Things You'd NEVER Twitter

[xxkluddxx]

Ahahhahaha xP

[TheTwilightManiac]

i use subverting cultural morays' all the time ;D especially because nobody knows what it means

[XDirtyNerdyX]

Ahaha xD

Cheeks your too cute, and funny :)

[DSandra09]

OH MY EFFIN GOSH. I LAUGHED SO HARD RIGHT NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! THIS WAS SOO FUUNNNYYYY

[piratedee]

did you really shotgun that beer ? if you did, i'm impressed :p

[LuvableBaka]

@piratedee Looks like it he did. xD

[Angelx624]

OMG I love that last one!!! XD

[limelime19]

Haha :DDDD

[WolfgangTheHusky]

Aww, you have kitten eyes!

[Teri151988]

"Cheeks is doing unspeakable things for less than market value" is the best line EVER! :) HAAHAHAHA, omg. That is my favorite line. HAHA, I always say that line every day now& put it in different contexts. HAHA.

[DeaTofog]

my fav part is the one with the body parts.... AND the one with the tears used for masturbation. LOL

[23MusicFever]

That bandana is sooooo sexy, and the leather jacket? Wear it more! "For less then market value" LOL

[Caonification]

cheeks is biting his Toenails, yet he could have me Do that. ¬_¬

[Morningdew1435]

LOLZ is all I can say here.

Is the blood chocolate pudding? O_o

[JamesPadfoot]

LOL Cheeks. A+. Would A+ again

[Amarynthine]

sob* sob* ha-ha-ah HA-HAH HAAAH

hilarious

you;re going to grammy awards?

[Sandrasoss]

haha you should be in a comedy movie x)

[molly13bored]

lol its awesome and funny. u rock cheeks! love u.

Cheeks is.......adorable! :D

[Seijakushii]

XD it's so fucked up... but so funny

[ilovejoshg09]

that last one had me dying laughing babe!! haha

[sagitariusmoon6]

cultural morals are relative,most of us constantly adopt and hey until you decide about the body parts,store them in the freezer,you might consider on a lovely rose garden--bodyparts make excellent fertilizer( me and my friends constantly come up with ideas)LOL :P

[LilacMajesty]

I've watched this several times now and I always laugh hardest at "Cheeks is doing unspeakable things for less than market value."

[Stephie2007]

AHAHAHA! this is so true...ppl do tweet TMI-worthy stuff on twitter. I should know, I try to avoid it.

[flybefree]

LOL ... love the use of tears for masturbation and hiding those body parts ... seriously twisted humor.

[LoveForMe]

Cheeks is adorable! :D

[pennygoo]

hahaha especially the one about the body parts.

[glittermethis]

You are so awesome...love it!

[naruto2366]

lol. great job.

[MegLeisey]

bwhaha. i love you.

[suzybloom]

hell, I loooove that snippet from 0:54 on with the cheeky smile and the hat...

[neversmiling]

This is one of my favorite Cheeks videos!

*Oh, and I have the same hat in 0:54! :oD

[absolom]

LOL

[TheWICKEDWOMAN]

From what I have seen on Twitter, it's not that different. You are an outstanding oral performer! wickedthoughts :w

[vase123]

crazy xD

[hadmaidstale]

You are so funny and cute :)

[cyber1zen]

Cheeks, you should write a screen play "A day in the life of Cheeks" and fill it with all your episodes but keep some kind of a plot thread running through it.

[littlegeisha]

Oooh I like this!

[Gloryahhh64]

So EXTREMELY disappointed that I missed the Cheeks faux sex tape vid!!! I need MORE Cheeks!! xoxo

[sylmjk]

goCheeksgo! Love the laughs- Thankx

[karaokepoet]

Come on, Cheeks you totally would twitter shotgunning a PBR in an attempt to butch it up!

"using his own tears as lubricant for masturbation"... LMAO

I think this is my new favorite Cheeks video.

(Sarah is posting this video on facebook.)

There are no emoticons to show how hard I was laughing while watching this. ROFLMFAO just doesn't cover it.

[justgoaway111]

"Cheeks is shotgunning a PBR in an effort to butch it up."

Pfft. XD I'd twitter that.

[littlegeisha]

eye-effing-lashes. 'nuff said.  HAHA.

[Suzy073]

I LOVE this vid!! It never gets old!! Now I was paying attention so I know your last shoot was on saturday but please GOD when is it going to be posted??? I need another Cheeks fix stat!!! Are we still going to Wonderland?

[arkangelmarie]

So fuckin' funny!

[AlleycatJo]

OMG did you REALLY drink that PBR...

[Amarynthine]

the last one AHAHAHAH

[kramsey2417]

Shotgunning a PBR in order to butch it up?! HAHAHAHAAA... Nice! I love you man! Funny as always my luff!

[littlegurlini]

what does that even mean anyways?

[littlegeisha]

OK you guys... fess up.

Who here typed these out on Twitter to see if they fit the 140-character mark? ;)

[KiayaNaia]

@littlegeisha well does it?? *laughs* never understood the glory of Twitter so do tell, does it work?

[littlegeisha]

@KiayaNaia Does what work?

[KiayaNaia]

@littlegeisha putting what he is saying up on Twitter XD

[trinka4598]

I love you lmao

[adamlovr]

You never cease to amuse me!

[northernlights58]

Pure. Genius. Period.

[zachariahgriffin]

Yes, more than five seconds...but it's cool... As long as you was your floor? Right?

-z-

[LoveForMe]

This will sound creepier than I intend it to be, but will you be my best friend?

[rendezvous4u]

HILARIOUS!!!!

[rowenaaine]

And why is it you don't have your own television show yet?????? Funniest vids ever, Cheeks!

[littlegurlini]

if you pause at :29 seconds, his eyes look reaaaally big and innocent. like bambi ;)

[Dannyjonesfans]

And i love you too :) CHEEKS <3

[jalehtri]

Twitter has got to be the most thankless form of communication ever, but this is a good guide to what not to do. Thanks for the tips! ;) Btw, I want your eyes...not to tear out of their sockets or anything; just eye size envy.

[Iressirenia]

I love you too.

[OutlandoGirl]

I am in love with Cheeks, now.

[jblover4eva93]

lmfao

[sshdproyo]

aah i love you!! and ur videos are hilarious!!

[tedy101466]

This is hilarious!!

[jessizz2e]

I love you.

[VoteDonyelle]

HAHAHA CHEEKS YOU ARE TOO MUCH <3

[alexroxygirl]

lolol cheeks. wow.

[Melissa4Adam]

You are so creatively funny!! Just when I think I have a favorite video...you present us with yet another masterpiece! Thanks, cheeky boy, you're brilliant! Now help the boy, will you!

[littlegurlini]

omg same!

[oneandahalfjt]

this is awesome i officially love u

my fav "doing unspeakable things for less than market value"

[Screengems1]

so funny lol.. I just got a twitter too

[arcadata]

How'd you get to be so funny (and oh so inappropriate?) LOL Any updates on a TV deal?

[beca4adam]

You are so funny ! Love this one and I know a newbie who needs your twitter help

[zwinkychick2]

Ahahahah this is so funny. So that's cheeks huh :P

[GossipGirly217]

LOL! that's hilarious!

I wonder what replies you would get

if you actually tweeted those things

[jonasloverfighter]

I love it!

[MissIndianSummer]

Hahhaha! That last one was hilarious!

[supernaturallover09]

this never fails to make my day brighter :)

[craigcraig777]

wow if anything ever earned a LOL that did!!...loved the body parts line..out of left field man!! Brilliant!

[kemahwest]

Red patent heels and gold lame' undies!! Waaah!! I want my CheeksTV!!

[HermioneNR]

I just watched this video for the umpteenth time and its still as funny now as it was the first time.

Have I mentioned lately how incredible you are?

[lizwicker28]

omg i love you that was great!

[mollybean9]

you're great. :)

[bunnyangel81]

Why do you look better in heels than I ever will?

xD

[AshNHani]

CHEEKS!! this is brilliant. how do i watch you on MTV's "why can't i be you?"

[Margaret12371]

jUSt watching again! Laughing here i think your underwear are the same size of my 10 year olds lol. he wears a size 9 mens shoe lol.

[donnaferrara]

I wish everbody was able to entertain me this way, life would rock! That's why i need more Cheeks ^.^

[suzybloom]

Damn, you really have nice eyes! ... and I really lol-ed at the "different body parts ... puhhh" - part...

[dralockhart]

PBR is trash... maybe that's why I prefer drinking with my gays...

[Ladissea]

Ok seeing as how I have watched thsi video a dozen times its time for some new commentary. That can not be your underwear you are turning inside out, you are way too skinny to fit into those. :D

[nocturnalchilde]

I Love your work sweetie..you are it!!! I have done a few of those things..lol checked out bm , the 5 second rule, listened to neighbors have sex :-)

[4jamaica]

I think I've seen people tweet some of these things.

[markisonline]

Sadly... I think I would tweet some of those things! lol.

You make me laugh so hard :] get a TV show please :P

[Gloryahhh64]

I check back often for new vids b'cuz I can't get enough of you CHEEKS!!!

btw, my 63 year old mother is also a fan and I have to keep her updated on anything new you put up!

xoxo Gloria in Detroit

[BondGirlSavie]

So cute and funny. I've got a job interview this morning and I'm kind of nervous, but this made me feel a lot better =) Thanks, Cheeks.

[jamarosy]

You're brilliant...I LOVE you! That last one made me almost choke to death...thanks! You're coming to my house a week from today!!!

[andrea99crt]

Butch it up! Haha you kill me! Love me some Cheeks!

[ilovecountryboys20]

omg lol too funny

[tshwgal]

With every new video, I think "that was the best video ever!" And then a week later there's another one. So I'm giving up on calling favorites, I love 'em all. I want my Cheeks TV!

[untyboy]

omg.. hahhahahah tears as lube... epic idea.

[jpjohndp]

My puckerstring's sore from LOL!!!

[JeraldJagrah]

So sly, yet sweet. Need you on tv!

[ElisaMusso]

I can't stop watching your videos!!!!!!

You're awesome, Cheeks!

[xspacyxmacyx]

omg wow! ha ha ROFC (rolling on the crying cuz im laughing so fucking hard!!!)

[wallercourtney]

lol wow...very interesting

[SquidGodWs]

Lol! Cheeks, you're amazing!! Hilarious!!

[OTMPromo]

Next time I go out I am *so* shotgunning a PBR.

[Gloryahhh64]

I'm ADDICTED!

Gotta get mah CHEEKS FIX!!!

Always looking forward to MOREEEEEEE!!!

Love you Boi! xoxo Gloria in Detroit

by the way my 64 year old mother got addicted after your vid on Miss Cali!!!

[Blah22yea]

hahahah! :D your videos are amazing!

[drby3]

.....but you know i'll bet ya somebody would and is tweeting(?) these things and more!!!! ....LMAO ....ciao:~)

[tuto108]

Cheeks, the camera loves you and so do I. "Where to bury the body parts?" Screaming laughing. No one owns the shadow better-- or more hilariously than you.

[MandoLyon24]

Cheeks Darlin', you don't fail to make me smile. I sincerely thank you for that. With love & hugs

[LadyParisina]

Love the video dude! Keep them coming

[aciren95]

1:18-ish haaa :D

[minniethemoocher26]

LOL, love it GoCheeksGo!!

[acciofirebolt29]

I sooo look forward to these videos!!! You are such a clever and talented guy. I hope everything is going good for ya these days! Someone needs to knock Gokey off the Mr. Twitter page...WTF!!!

[Suzy073]

WTF is right!!! Go vote people!!!!!!

[LittleOneInCanada]

Bwahahaha!! LOVE it and YOU!! GoCheeksGo!

[angelos11]

LOL Another great one, baby.

BTW - no need to butch it up-- you are perfect just as you are. xoxoxoxo

Itzy

[xMRSxADAMxLAMBERTx]

LMFAO! *Chokes on air from laughing too hard* AMAZING VIDEO CHEEKS! ILY! <3

[mathra07]

dude...you rock. the "butch it up" thing killed me :-) actually, everything in this video was just funny as hell

[tribyen]

Gold Shorts!!! i loved it, Cheeks. best one yet!

[Ladissea]

That looks like it has to be someone else's foot, but just the thought creeps me out.

[ebrennan44]

CHEEKS is...the funniest human being on the planet. No wait. The funniest human being in the universe. No wait. The funniest human being in the...sorry I don't know what comes next.

[savvyspirals]

The funniest human being in existence???

[lthe6thkira]

probably

[chris011403]

Also, your eyes are AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

[chris011403]

Love it Cheeks. I love the "I'm sick" part the best! You rock! Love following you on Twitter too!

Keep voting for Cheeks!

[BeyondMoments]

Bravo! loved it. Five stars

[Banilla]

Can I keep you!? PLEASE? xDD This was TOO funny.

Btw, nice legs. ;D

[JacqueOMG]

HAHA! yer amazing. and i agree with everyone. you have incredible eyeballs (: lmao

[Ladissea]

Weeeeee cheeks your back! I missed ya kid.

[motherunit1]

You are a P.O.W. !!!.....that's a "piece of work" !!....you are the cutest thing ever!....Can I adopt you?...I'm 62 yrs old and both my boys have long since flown the nest....I'm a GREAT cook !!

Love, Mur

[candykr0n]

I loved the "tears for lubricant" part; my friend and I use that very same line all the time! GOD, you're precious. <3

[ieatclocks]

One word: fierce.

[funkynads]

love it

[jennalisa1]

Loved it!!! You never fail to make me laugh!

[thecharmedcafe]

Haha, besides being hilarious, I jsut have to comment on one thing.

Omg, you fierce bb, your EYES! They're gorgeous. <3

[jessiee2]

This is your best one yet.... hilarious! :D

[maxx233]

Awesome. Love the "cheeks is sick" one

[oxcrazycutie807]

Can I marry you??

Haha just kidding.

I love you so much!

You're amazing.

[doilooklikeicare3]

lollllll ILY!!!

[peachberry123]

hahahaha wow this one is hilarious!

xD

cheeks your amazing <3

[jaridixie]

Bravo! Another amazingly hilarious video to add to the collection!

[icecreamsoda117]

you are so much awesomeness it scares me.

and, like everyone else, YOUR EYES HOMG. *DIES*

[shred1224]

LOL i love it!!

[4jamaica]

You do need your own tv show. I'm so tired of what's out there. What happened to good sketch comedy? Tracey Ullman? Please, let someone wake up and let you have a chance. I'm really getting tired of the same old stuff.

[4jamaica]

Great job!

[donnaferrara]

And again you've made your point in an extremely hilarious fashion! Thanks for making me smile.

[Nicci2511]

omg....u definitely need ur own tv show!!!!! love it cheeks baby...xoxo

[sk8terac]

LOVE YOUR HEELS CHEEKS.

[pippemimme]

WAAAAAHAAAAH, you´re so crazy! I love you Cheeks and I´m voting for you for Mr Twitter!

[PixieGlitterAndStars]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! I just wanna put you in my pocket and carry you around all day :)

[NessaBaby5555]

LOL OMG priceless!!!! I love new Cheeks quotes! YAY! Thank you!!!! We love our Cheeks!

[4jamaica]

Definitely one of my favorite videos ever. It's nice to see such originality and wit.

[pumkinthegreat]

is that foot his own or someone else's? :P

[littlegeisha]

The EYES at 0:26 -- *diiiiiieeees*

I would kill for those eyelashes.

[cousinzunite]

hahahaha.....that was AWESOME

[katey797]

Haha Love it!!

Cheeks needs his own tv show!! These are the best! :D

[mlwpeace]

lmao! you are freakin' awesome!

[simplyme91]

Great video, one of your best yet.

[sassysoulchild]

"i don't even know what that means" LOL that was priceless.

[blubberoddment]

*by which I mean one of the funniest people, or MORE TRUTHFULLY THE funniest person

[blubberoddment]

LOL FOREVER. I seriously think you're one of the funniest person I've ever seen <3

[Valo212]

"Cheeks is using his own tears as lubricant for masturbation"...um, you are a god.

[Kirabella1588]

OMG

HAHAHA.

[sdonof]

LOLING FOREVER

[spellbound621]

Wow, this seriously may be your best vid yet! Hilarious! If nothing else will, this should definately earn you Mr. Twitter Universe title in no time (don't worry, we can take out Danny Gokey, we have done it before). Totally epic Cheeks!

[sweetkatxoxo]

OMG! hahaha I loved this :)

[dazzlingbritt]

The ending = GOLD.

[freddiemercury4evr]

"Unspeakable things...for less than market value..."

This may be your best vid yet....

[FlyingAce2009]

Unbelievably funny! Seriously...what WON'T people twitter these days?! The bit when you were calling the clinic...pure poetry in motion. You are spot on with your take on the "twitter" society movement...I so "get" it. You MUST be given your own show...NOW!

[Margaret12371]

HAHA I love it!!! Your so hilarious!!!!

[MyrJuhl]

That you can come up with 12 so random things to put in the video is really funny. None of those are particularly ordinary although it would take some deranged personality to confess a murder and actually post the evidence *g*

You're doing great. Oh, wait a minute ... you just confessed to a murder and posted the evidence :D

xoxoxoxo

[4jamaica]

Great job and very enjoyable once more. I love to see your new stuff. Why in the world are you not on TV yet???

[KATT2BLU]

Oh cheeky cheeks... I LOVE YOU!

[4jamaica]

Great job. Again--I'm so happy to wake up to these kinds of things!

[rebelrock]

lol this was definitely an awesome way to wake up this morning!

keep subverting those mores!