Funny Scenes of House M.D

[Ghestahl2006]

@TheHermes1717 Your very welcome ^^

[Ghestahl2006]

@Huesito7 I'm gay. lol And I have a boyfriend. And I have more balls than you for putting my own work out there. Mwah!

[Ghestahl2006]

I forgot, I made this ages ago xD

[knjnjnjn]

WHAT EPISODE IS 5:30??? PLEASE, I NEED TO KNOW..

[BatfoxBabe]

Kid, move out of your mom's basement and get a life.

[gothtigger92]

"So, who wants me?"

*raises hand*

[saariemarijs]

geez, give the guy a break. Does it really matter that much if he introduces this video?

[Ghestahl2006]

@saariemarijs Thanks Saariemarijs ^_^ *HUG*

[ViktorLovricsgs8]

Basement nolifers are reproducting! OH NOES!

[511400]

nerd!

[Ghestahl2006]

@511400 Not Even Remotely Dorky? Thanks! =P

[LorrieBensky1]

He's fine to self-introduce his work. He did a really nice job, so quit being so uptight, judgemental and plain mean! Nice job kid.

[SabbraCadabra]

@LorrieBensky1 Yeah, he's so cool for doing a self introduction over copyrighted material. Bravo, kid.

[Ghestahl2006]

@SabbraCadabra I followed all copywrite laws. Read up on them. You seem to not have a clear understanding of them. I suggest you read up!

[Ghestahl2006]

@LorrieBensky1 Thank you Lorrie.  Sorry for the late response.

[Amazingmasyer1]

@Purpleeagle231 I agree

[Purpleeagle231]

you look like the joker

[Ghestahl2006]

@Purpleeagle231 Ha Ha, I get that alot ^_^

[tetrahedrontri]

I finally got the last one about five days after i saw this... LOL!

[alecbama1]

Dr House's face is so funny at 2:30!!!

[Donrage9]

the smirk before " do u have hair in ur special place" makes it even more epic

[kisashoma2]

i love watching this show house is funny

[Blasted2Oblivion]

I raised my hand with his little speech.

[xxx4232xxx]

4:06 - 4:17 LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[enter08com]

Introduction!? Rare! But cool...

[Keymosaubee100]

wow hes a virgin

[RGRRuk]

what a retard

[SoVObsidian]

is it just me or does cutty where stripper outfits or somethin like that?

[houseofnight1996]

Do you have hair in your special place?

[Gwendolnnye]

LOL 2:30 IS FUNNY!

[traumagirl0987]

Oh mah god the part whit the MRI is friggin creepy!~

[puppypootje]

From which episode is the shooting scene? :o

[maciular]

what a fag :))=))

[Ghestahl2006]

@maciular the politically correct term is "gay" or Homosexual.  If you have a problem, go join a Baptist Cult. Say Westborough? Have a nice day. =P

[Pepperz1WomanBand]

"This is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any."

[ace666999]

When he says "I am bored Certified Diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious diseases and nephrology"...he sound soooooooo COOL !!!!!!!!!!

[ace666999]

What a weirdo in ref to the guy who made this video, thanks though lol

[Ghestahl2006]

@ace666999 LOL np man.

[1981gogu]

@Ghestahl2006 what episode is 5:35 from?

[BlazinBen1]

This is vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any!

[BlazinBen1]

This is vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any!

[robobrain10000]

what episode is 5:35 from??

[kanepesjon]

you haven't scene with cat and children who are sick with cancer

[bumbarowski]

I shot him hes dead



[xXJenny91241Xx]

@TomSante24 the name is "Euphoria (part 1)"

that's s02e21

[BellaSajor]

Can people stop picking on him? Gosh. He probably just likes to talk and wants to be like a radio guy or something. You still watched the video, so there's nothing more to it!

[Ghestahl2006]

@BellaSajor Yeah!.....

[TomSante24]

What is the name of the bullet chapter?

[codsc1017]

5 stars for forcing the gingers underground

[OMGCREATE]

Fucking ginger basement dweller

[Ghestahl2006]

@OMGCREATE Hey! I'm dirty blonde. =P

[rozsomak15]

"But if i'd shot a live person, there's a lot more paperwork..." Now seriously....who is never wanted to be House?

[CrazyIemon]

good collection, but tbh no one cares who you are.

[Ghestahl2006]

@CrazyIemon I don't care that no one cares. =P

[Chief0Martini]

Nice smile you've got there, made me think of the Joker.

[Drummer24seven]

@Chief0Martini

Probably even drive him crazy.

[Ghestahl2006]

@Chief0Martini Thanks! =P  I sort of am. Bwah ha ha.

[cobra11662]

I love Hause ...I wanna be like him...this video is for BIG LIKE

[RockandRolla91]

The antichrist for the clininc's doctors, patients and their family, a hero for the rest!

btw: Haters gonna hate...

[Ghestahl2006]

@RockandRolla91 Yep, I saw a vid about internet trolls. I was prepared for it. If you don't pay attention to them, they die.

[RathEanaigh2007]

why do you feel the need to introduce the vid first?I really appreciate that you uploaded it but why not just upload it with no extra bullshit that absolutely nobody wants to see?

[godlovetheoc]

lmfaaao

[gothtigger92]

lol.. after that whole speech of his when House said "Who wants me?" my hand shot up

[Saphruikan]

LOL. "Do you have hair in your special place?"

[coocoobumbum]

"Do you have hair on your special place?"

[mrshollycullen4eva]

@coocoobumbum I remember seeing that episode, and I never forgot that, one of the funniest bits ever. LOL. :D

[Neso906]

@the last scene...

Foreman: "Man, oh man... *laugh* is he screwed! AgAHGAHGHAHAA! We take out his blood clot, he dies... we put it back in, HE DIES! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH"

[yobudge]

@Neso906 DO u kno what ep thts from?

[Neso906]

@yobudge

Euphoria, parts 1 and 2.

[shepshepshep]

Bertie Wooster's really let himself go since Jeeve's left....

[imajazzbandnerd]

"There's no way we can do the surgery now."

"YOU THINK??"

[37abii]

" i cant even imagine the backwards logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse"

lmfao

[ibringmayflowers]

do you have hair on your speacial place..omg he sounded like a creeper xD

[LaBoricua2591]

"Hello sick people," House is the best!

[darthdinobot]

this is mine you can't have any :p 

[ShallaMalla031]

People thanks for quoting the video I just watched, really helped...

[gdh6200]

"Well, If I shot alive person there's a lot more paperwork"

[Jokken111]

'' Do you have hair in ur special place? '' :D LOL

[adyen21]

clarification. it's a beautiful thing :))

[MuSae234]

LOL

[AceofDimonds0]

what episode is 0:26?

[DragonFableKlonoa]

how bout the scene where he pulls out the girl's tapeworm from the stomach in the surgery room and he says

"Relax, its just a magic trick."

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

*spit on Wilson.*

[spidrpnk]

@I4gotmyMANTRA its not wilson house spits on its doctor hurani

[sadface0]

"Do you have hair on your special place?"

rofl

[An0therSh0rtFella01]

@sadface0 thats my fav. i put it in my fav quote vid

[leetrice12]

@sadface0 i just watched this part on my dvds today lol

[TrappedunderIcE7]

@sadface0

LoL

[LaBoricua2591]

Which episode is the one where he shoots the corpse?

[melkor116]

@LaBoricua2591 Euphoria part 1. Season 2. it's either the last disc or the second to last disc in the complete season dvd set.

[diczzz]

kewl!

[mf2kdrbombay]

Who does a self introduction of a video...?

[juju0udon]

@mf2kdrbombay he's doing an intro so the video won't get taken off youtube dumbass

[RidgeLax]

"Do you have hair in your special place?" haha House M.D. certified creeper

[ZeroTolerance4BS]

MRI + Bullet= "My bad"  lol that was a Duh

[plavic1000]

check out my chanell i have a new funny video

[TanuJones]

what are all the episodes off this video plz :)

[METoODFP]

ur a fag knowone wants too c ur face at the start off the video

[GiratinaPlatinum2008]

@METoODFP end nowone wants too heve ppl lyk u talkin lyk taht

¬¬

[Ghestahl2006]

@METoODFP Well your gonna see it anyway. So eat it, like it, smell it, suck it, shove it, blow it, and last but not least stuff a sock in it .

[grapebowl29]

"my bad.."lol!

[gravedarkind]

hahahahaha 3.56 freaking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hannahtasticness]

House is just sexy

[Ms14787]

cuddy looks scary in the red neon light:DD

[RustyMcclintock]

LOL kid you look like such a loser

[Ghestahl2006]

@RustyMcclintock looks are decieving I know.

[buzzclick500]

My friends tell me I'm just like him, and that it's not a compliment. No one needs to to know what my enemies have to say on the matter. It's ugly. ;]

[lutuquay]

I shot you, Greg

[Radcliffe16]

YA THINK!!!!!!!! LMAO

[123456789mile]

hahaha at the end :D

and what was that episode where he shoots the dude? thanks (:

house ftw! x

[TekHelper]

reporting to you live from my basement.

[JDough]

LMAO... He had no business asking that little girl that question.

[buzzclick500]

@JDough : He didn't. Ever hear of a concept called "scene editing"? He and she weren't even in the same room. IT'S A T.V. SHOW. Good grief. Jesus, please come back, today would be really good.

[JDough]

@buzzclick500 Fuck you. I know it's a damn TV show. I watch House all the time. I just don't remember the episode where he said that. Mind your own business cuz I wasn't fucking talking to you.

[buzzclick500]

@JDough : But what you DON'T know is that you're on the Internet, where anyone can respond to comments(as you have clearly demonstrated)any way they choose to. It's a public forum for free speech. Try being more comfortable with it.

[JDough]

@buzzclick500 Thank you, Captain Obvious. I know damn well what the Internet is all about. I've been using it for the last 10 years of my fucking life and I've lived in America since the day I was born! So don't speak to me about freedom of speech. I was just making a joke about the video, and then you come on here and run your mouth like you're some kind of philosopher.

[buzzclick500]

@JDough : I hope you only talk like that on the Internet; I'd hate to meet you in person. Lot of snake venom in there.

[JDough]

@buzzclick500 No... I DON'T just talk like this on the Internet. In real life, I'm the same way toward people who think they know everything and like to talk out of their ass. Respect me and I'll respect you. If you talk shit to me, you might as well expect it to come right back to you. Simple as that. Oh, and trust me, I'd never want to meet somebody like you in person, either.

[buzzclick500]

@JDough : Well, after that brief "intellectual" exchange, I'm back to enjoying House. ;]

[JDough]

@buzzclick500 Well, I'm glad... Cuz I'm not gonna waste anymore time with you. Have a great fuckin' day.

[buzzclick500]

@JDough : I don't consider it wasted time, and thank you. If everybody always agreed with me, life would be boring. ;]

[windaddyflex]

@JDough ditto, well put my friend

[shadowmare97]

I should do that sometime... walk into a hospital and just go HELLO SICK PEOPLE!

[alex65213]

what episode is 4:35 - 5:03 from?

[Hytski23]

@alex65213 S01E11

[MrBobbyFinstock]

reporting from your basement or your parents basement you crazy weirdo

[Roby99ful]

Funny as heck. If I were him I would do the same.

[betawolfy]

do u have hair in ur special place?

[betawolfy]

"hello sick people and their loved ones" haha

[mattburien]

in answer to the mans question at the end YES! except for few accepions. Buy a dictionary and look up the woed FUNNY

[MrNarddogg]

dude ur so retarted.. hey utubers. i mean who says that

[EvanIreland]

you look like a rapist

[lillovebug1]

What is in his hand at 5:44??

[Jake8311]

@lillovebug1 A tick.

[melanicholy]

hello sick people!

[StrangeGamers]

5:33

[titania1787]

what episode is 3:00. It's the first part and I wanna see the second part

[SalasSnake]

The 2 part episode is called "Euphoria" from season 2.

[Jake8311]

@titania1787 It's in season 2, part of a two-part episode called Euphoria.

[sgba17]

" I Am A BORED , Certified Diagnostician" . Lmao -

[hippiechickie18]

You're hot

[Flirocrynez]

recording live....from my basement lol

[darthspeaks]

You should include the "Private Lives" where Dr. James Wilson is a woodland creature or something.... lol

[greengrendel]

what does he say at 4:10? lol.

[wojtekmetal]

"Do you have hairs in your special place?":D

[greengrendel]

@greengrendel I suspected, but I didn't understand the joke. Don't tell me, I'm watching all the episodes, I'll see for myself :)

[bubbaeric123]

what episode is 2:51

[bubbaeric123]

1:35 lol hello sick people

[FiuLuM0SCraciun]

4:02 my bad this guy is just a genius

[FasusStar]

Heyy ppl tell me plz from which season are these scenes from :)

3:00

4:10 I remember watching this formerly but..

5:10

5:43 thinking is this the same as 4:10 ..no?

the last one with Foreman..? Thanks!

[makesmewonder007]

5:03 YA THINK??!!

[proxyXIII]

4:14  LOL wow that is so uncalled for :P

[crazyrainbowlover]

aha the one with the kid was hilarious

[vicar2]

to quote house: "you're an idiot"

[snoookie456]

I SHOT HIM! HE'S DEAD!

[InstantaneousMusic]

best one in my opinion

[guardianofthewood]

"I can't even imagine the backwards logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse."

lol

[Alicatt12]

"I shot him! He's dead!" haha, who doesnt love to hate house??

[vicar2]

I just love him.

[littlesilverwolf27]

LOL! XD

[lightleggyreturns]

"maybe im too stonned to tell!"

[emmettcullenrox224]

hehehe "if i shot a live one there'd be a lot more paperwork to fill out." LOL

[drshields1988]

sux nobody can act like house irl. too much QQ about harassment and protocol

[nicster147]

Hello sick people!

[MissAnimeFreak513]

Clarifications, it's a beautiful thing.

[CrazedMonkey96]

Haha...."Do you have hair in your special place?"

[dAforgetful01]

"...My bad."

[WolneRadioKazachstan]

What episode is at the 5:30 ?

[4thenecronomicon]

Mmm euphoria not the worst symptom, sure beats the hell out of vomiting (the most discusting thing in the world)

[Rowmel1234]

vomiting blood to be specific

[SecularTalk]

Great show

[FREEKILL117]

last clip, why was he laughing at the guy coding?