus the toy

  • @h8s2makeusernames let me tell ya it's the toy that makes the sandwich its kinda salty and crunchy try it :)

  • Conan>Epic Meal Time

  • That package just arrived at his house, unfortunately it arrived broken.

  • This is like the original version of Epic Meal Time.

  • Whenever I need to get on a diet and forget about food I'll just watch this video again.

  • haha... I love Conan. As soon as he picked up the salsa I was like ohhh okayy he's GOTTA be joking haha.

    Still, I just have a thing against wasting food.....didnt like this bit as much as his other stuff

  • i freaking despise food wastage. millions of people go hungry everyday and this is what the fortunate do with it....make it into a joke.

  • @wafeman17 wow, I consider myself a "bleeding heart" but you, my friend take the cake. (but I assume you will eat that cake because it would be wasteful, right?)

    There is PLENTY of food for every human being on this planet. The problem is distribution.

  • @jackbox1971 no, i'd probably would take the cake to a homeless shelter or a soup kitchen. I understand that there is plenty of food but where did the food in this video go? not in the belly of a hungry person but alas a tube( which was then probably thrown away).

  • Good god, do they sell canned gravy??? *o*

  • and the gravy holds them XD

  • Inspiring

  • Epic Conan time!

    

  • his salsa to cheese ratio is way off

  • i normally like conan but this was just a horrible waste of food.

  • I like how he had lettuce and tomato out on the table to trick yah!

  • Hahahah yes conan, everyone does like chicken mcnuggets

  • You want this thing to move through you like green through a Goose. Da fuck!! hahaha

  • lol nice hair

  • looked ok to me until the toy went in

  • Wasn't this Subway's featured $5 footlong last month?

  • Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • i like a lot of meat in my sandwich... if you know what i mean ;)

    sounds dirty but it doesnt really mean anything!! hahaha

  • that salsa sounds like a good idea

  • HAHAHAHAHAH whole loaf of bread lol that would take me like a whole week to eat

  • Pause at 2:43 bald spot!!!!

  • EPICONANMEALTIME!

  • i cried....

  • im hungry now

  • gross

  • he lost me with the gravy, but then the chicken nuggets brought me back

  • "HARDER!" If you know what I mean.

  • meanwhile, in africa..

  • haha good enough! just send it out

  • i will have that mailed to me please

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  • That actually looks delicious

  • not funny

  • i wonder if he actually sent it to Lance

  • Where's the bacon?!

  • And he still hasn't got any fat -.-

  • i want that sandwich!! hahahaa

  • That sandwich should be hosted on Epic Meal Time!

  • i wonder if that guy ever got his sandwich?

  • Taco Town taco!

  • starving people think you're a hoot conan

  • And finally......Jizz in it.

  • "O the happy guy came out"

  • I thought it was real till he wanted to mail it.

    Yeah, I actually thought the toy was part of the recipe. That's how slow I am.

  • if it fits it ships

  • i'm laughin with tears right now... god he's so freaking funny... but i guess i won't send any question, i'm afraid he'll send me something scary back as a respone... XD

  • Epic meal time

  • You can't afford to do overnight.

  • for a second I thought it was going to be a legit, good sandwich, haha i guess this is better

  • I love how he had all the normal ingredients visible on the table to make us believe for a second that it was going to be a normal sandwich.

  • I feel sorry for the toy

  • In relation to the other ingredients I think the sandwich could use a bit more cheese for the sake of a balanced flavor. the toy just seems weird, I take it you were joking, right?

  • Why the hell did i click on this video???

  • looks like a subway sandwich lol

  • "Don't use the real stuff, it's the processing that makes it healthy" LMFAO

  • minus the flax plus and the toy. add some chips and I would eat it : )

  • lame

  • They should make: Conan Bhind the beard xD

  • Conan should work for Subway.

  • You could possibly be one of the greatest men alive.

  • hes not quite conan the barbarian

  • as funny as this was i cant help but to think of people that dont have anythinng to eat ( O_O,)

  • What was the song at the beginning of the video?

  • EPIC meal time, Conan Edition.

  • wasted time!

  • It's Epic Conan Time! Needs moar bacon.

  • Hey this is Lance. I received the sandwich, but it was quite a mess. I have since saran wrapped it and will consume at a later date. Also it should be noted that Conan did enclose an autographed picture. Win.

  • @def911 if this is Lance, how do you spell your last name? - The real Lance Pell-A-Tee-Yay

  • I like how he has a plate of lettuce and tomato and doesn't touch it, LOL

  • @christytina81 i didn't even notice that!

  • @christytina81 yeh, seeming looks like a normal sandwhich

  • @christytina81 Congratulations, you understood the joke.

  • @FlagsSC Yeah, and I commented on how I appreciated the joke instead of wasting my time berating others.

  • @christytina81 If we both Conan in person he would like me more

  • @FlagsSC How does one "Conan" in person, might I ask?

  • he's too funny! the Ginga Ninga!

  • I love how all the healthy food was just for show:-)))

  • Epic Meal Time anyone?

  • Conan, I love you man but that sandwich looks fuckin disgusting. But then I think you already know that.

  • Hahaha I don't want a question answered by Conan now! XD

  • waste of food....

  • I would actually, genuinely eat that. Well, maybe not the Happy Meal toy. Unless it was easily digestible.

  • @NeaCast He's not being sarcastic, he's being self-deprecating. It's cute up to a point.

  • i actually thought the salsa was kinda a good idea

  • A waste of food? That looks delicious.

  • You want this thing to move through you like grain through a goose.

  • mmmm I really could go for a conan right about now.

  • epic meal time need this guy

  • I can't believe people are saying it's a waste of food. Just one example of the MASSIVE food waste in many restaurants is that if lettuce isn't the right shade of green, it goes in the trash. If you care so much about foodwaste, go and protest at places where it actually matters - there's nothing worse than armchair protesters.

  • When he was a writer on the Simpsons, Conan always thought Homer would be funnier if he was eating a giant sandwich.

  • LOL this actually made me laugh

  • Conan's own Epic Meal Time!

  • I wish he actually told us what his favorite sandwich was ..

  • I was with him until the gravey.

  • If conan sends you a sandwich. YOU EAT THE SANDWICH!!!.. at least I would

  • I might actually make that and skip on the toy and fiber.

  • ahahahah and then the toy went in!

  • Very Cool

    Kelly

  • Not funny.

  • I like how he has lettuce and tomato on the table but doesn't use it or even mention it.

  • 66 people cant afford a whole loaf of bread.

  • would it be weird if i actually want to eat that.

  • What, no bacon?

  • I love how he just continues on all nonchalantly. xD

    "Sounds dirty but it doesn't really mean anything."

  • That is gross.

  • i love you conan, will you marry me?

  • EPIC FAIL

  • LANCE!!! DID HE REALLY SEND IT TO YOU?!!

  • Where did that gravy come from?!?

  • epic meal time

  • @USBcable next time, we're eating teamcoco.

  • OOOH EVERYONE'S SUDDENLY such a fucking humanitarian all of a sudden. Instead of being on here watching Conan on youtube on your computer, which is a waste of electricity generated natural resources, and you could spend the time better by volunteering at the salvation army.

    OH WAIT, YOU DON'T DO THAT DO YOU?

    And you probably take showers that are unnecessarily long, which is a waste of water! *GASP*

    Everything's relative, go ahead and compare everything to starving children. Doesn't work.

  • Sounds dirty but doesn't really mean anything.

  • what was lances reation? LOl

  • i seriously made this and tried it

    minus the toy

    it was pretty nasty

    wasnt surprised

    i skiped the mayo im allergic lol

  • @JohnnyGuitar79

    You're obviously a brave man

  • @JohnnyGuitar79 - theres your problem,, only works with lotsa mayo on it,,, and it doesnt work with miracle whip

  • i wonder if he really sent it...

  • that actually looked kinda good lol

  • One 'Conan' sandwich please

  • that is a sandwich meant for a Heavy!

  • apart from the fibre cerial and the toy it looks nice

  • holy crap kill it with fire

  • omg that looks fantastic!

  • that is hilarious!

  • I'm making this for Thanksgiving!

  • the 64 dislikes are the unused vegetables-.-

  • I'm heading home immediately and making the Conan. If you know what I mean.

  • hahahahahhahahaaahahahahaha

  • I dunno it's kinda sad really.

  • uhh. no.. no conan umm.. i think we're done with the questions

  • Haha nice... I would totally eat that!!!

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  • I really wanted to eat the sandwich up until the part he put the toy in it

  • dont worry about the starving kids,They dont have tv's.and besides,the food he used was donated to the homeless shelter with a thousand dollar donation,so wasting this food made lots of food.If you want to blame someone for starving kids,blame your govt.theirs enough food to go around 10 times for everybody!But your govt.has better things to spend it on,so shut up unless your ready to take your govt.acountable!

  • @semiLivedj Truth is, Lance was a starving kid until he received this sandwich in the meal and was no longer a starving kid.

  • Lance we need you to come forward and post your response video of how tasty the sandwich was!

  • ESTE KABRON ME SUBE LA NOTAAAAA

  • If you absolutely have to put gravy on a sandwich, you could at least use freshly made gravy, not that shit out of a can.

  • @Wtflolthisvid money is not the issue. everyone gets hungry at least 3 times a day (breakfast, lunch, dinner) and i see conan videos wasting food, that's a sad excuse for comedy

  • you can almost hear the sighs of starving kids. i still laughed tho

  • KFC is already working on this.

  • Everything before 01:21 yumy after grose

  • Love how he doesn't touch the tomatoes nor the green vegetables on the plate in front of him.

  • looks scrumptious

  • And finally, a happy meal toy! LOL! Hilarious!!!!

  • Conan, you puss.. You should've ate it.

  • Lance u better eat that shit, Conan made it.......

    PS. looks F*ckin discusting

  • i am hungry everyday and it makes me sad to see this waste

  • @rlui123 lol

  • @rlui123 LOL! that sucks. =DD

  • @rlui123 Pretty sure the rest of us are... its called breakfast, lunch and dinner.

  • I would eat that

  • LOL like Grain through a Goose

  • 64 people tried this sandwich and were not pleased.

  • lol

  • Lucky Lance. lol

  • gotta do the conan laugh during the making of this sandwich or the sandwich wont be the same