this is why people like carlin are amazing: no sugar-coating for anyone, just telling it how it is. people just can't handle the truth, it all has to be: me,myself&&i.
Carlin was an atheist, yes. But in his commentary about the phrase, "God bless America!" he makes no reference to atheism. You can all shut up about it now. Really, whether you're an atheist, theist, or any kind of "ist" (or not), the sentiment I hear him expressing is one about arrogance.
To ignore, however, the utopian vision that underscores our cultural values and beliefs is to misunderstand the underpinnings of our history, past and current, despite all of our warts--and there are many. There is meaning there.
"Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers." A harsh reality to swallow but to the one guy who clapped during that statement, that really wasn't the right time for an ovation. Save it for something funny.
Carlin is RIGHT. The problem is that the United CHRISTIAN States of America has been infected with the GOD VIRUS. The country is run, not by the President, nor Congress, but brain dead Bible Thumping FundaMENTAL Christians who have infiltrated the Administration, especially from the Liberty University that was founded by the Liar for Jesus and Crook Gerry Falwell to spread the GOD VIRUS.
@YMNTWTANKH coporations owns America, religion is used to teach people to be content with what little they have, so that the rich can have their wealth and not worying about the poor rising up against them
@YMNTWTANKH I'm not a Christian. I'm Hindu (actually it doesn't matter cos i'm just human the way i see it). But Jesus wasn't a bad person.
All he wanted to do was spread COMMON SENSE and WISDOM!! IT is WE who got all the shit backwards and started praying him instead and going around telling people to "accept Jeus into your heart", whatever the fuck that means.
From all the things that I have seen, it presumably means "dont accept Jesus in your HEAD cos ur too dumb to understand what he said"
@tarun1982 It is the first step to wisdom if you accept the things that Jezus stands for; love,respect, wisdom. It starts in the head and then the heart or Love follows. The warm feeling inside when you do something good for another person ;) think about it.
@MrPuros No. I disagree. Most people who try to spread Christianity, only believe in fairy tales and have no clue what Jesus actually stood for. You cant "accept something in your heart" if you have absolutely NO IDEA what it means!
@MrPuros love, wisdom, compassion, common sense, peace? .. unity?.. helping one another?... You'er the Christian. Isn't it amazing that your asking me?... and you probably wont accept my answer.. So that pretty much sums it up. You people can stick to the whole "Jesus gave birth to this world" fantasy... but i know that he wasn't here to tell us that kinda bullshit.. he was here to tell people to stop believing in all the religious nonsense of that time.
@tarun1982 but .. lol its soo laughable that now people are teaching that same nonsense all over again.. but now they are doing it in Jesus' name. He must be so pissed off.
"The kingdom of heaven is within". "Keep your religion to yourself" "Dont pray in public"
Aren't those some of his teachings?.. Is it still hard to believe that Jesus was a rational person?.. so when he said "accept me into your heart", to me its pretty obvious it was an appeal to believe his words.
@tarun1982 That's what I said first comment on wich you disagree! Jesus gave birth to this world??, hahahaha who says that, that's not true at all! Some "christians" don't know shit at all and they just follow a priest who says great things and promise them Heaven or Hell. A true Christian knows that Jesus stand for love,wisdom,compassion,peace but they don't look at the rest of the History and other people who said/were the same thing.
friend, i am a muslim...and i believe in god,the problem is freemasonry AND the "ILLUMINATED" system of satanism,if everyone whas a GOOD,honoust believing leader...everyone would live in peace...the people on the top give satan a blowjob to get more power...they aren't even christian...Michael jackson wanted to become a muslim and they fucking killed him.this is the only thing what proves that they are anti islam...ISLAM is the ONLY relegion what is perfect...the rest is BULL SHIT.
@kennylu195 Why? Because he's right?! Did you come to the realization that you've been spouting nonsense your whole life and you're pissed at yourself? Blow it out your ass.
I just produced & released a comic book illustrating the life story of George Carlin, in my opinion the greatest comedian, philosopher and truther of all time! To locate me if you want one, message me or Google "DigitalCAPS COMICS George Carlin" and just find the store on my website. George meant so much to me that he was the first issue... and it was an honor to produce his life story in this way!
Back to George, he was a brilliant comic who had the ability to state the obvious that few of us could see and in a way that was very funny. He had more truth in his little finger than all the religous nutters and god botherers put together. His loss to the land of the living is sad indeed.
@hornerc1 I think the message is that countries with a standard of living, like the US has, including Canada (Europe is not a country, but various countries IN Europe), and Australia, are blessed compared to countries like Iran, Afghanistan, Somalia, and pretty much every 3rd world country where every day a roadside bomb explodes, or 75% of the population is starving, at best.
If you live in a developed nation...consider yourself blessed.
@LivesForJihad Intelligent Design does not exist. Intelligent Design was a fantasy thought up by ancient people thousands of years ago because they didn't know any better, now we have undeniable evidence that there is no God, Mohammad, Satan, Chuthlu or whatever people believe is watching and judging us.
@RayKanen69 Sorry to burst your bubble...but there is no "undeniable" evidence. Even the kingmakers in the scientific community (Dawkins, Hawking, etc) all agree that there is no definitive evidence, and never will be definitive evidence disproving intelligent design.
You are wrong about that...and the fact that you can just blatantly mislead people like that makes me question your credibility.
@LivesForJihad I can't believe that you just accused me of misleading people when religion has been doing it WAY before I was born, I'll use the bible for reference but this can be applied to anything. The bible said the world was flat, it was wrong, the bible said the world is 4000 years old, Fossil records and carbon dating proved it wrong again, Bible said Sun revolves around the Earth... you see were I'm going here, and the Bible is supposed to be the word of God? I rest my case...
@RayKanen69 Do you know anything about the Bible? CLEARLY you are misinterpreting it.
1. The bible does not teach the Earth is flat, but does use the statement "four corners of the Earth", a phrase that is still used today, which implies from "all over". You are misleading people.
2. The bible does not preach the Sol rotating around the Earth. Instead, it is stated that the Earth is the Center of God's attention, but says nothing of rotation. You are misleading people.
@LivesForJihad You are not just an idiot but you're a smart idiot, meaning you choose to be one. You KNOW what evidence is there, but you omit it for convenience. The devil tempted Jesus by taking him to "an exceeding high mountain" and showed him all the kingdoms of the world,tempting him. How else would you see all the kingdoms of the world if it WASN'T flat?
@LivesForJihad Ever since this bible bullshit was put to paper, priests and scribes have told everyone that the world is flat and all the heavenly bodies turn around the earth and this is because god made it so. The true knowledge of things only came to light when all were able to read for themselves so religious leaders are to blame for any false information and it was in their best interest to keep the masses ignorant. You cannot prove the existance of something if there is no proof for it.
@kanakaken Let's talk about The Temptation of Jesus on the Mt. The mountain in question is the 366 meter Mt. Quarantania.
Now...in the parable of temptation, it does not say anything about flat earth, only "to see all the kingdoms of the world in all their glory". When you climb mountains...things get very small...and lose their "glory" and detail, which suggest a psychological ploy by Satan, possibly a visually induced hallucination induced by Satan.
@LivesForJihad You really are an idiot, through choice or otherwise,,, to see all the kingdoms of the world, no matter how high the mountain, THE WORLD WOULD HAVE TO BE FLAT. Unfortunately I'm quite sure you will have trouble understanding that concept, as it require a modicum of logic, a rare commodity amongst religious nutters, not unlike you. Another bible myth is the flood, there is NO evidence of a world wide flood occuring, , single floods in many places but NOT worldwide.
@LivesForJihad You people really do make it up as you go along. Here we have god in all his glory in the guise of Jesus walking the earth and you are telling us that satan caused god/Jesus to hallucinate, seeing something that wasn't there? Also fool, when you climb a mountain, NOTHING gets small, just further away. You DO realize dont you, that when you hold your hand out at arms length, standing on a high peak and compareing your thumb to the size of a distant object, the object is bigger?
@kanakaken The funny thing is, all you have done is get mad, insult people and their values, and essentially claim that the bible says things that it does not.
I have already won this argument for these reasons.
But, to be fair, I will say this. The bible never explicitly says that the Earth is flat. Period. You lose. Although the context and narrative of the bible may be open to interpretation, it never clearly states the Earth is flat.
@LivesForJihad Obviously, unbeknown to you, this is NOT a competition. I did NOT say the bible says the earth is flat, you said it. What I said was, a quote from the bible which you chose to ignore. That quote, through LOGIC, something to which I say again, you lack, says that the earth IS flat because it is impossible to see "all the kingdoms of the world" from the peak of a mountain no matter how high it may be. The ONLY way you would see "all the kingdoms of the world" is if it was flat.
@LivesForJihad I have another query for you. If you are an Islamist, why are you defending what is written in the bible? Are you defending the bible or merely using it as a reference? Why WOULD you use the bible as a reference instead of the Koran? You see I posed a number of questions before and you totally ignored them, either through ignorance or choice, I know not which, so I will not be suprised if you ignore these, being a religous nutter it's a part of your nature.
@kanakaken If I missed any of your questions, chances are it is Youtube's fault. They only really show one reply per video in my inbox, so I may have missed some of your questions.
As for my name...I am not Muslim. My name is a joke. I am, in fact, Christian.
@LivesForJihad I didn't realize that you look only at & reply only from your inbox. Whenever someone does a 'reply' to my post as you have just done, I receive an email with the reply & a link back to the video on which I post my comment initially. I go to that link in order to read in context, the reply just sent. That way if I misconstrued, I would pick it up. So go there & read from the bottom up. As to your name, if it is a joke, then it's way beyond my intellect,, you're too clever for me.
@RayKanen69 Well the guy is actually right no scientist has ever said that there is undeniable evidence that god doesn't exist though many have stated that there is no evidence that points that he does. As for the bible it is not a bad book if you read it there are quite many thing that one could learn from it (i have not read the whole thing just parts and i mean thing about ethics and the way you live and no i am not religious) and is a very interesting story book.The church misleads people...
God really blessed America. You should live in ugly ass country like russia or armenia, to realize how blessed America is. All the great people leave their small ugly ass countries and liveing in america happilly ever after. List of yngwiemalmsteens, nabokovs and so on is too huge to post it here! old JC rules, btw.
@WyattCrow America sucks! The food was horrible when I went on vacation. So much fast food. I hated it. The only good thing about America is that the radio stations don't play the same fucking songs over and over again.
As far as swearing on the bible i have no idea why, who or what that's all about...........however the hand guesture thing comes from medival Britain. In those days if someone stole, mudered or even lied they would iron brand the persons right palm with a letter representing what they were guilty for (L for liar). So if they ended up on trial again when raising their hand it was obvious to the judge if they were trustworthy or not.
He's right to a great extent, some parts I think he went a little off to an extreme for the sake of getting a better joke in. Brilliant man, however, rest in peace.
@BriansVideoHobby Please......please stop!! Should we start with the History of America, you know, where the europeans come over and slaughter all the original American Indians that were living here for thousands of years....this may be a bit heavy for you, but isnt God the one who said thou shalt not kill? hmmmm.....kind of doesnt add up, does it..put your flag in the closet.........
@migo53333 America has done some bad things, no doubt. Of course they are barely footnotes in history compared to what European and Asian countries have done. We have far outweighed our mistakes with the good we do every day. Almost every free nation in the world owes it's freedom to America in some manner. Our government gives more than the next three nations COMBINED. On top of that our people donate more to charities than all governments in the world COMBINED. My flag is proudly flying.
@BriansVideoHobby America is still doing bad things.......and they are for corporate interest....your statement is way too cut and dry.....answer me this, if we are in afghanistan to promote freedom to the people why do we have sattelites analyzing (as we speak) the varios natural resources that are under the afghanistan terrain???? hmmmm now why would we have any interest in that???? it doesnt even belong to us.......makes me wonder....
@BriansVideoHobby America fights wars and gives foreign aid to further its own economic and politcal interests. These things are never done because the American Government actually cares. America's Government doesn't even care about its own people. New Orleans, the housing crisis, unemployment, unaffordable health care, outsourcing labor, illegal immigration, filthy run down cities, poor education and little to no action on the part of its great Patriots in office. Burn your flag.
The brand of 'freedom' America practices and exports is pretty close to the opposite of what the word actually means. Grown ups don't play make believe.
I travel across the country and I notice that the most radical - religious people live in south and mostly they are rednecks . And if you talk to those people , they are usually very ignorant .
@resistance0311 I have an issue more with the term 'fruit cake' than redneck. How many of these 'religious rednecks' you have met happen to be gay, may I ask? Call me ignorant then, but if you're going to stereotype, then shouldn't you at least stereotype a view that is held by, you know, someone? This is all assuming, of course, that you're not using 'fruit cake' as a go-to generic insult for anything you don't agree with, because THAT would be ignorant.
Math and no fact to suport its exgaturated claims. Science is a complicated idea but it can be prooven with math and facts. So basically since you only live once, either live a life full of delusion or live a life full of hard arithmatics. I say fuck both just do what carlin did and make fun of everyone an enjoy the show folks :)
@Epicentr it's funny though because religion didn't stop people from being enslaved, discriminated against, or killed at all. you are just a fucking idiot
The hat thing comes from the medieval time when taking off your helmet meant that you came in peace. In those ages a mistake like keeping your hat on could start wars.
@sworly Um, chinese people can be blind too. There is such a thing as Chinese braille. Stuff like braille and sign language are not limited to the English language.
@MaximumGKB8 Right.. Why else send his only son to die.. I mean it seems really crazy that GOD, the all powerful, all knowing, being that can do anything, has to make a son, through a virgin, and have him perform a parlor trick so he can forgive everyone of all the bad things they do. Why not just go, you know what.. Im god.. Im above all this petty stuff, your all forgiven. But what ever.
A mind before its time, fuck it. Most people a too fucking dumb to understand his edge, the ones that do make my life worth living... as if there's a choice.
im a christian and god is not on americas side, a nation that is responsible for more innocent deaths in the last 100 years than any other empre in history is not exersising jesus's teaching,
@mik0logy "more innocent deaths in the last 100 years than any other empire in history" hahahah have you ever heard of HItler? Hirohito? Genghis Kahn? Napoleon?
@seanmassie16 >mfw Hitler lived in the last 100 years, and his empire lasted a short decade, and so yes there were "more innocent deaths in the last 100 years than any other empire in history" at the hands of the US, save for maybe last-century china. I'm not sure you have an idea of how few people were alive when Genghis Khan lived. Napoleon had a bare fraction of the US military and none of the weaponry.
56 brainwashed idiots believe that god, or a god is or was on their side! Lmfao! Keep it up you misfits, we need figures of comical value like you around!
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God chose America for His plan, This is the country in Revelation that appeared as a lamb and spoke as a dragon , that started with Godly principles but becomes a persecuting power, about making the image to the beast which represents the papacy. God meant us to be a sanctuary for religious liberty for a time.
@DebbieinNH He doesn't need our money, tithes and offerings show that we trust Him and that we're returning what's already His. It shows our Gratitude
Where did I say I am anti- military ? I am anti patriotism in general. I support American war on Afghanistan because that was justice. Be rational, not a sheep.
I miss this guy so much. So many out there who should hear this.
AngieEnz84 1 week ago
Your vid is popular on East Timor (Timor
ickieestes12r 1 week ago
lookin at the "likes" and "dislikes" it's for certain that the "dislikes" are in charge of every country around the world. why? i don't know
smellyfooty 3 weeks ago
Hahaha funny, but not accurate about Jewish women, they must cover their had as well..can't believe I just said that...lol
talia568 3 weeks ago
@talia568 oops head
talia568 3 weeks ago
Hats off to George!!
shittyshoebastard 3 weeks ago
this is why people like carlin are amazing: no sugar-coating for anyone, just telling it how it is. people just can't handle the truth, it all has to be: me,myself&&i.
TaviaKay 3 weeks ago
George is so fucking right. Love this guy and miss him. Greetings to all reasonable people all over the world from a german fan.
Sandan003 3 weeks ago
Carlin was an atheist, yes. But in his commentary about the phrase, "God bless America!" he makes no reference to atheism. You can all shut up about it now. Really, whether you're an atheist, theist, or any kind of "ist" (or not), the sentiment I hear him expressing is one about arrogance.
Sincerely, Former-Catholic-Turned-Atheist-Turned-Pagan-Turned-Christian-Turned-Upside-down
NietzscheFan91 1 month ago 5
@NietzscheFan91 Not a direct reference but it's an allusion to the stupidity of religion
drumline17 3 weeks ago
hahahaha, why do they have a hat loooooooool
nkosi8472 1 month ago
Does your pocket know something that we don't know?
1997gags 1 month ago
Fuck religious ass wipes...the WORST atrocities in the history of humans have been commited in tha name of God. Fucking fanatics.
Gaia029 2 months ago 5
66 individuals can't take the truth...
Gaia029 2 months ago
`Images` should be ` depictions` in the lower comment .
And about the left hand on the Bible ( down ) and the raised right hand ( up ) ,
it`s in the image of baphomet . Google baphomet , you`ll see ..... left hand down , right one up . Lady justice is malignant .
pcrvg0808 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for George Carlin
George : ,,What`s up with the ffing hats?``.
Me : Look at the earliest images of the Sumerian Gods , they wear hats .
So did the Egyptian Royalty . Think of the elongated skulls they found .
( It`s a theory )
pcrvg0808 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for George Carlin
This guy may be right about a few things but overall he is a complete tosser.
theshow2k8 3 months ago
George Carlin is amazing.
MrYuppie 3 months ago
Culture, religion, politics, and nationality are temporary. The only thing permanent is change. This what George has been so good at explaining.
mnebiyu 3 months ago 37
ملحد حقير
ATTO2020 3 months ago
To ignore, however, the utopian vision that underscores our cultural values and beliefs is to misunderstand the underpinnings of our history, past and current, despite all of our warts--and there are many. There is meaning there.
dmolio 3 months ago
If just more people around the world realized they are indoctrinated brainwashed people.................
guayacan07 3 months ago
"Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers." A harsh reality to swallow but to the one guy who clapped during that statement, that really wasn't the right time for an ovation. Save it for something funny.
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In the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate 1
Praise belongs to God, the Lord of all Being, 2
the All-merciful, the All-compassionate, 3
the Master of the Day of Doom. 4
Thee only we serve; to Thee alone we pray for succour. 5
Guide us in the straight path, 6
the path of those whom Thou hast blessed, not of those against whom Thou art wrathful, nor of those who are astray. 7
akeello5 3 months ago
Fantastic title for a George Carlin excerpt.
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f-off to everyone who write comments showing their"intelligence".....just say he was funny as hell
steverino1971 4 months ago
f-off to everyone who write comments showing their"intelligence".....just say he was funny as hell
steverino1971 4 months ago
shit is too funny
Ouellette1978 4 months ago
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"Somebody's waisting their fucking time. Could it be... EVERYONE??" RIP George.
elixis28 4 months ago
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elixis28 4 months ago
Carlin is RIGHT. The problem is that the United CHRISTIAN States of America has been infected with the GOD VIRUS. The country is run, not by the President, nor Congress, but brain dead Bible Thumping FundaMENTAL Christians who have infiltrated the Administration, especially from the Liberty University that was founded by the Liar for Jesus and Crook Gerry Falwell to spread the GOD VIRUS.
YMNTWTANKH 4 months ago 50
@YMNTWTANKH
FUCK YEAH!!! SOMEONE ELSE FINALLY THINKS SO TOO!!!
PlatoBear7 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for George Carlin
@YMNTWTANKH
Religion plays little to no part in politics anymore because the politicans are against religion.
theshow2k8 3 months ago
@YMNTWTANKH coporations owns America, religion is more of a tool that is great for keeping people in line and obiedient
SharbtursGameCorner 2 months ago
@YMNTWTANKH coporations owns America, religion is used to teach people to be content with what little they have, so that the rich can have their wealth and not worying about the poor rising up against them
SharbtursGameCorner 2 months ago
@YMNTWTANKH I'm not a Christian. I'm Hindu (actually it doesn't matter cos i'm just human the way i see it). But Jesus wasn't a bad person.
All he wanted to do was spread COMMON SENSE and WISDOM!! IT is WE who got all the shit backwards and started praying him instead and going around telling people to "accept Jeus into your heart", whatever the fuck that means.
From all the things that I have seen, it presumably means "dont accept Jesus in your HEAD cos ur too dumb to understand what he said"
tarun1982 2 months ago
@tarun1982 It is the first step to wisdom if you accept the things that Jezus stands for; love,respect, wisdom. It starts in the head and then the heart or Love follows. The warm feeling inside when you do something good for another person ;) think about it.
MrPuros 2 months ago
@MrPuros No. I disagree. Most people who try to spread Christianity, only believe in fairy tales and have no clue what Jesus actually stood for. You cant "accept something in your heart" if you have absolutely NO IDEA what it means!
tarun1982 2 months ago
@tarun1982 so where does Jezus stand for then?
MrPuros 2 months ago
@MrPuros love, wisdom, compassion, common sense, peace? .. unity?.. helping one another?... You'er the Christian. Isn't it amazing that your asking me?... and you probably wont accept my answer.. So that pretty much sums it up. You people can stick to the whole "Jesus gave birth to this world" fantasy... but i know that he wasn't here to tell us that kinda bullshit.. he was here to tell people to stop believing in all the religious nonsense of that time.
and "do not believe in fools prophets"
tarun1982 2 months ago
@tarun1982 but .. lol its soo laughable that now people are teaching that same nonsense all over again.. but now they are doing it in Jesus' name. He must be so pissed off.
"The kingdom of heaven is within". "Keep your religion to yourself" "Dont pray in public"
Aren't those some of his teachings?.. Is it still hard to believe that Jesus was a rational person?.. so when he said "accept me into your heart", to me its pretty obvious it was an appeal to believe his words.
tarun1982 2 months ago
@tarun1982 That's what I said first comment on wich you disagree! Jesus gave birth to this world??, hahahaha who says that, that's not true at all! Some "christians" don't know shit at all and they just follow a priest who says great things and promise them Heaven or Hell. A true Christian knows that Jesus stand for love,wisdom,compassion,peace but they don't look at the rest of the History and other people who said/were the same thing.
MrPuros 2 months ago
@YMNTWTANKH this country was built on puritanical roots so yea
MrForgottensniper 2 months ago
@YMNTWTANKH
Implying that Christians weren't involved in the government of this country at a given time?
Implying that Christians above all other religious groups seek to destroy America and the American way of life?
Implying that every Christian demands to see every American converted to Christianity or face some consequence?
ddewbs11 3 weeks ago
@YMNTWTANKH
friend, i am a muslim...and i believe in god,the problem is freemasonry AND the "ILLUMINATED" system of satanism,if everyone whas a GOOD,honoust believing leader...everyone would live in peace...the people on the top give satan a blowjob to get more power...they aren't even christian...Michael jackson wanted to become a muslim and they fucking killed him.this is the only thing what proves that they are anti islam...ISLAM is the ONLY relegion what is perfect...the rest is BULL SHIT.
ikkezijngek 18 hours ago
@DarkRetroFan64 Another internet badass....you kids make me laugh
kennylu195 4 months ago
George, you were a legend, and the world is far worse off without you.
ffsurrdd 4 months ago
64 people are brainwashed americans
AxeBeheadings 4 months ago
what a great man..respect...americans need to fuckin wake up and be like this man...
heavymetal00 4 months ago
America is already blessed!
jacasforever 4 months ago
@jacasforever . With hate, pain, racism, corruption, murder, violence and crime...
partysoco 4 months ago
@MrScar1988 Im sure you have blown plenty out of your ass! Im proud to be from the country...if your not well thats your problem
kennylu195 4 months ago
Cause God doesn't like politics ..so it can not bless American or any politics country
locosix1 4 months ago
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God bless America? Why? Because nobody else will?
Darkez982 5 months ago
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Fuck this old prick
kennylu195 5 months ago
@kennylu195 Why? Because he's right?! Did you come to the realization that you've been spouting nonsense your whole life and you're pissed at yourself? Blow it out your ass.
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@kennylu195 Fuck this old prick
That's Old FUCK to you!
tommiegreen 4 months ago
@kennylu195 Shut the fuck up.
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I just produced & released a comic book illustrating the life story of George Carlin, in my opinion the greatest comedian, philosopher and truther of all time! To locate me if you want one, message me or Google "DigitalCAPS COMICS George Carlin" and just find the store on my website. George meant so much to me that he was the first issue... and it was an honor to produce his life story in this way!
DigitalCAPS 5 months ago
It made it so Clear
N some mind that's not awake still bring up that. " subject " to argue n code
Pity r those being born ....
Got made use
Now they blame over populate
candymagic68 5 months ago
Spot on, George. Every time I hear someone say this, I say, "and God bless all other countries, too. Right?" You can imagine the twisted looks I get.
But I think that's how God rolls.
tonewheel 5 months ago
Hero.
justmeyep14 5 months ago
very healthy, positive self criticism.
We must question, and search for the answers, and be hopeful God kind enough to find it in our life time.
saeed khan
231947able 5 months ago
Back to George, he was a brilliant comic who had the ability to state the obvious that few of us could see and in a way that was very funny. He had more truth in his little finger than all the religous nutters and god botherers put together. His loss to the land of the living is sad indeed.
kanakaken 5 months ago
i dont take off my hat, i'm jewish ;p
ZombieKoolAidman 5 months ago
@hornerc1 I think the message is that countries with a standard of living, like the US has, including Canada (Europe is not a country, but various countries IN Europe), and Australia, are blessed compared to countries like Iran, Afghanistan, Somalia, and pretty much every 3rd world country where every day a roadside bomb explodes, or 75% of the population is starving, at best.
If you live in a developed nation...consider yourself blessed.
LivesForJihad 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad No I consider myself intelligent
RayKanen69 5 months ago in playlist GEORGE CARLIN
@RayKanen69 Consider yourself of intelligent design? Good for you!
LivesForJihad 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad Intelligent Design does not exist. Intelligent Design was a fantasy thought up by ancient people thousands of years ago because they didn't know any better, now we have undeniable evidence that there is no God, Mohammad, Satan, Chuthlu or whatever people believe is watching and judging us.
RayKanen69 5 months ago
@RayKanen69 Sorry to burst your bubble...but there is no "undeniable" evidence. Even the kingmakers in the scientific community (Dawkins, Hawking, etc) all agree that there is no definitive evidence, and never will be definitive evidence disproving intelligent design.
You are wrong about that...and the fact that you can just blatantly mislead people like that makes me question your credibility.
LivesForJihad 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad I can't believe that you just accused me of misleading people when religion has been doing it WAY before I was born, I'll use the bible for reference but this can be applied to anything. The bible said the world was flat, it was wrong, the bible said the world is 4000 years old, Fossil records and carbon dating proved it wrong again, Bible said Sun revolves around the Earth... you see were I'm going here, and the Bible is supposed to be the word of God? I rest my case...
RayKanen69 5 months ago
@RayKanen69 Do you know anything about the Bible? CLEARLY you are misinterpreting it.
1. The bible does not teach the Earth is flat, but does use the statement "four corners of the Earth", a phrase that is still used today, which implies from "all over". You are misleading people.
2. The bible does not preach the Sol rotating around the Earth. Instead, it is stated that the Earth is the Center of God's attention, but says nothing of rotation. You are misleading people.
you are...WRONG!!!!!!!!
LivesForJihad 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad You are not just an idiot but you're a smart idiot, meaning you choose to be one. You KNOW what evidence is there, but you omit it for convenience. The devil tempted Jesus by taking him to "an exceeding high mountain" and showed him all the kingdoms of the world,tempting him. How else would you see all the kingdoms of the world if it WASN'T flat?
kanakaken 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad Ever since this bible bullshit was put to paper, priests and scribes have told everyone that the world is flat and all the heavenly bodies turn around the earth and this is because god made it so. The true knowledge of things only came to light when all were able to read for themselves so religious leaders are to blame for any false information and it was in their best interest to keep the masses ignorant. You cannot prove the existance of something if there is no proof for it.
kanakaken 5 months ago
@kanakaken Let's talk about The Temptation of Jesus on the Mt. The mountain in question is the 366 meter Mt. Quarantania.
Now...in the parable of temptation, it does not say anything about flat earth, only "to see all the kingdoms of the world in all their glory". When you climb mountains...things get very small...and lose their "glory" and detail, which suggest a psychological ploy by Satan, possibly a visually induced hallucination induced by Satan.
Where do you get "Flat Earth" from?
LivesForJihad 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad You really are an idiot, through choice or otherwise,,, to see all the kingdoms of the world, no matter how high the mountain, THE WORLD WOULD HAVE TO BE FLAT. Unfortunately I'm quite sure you will have trouble understanding that concept, as it require a modicum of logic, a rare commodity amongst religious nutters, not unlike you. Another bible myth is the flood, there is NO evidence of a world wide flood occuring, , single floods in many places but NOT worldwide.
kanakaken 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad You people really do make it up as you go along. Here we have god in all his glory in the guise of Jesus walking the earth and you are telling us that satan caused god/Jesus to hallucinate, seeing something that wasn't there? Also fool, when you climb a mountain, NOTHING gets small, just further away. You DO realize dont you, that when you hold your hand out at arms length, standing on a high peak and compareing your thumb to the size of a distant object, the object is bigger?
kanakaken 5 months ago
@kanakaken The funny thing is, all you have done is get mad, insult people and their values, and essentially claim that the bible says things that it does not.
I have already won this argument for these reasons.
But, to be fair, I will say this. The bible never explicitly says that the Earth is flat. Period. You lose. Although the context and narrative of the bible may be open to interpretation, it never clearly states the Earth is flat.
Your point is invalid.
You Lose.
I win.
U MAD?
LivesForJihad 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad Obviously, unbeknown to you, this is NOT a competition. I did NOT say the bible says the earth is flat, you said it. What I said was, a quote from the bible which you chose to ignore. That quote, through LOGIC, something to which I say again, you lack, says that the earth IS flat because it is impossible to see "all the kingdoms of the world" from the peak of a mountain no matter how high it may be. The ONLY way you would see "all the kingdoms of the world" is if it was flat.
kanakaken 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad I have another query for you. If you are an Islamist, why are you defending what is written in the bible? Are you defending the bible or merely using it as a reference? Why WOULD you use the bible as a reference instead of the Koran? You see I posed a number of questions before and you totally ignored them, either through ignorance or choice, I know not which, so I will not be suprised if you ignore these, being a religous nutter it's a part of your nature.
kanakaken 5 months ago
@kanakaken If I missed any of your questions, chances are it is Youtube's fault. They only really show one reply per video in my inbox, so I may have missed some of your questions.
As for my name...I am not Muslim. My name is a joke. I am, in fact, Christian.
LivesForJihad 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad I didn't realize that you look only at & reply only from your inbox. Whenever someone does a 'reply' to my post as you have just done, I receive an email with the reply & a link back to the video on which I post my comment initially. I go to that link in order to read in context, the reply just sent. That way if I misconstrued, I would pick it up. So go there & read from the bottom up. As to your name, if it is a joke, then it's way beyond my intellect,, you're too clever for me.
kanakaken 5 months ago
@RayKanen69 Well the guy is actually right no scientist has ever said that there is undeniable evidence that god doesn't exist though many have stated that there is no evidence that points that he does. As for the bible it is not a bad book if you read it there are quite many thing that one could learn from it (i have not read the whole thing just parts and i mean thing about ethics and the way you live and no i am not religious) and is a very interesting story book.The church misleads people...
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gixxr6FLY 5 months ago
@LivesForJihad You obviously don't know what Dawkins has said on the matter of "evidence". Stupid shit.
gixxr6FLY 5 months ago
@hornerc1 why you feel the need to offence people? relax, it's just a topic.
And go try to live in russian province. You'll get it.
AKanyon 5 months ago
If you're a young atheist and you're thinking of "coming out", here's a good video:
Young atheist be proud
by OneProudAtheist
ndrthrdr1 5 months ago
I am the biggest fan of George Carlin. This is genius, and I noticed that Carlin is talking about God as an actual being.
JhonnyDaemon 6 months ago 3
God really blessed America. You should live in ugly ass country like russia or armenia, to realize how blessed America is. All the great people leave their small ugly ass countries and liveing in america happilly ever after. List of yngwiemalmsteens, nabokovs and so on is too huge to post it here! old JC rules, btw.
WyattCrow 6 months ago
@WyattCrow America sucks! The food was horrible when I went on vacation. So much fast food. I hated it. The only good thing about America is that the radio stations don't play the same fucking songs over and over again.
stefanoGFsiciliano 5 months ago
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Jesus woulda said "whats america?"
DRisLegend200919 6 months ago
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DRisLegend200919 6 months ago
Jesus woulda said "whats america?"
Dafluffy1 6 months ago 3
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DRisLegend200919 6 months ago
What a loser.
je25ff 6 months ago
@je25ff Your head is empty.
fukinblowme 6 months ago 3
@fukinblowme haha, i wish i could like your comment at least one thousand times
Slashgirl123 6 months ago
As far as swearing on the bible i have no idea why, who or what that's all about...........however the hand guesture thing comes from medival Britain. In those days if someone stole, mudered or even lied they would iron brand the persons right palm with a letter representing what they were guilty for (L for liar). So if they ended up on trial again when raising their hand it was obvious to the judge if they were trustworthy or not.
RIP Carlin, awesome guy.
ryanwallace84 6 months ago 3
@ryanwallace84 so, like most of our modern day rituals, its completely irrelevant and continued unthinkingly by braindead people.
LordShandor 6 months ago 3
"What would Jesus do? They don't want to know so they can do it, they want to know so they can tell other people to do it"
LimeAndCherryTree 6 months ago in playlist GEORGE CARLIN 3
He's right to a great extent, some parts I think he went a little off to an extreme for the sake of getting a better joke in. Brilliant man, however, rest in peace.
CruxisFire 6 months ago
Ahhh I just love hearing people spew hate. Rot In Piece.
AllShallPerish50 6 months ago
@AllShallPerish50 If you're not a troll I feel sorry for you :D. He is making people laugh...SOOOOO its for a good cause!
Sayoh 6 months ago
@AllShallPerish50 making people think is the opposite of spewing hate.
LordShandor 6 months ago
Rationality.....
Can't help being a sucker for it.
sonykroket 7 months ago 2
In the beginning man created "god" in his own imagination.
octoron85 7 months ago
sheer brilliance... a true mastermind...
ElectronicoReload 7 months ago
@ElectronicoReload I agree 100%!!! This man was funny, but more than that, he was an intellectual.
REASONINFUSION 6 months ago
That would be cool...everyone..."pants on the ground" ...LMAO
Shellyz2u 7 months ago
Maybe it's because we are the greatest force for freedom in the world.
Look at the countries we have influenced towards freedom and those we have not.
BriansVideoHobby 7 months ago
@BriansVideoHobby Please......please stop!! Should we start with the History of America, you know, where the europeans come over and slaughter all the original American Indians that were living here for thousands of years....this may be a bit heavy for you, but isnt God the one who said thou shalt not kill? hmmmm.....kind of doesnt add up, does it..put your flag in the closet.........
migo53333 7 months ago 3
@migo53333 America has done some bad things, no doubt. Of course they are barely footnotes in history compared to what European and Asian countries have done. We have far outweighed our mistakes with the good we do every day. Almost every free nation in the world owes it's freedom to America in some manner. Our government gives more than the next three nations COMBINED. On top of that our people donate more to charities than all governments in the world COMBINED. My flag is proudly flying.
BriansVideoHobby 7 months ago
@BriansVideoHobby America is still doing bad things.......and they are for corporate interest....your statement is way too cut and dry.....answer me this, if we are in afghanistan to promote freedom to the people why do we have sattelites analyzing (as we speak) the varios natural resources that are under the afghanistan terrain???? hmmmm now why would we have any interest in that???? it doesnt even belong to us.......makes me wonder....
migo53333 7 months ago 18
@BriansVideoHobby America fights wars and gives foreign aid to further its own economic and politcal interests. These things are never done because the American Government actually cares. America's Government doesn't even care about its own people. New Orleans, the housing crisis, unemployment, unaffordable health care, outsourcing labor, illegal immigration, filthy run down cities, poor education and little to no action on the part of its great Patriots in office. Burn your flag.
fukinblowme 6 months ago 6
@BriansVideoHobby "Maybe it's because we are the greatest force for freedom in the world."
I've seen what happens to the countries America brings "freedom" too. Do the world a favor - kept it to yourselves.
TheHigherVoltage 6 months ago in playlist GEORGE CARLIN 38
@TheHigherVoltage stupid americans
lemonboy94 4 months ago
@TheHigherVoltage Grow up
heather78usn 4 months ago
@heather78usn "Grow up"
The brand of 'freedom' America practices and exports is pretty close to the opposite of what the word actually means. Grown ups don't play make believe.
TheHigherVoltage 4 months ago
Love this man
heather78usn 4 months ago
@TheHigherVoltage American here who agrees with you 100%.
toekneeeyeoweme 3 months ago
62 people probably think Jesus was an American white man.
wildsmiley 7 months ago
Cheeseus Christ. :)
Antikoagulant 7 months ago
So ...... , 61 voted bad . I would like to hear their arguments why . I bet they are dumb redneck religious fruit cakes .
resistance0311 8 months ago 3
@resistance0311 When the hell did a "redneck religious fruit cake" become a stereotype?!
00marcus1 7 months ago
@00marcus1
I travel across the country and I notice that the most radical - religious people live in south and mostly they are rednecks . And if you talk to those people , they are usually very ignorant .
resistance0311 7 months ago
@resistance0311 I have an issue more with the term 'fruit cake' than redneck. How many of these 'religious rednecks' you have met happen to be gay, may I ask? Call me ignorant then, but if you're going to stereotype, then shouldn't you at least stereotype a view that is held by, you know, someone? This is all assuming, of course, that you're not using 'fruit cake' as a go-to generic insult for anything you don't agree with, because THAT would be ignorant.
00marcus1 7 months ago
Religon is a cute idea, but it has absolutly no
Math and no fact to suport its exgaturated claims. Science is a complicated idea but it can be prooven with math and facts. So basically since you only live once, either live a life full of delusion or live a life full of hard arithmatics. I say fuck both just do what carlin did and make fun of everyone an enjoy the show folks :)
Freestylinvee 8 months ago 2
Hell yeah religion is bullshit.
Then again so is atheism. :)
So you're just choosing between two piles of bullshit.
Pick one which fits you best.
RioEllington 8 months ago in playlist GEORGE CARLIN 2
@Epicentr it's funny though because religion didn't stop people from being enslaved, discriminated against, or killed at all. you are just a fucking idiot
randomstuff911 8 months ago
The hat thing comes from the medieval time when taking off your helmet meant that you came in peace. In those ages a mistake like keeping your hat on could start wars.
vikingfabian 8 months ago
love it more
medvedev75 8 months ago
God made up.......He's doesn't give a fuck
medvedev75 8 months ago
love it
medvedev75 8 months ago
religion was created to keep the poor from murdering the rich
smellyfooty 8 months ago
if you use your brain, you won't think of the non-existent god
DynamicDissenter 8 months ago
Love it! Carlin always speaks the truth!
atheist382 8 months ago
the funny thing is god does not exist
TrulyTriumphant 8 months ago
god bless the world :-)
1995a1995z 9 months ago
hey funny thing is i say god bless all the time but i don't believe in god know why i say it ? cause its a fucking word lol
CalmDraven 9 months ago
how can something be both chinese and braille?!
sworly 9 months ago
@sworly Um, chinese people can be blind too. There is such a thing as Chinese braille. Stuff like braille and sign language are not limited to the English language.
jaxshell430 9 months ago
Although he was a great comedian, i must point out that Transilvania is a country as much as California, Texas,or any other state part of the US.
radu0 9 months ago
@radu0 The Suez Canal and the North Pole aren't countries either. What's your point? You've missed Carlin's, anyway.
Freakears 9 months ago
@Freakears No i didn't
radu0 9 months ago
"...Suppose they hand you an upside-down backward chinese braille bible with half the pages missing..."
LOL
invalidbuffalo 9 months ago
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God has a Good Plan for this Nation
Dont be Foolish
God Cares
How can a Father Not Care about His Own Sons
MaximumGKB8 9 months ago
@MaximumGKB8 Right.. Why else send his only son to die.. I mean it seems really crazy that GOD, the all powerful, all knowing, being that can do anything, has to make a son, through a virgin, and have him perform a parlor trick so he can forgive everyone of all the bad things they do. Why not just go, you know what.. Im god.. Im above all this petty stuff, your all forgiven. But what ever.
Pyriis 9 months ago 2
@MaximumGKB8 What drugs are you taking?
TrulyTriumphant 8 months ago
A mind before its time, fuck it. Most people a too fucking dumb to understand his edge, the ones that do make my life worth living... as if there's a choice.
PainAddict666 9 months ago 35
im a christian and god is not on americas side, a nation that is responsible for more innocent deaths in the last 100 years than any other empre in history is not exersising jesus's teaching,
mik0logy 9 months ago
@mik0logy "more innocent deaths in the last 100 years than any other empire in history" hahahah have you ever heard of HItler? Hirohito? Genghis Kahn? Napoleon?
seanmassie16 9 months ago
@seanmassie16 >mfw Hitler lived in the last 100 years, and his empire lasted a short decade, and so yes there were "more innocent deaths in the last 100 years than any other empire in history" at the hands of the US, save for maybe last-century china. I'm not sure you have an idea of how few people were alive when Genghis Khan lived. Napoleon had a bare fraction of the US military and none of the weaponry.
Iced1992 9 months ago
@Iced1992 newfag
maxergud 8 months ago
@mik0logy yeah i agreed
DRisLegend200919 7 months ago
Love ya George. See ya in hell.
x43Polamalu43x 9 months ago
Made some great points.
acemisterxxx 9 months ago
56 brainwashed idiots believe that god, or a god is or was on their side! Lmfao! Keep it up you misfits, we need figures of comical value like you around!
deeppurple28 10 months ago
life is all make believe.
Catcherintherye11111 10 months ago
whoever dislike this video are fucken retards he is soo right and it just shows how stupid the people in our country and the world are
luke5fd 10 months ago
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SpamThisPage 10 months ago
where is this god?
ExcellingInfidel 10 months ago
@ExcellingInfidel No where.
razorath92 9 months ago
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God chose America for His plan, This is the country in Revelation that appeared as a lamb and spoke as a dragon , that started with Godly principles but becomes a persecuting power, about making the image to the beast which represents the papacy. God meant us to be a sanctuary for religious liberty for a time.
TheCuppycakedelight5 10 months ago
@TheCuppycakedelight5 Retarded hillbilly who happened to get a computer or as you probably say it "Puyrt ga-ha-ah-ha". God doesn't exist.
razorath92 9 months ago
@razorath92 god does exist, in time we'll see. he loves you.
TheCuppycakedelight5 9 months ago
@TheCuppycakedelight5 He loves you and he needs MONEY!!!
DebbieinNH 9 months ago
@DebbieinNH He doesn't need our money, tithes and offerings show that we trust Him and that we're returning what's already His. It shows our Gratitude
TheCuppycakedelight5 9 months ago
Dang this guy is speaking reality...wish I came across him earlier. But thank god for Youtube...or should that be Google lol.
luvinwhitewomen 10 months ago 3
Sikhs don't wear a TALL WHITE turban, they're nice and compact and usually come in assorted colors. (I sound like I'm selling turbans lol)
UptownRecordz 10 months ago 2
18 delicious flavors of clasic rice-roni! haha
elmucaro177 11 months ago
51 people are too stupid to listen to reason.
Thank you, Mr. Carlin, for laying out some actual logic and showing how "God bless America" is really meaningless!
BuayaGuy 11 months ago 76
@BuayaGuy now it's 63 stupid people
amelia1992101 7 months ago
Hahhaha yes
zerosk8erfreak15 1 year ago
@spearonez
Where did I say I am anti- military ? I am anti patriotism in general. I support American war on Afghanistan because that was justice. Be rational, not a sheep.
rishi851 1 year ago
Fuck america, douchebag losers...
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