Paulie Walnuts vs. Christopher Moltisanti - The Sopranos

[pretorious700]

That wasn't poison ivy Paulie.

[pineapplepootytang]

haha they left out a CLASSIC line "he was was interior decorator" "his house looked like shit"

[yellowlght]

Wow the mob is human after all

[andasin]

0:44 gammme treeeee

[Supervisor69]

HE TOLD YOU THAT.. FUCKIN BABY...

OMFG BAHAHAHAHAH

>:D

[Atzil]

LMAO at 7:20, Christopher is so right about that.

[MultiMar16]

@urindunk I know right

[Ninety9Soulz]

The episode in the woods was easily the best of the entire series

[Crust218]

3:29 And yet when Chris was made, Paulie said that if he ever had a problem, in or out of the family, Chris could take it to Tony. When Chris has a problem with Paulie, Chris gets shit on when he takes it to Tony. I love the blatant ignorance running rampant with these mobsters.

[MultiMar16]

"he killed 16 czechoslovakians"

"guy was an interior decorator!"

[Urindunk]

@MultiMar16

Pretty weird he was an interior decorator, his place looked like shit.

[HerrNordmann]

TONY: "He killed 16 Chechnyan rebels single-handedly"

PAULIE: Get the fuck outta here

[zayedviper]

9:38  best face!

hahahahahhahaha

[passmethepepper]

Class show..Ive watched it twice..thats alot of hours..Wish they done more :( 

[someguyhunter]

paulie fucks with chris ALLLLL the time. lol treats him like shit.

[Ivan01182]

Name of music at the end? :)

[eric5906]

That whole episode in the woods was the best episode and the weirdest. What the hell happened to Paulie's car anyway?

[deleoa471]

i like when they both together they should of been hit man for tony lmao they fucking funny

[word2yourmogwai]

They could have made a Paulie/Christopher sitcom. It would've been hilarious.

[ViceCityVacation]

@word2yourmogwai Fuckin A

[StevieHyperD2]

Paulie makes me laugh with that "OHHHHHHH!" he always does.

[Special1Mourinho]

I fuckin love Paulie and I fuckin love Tony Sirico more.

The real 'Tony' truly had serious shit as a Paulie character.

Love his lines, acting, reactions, and every shit of this old man.

Maybe cause he was a real mob back in the 70s.

[MrBudgieman1]

jksonny,paulie was voted the best sopranos character ever. He was brilliant.

[smallpotatoes989]

so if yoi are a commando you get mafias money. great

[BayAreaOrBust]

Paulie's face at 9:38 is priceless!

[allprodnj]

Christopher: "16 Czechoslovakians! That's like Die Hard shit. Could be him out there stalking us..."

Paulie: "With what? His Cock?"

[JonaBay]

"His house look like shit"

[MrShasakynoch]

@jksonny No way man, paulie made the Sopranos.

[predatorz1000000]

Whats the ending song ?

[letebaguere]

@predatorz1000000 paparazzi by exhibit

[jksonny]

I couldn't stand Paulie. When he and Christopher were having their conflicts, I was hoping Christopher would get the opportunity to take him out.

[MAnnaconduit1]

who else finds it funny that while Chrissy and pauliie are freezing to death in a van in the middle of pine barrens at minus below weather, tony is sitting at home in his bathrobe probably in front of a fire or at least warm? I love that, We're freaking starving out here

[Rat454]

_|_ good luck getting it! Lol

[DEXTER7718]

Pine Barrens one of my fav episodes.

[FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509]

Probally wiped ur ass barehanded before u came into this country!!

[Urindunk]

lol they're so fucking stupid.

[rd2fst]

dis made shit aint workin out like i thought it would...bhahahahahaha

[ThirdStreetSaint777]

You know your hungry when you eat ketchup. XD

[BayAreaOrBust]

Tey go great together!

[mscmatt]

I had always liked the sopranos, but after I saw Pine Barrens, I was hooked. I started buying the DVDs until I had them all. This was the best television show in the history of TV.

[Avoidnow]

Brilliant

[spongsteven]

0:16 Literally pissed my pants laughing at that

[Wallgrave45]

Pauly- He was in interior decorator.

Chris- Really?! His apartment looked like shit.

[agim826]

4:53 - Get the FAUCK out of here

[bigturk5000]

theres some ketchups and shit haaaahaa

[mrcanadiens97]

whats the song playing when they got found in pine barrons

[jonnyritz]

@mrcanadiens97 its Xzibit, paparazzi! used at the end of season 1 episode six "pax soprana" BOOM

[LuAmy22]

pine barrons is the best fukin episode hahahaha

[headcrusher13]

hehehe...



[Smokeherbs718215]

the thing is all the great actors are getting older and older and is just sad if you really think about it.

[booster330]

You ever had our sausages.

[Shelver92]

10 people are interior decorators

[PigfootAbernathy]

It's funny how these guys are so accustomed to eating steaks, lobsters, and some of the fanciest foods money can buy and they're inhaling condiments and Tic-Tacs like they're at a 5 star restaurant. LOL

[madbandicooot]

0:32 + happens on Xmen: First class :D

[WillyEscobar33]

that song at the end of this vid that they played when the family got made by the FBI in season 1 is legit

[WillyEscobar33]

"Not bad...Mix it with the relish!" fuckin paulie lmao

[MrKJELLID]

"That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit". One of my favorite lines from Chris

[prettytony882]

The best tv series on television history period

[evilperson86u]

I like 3:05...

[kosmosleha]

give me your shoes. I can go get help. hahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahaha­ha

[brokenseatbelt]

16 Czechoslovakians! That's like Die-Hard shit! lmao

[crazzydeano]

"He could be out there stalking us" chrissy "with what his cock" pauile HAHAHAHAH fucking classic

[SebbyG0]

Kay well I couldn't find that video where Paulie apologized to Chris. So I posted it up.

Go to my channel for it or search "Paulie's Apology to Christopher."

It's a very touchy scene guys, makes you think of you and that kind of close friend who you may have problems with or at least did had.

[SebbyG0]

He forgot to add the part where Chris and Pauly were on the phone apologizing to each other.

[SuperBobSacamano]

Both Chris and Paulie were liabilities for Tony. Tony felt the connection of his dad through Paulie so he let him live even though he wanted him to die. Chris wasn't so luck.

[tryandlisten]

@SuperBobSacamano respectfully disagree. If Tony could've proved for sure that Paulie was going behind his back telling Johnny Sac about their side-money making businesses like HUD and the Ginny-Sac-joke, he would've killed him for sure. Chris was killed/finished off because he was full of drugs when the car crashed, in addition to all of the grief he caused Tony, the final straw being the betrayal Tony felt when he was fucking the Jew real estate agent behind his back and lying about it

[d100763]

I think in Fortunate Son

[playadominical]

I cried so much for this video. One of the greatest moments of my life. Thank you for this beautiful gift.

[sonofdeacon]

Haha! 'Mix it with the relish!'

[JetSetLeviticus]

"PAPPARAZZI!"

[cheeseymenolikey]

"THAT WAS REAL?! I saw that movie- I thought it was bullshit." - hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Imlegallyretarded]

This goes to every1 complaining about how the show is "unrealistic" it's just made for entertainment and enjoyment. Get a life all u ppl who want it to be like the REAL Italian Mob. If HBO made a show like the REAL one it would probably be sorta boring.

[joojoojuice]

Russians don't die.

[OCASSROCK]

papaarazzi

[crissy214]

So, what does it take to distract a gangster? A gay singing fish!!!!!!!. Real Smart Breed.

[evilperson86u]

When does Chris become a made guy? What Episode?

[alle1001]

@evilperson86u Season 3 episode 3

[RHServant]

@evilperson86u Season 3-Fortunate Son

[nmbodnar]

@evilperson86u

Season 3 Episode 3

[headcrusher13]

@evilperson86u season 3 for sure i don't remember the episode but one of the first ones for sure!!

[agim826]

@evilperson86u i think at tony's moms funeral

[agim826]

@evilperson86u or wake

[CuddleScout]

@evilperson86u How does your comment get thumbs up?

[evilperson86u]

@CuddleScout I don't know...

[BenAbu111]

@evilperson86u

i dont know the name

but season 3 episode 3

[1jsinclair]

@evilperson86u Season 3, I think it was the third or fourth episode.

[duracell777]

@evilperson86u "Fortunate Son" season 3 episode 3

[MrSLRfan]

@evilperson86u season three Fortunate Son

[freethis222]

9:36 The pictorial definition of "disgruntled"

[dcarmie77]

you probably wiped your ass bear handed before you came to this country heh heh heh

[edinscot56789]

Bad things happen when Paulie goes in the woods lol!

[dessiesdoneit]

your not gawnny believe this, guy killed 16 checkaslovakians, he was an interior decorator

[dessiesdoneit]

paulie was gutted when christopher died because he busted his balls for years lol

[tmacfan824]

I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE YOU ONE TWO COCKSUCKER!!!

LMAO!!!

[netefrog]

@tmacfan824

"one shoe cocksucker"

[dicanhotorres9]

The sopranos could come back but it wouldn't be the same without chrissy and bobby bacala,and paulie should have been killed not chris

[dicanhotorres9]

The sopranos could come back but it wouldn't be the same without chrissy and bobby bacala

[RafaelM94]

whats the song at the end?

[Sesquipedaliantique]

The sped-up parts were amazing.

[mscottification]

"Your not gunna believe this, he killed 16 czechoslovakians guy was an interior decotrator!" Paulie and chrissy work so well together fucking love it.

[SumNJFella]

2:19 lollllll & PIne Barrens is the best episode of all the seasons, University is good too

[jcthomas521]

best show ever of all time , it can never be beat

[ItsFrankieBoy]

The Pine Barrens episode was the best episode of all the seasons.

[zoso7889]

"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians...He was interior decorator!"

[unclebud99]

@zoso7889 "Man...his place looked like shit."

[JayDeMerit]

@zoso7889 "what the fuck, his place looked like shit!"

[66Ryansworld]

@zoso7889 His house looked like shit.

[texasB666]

@zoso7889 His house looked like shit...

[RequiumFrost]

@zoso7889 lol omg so amazing

[jimpurdie]

@zoso7889 paulies thick i wonder what happened 2 the russsian.

[snappycruise]

@zoso7889 'die hard shit'

[jaylias]

Pine Barrens was a great episode!

[jolorulz]

Pine Barrens is thus far my fave episode..

[Cocktails83]

Christopher: "Could be him out there, stalking us..."

Paulie: "With what, his cock??"

[GradiusMojo]

Awesome. Good work.

[mulehead126]

Paulie is funnier than shit...

[laaspen]

the way they fight, you would think they were married!

[jasonfallon123]

The look on paulies face at 9:36 CLASS!

[TruUnderGroundHipHop]

Put remote down on docking station.

that has to be the smoothest and badass way to say. put down the remote.

[alone983]

ah damnit,you didnt put in the best part,when Paulie is tieing that piece of carpet over his foot and Chris says ˝Bruno Magli over here˝...that was the funniest scene in the entire series,i fell of my chair when i heared it the first time :)

[alone983]

with what???his cock????ROFLMAO,you gotta love those two :P

[JLP228]

...Muthafucker

[ThatGuyFromPhilly]

These two were like the 21st century "Honeymooners" (Gleason and Carney lol!) Best duo on TV! So many funny f'ing interactions - "Pine Barrens" perhaps the best episode.  If they cant bring the show back (or make a movie) Get these two in show..I dont care if its a cheesy sitcom, I'd watch it.

[lordvoldemort578]

"im not the one wit the short bag"

rofl

[Komodoensis]

"You're not gonna' believe this... he killed sixteen Czechoslovakians! Guy was an interior decorator!!" - LOLZ!!!

Tony Sirico killed it every single time.

Also love the argument they get into when Chris is peeing right outside of Paulie's door, they both had me laughing so hard.

Thanks for the upload, nicely edited :)

[phemohilia]

Thanks for this, hard to beat The Sopranos!!!

[phemohilia]

@Dixbu Wow, nice shootin' pardner!! I'da probably never put that together!!!!

[MinsterRogers]

song is called: paparazzi xzibit instrumental

[OdiseyThe]

I leave you here you one shoe cock sucka!!

[pl0x3rzj00]

Who is it? The fbi, open up dickhead.

[Dogfacesoulja8582]

Paulie would beat Christopher's ass any day. If Chris wasn't Tony's nephew, Paulie would've clipped him along time ago

[BigStick3456]

"He killed six-teen czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator."

G-d, what a blockhead!

[FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509]

that was real?? I saw that movie, i thought it was bullshit! LOL

[elementengine]

WE SHOULDA STOPPED AT ROY ROGERS!

[tbo20]

Funny as hell when he speeds it up!

[quelorepario]

"Who is it?"

"The FBI... come on dickhead, open up"

[andthewinnerisJ]

Did you sniff girls panties? LOL

[goodonlinekarma]

This made Sunday nights, I would make a big salad, crack open a bottle of wine, sautee some salmon steaks, chocolate chip cookies, get it all set to go, everything was timed to 6:00PM (CA 9:00PM East Coast showing). The screen would go to the fuzzy grey kkkkkccckckckck HBO Logo, New Jersey, Woke up this morning...brilliant.

I would watch it again at at 9 to see what I missed; how did it work that we watched these messed up pyschopaths, and it was so great? Johnny Sack, Paulie, Christuffah?

[FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509]

@goodonlinekarma wow you had a big italian feast!! LOL

[howzie23yo]

whats the song called at the end???

[DaninJonesboro]

@howzie23yo

It's a song called "Paparazzi" by Xzibit, it was a diss toward Tupac on X's first Album, a classic and I'm glad I could be of help.



[MinsterRogers]

@howzie23yo paparazzi xzibit instrumental

[howzie23yo]

@MinsterRogers cheers m8

[BigOldMrKnish]

"guy was an interior decorator!"Rofl

[barcafanatic]

@BigOldMrKnish Lol. Too bad he left out Chris' response, that was funny as shit

[groffel123]

mix it wit da relish...lmao

[1mraware]

imagine if Paulie and Joe Pesci got to work together!

[dunmer2007]

@1mraware

That wouldn't work, they would cancel each other out. ;^)

[1mraware]

@dunmer2007 i think they would bring out the best in each other and keep eachother on their toes...

[dunmer2007]

@1mraware

LOL, It would still be funny as hell to watch though!

[moonhorse100]

is he spider from good fellas ??

[1mraware]

@moonhorse100 the kid who gets shot, yes.

[moonhorse100]

@1mraware ok thx i recognized that nose somewere lol

[gilsenar]

paulie is a tuff boss tellin chrissy to find an xtra 2k along with the 2k that he was lite which e was guna give em in a few days cud be why they call him paulie walnuts lol. The scripts are like AA/ i laffed when the hunters suddenly become the prey like with the russian thing where the guy they lookin for is supposd to av killed 16chechn rebels single handed an paulie mishears tony an tells chrissy the guy killed 16czechs and hes a interior decorator lol paulie says fuck it lets go home

[Kronicyumyum]

i guess you can call that a dick

[bighoz99]

awww....u left out his house looked like shit line....

[bazil83]

This is amazing, simply amazing. Bravo!

[hearts76100]

With what............HIS COCK!!!

Superb

[wow183]

What's the hip hop beat in the ending from?

[CertifiedGooner729]

I can feel it itchin' me already!

[Barbiehoe]

What is the name of the song at the end of this video?

[ods1ODS]

@Barbiehoe might be Papparazzi by xzibit

[J4103V]

Paulie eating the Tic-Tacs was fucking funny!

[dontworrybitch]

WAAAAAAT IS THE BEAT IN THE ENDING OF THE CLIP????

[Kimpa85]

Whats the name of the song at the end?

[cavalcadeoffun]

"look at this shit... T. V. Stereo, Dİ Vİ Dİ..." lol he's like pronouncing those words for the first time...

[CrociatoAzzurro]

they always had a tense relationship

[migkillertwo]

Wow. I watch these mobsters and their fuck-ups and I think to myself "Woah, I could probably make it as a mobster"

[zWatzCrackinz]

Give me yah shoes...I cah go get help.

Fuck youu, you're not leaving me here.

You don't trust me?

Its stupid!, it's pitch dark out there.

Den whats cha fuckin' plan eat ketchup packs!?

We shoulda stop at Roy Rodgers..

An I shoulda fucked the elevens but i didn't - lmaaaaaoooooooo!

[pinfolder]

@zWatzCrackinz what does the elevens mean ?

[zWatzCrackinz]

@pinfolder Put chur two middle fingers next to echother...;)

[doctorwainscott]

@pinfolder

It's "I shoulda fucked Dale Evans." That was Roy Rogers wife.

[pinfolder]

@doctorwainscott thanks now i get it

[tonysoprano197777]

Did you sniff that girls panties?

he told you that, fucking baby, lol.

Brilliant.

[whatsgoingon07]

there was a movie called "The Cuban Missile Crisis"?

[bfoaliali]

@whatsgoingon07 I think he was referring to the movie Thirteen Days. Who Knows, it was funny as hell thats all that matters.