Pork Calling Orson

[johnnycroft2]

CRACKED

[HenryConway007]

Its pathetic that this man, who achieved so much, and was capable of so much, ended up like this.

[kosemsem]

ugliest bearded lady ever

[bobuce]

paul maison must be expensive

[Rimsa]

Why was he doing it drunk?

[jksonny]

"Hee doeshn't do ANYthane'??????"

[ASPBonehead]

Who you have YOU been to criticize OTHERS for insulting this man??

[spirakit]

who hasnt been in a state like this at one point in their life? hes just unlucky to be caught on tape - pretty funny.

[thegoosebrain]

lol.....the thing he said at .58 is the best!

[MasterToku]

MRAAAHHAAAH the french.

[christopherwinsor]

lol funny

[mosprime]

mmeaahg the french

[carribeanstudd]

I will now immediately go and watch Citizen Kane so that I do not remember him like that

[pnorman813]

I hate to ruin the party, but Welles was NOT British, though he did spend quite some time in Ireland doing theatre. He was born in Wisconsin. Cheers!

[Darkfalz79]

This is my favourite version of the video on YouTube, the main reason is the long pause at the start where drunken Orson is staring unfocused and doesn't have the faintest idea what's going on... probably the best part of the whole clip. Also watch the woman's somewhat scared reaction to both of his "Aahhhhh" and "Mraaahhha" outbursts. Hilarious.

[AristYdes]

"Maha", thats my philosophy, my god, my ideal...

[Darkfalz79]

AAhhhhhh the French champagne.

[maxwell422]

"Muuaaaa Haaaaa the French", thats exactly how i feel about them too lol

[synclavier123]

He is speaking that way on purpose, to afford the product some aristocratic quality, it being a Frech-inspired champagne. It is also because he is smashed out of his gourd.

[kyleanderton]

AAAAAAAAHHHHH THE FRENCH also orson was the fucking man until the very end rest in peace

[FeralChildBuff]

puddins... hehe ... puddins...

[Altercator]

Well, what do you expect from a guy who was a freaking giant robot transforming into planets and devour worlds?

[aglackin]

stop whining hes pathetic you butch of pussies, motherfucker made the most critically aclaimed film of all time when he was 25. being pissed doing a champagne advert is in my humble opinion, a fucking cool day out. less pathetic than watching someonelse doing it on your computer then telling strangers your judgment

[petepiaire]

AaaAAahaah the french champagne

[cujocommander]

omg thats funny, although hes the shit! as marlon brando was the shit!

[geandily]

I love take 3 when he's just scratching his nose

[thula2]

the British accent is identical to the drunk accent.

[mcpifilm]

This is not the way to treat an American Icon. We all have our moments and slip from the straight and narrow fortunately for us these moments very seldom documented and packaged for consumption by an audience all to ready to pry on the frailties of man.

For a better view of Orson, stop by my video look up mcpifilm.

[Kantankeris]

Oh Unicron you silly devil you.

[HorrorQueen92]

fat and drunk r an excellent combo!

[David2cool4u]

why does he sound like he has a british accent?

[thula2]

the British accent and the drunk accent are identical. It's like the words "cunt" and "French"

[1934388206]

An educated man, and with his love of the Bard, I'm sure his pronunciation, would have benefitted somewhat over the years. Plus he had a broadcasting background, it's paramount to have a generic and well pronounced voice, it must have stuck with him over the years. It is a good accent though.

[zarathustra36]

Because he IS British....you twat....

[jimmyjilangali]

If you're speaking of Orson Welles, he was not British. He was born in Kenosha, Wisconsin. So that would make you the twat.

[woodfold]

Orson Welles was born in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Are you thinking of H. G. Wells?

[mlleprufrock]

Sorry, no. Orson Welles was born in Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA.

[oneguycoding]

Actually, he was born in Wisconsin. And he's pished out of his melon.

[langbry]

British? He's from fucking Wisconsin. LOL!

[johnerobinson]

"Because he IS British... you twat..."

Actually, he was born in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

#FAIL!

[David2cool4u]

sounds like he said sexellence

[SaviorCelph]

lmfao, like they wait for his drunk ass to finish all his lines before they say cut and try again hahahaha

[DoktorSilverman]

awesomely funny - look at his eyes in the first take - he has no idea what's going on

[twisket]

Sad and unbelievably hilarious.

[spaceyrules]

stupid, drunken, pathetic has been

[damienmetalwind]

not as bad as a stupid, pathetic, never was. "Has been" at least implies success was achieved at some point.

[NightChorus]

Who have YOU been to insult this man?

[SnerdWilliams]

Paul Masson.

linger longer

[sbiq]

MWAAAHAAAAAAA...thhheeee French...Champagne...has always been celebrated for its excellence.

There is a CA-LI-FORNIA Champagne by Paul Masson...inspired...by that same French excellence! It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French...Champagne...it's vintage dated...so Paul Masson's superb....

[Italiabeefy]

Pathetic

[TheMadWorldOfBilly]

Ahahaha this is so bad! I laughed and laughed... are there any more of his drunken videos?

[Mathadar]

He was using Drunken Fist! He should have smacked the table in 2!

[PeteRFNY]

Ahhaaa, the French...

[moomba127]

Orson got fat and drunk. Praise Allah!!

[hcvang]

Praise allah?.. who's that? You mean Allan, dont you?

please wake up from your fairy tale world, dear.

[Maxinquaye4real]

Mahoma was gay

[mhirtes12]

Somewhere in the Great Beyond, William Randolph Hearst was laughing has ass off.

[Sense1ess1eader]

It seems like it's Will Ferrell playing Orson Welles.

[Pippin76]

Orson would have laughed himself

[mhirtes12]

Citizen LAME!

[matthewcooke42]

i wish you'd change your description and kew words. this is sad. orson was one our greatest film makers.

[globalzerorecords]

rules!

[Hawkleyballs]

Fat.

[Hannibal232323]

Yes, a brilliant example of his unparalleled acting talents. Notice his ability to capably re-create the behaviour of a man so smashed that he can barely breathe. Fantastic work. Bravo, Orson.

[spirakit]

bwahaaahha

[MarianneEmmanuelle]

Damn you.

[fernandogonzales]

are there more funny clips of Orson Welles? he's funny! hail all mighty Unicron!

[dejahthoris]

He obviously tried it and liked it a great deal.

[gerryryan]

he's actually quite slim in this.i find it ironic that a yank can jeer someone for being overweight,talk about the pot calling the kettle black.at 25 he had done it all with nothing left to prove.i challenge you to post a picture of yourself beside orson and lets see who the fat fuck really is,thats if you can tear yourself away from your supersized cheeseburger for two minutes

[RatU1337]

Heck! He was really high.

[InspectorHound]

Mwaaaaaaaaah the French

[paddedpencil]

wahhhah the french!

[xxS1THL0RDxx]

Post my other comment, dammit! Lol

It was neutral!!

He is really fat. And really drunk.

But he's still one of the greatest American actors of all time.

[xxS1THL0RDxx]

Meh; Welles became a real life Kane, in the end.

That was the irony of the whole thing.

And irony is beauty.

If you have that DVD, go back and watch the Extras.

[ricarleite]

Sad and hilarious at the same time.

[GDLR]

Funny outtakes, but a mean description!

[GDLR]

Funny outtakes,awesome rating. But it's almost sad to see the legend in this state. Isn't your description kind of mean?

[richardchiez]

He was a big man in every sense of the word.

[goto10]

Orson Welles was my idol. Perhaps even more so now.