Cracked TV - The 12 Saddest World Record Attempts Ever Caught on Video

[duffmanthegreat]

5:47 Lol why the random arrested development clip? Was actually bitchin.

[EpiclyInept]

So.... that man in black must be... THE CHIEF...... *dramatic stare*

[pippin1962]

"Seriously--burn, old people!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­aha

[toberses11]

burn old people

"hey grandad come look at this"

[pipinho114]

prince fucking ahsitaka!! LOOOOOL

[Maklarr2000]

I saw this for the first time today (1/13/2012), and I'm really happy about that. They don't have it on Cracked.com proper, and I figured it was gone for good.

[theyoungmrt]

Sweden is HELLA neutral.

[bitchslapper12]

Vafan, det där var verkligen inte det bästa från svenska världsrekord!

[Artsy19Girl]

spoon + spatula = spoonula

[Nahkranoth8]

That guy who swallowed hotdogs, probably pooped them out as whole hotdogs

[PacJac911]

ew iv been on that ride... and i sat in the seat with the big hairy guy.

[Roronoa2zoro]

Funnily enough... The Final Countdown was performed by a swedish band :P

[TheChill0ut]

LOL mina älsklingar i Danmark och Norge xD

[NDguy191]

the fuck is a spoonula

[Acrelz]

don't fuck whit us swedish people you'll get hurt I promise! BTW you suck and you should try an other profession!

[Trevagon]

@Acrelz He fucks around with absoloutely everyone. And if Swaim offends you then you do not belong on youtube.

[AshamedPants]

@Acrelz Hurt how, exactly? The Swedes are some of the least threatening people on the planet. I suppose you could maybe take those sissies from the Isle of Man, but that's probably it...

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

5:19 SPOONULA?!

[TheMetallkylling]

Sweden DOES suck.

Love.

Norway

[Danni9750]

@TheMetallkylling They sure do!

Best regards

Denmark

[ImJustSlime]

To play us out what does that mean

[ViliusLidak595]

You suck balls

[Gonko100]

i love how fucking ruthless swaim can be. CHECK YOUR FACTS MIKEY. btw best channel on youtube.

[LucidInThought]

"old people burning, old people burning, put your hands up.

old people burning, old people burning, that's kinda messed up"

[superkakanarulover]

prince fucking ashitaka LMAO!!! princess mononoke reference XD

[CrzyEX]

The video in the end:

/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

You.Are.Welcome.

[dablosser516]

I guess we need to find the orbs of power... Who wants to help me find the seven keys of Sereph to open the Gate of Clone Boning? I hear that's orbs 8, 70 and 59484 are hidden.

I'll bring the lube

[Woesteinvuir]

Fuck off Jason Derulio - I just wanna watch Swaim!

[TeshnosFire]

And which song is that best song ever? I know the melody but not the name.

[Ploiken]

@TeshnosFire final countdown

[TeshnosFire]

@Ploiken Ah yes, thanks. :o

[bonesmaan]

"some say he was a king, some say he was a god!" *leans forward* "THEY WERE BOTH RIGHT!"

[bassguitartender]

4:00

"Snap! Snap! Sn...ooh!"

[Stupidian151]

I love this guy,

[TheSkunkCat]

Also, is eating a raw onion that hard? I could do that easily as well. Several foods I like has quite alot of chopped raw onion in them.

I dunno... wussy people maybe?

[Countdown1230]

@TheSkunkCat idk i think it's just because it's strong and a flavor that they aren't completely use to. I'd be bothered by the juices making my eyes water...

[TheSkunkCat]

I bet I could punch more then ten TV's.

I'm from the looks of it quite a bit bigger then that little boxer too. So I can punch bigger TV's! Now me, I can fix stuff, but breaking it is even more fun!

Also that naked rollercoaster thing sounds like something I'd totally do.

[ButzMN]

it's 1.5 liters....and it's goddamn impressive

[tjxkid]

ha ha your videos are addicting...

[Jesse999ish]

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[pseudocaveman]

@Jesse999ish Did you let your cat post that comment?

[Moxiegirlsophie]

SNAP! SNAP! SNA-OOOOOH!

[Gonko100]

just....the toes...

[MultifunctionalMe]

That jacket is annoying =.=;

[Feralbam1]

This Guy is awsome hahaha. Good humor keep it coming so i dont have to watch TYT.

[sharky0922]

@Feralbam1 i think he should be on TYT with Cenk..it would be AWESOME

[RinDeT]

You suck Sweden. YEAH!

[crazycakes9943]

Spoonyula ftw?

@dragonkn707

Final countdown

[dragonkn707]

whats the ending song called?

[SupahCola]

@dragonkn707 It's "The Final Countdown" by Europe.

[dragonkn707]

@SupahCola THANK you

[jray4484]

pause, play, push 1,2,3,4, or 5 in random orders for random amounts of time and its halarious. filthy, sweaty, plastic horse tranquilizers. Thumbs up!

[halienthealien]

hahhaha lol i luv these episodes :)

[Davidmoire96]

yeah, number 6, Sweden is not neutral , its Switzerland, no biggie though

, your still funny as hell

[Olole]

The most popular of Cracked TV's 230 videos, with only 140.000 views, while some fat korean kid bodypopping has 100 times as many views. With this insight, my faith in humanity is bleak at best

[Faboba]

@Olole It's the most popular Cracked video /on youtube/. Presumably because the one on Cracked has been taken offline due to legal somethingorother.

[auroraenergy]

@Olole Video was however originally uploaded to the Cracked Website, so most the views for Micheal's videos would have been there

[Olole]

@auroraenergy I tend to use youtube for the optimal viewing experience, and even though your point is valid, it is still kinda sad, cracked tv should be exposed worldwide and people should be forced to indulge in the teaching of that sweet, sweet robo-human that is Swaim

[GVilleAnarcho]

That was a cool little tribute to Arrested Development(*SIGH* R.I.P)

[J0hannski]

Oaaahahaha. Ultimate power! Howdo? I fear his mind. Aaaw forget about it!

[Anthotha1da]

This is a great show, well done. You're honestly funny and its refreshing

[Muusicca]

haha, u have a great show, to bad you're not too popular, you should really try to take a different approach, make your video thumbnails and titles more appealing to the general public..(u know..those who...yeah..) but still keep your thing going.

[NaughtyTeacup]

@Muusicca These videos are made for and originally posted on cracked(dot)com, a rather well-known and popular website.

[Hiraga08]

"OH FORGET ABOUT IT!"

[CommendatoreAndolini]

"Yeah... that's... there you go."

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

FUGGEDABOUDIT!

[thepete85]

SNAP! SNAP! SNA-OOHH

[leeham991]

Eating an onion is a world record thing?

I know at least 10 people who eat onions like apples.

[Necroskull388]

I should not have been drinking mil while watching this.

[TheXpwn14]

Wow dude your gay

[leeham991]

@TheXpwn14

"Wow, Dude. You're gay."

[soulcalibar3]

oh forget about it!

[13BASSIST]

#10, that's a lot of inches

[TheLawleit]

a spoonula......whoever that was shouldn't be in the kitchen.

Just sayin'.

[giam333]

you suck sweden

[Slayerthecrow]

Somebody know the name of the guy in the number two of the list ?

Seriusly

That guy is a god

... And a King

[BlackhoundOne]

The best part was the song at the end, and you cut it short-_-

[LlovesMlovesL]

u r BARNY :D from how i met ur mother :D

[SuperM1998]

I'm realy sad now cuz i lost 5:50 min of my life...

[whitemage4ever]

Eating onions is a record? I eat them like apples =/

[HowlingJongo]

Ha a magician named GOB at the end ... IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!

[Preevyew]

"No seriously, burn old people."

LOLOLOLO xD

[erikm12]

I think he was drinking sake, but knowing Japan it could be any number of things

[eminence18]

lmao that tv punching one was sad

[ChristianVido]

56 people don't use spoonulas.

[MagnusRulerHardt]

Yeah, that's... There you have it.

[chrono4203]

"Seriously, burn old people" I love you cracked

[EpicBeard815]

aw foghet about it

[Doryphoroi]

Love that flash of Gob Bluth at the end there.

[mamamario64ds]

LOL

[Commanber]

Wow, that is one egg-stremely creepy video, get it? cause it's disturbing

[darroni123]

I'm swedish

[hippyhater231]

@darroni123 how does it feel to suck that much?

[whoozthaboss]

Im glad I found this Youtube page... hilarious!

[kvn11rcks]

What is the name of the Best Song Ever?

[RoseThePhoenix]

@kvn11rcks Sounds like "The Final Countdown" on a kazoo.

[BackInnaDays]

SWEDEN ain't NEUTRAL...SWITZERLAND is.

[warhaammer]

@BackInnaDays Sweden is neutral aswell... dumfuck

[1GiveSubs1]

Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap.

[665yoman]

do the best world records

[xsugarxhighxspazzx]

Okay, seriously. PLEASE tell me someone got the Miyazaki reference in this video.

[jek21]

BOTH OF THEM WERE RIGHT

[pressuredcontents]

Some say he was a king. Some say he was a God... THEY WERE BOTH RIGHT. The delivery on that was epic.

[TheRandyChimp]

*shudder* I'm never going on Nemesis again. Just to think, those seats have had sweaty balls all over them. I hope Alton Towers cleaned them afterwards, I'm going in May!

[CommendatoreAndolini]

0;55 Grant Denyeeeerr!!

[TeamTandemDriftingP]

youve got to have some gud crack to be doing this show

[purplecat747]

swaim for god.

[MRaverz]

Lol it froze when he said 'if you said sit totally motionless'.

[trescop]

what a irritating host. this "show" was terrible!

[PlanYourShift]

@trescop Go watch Ray William Johnson then

[maniacmobster]

that song in the end was awesome. Someone tell me the link for it

[Utterbach]

Oh, thank jesus. This episode won't load on the Cracked site.

[beavisul]

MORE CRACKED TV!!!

[JanderStrahd]

...Clippy was hawt this episode. ♥

[dannossiel]

hahahaha i luuuuuv your vids

[TheDjDb8]

U CANT STIR WITH RUBBER AT HIGH TEMPERATURES!!! DONT DO IT!!!

[JanderStrahd]

@TheDjDb8 Inorite. I was thinking the same thing.

[dinerroll]

@TheDjDb8 there are in fact heat resistant rubber spatulas. Moreover, that one was made with silicone.

[Naturality]

Sweden? Neutral?

Fail.

[12212012Oo19]

i don't wanna go to nevada........

[Flaremancer]

Hot Dicking

[lifeisgood070]

aw you cut the song short... I was just getting into it

[FPChris]

Seriously. Burn old people!

[Judothrow5]

I love arrested development...

[HeartAttack1990]

Switzerland is neutral. Not Sweden. Duh.

[12212012Oo19]

i wanna hear more of that song now

[rocksOpuff]

hhaha the tv part was funny haha u suck sweden lol

[MistaBlank79]

Oh i so saw GOB! Anyone else? no? Nobody watched Arrested Development?

[sbobsp83]

SWAIM; I want to go to there.

[RandomPath]

I don't know how hard Swaim's parents had to beat him to make this funny but they did a great job

[Jacquearx]

Spoolula HAHA

[xJaAviiEeR]

like if u came here thru a 'saddest video ever' search

[brokenbloodedwings]

bohahahahah #10 with arabic subtitles XDD

[BriannaDawnc]

seriously how do you even discover you have a talent like the one at 1:06?

[macr0machine]

AH FUGGET ABAHT IT.....

[hugzzzzzz1]

why is it I almost sh*t myself of laughter each time I watch an episode of cracked TV?

[2010NarutoShippuden]

what was the songs name at the end?

[nekomajine]

@2010NarutoShippuden its the FINAL COUNTDOWN! tututu tu...

[2010NarutoShippuden]

@nekomajine thanks

[AtariMaxiToriyama]

"I fear his might!"

"Ah, forget aboout iiit."

Where does he come up with this stuff?

[TheTrueSong]

They should have a record for how many jokes fit into a 5 minute video.This would win.

[Koolio131]

was that gob at the end?

[MrCrazman13]

this is the crapist crap crap crap crap crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr­apcrap

[Nulono]

Spoonula :)

[EpicBeard815]

4:39 best voices ever

[SilverCyrus]

okay were do you live

[ThexOriginalxMdhd]

Is that ukelele and... Kazoo? Bravo my friend... Bravo

[1Jonman1]

Marco pronto.

[GruntyStudios]

ugh, I wish CrackedTV would get it and realize that they aren't funny.

[TheSim1derful]

@GruntyStudios Really? I have to beg to differ!

[mst3kk3tsm]

This host is adorable.

[suslowim]

@mst3kk3tsm

Michael Swaim is awesome, Cracked TV is what RayWilliamjohnson and all those other fags aspire to be, but actually funny.

[vaguelyhumanoid]

@suslowim

What the fuck is with people calling people "fags"? Are you saying something is so bad that it's homosexual? Because I don't think homosexuality should be the standard for fail.

[itsruw]

@vaguelyhumanoid: It is indeed an EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

[vaguelyhumanoid]

@itsruw

How is being gay an epic fail?

[itsruw]

@vaguelyhumanoid: Cause evolution wins! No children of this fags!

[itsruw]

@vaguelyhumanoid: Cause evolution wins! No children of these fags!

[vaguelyhumanoid]

@itsruw

You have a very immature, unscientific understanding of evolution. Besides, we're already overpopulated. Not reproducing isn't epic fail. You make evolution look bad.

[itsruw]

@vaguelyhumanoid: I dont think so. Being gay is for immature people who have a serious problem with life. Do I make evolution look bad? Well looking at what I have achieved I dont think so. And honestly homos are bad for this society and useless (not having part in) evolution. Welcome to life faggot...

[vaguelyhumanoid]

@itsruw There is no moral imperative to reproduce, the burden of proof is on you to prove otherwise. Deriving "is" from "ought" is a problem that has provided serious issues for naturalistic moral realism for centuries at least. lrn2philosophy.

[shittyfagg]

@itsruw dude, you make no sense. Shut the fuck up.

[TSFMaster]

@vaguelyhumanoid Are you saying every derogatory thing someone says is about homosexuals? Because I'm pretty sure that 'fag' also means cigarette.

[vaguelyhumanoid]

@TSFMaster It's obvious what "fag" means as an insult to describe a person. You're being dishonest.

[TSFMaster]

@vaguelyhumanoid not to me it isn't. And that's kinda my point - I don't see anything insulting about being gay.

[vaguelyhumanoid]

@TSFMaster If you call people "fags", that's what you're implying.

Why would someone call someone a cigarette as an insult? Are there any other cigarette-based insults? No. Are there gay-based insults? Yes. Is "fag" used in the sense of a derogatory term for gay people? Yes.

Do the fucking math.

[ChiNaDuD3]

@vaguelyhumanoid you just broke the world record for wasting so much time and effort against a troll. shudda used that time tryin to bang chicks to prove to us you are not, indeed a faggot.

[vaguelyhumanoid]

@ChiNaDuD3 I'll be sure to tell my boyfriend that some random guy on the internet thinks I should prove I"m not a faggot.

[undeny]

@vaguelyhumanoid It ain't THE standard.. Trust pop-culture on that one. Let it go bro.

[manaburn]

@vaguelyhumanoid I agree - straight people fail a hell of a lot more. Gays are just 10% of the population! How could they be failing the most?

[erikm12]

@vaguelyhumanoid im not homophobic, but people need to lighten up when it comes to this stuff. When people call someone a fag or say that something is gay nowadays they are using it in a totally different context completely unrelated to homosexuality. if the super-PC crowd keep dogging this more and more people will become offended by more things until we are afraid of our own words. just ignore the words and they will lose the hate that got put behind them