Charlie Brooker on TV Musicals

[SingingSareBear]

I think you are dead on with the judgement of the stick up slag bags that alway get what they want, it really ticks me off when people act like that.

[ozzy5million]

what a miserable weedy cunt

[norway362]

EPICFACE FROM 0:41

[MacraStraba]

Like that? You guys should listen to his rant on Glee in his 2010 recap.

[chocomog35]

'Charlie Brooker, right about everything since 3 March 1971.'

[nikkolei]

I was force to watch HSM too and it was faaaaaaaaaaar too different from reality! how happy they are is how worst to be bullied in high school

[cyborgtroy]

@nikkolei - Even if you don't get bullied, high school is a lot of work and you have to be there all day. I'd say it's more effort than college.

[W385TER96]

Best cry ever! I'm serious

[1my2username3sux4lol]

Lmao, yes its lame, but remember they arent aimed at you :P

[lskywalkeys1]

Replace "Where's Walle?" with spot the straight boy at a High School Musical Convention or wherever these freaks meet (probably my version of Hell).

[Substantive64]

That's Disney for ya! Especially since the gays took it over.

[allaboutdmagic]

@Substantive64 If us gays had taken over Disney there'd be ACTUAL gay characters in their films, not the mutated, castrated fiends in HSM.

[LordCustard]

CabboPearimo8: The message of the High School Musical movies is the exact opposite of 'stick to the status quo'.

[421ikoom]

@LordCustard no thats what they want you to think.

this and all disney films stick firmly to the same plot about not taking the easy route etc.

beauty and the beast is a classic example. hes not part of her world but then she shuns her society and joins him only for everything to be reverted back to normal i.e. him changing back. everyone lives happily ever after. but what do u expect this is a childs film.

[tinyrebellion]

@421ikoom I think disney removes the harsh reality from life in the same way porn removes it from sex. If people had sex in disney films it would be exactly like porn

[player7860]

@tinyrebellion you never seen the secret shit they put in sum dsney films???? youtube it,

[TwojaStaraIFrytki]

*sign* i miss Burton's movies done for Disney.

I tried to watch one of HSM, but after the first songs, i died.

[GoldenGal42]

The fact that Brooker had nothing cruel or evil to say about the film(s) has me worried. The end is upon us.

[RYCloud92]

I was forced to watch the first 30 minutes in my last RE lesson of High School and I swear half my brain cells died in agony

[tinyrebellion]

@RYCloud92 I watched fifty minutes of it in music as an end of term "treat" I felt personaly violated.

[RYCloud92]

@tinyrebellion You have my dearest sympathy

[MrThermomanPreacher]

@tinyrebellion That's nothing, me and my year group had to dance and sing one of the songs in the movie for our end of year assembly.

[YaoiVixen401]

Ugh.

You know, I don't have anything against musicals. In fact, I actually enjoy a few of them. But that....THAT, is pure evil.

At first HMS started out small, and I could ignore it. But then they had to have merchandise, then the CDs, and suddenly the sequels....

Its like I can't get away from the darn thing! It doesn't help that my neice is a total HMS fanatic. Every time she comes over, she just HAS to watch one of those movies....awful...

[nolifechance]

Its like homosexuals, exept the neice part.

[nwoiscom1ng]

I was forced by a girl to watch high school musical 3 , i felt like id lost a pice of my mind.

[Idodiea]

Yeah!" high school musical is really is the SHEER UNRELENTING HORROR OF IT ALL..

[artifactingreality]

THE SHEER UNRELENTING HORROR OF IT ALL

[smith3451]

I think my neurone death rate increased tenfold during just this clip

[CabboPearimo8]

Phase 1: Create a horrible musical drama aimed at preteen children, yet set in a high school (so the audience doesn't identify with the characters too much, we can only hope) which will teach them to 'stick to the status quo' and all the rest.

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit.

And it works. Damn you disney.

[griffin7564]

id rather eat a eat a bowl of live crocdiles then watch that

[shadowdragon555]

I am a veteran of the movies HSM, I have went through 2 movies forced, so far I have lost a leg and an arm, my right eye is blind and I poop myself, I don't suggest you watch any of these movies unless your going to get a blowjob from ashlynn brooke. LOL

[BUSHELLPICTURES]

I've seen all 3. My mind tank broke.

[garuness]

you poor soul :(

[CabboPearimo8]

My sister loves the series. One day I decided to take an internet IQ test. The next day I took the same one while she was watching one of the films in the next room. Day 1 I got 138. Day 2 I got 129.

It's not scientific, but still. That's very, very bad.

[PumaFau]

Make sense I lost a few brain cells watching jsut the commercial

[adcuz]

lol

[camydoger]

Disney need to start making real films, not trying to reinvent themselves with all this bubblegum pop dance/music genre aimed at preteens, and letting Pixar come up with real storylines.

[VivaZweiFan]

this musical shit is for either kids or retard educational tv programme. either way, waste of time, kill those who waste their time making this shit. what the fuyck were they thinking?

[TheDavynator0]

apparently if you watch all three HSM installments after one another you will attempt to eat yourself, to end your misery.

[Soundfrequency]

I usually agree but not this time, I HATE high school musicals, as would anyone who was forced to endure drama lessons at school in which pretentious students make up SHIT plays about doctor who going through time to fix the worlds racism (I only WISH I was funny enough to make that up)

[rrneves]

I think he hates it too. He created this persona to review the movies and it was a much more subtle and creative criticism towards it.

[JONNOG88]

So right.

[rollergod90]

creep.....

[jimidaman93]

this man is an absolute genius, everything he says is so very true

[PUMKINOFDEATH]

yep.... we just have to wait >:)

[Semprini89]

That cry goes on for an extended period of time. Love it!

[J0NNASE]

Agree with U Charlie, just wait to tell get their grades, Then they mayby realise that it is more important to study then sing a song evry half hour!

[Krynn72]

Oh god. This made me laugh so hard. The irony of your comment was so potent that I think I have cancer now.

[migthegreek]

Fucking hilarious.  What an idiot.

[FollicleMiracle]

Only surpassed by your ignorance in thinking everyone in this world speaks your fucking language.

[pocofifi]

I love him

[Sandbag209]

oh god lol

[dahoom2007]

high school musical is a GAY movie

[HeadlightMorningGlow]

Love it.

[jake7manu]

0:39 lol

i hate high school musical

i love charlie brooker

perfect combo!!!

[omgwearecrazy]

i know how youre trying to be funny, but you come off as wayyy to cynical and crotchety

[Anarchemitis]

You mean his hilarious protracted laughing?

[JonathanBloggs]

It was crying. You twat.

[profglavin]

But that is the point! He wants to come across as cynical and crotchety. Watch a few more videos.

[thegoodcocklife]

he did say "As an embittered cynic..." at the start.

[dramagurl456]

dude.....it's a tv movie

[catmanvince]

sorry but i disagree with all of you. this show is made for children - and they obviously love it as it is a huge success.

he is like 40! of course he is gunna hate it! why doesn't he get a proper job instead of sitting on his fat arse watching and criticising everything!

[markess1981]

A proper job instead of Watching and criticising? What do you mean a proper job like a critic perhaps?

[alt130487]

I said he likes it, or am I missing something here?

[birkinsmith88]

if you were getting paid for watching TV, you'ld stick to that job, unless you're a pompous ass like you

[ScarranHalfBreed]

But... he likes it.

[1enzeder]

My kids love these movies and I find them nauseating, but Brooker can be a griping 'glass half empty' sourpuss at times.

[Mysterious0Bob]

"Sourpuss?"

Let me guess. You're a Dr.Seuss character.

[jamesyeahbaby]

irony. Not just for Shirtys.

[Anarchemitis]

Why can't we just be like that forever? Uhk uh ih ih ih ih ih ih ih ih ih ih *krrckthcktkk*

[Flfally]

lol i love how his crying goes on way longer than it should...

[RyuuYareYare]

i agree all what he says. the only highschool musical that is cool is the lilo and stitch hsm parodie.

[equalizersound]

this man is briljant

[jkarhu]

With a "J"!!!

[inuyashaandkagome222]

o.O

...I new santa didnt ignore my christmas wish this year... :D

[geggin93]

This guy should be like the director and producer of every TV program and advert, he would ban every asshole off the tele an do something good.

[CorpseMasher]

CHARLIE BROOKER FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[zarkbot88]

that's much worse than Bush!

[bilomcm]

@CorpseMasher President of where? He's British! And I don't think a few witicisms about musicals would make for proper presidency skills, hardly an economic policy is it? Think before you speak drone.

[cyborgtroy]

@bilomcm - President of being British and snobby.

It's a very important position. He and Yahtzee can work together.

[Darusdei]

@cyborgtroy snobby? hahah american crying, classic...

satire and sarcasm seem to be unheard concepts for you :DDDD

[cyborgtroy]

@Darusdei - It's his accent.

[Cpt50Caliber]

@CorpseMasher

dnt u mean fuhrer?? :P

[bumnosejake]

all of this is sooooo true i love this man

[umagalamord]

WOOT WAS TIME SOMEONE BITCH THIS CRAP

[Nizz92]

I mean MY God.

[Nizz92]

This man is from now on my GOD.

[foffbono]

Finally, someone willing to articulate reality.