MADD - Too High To Drive ( The Talking Pirate)

[SuperMoses1988]

see thats what i like Before the Pc party came in to power in 2006.

they were like ok we know u smoke it so we will just tell you not to drive high.

but PC party is like nope lets just ignore whats going on>

[Kinoguari187]

hes on acid only reason papers would talk...

[nightmathzombieethan]

You're not thinking of driving are you? You DO know that you'll end up driving too slowly and annoying people right? Everyone will hate you cause you'll drive like Grandma!

[PTNLemay]

Shame that it's in such low res...

[EdouardDubois]

Oh god... why doesn't this vid have 10 million views. It has to be one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen.

THANK YOU for posting this on YouTube.

[Thrashaero]

high != impaired

[duffman1221]

DEAR MADD I DRIVE EVERY DAY HIGH AS SHIT, I LITTERALY WAKE UP BLAZE A FAT BOWL AND DO OXYS AND COKE ALL DAY EVERY DAY 24/7 if im not high i dont feal right, and ive only been in 1 accident in my life wich was guess wut NOT MY FAULT HAHAHAHAHA. DRUGS DONT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE.

[jennchatsalot]

wow i nerver had that happen

[CheckTheLore]

i remember when i first saw this commercial and immediately started asking my friends if they'd seen it. after about two months of them saying they hadn't seen it, i started thinking this actually must've happened to me while high.

[LordShadowgorath]

Me and my girlfriend are trying to figure out if the talking Pirate papers are supposed to resemble Zig Zag rolling papers.... Hmmm...

[propjam2]

I that was me i wouldnt be looking at the match box,i'd be searching for puss and boots

[Gallomimia]

The full script of what the pirate says:

"You are not thinking of driving, are you, my friend? Come now, Stewart. Reconsider. You're in no condition. Ring for a taxi. I'm telling you. Don't be a fool. I'm begging you. Trust me. You, are high. Way too high!"

[goldenman212]

Best thing to say when high xD . I would look at my friend and say " YOU are high, WAY to high!" :D

[CoolmanKris52]

this KILLS me

[QBerto99]

YOU ARE HIGH WAY TOO HIGH I giggled...

[fistandilis]

I have to agree with this video. If your papers are talking to you you really shouldn't be driving.

[KillerFishes]

This commercial is wicked. It's the Pirate thats makes this commercial 100%. Anyone know where to get some hallucinating weed? "lol"

[alexkickscan]

what is he smoking and where can I get some?

[adgisover18]

so true

[loathingandfear]

lol, shows just how silly the "war on drugs" is, yea, weed makes you hallucinate, that's right........

Mind you it is funny, but total BS.

[ThePrairieOrca]

This commercial is so awesome.

[AMoneyM1]

I drive way better when im high...

[kankraka]

:D this commercial is so damn awesome, I smoke weed, and I enjoy it anyways! Why? That pirate is a fucking crack up, that's why. YOU! ARE HIGH! ........ WAY TOO HIGH! :D!!

[ShovelMasterFlash]

Way too high!

[komputes]

Don't drink and drive. Smoke and fly!