Phoenix Drive: What?

[GoogieStereo]

Where can I download this? ...For the translations, of course... I really can't find it.

[teamrocketemily]

The fucking courtroom scene is a thing of beauty

[infinitytheinu]

I like how Mia's boobs move completely on their own

[100espada]

*wiggle wiggle*

[CpsLock3]

Absolutely win

[dgwillia]

God dammit, now whenever i play as Phoenix Wright in UMvC3, i'm gonna be thinking of this <_<

[RoyStorey]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o!

[shinkaito]

@RoyStorey Hey, I was just in court for a traffic violation. My alibi was completely proved.

[HugTower]

Rule 34, motherfuckers.

[divinemadness30]

errr ......link pl0x...

[W4nt4an4pple]

...I... Uh... I downloaded it more for the Engrish than the pr0n...

[Antiformed]

A small office becomes me.

[kefkasakura]

What I love is in ALL hentai games, womens over 18 have over-sized boobs, and they talk with them as much as with their lips.

That is, of course, if the girl is not 8 years old, which is common because the games are asian.

I would quote the rules for every fetish in a hentai game, but that'd take a hundred comments.

[0000FFScreenOfDeath]

2:02 Furio Tigre

[mothernaturecockbloc]

My birthday is February 10th. :O

[Yirba3]

This game is available at DLsite for 1,890 JPY (24 USD / 17 EUR / 15 GBP).

[Kyronea]

Why does Maya sound like Shampoo?

[masterplusmargarita]

Seriously, the fact that someone sees a genuinely good game like Phoenix Wright and says "HEY! We can make p0rn with this!" really makes me lose all hope for humanity.

[shinkaito]

@masterplusmargarita If it has females in it, there will be porn. If there aren't any females in it, there will still be porn. No amount of quirky or entertaining writing will stop a person from getting their rocks off. In fact, I'm surprised I haven't seen any Ghost Trick material floating around by now, especially since there'd be so many... possibilities to expand on...

Ghost Drive: You're now a dildo.

[DemonicChocobo]

@shinkaito What a coincidence. I HAVE seen Ghost Trick material and you've described Sissel's situation quite well.

[shinkaito]

@DemonicChocobo Goddamnit.

Now I need to see it too.

[zephan12]

@shinkaito

As a general rule, if you google for 'Paheal' followed by the name of a game/character, etc, you will end up with porn of it.

"Paheal: The most effective site at fucking up your childhood"

[JustKeepOnTrollin]

I Will Beat A Rod Till... A Tank Empties

[CHURCHTUCKERCABOOSE]

i looked at the tag and two words stand out to me "fuck" and "hentai"

[Furrtwo]

This... video is objectionable

[XelchanTheBrave]

2:00 to 2:37

BEST PART!!

[DAVID4GAMER]

PLEASEEEEEEEEE GIVME A LINKKKKKK I WANT XXXXXXXXXX PORNNNNN

T_T PLEASE XD

[Pyhankoski]

Google translate ftw

*facepalm*

[shinkaito]

@mojo4300 PM me, but I can't give a specific link.

[laz0r4321]

When I rubbed a pecker, it dripped slaver at once

[shinkaito]

@laz0r4321 My head burst trying to understand this...

[LUMBARDO12]

I was defaeted planly. LoL

[maken15]

Where can i download it?

[shinkaito]

@maken15 PM me, but I can't give a specific link.

[dyamalos]

I Must find this game!

[shinkaito]

@dyamalos PM me, but I can't give a specific link.

[plrusek]

do these clothes becomes me?

do this sailor with clothes becomes me?

a small office becomes me?

huff-n-puff-n

[BFHKevin]

Upload the game without any parts :L

[smooshpopper2]

A small office becomes me?

[coolgamer1677]

Someone should really give this a proper translation.

[FlashFire20]

Aw dang...the good stuff was just about to start.

[shinkaito]

@FlashFire20 If you like Franziska (or more accurately people pretending to be Franziska), then this game's for you! However, if you don't enjoy viewing Phoenix' spiky-pube-covered rod emptying what can only be described as 18-wheeler-sized tank every single moment from here on, then you may need to take a shower just to try and feel clean again...

However I can assure you a tank does indeed get emptied after the end of this video, so yeah, good things do happen. =)

[FlashFire20]

@shinkaito Franziska? I like Mia more...sigh. Oh well. She'll have to do.

[Ital21]

I dunno if this game is about sex or law practice...

[ZombieJakeinator]

@Ital21

96.7 the first one.

[xparasite9]

I will beat A-Rod until a World Series.

[shinkaito]

@xparasite9 This comment needs more love.

[xamelich]

This is just wrong on so many levels. Not even Mia's boobs are enough. And I never thought I'd say that.

[acescouter1992]

OH SNAP!!!! I DO NOT HEAR SUCH A TRUTH!! LARRY! YOUR ALIBI COMPLETELY COLLAPSES!

[DragonLS]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Yourpants]

Oh god, Mia's boobs are alive!! D8

[toocuteluke]

I don't understand what's happening.

[nomickok2]

all the guys here saying things like

oh hentai...o well

he's acting gay

we all know you like it so go download the torrent



[LoveN64AndGCGames]

Lmfao 2:00-2:38

[hungryhippo247]

All I could think about in this game was:" I'll Huff n Puff and I'll blow your d***."

[Iching100]

Why do you have this game anyways?

[ZombieJakeinator]

Bwa ha ha! I don't care if this is a hentai game, I want to see all the the Engrish!

Anyone know where I can get this? This shit is hilarious.

[Ashura287]

@shinkaito It contains unauthorized use of copyrighted material. You CAN'T pirate it because it can't legally be distributed for money. It's like stealing cocaine. Or whatever it was you were on when you made that analogy...

[HeroOfWinds007]

@Ashura287

actually in japan that law doesnt apply, if the game is a dojinshi or whatever. Thats why crossover games like SWR exist, but wont be brought to the US because the US ;aws would be taken advantage of for original creators to make money.

[Babymarioluigi2]

Bad grammar, lulz-worthy memes and screwing Franziska, Maya and Pearl, and the only thing I remember fondly was UFUFUFU.

[Gackra]

I will beat a rod...Till a tank empties

[TheAbridgedBros]

THIS IS REAL?

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF­WTFWTFWTFWTFWTWFWTWFWTWFWTWFWT­WFWTWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH?

[zephan12]

*jiggle*

[KoyasuNoBara]

Wow, that was...

...

I have no idea what that was. I mean, I know what it is, but there's no way to describe it, really.

I think your video description says it best, really.

[Xiller8]

i heard that he was penal servitude 50..

what does that even mean?

[LordMurdalot]

I must say that this is a very funny find..........................­........... considering the fact that I typed in "lost planet 2 until the end gmv"

but hey youtube is filled with this sort of stuff XD.

[zaynah1000]

what the hell is this.?!?

[Glidertwin]

I do not hear such a truth?

[bobobobo568]

OH SNAP

[DarkKadan]

So where can you download this bad boy for FREE? I've got a thing for Mia Fey & I'm not ashamed to admit that.

[Draglems1]

What type of game i s this?

[racksultana]

Beat it and must say it was........ enjoyable?

[Lolcatering]

Beat Rod Till Tank Empties

[futrico69]

a small office becomes me what in the hell

[ZombieJakeinator]

I'm so fucking confused.

What is with the Courtroom Chaos?

What's with the bad Grammar?

What is going on?

What is the Point of this?

Why does Maya look so goddamn attractive?

[drieg500]

has anybody been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[timestopper1231]

In Soviet Russia, Lawyer fuck YOU!

[MsMaritya]

@shinkaito

Yeah, true, but people are going to do it because downloaders don't get prosecuted and uploaded rarely get prosecuted. Figures.

[RizellX]

I will beat a rod till

[Thomas9790]

What...the......hell? I didn't get it. And the last scene was weird.

[20324758]

Objection!!!

this game sucks!

[Spartanoffaith]

GYAAAAOOOOOOO

[Queenofthebifauxnen]

THIS....

I LOLGAZMD.

PRODIGIOUSLY.

[nomickok]

lol he says he throws up but he was actually jerking off i just know he was

(except if he's a gril O_o)

[woper93]

whoa WRYYYYYY YOU FENIIE WRYYYYY (rule 34 ;_;)

[WinterxBlazes]

OH SNAP!

I DO NOT HEAR SUCH A TRUTH!!!

[GE0RGEWASHlNGTON]

where can i get has game???

[Aerodeth]

But it was a gentle chief...

[link991]

I will beat a rod until a tank empties

[Briselance]

01:15 : Mia's bewbs ... (drools)

[FirefoxFreeze]

Maya has adopted her sister's trait, big boobs.

[manuelito1233]

Ooo la la...

[hungryhippo247]

Wait Wait Wait, so what is this game about!?

[polerbear1000]

noooooooooooooooo i cant say fuck

[JohnnyZoo]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo!!!!!

[kaimisawesome]

i haz this... so much lulz

[deigo12]

can you send me...

LULSZ

[kaimisawesome]

i'm sorry my friend.. i deleted it from my pc memory banks only but a week ago. too much lulz for me to handle i suppose. however i can tell you that you can find it if you torrent it since that's how i came to acquire it.

[shinkaito]

Internet Piracy is bad, would you download a car?

[kaimisawesome]

thats a dumb question

of course i would.

also its not internet piracy.. its file sharing

[shinkaito]

In the eyes of the United States government they see the receiving and re-distribution of illegally downloaded files through torrents as piracy.

You aren't just downloading the file but are also giving it to everybody else who is using that torrent.

[kaimisawesome]

If it bothers you that much I won't talk about it

[krotoslol]

*downloads a car*

:D

[SchizoFilms]

Wait, you mean it's possible to download a car?!

0_0

[TGGeko]

Oh snap, I do not hear such a truth!

[RainKasamaru]

I would if I could. o-o;

[Legacyanonymous]

@shinkaito Would you shit in a urinal?

[Chroenix]

@shinkaito

hell yeah I would if I could.

[kieran888]

@shinkaito I think everyone would if they were given the chance

[LordMurdalot]

@shinkaito I would if it were possible XD

also kaim is right it is just file sharing

is buying a blank disc piracy?

[DeadlyGrim]

@shinkaito I would download a car off the internet if I could.

[deigo12]

i have no idea how torrents work man

i only know rar and zip an dall those stuff

simple for me

[DJ17Nario]

hahaha! This game is nothing but talking and jiggly boobs! :D Awesome.

[strongbad62]

can this even still be found? every torrent i see has a trojan... i'm sorry but the engrish is just too perfect. Is there any way to still find this?

[TheAmykerr]

creepy isnt it?

[buulsit]

What the fuck did I just see?

[SacrificerPS3]

O_O *throws up at the thought of what the last second could have been*

[MsMaritya]

By the way...why is mia in a schoolgirl's outfit, she doesn't go to school. She's 17-18 etc and she's a channeller. D=

[MsMaritya]

*maya

[SteveMagatama]

Because this is Phoenix Drive, and there's fetishists out there, and if you didn't know one of Maya's early character concepts was to be a schoolgirl. This game really seems to lack any sort of reality with the series at all, considering how insane it is with canoncity

[thecleverfovie]

Geez, I downloaded it just to see the whole thing. Dang it...I've never been so ashamed in my whole entire life. It's pretty bad too.

(If you check the original website for it, it's a rip-off, cause you have to buy it. It'a about 13000, so I say it's crazy.)

[MsMaritya]

Where is the download? I'd love to feel ashamed too! XD

[thecleverfovie]

Bwahahah! Don't we all?

Firstly, you'll have to download the BitTorrent program. I've never tried the others, so you can try that too.

Secondly click on the file name. Depending on the speed of your internet connection it can take from...I don't really know, it just downloads REALLY, REALLY SLOW unless you buy a subscription to the program or something. It took me about a full day at least.

So, it's not worth it. If you DESPERATELY need to buy it, don't. It costs $1040 (HK) (as much as a NDS)

[buulsit]

Download it for the lulz.

[claw3966]

link is broken

[Gnalstaff]

IM SOOO CONFUSED!!

[gr1mpillmag3]

I kept saying "Japanese amiability" but it didn't work :(

[DFaz3]

"This work is translated into English. However, it is not perfect. Sorry. Please understand it by saying Japanese amiability."

[Mysterbyg]

GAH! FURIO TIGRE!!! And Franziska! She-

...well, should've been in this, if she looked like that o///O

[AuronSigerthel]

Mia's boobs have their own life.

[CrazyLawietFangirl]

xD

THEY DOOOO

[steellizard]

台詞送んの速えーよ

[blackjack0202]

So is this a Phoenix Wright-based Hentai dating sim? Maya looks AWFULLY well-shaped for it to be otherwise.....

[Mysterbyg]

Watching that, I could only think of one thing-why doesn't Phoenix have a voice?

[haxerx123]

Best part of this translation is, Oh Snap!!! I do not hear such a truth

[Ashogo]

rofl, nice cutoff point

[jorel658]

ok cool

[striker265]

wheres EMA?

[Forgottenmemories08]

This is so very confusing...xD

[Gamemaster863]

Oh crap i get it now this is a hentai game!!

I figured it out cause it's want he said at the end!!

He had to go throw up!

[Seamonarch]

Also, I despise public prosecutors

[Seamonarch]

Um...is Mia's cleavage talking? Her mouth isn't moving...

[baraminamino]

Badly translated erotic games are fun. No wait, not fun. Painful, yeah thats what they are. Painful.

HOW DO YOU CHANNEL SOMEONE THAT IS STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?!?

D: !

[theultimatedream]

どこで手に入れたんですか？ means:

Where did you get your hands on that?

(as in talking about acquiring a rare object, etc.)

hope that helps :D

[MarioKHFan1993]

Why did I even look farther in this laughably poorly translated (trust me I laughed) s***? WHY!?!?!?! *goes into fetal position*

[danschaoticmind]

A small office becomes me.

in soviet russia a small office becomes you!

[kaosblaze]

"I'M INNOCENCE!"

[ShurikenRain3]

... holy crap, Mia's breasts are alive!

[nsssj]

They're so massive their bouncing makes the very Earth shake. So I guess Edgeworth dating her is out of the question.

[TheBurpleLady]

Lol i guess so.

[Babtest]

Are you kidding?That would be epic XD

[StrudelB]

his alibi collapsed, i think

[funnyhaha11]

A few moments later, funnyhaha11 went to throw up too.

DO NOT WANT

[ShurikenRain3]

damn it! i try to download it and it gives me the "page load error" crap...

[CxxRxxP]

wtf happened to Mia's... youknow.

Court scene was awesome XDDD

and Maya, you're scary.

[KillerKittyzz]

Holy fuck. xD

Not what I was expecting.

But the court scene was HILARIOUS.

[IAMJEWELMAN]

Wtf is Maya doing in a schoolgirl outfit?

[UsagiJun]

It's a hentai game. SOMEONE had to be the horny schoolgirl <_<

[mrcthemanha]

lol

i was able to pause on that scene somehow

it is BIG

[Aitorciaco]

OMG! Mia´s boobs are alive!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

[TheDevilbuster]

Those are bigass nips...

[RanmaSaotome10]

I will touch her where she feels confortable.

[Kazenokaze]

Oh God, a Phoenix Wright hentai game, how wonderful...The court battle is the best!!!!

---Oh snap I do not hear such a truth!

[Heissenfaust]

hey heyyy guys....this is a hentai game...a...a...a eroge game....say me please?????

[dupskopop]

yes

[TheDevilbuster]

Well, with the jiggling boobs, it's kinda obvious that it's a hentai game.

Duh.

[NOSFERATUalu]

lol shinkaito went to throw up hahaha

[Yaymudkip]

What was that ending i just saw?!

Shame on you boy! Shame on you!

[akiflyer]

Hey didnt i play that? o.o"

[akiflyer]

XD hentai game? busted lol

[SevenSeasSS]

is this like a hentai game xD

[schuka5]

yes yes it is

[ThePRPD2]

Okkkkkkkaaaaaayyyy.....

[AuronSigerthel]

LOL, I saw her boobs at the end xD

I actually downloaded this thing just to see the rest of it.

I have never been so ashamed of myself before