Glasgow Diamonds American Football team

[HelltrasherR]

fucking good, just saw this from tv =D

[Bally0120]

hilarious, but very catchy. (don't tell anyone I said that though)

[jimbobhk2009]

this is epic

[SuperNdella]

Thumbs up if RudeTube brought you here

[vanderbrock]

Someone should make a film about these guys and their adventures. Where are they now?

[jibbingjar]

in the short 18 years i have been alive, i have never seen anything so terrible yet so catchy, funny shit!

[TheSweetjonny]

This is just . . .Brilliant . . . 

[lewicron]

My flatmate played for the Diamonds. He will never be allowed to forget this shit.

[ryemckenna2k8]

ROFL this is hilarious :P

[IMJACKMADDEN]

Of course the Diamonds were household names in their day. There was Big Gus, Tommy Boy, Donny 'The Shoe' McDoo and who could forget legendary quarterback Diamond Jimmy Rogers.

People may joke that all 80s raps sounded the same but it was the law back then.

[XRutherfordTheBraveX]

this cant actually be real....right?



[jdt214]

best song ever

[carlo4528]

anyone else watching this coz of 8 of 10 cats? bout year and a half ago

[dreamlogicc]

@longlivetheroses 8 out of 10 cats, season 9 episode 3 (part 2)

[murray1234567891011]

man there are no words 

[WillCrazie]

Wow!! Paul!!,that must be a few years ago now!!..nearly..NEARLY didn't recognise you :)

[xGraeme2010]

@longlivetheroses 8 out of 10 cats

[godawgs2006]

We come from Glasgow, Glasgow-oooh-oh.

Awesome.

[xGraeme2010]

piano dude is sooo funny

[danbam808]

How grey and wet does Glasgow look? They could've picked a nicer day to film it!

[3hourweek]

This is without a doubt THE funniest video on youtube....simply because of how quentesentially 80's it is AND meerly because it begs the question why are an american football team even making a song?...more to the point, why did Glasgow ever even have an all singing all dancing American Football team hahaha...LOVE IT

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

LMFAO!!!!!!

wow!!!

[MrLiamNugent]

This is the best thing on YouTube. Brilliant. Love the girls pushing him into the pool! hahaha

[onerighteousdude421]

this just screams mid 80's

[whirlwindmc25]

brilliant I want a Diamond jersey now

[sweenyness]

I love this, piano solo at 2 mins is comedy gold. Love his cheesy smile!

[InnesMac]

This is fantastic. That piano solo at about 1:55 is fantastic!

[themanbearpig]

cool!

[alithomson]

the piano guy is amazing!

[Kaknose]

love the greggs in the background

widnae get that in the states lol

[lickthewrap]

totally awesome to the max :-)

[AlyInVideoland]

This makes me proud to be a Glaswegian.

Really (;

[ouroboros212]

perfect

[cliddon]

what a tune.....we are the diiaaaaamonds!!!!!!!

[swift8neezee]

epic

[TakeTheRiskx]

i absaloutly love this my dads in it Number 48 :) the piano player ;) love it :D im soo proud :)

[TazBuckfaster]

His piano-miming was shocking!

[grimeyentertainment]

saw this on 8 out of 10 cats, fucking hilarious

[mranatomy]

Quite catchy.

[ReDArMy06]

This is amazing :)

[RavinDunk]

Just saw this on 8 out of 10 cats haha

[trippinonbud]

lol just seen this on 8 out of 10 cats its funnier wen ya watch the whole thing fo sho

[williomilla]

Just been on the telly, quality.

[ellisoned]

funny as shit...

[mrbrownsound]

this is immense. i love that you can see the same greggs on george square that still stands to this day.

[palfrensis]

Those chicks at 2:28 are so hot!!!

[romansgridiron16]

hahaha, that mullet on the women on the right is so hot.

[TazBuckfaster]

The dude singing the song is Hudson Mohawke's dad. True stories.

[Gabzerelli5]

Look at those gray skies

Couldn't they of waited for a nice day??

[BertFeldman]

It's in Glasgow. That WAS a nice day.

[mollycious]

So so white! Love it :)

[chrisfIew]

Outstanding

[guined]

Sax, piano rip, rapping, This has everything!!!

[georgeridesagain]

Well, when people ask me, 'who's the baddest team that's ever been seen?' I always answer - the Glasgow Diamonds. No mistake.

[eimead]

u sir are a winner.

[buh0nero]

Low-rent doesn't come close - I particularly liked the guy playing sax on the stairs when there's none in the song at that point.

[danierut]

This has restored my entire faith in humanity. Brilliance.

[funk67]

just f*cking priceless...100%r GOLD

[Imalrightma]

hahah holyfuckingenious hahahaha

[klopsgrinder]

Hahahaaaa, brilliant!

[stephen9746]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

[moonballoon2]

One million per cent awesome

[livgiggles]

Everyone in this is so ugly LOL.

[EggOllie]

wooo scotland!

[pMcARDENboyz]

you huv tae be fukkin kiddin me

[jtaiji]

I..just can't...turn away.

[bigbigsound]

cool vid i guess...

[dabadgerbox]

Those guys frickuin rock!!

I want thier album

[binladeninablender]

I'm so glad I watched this.

[hugggyion]

Here's agood argument for not exporting American football

[baseballkid077]

hahahahaha

[rocknflip66]

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!! this song is just friggin AWESOME!

[RockWillNeverDie420]

Lmfao!!

This is pretty much the gayest shit I've ever seen. Five stars for cracking me up though *****

[Ramel34]

ahahah

[RedDeadCornFed]

Love it!

[BungTheForeman2]

glasgoo-ow

[koisty01]

YASS MAHN xD

I'm fae Glasgae :P

[BawjawsUnite]

i like how they're dressed up in their kit just casually playing in the middle of george square :')

[thegunslinger3k]

This video has restored my faith in humanity

[baseballkid077]

lol

[username240606]

I'm lucky enough to work in the same building as paul ... awesome guy!!! Really funny :) didn't realise he was such a celeb!!!

[jackyshaw8]

there's no saxophone in this song. why is there a guy pretending to play one?

[dortmundbrian]

For fun.

[jackyshaw8]

its absolute genius. i wish i had a saxophone

[megagoosey]

Dude, they're the Diamonds. Football is there game.

[polychronio]

lol american handball is girly sport...

[TAC4NFL]

lol

[DorothyDoo]

This is one of my favourite videos of all time. Cheers me up when I'm blue and generally just cracks me up. Go Diamonds!!

[arcer63]

so this was their response to the 1985 chicago bears's superbowl shuffle? this is absolutely rediculous. and im pretty sure there are high school teams now that could beat these guys easily.

[DANDOLA2007]

al bet the players are glad they wore helmets

[tubekunitg]

Amazin!! really fkin weird, but funny as hell.

[scottishnationalist]

fuck, theres always been a greggs at george square.

[nokiannie]

u kidding glasgows one of the greatest citys in the world i got the single sent to me that same year by paul still have it after all thse years hehehe say hi to glasga for me ok ta

[Jattmafia313]

And this is why American Football isn't popular in Europe

[rawdawg15]

HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA

[jcjones]

might be one of the funniest videos on youtube

[chrris582]

haha this video is funny as all hell. but why does the "quarterback" have such a high number? better yet, why does his number switch between 76 and 56 so much?

[MrEnergyXCII]

its a cool vid

[mikeyglennon]

I am suddenly embaressed to come from Glasgow

[tennents92]

oh my fucking god

[digitally2007]

WTF

[xadamryanx]

also serious LOL at 1:12

[xadamryanx]

i sing this chorus in my head so many god damn times its insane. i think ive been singing this for over a year now.

[CaptKewl]

Fucking Brilliant!

[levatat]

soo funny

[levatat]

rofl omg

[simonjbrady2k7]

What a 'tache!

Fuckin' amazing :)

[zzxxqqrr]

Wow, now I'm pumped for the Glasgow Diamonds season! I want to buy some season tickets! LOL!

[zzxxqqrr]

LOL, quintessential 80's. Go Diamonds!

[theoutspoken]

lmfao it's Boaby the Barman from Still Game @ 2:51!

[Curry2PeppersSLAM]

raddest video ever

[menziescampbell]

fucking a!

also fuckin' A tache

[jimbo32712]

i hope this is real!

[MarsAttacks2035]

i cant get this out of my head...

[soapynoz]

The second moustache looks like he's in his happiest moment.

Is the piano player boabie from still game?

[Feebubble]

this is what the internet is for

[eclips132]

i want to flag this for perfection

[eclips132]

his ear pads are two different colors lol

[vivouk]

Did Paul Birchard send nokiannie that record? I'm not sure I read that correctly.

[YankeeRebelSon]

Oh man...just epic.

[GLASGOWHOBO]

That`s pure mince!!

[nokiannie]

paul birchard sent me that record many years ago still have it fantastic video paul evelyn

[nokiannie]

love this song the record was sent to me by paul birchard himself i still have it after all these years hes a great guy use to sit with him when he did his radio show called american on radio clyde hopefully paul can remeber that far back can any one tell me whats pauls been doing or how to get in contact with him i still have the photos taking of him and seeing this video brings back memoeries of glasgow are the diamonds still going strong evelyn

[jbeaver12]

I worked alongside Paul at a Call Centre in Glasgow . He was still working there when I left which was only 2 months ago. The Call Centre is Response.

Whilst we were training, this video cropped up whilst I was training with Sky Customer Services and which Paul was also doing at the same time. Hope that helps.

[keano1967]

ha ha quality, go the diamonds

[kleft]

i watch this 4 or 5 times everyday

[SpraynardKruger00]

That guy has a sick Tom Selleck mustache. I can only dream to have one that nice lol.

[nokiannie]

i remember him with that moustache had pic taking with him back then dont think he has it any more evelyn

[thomascrown559]

One of those "so bad its good' Anyone ever notice how Europeans always sing like they are American; but when they talk, then they are European? AKA Phil Collins.

[nokiannie]

the singer is american hes from hollywood

[hotjun]

hahahah awesome music video. But the guy singing doesn't sound Scottish...

[saintmoriarty]

It's Glasgow Jim, but not as we know it...

Thank fuck the city's changed in 20 or so years. You half expect to see Taggart come round the corner at any stage and scowl at them.

Song's not bad though!

[nokiannie]

ive been gone from glasgow ten years now was back in may last year it has changed dont know if its changed for the better though

[simond10]

Those are probably the ugliest cheerleaders I've ever seen.

[simond10]

Shit the bed! That was funny!

[Richiedesutter]

wtf, moustache, RAP, football, cheerleaders, man only thinking about these things alone, is completely wrong.

nice movie man, thx

[Icarusdecending82]

I never knew something could be dope, fresh, ill, off the chain, and straight baller all at the same time. I now know the answer is yes.

[jamesharvey]

Yes.

[menziescampbell]

that piano was kick ass

[menziescampbell]

Fucking Awesome!

[Pumpkinsboy]

I have to say, however, that the song AND video have been locked in my head for about 2 days now...so credit it where it's due, it's definitely memorable!

[Pumpkinsboy]

Never drink a beverage when you watch this video. You WILL spit it out in a convulsion of laughter.

[BaxterBFunk]

I think this should be re recorded with John Smeaton doing the vocal.

He will just set aboot ye ! So watch out !

Watch and learn Eminem and you too Vanilla Ice! OK

[funk67]

What a f*ckin riot....classic...People need to be made aware of this videos existence, sheer class!!

[WoFat69]

Forget the Superbowl Shuffle... this is the best football song ever!

[Brendiano1]

Their even miming blowing the whistle!!! hahaha!!! But dam this is one good song, and that dude on the piano!! Look at him go!!!!

[pianoguitar1]

that is sheer class

[42and35]

This is probably the most awesome thing I have ever seen in my life. Period.

[SMK121]

The Piano was the best

[familieram]

amzazing song (l) it

[mikerodzen]

theres a guy playin saxaphone but maybe its just me but i dont hear anything that sounds like a saxaphone

[ExodusNJ]

LOL, totally. And then cut to the scene with the guy with a helmet and 70's stache lookin like a complete douche. Truly Amazing.

[mikerodzen]

dude no homo but its actually pretty catchy lol. u gotta love the cheesy 80s music video

[queep]

What the...

That was amazing hahaha

[TYCOONLAGOON]

WACK!!! LMAO

[vindicatrixmusic]

brilliant. you know it was probably quite high budget for the 80s in fact

[gilpy74]

Certainly a few rough diamonds in the cheerleaders. Did they steal that car going around the gorbals. Is that guy with the tache Tom Sellick from Magnum? I recognise the scheme-ettes, they now hock carpets up the barras.

[jagharsvettigpung]

its Wham! with worse hair and dodgy birds.....

[billywizz1999]

bravo!

[activelyradicaltv]

but that's so sad !!! It's not funny enough to be a parody, it has to be for real -- and that's just beyond belief!

[Peppakeekers]

Is it me or is this the work of Steven Spielberg?

[livgiggles]

Ahahahahahahaha.

This is beyond epic.

What is with 1:10 with the up-close of him and his AWFUL teeth?!

And the random special kid on the piano?!

Brilliant, as much as I hate Glasgow, it's brilliant. XD

[Thumbface]

Makes me Feel proud am from Glasgow,class.

[Slashy26]

wow that was awesome

[Chunkylover636]

possibly the greatest 3 minutes of my life

kudos

[cutcopycat]

is this real. possibly laughed harder at it than i did at dolls by smosh.

[witwixx]

Completely real, and the best video on youtube by far.

[roadhousedarts]

Oh my god i was in this video (no14)played for this team a long time ago.Then lots of other teams .What was his nickname that played the piano cant remember the posers name.Remember the QBs hospital passes though remember him lads .

Ross montgomery #14

[bjlion04]

very fantastic video

[bankie70]

Got the nod about this from Big Paul Gallagher. Memories of Dallas, Abey punching the ground in vid, Donna gettin thrown in Southfork pool, bad 80's hairdo's, the junior Diamond's squad. LEGEND !

Tony Gallacher

Junior #68

[dieseldave45]

Old Diamonds go to facebook and put in Glasgow diamonds . We can all catch up .

Diesel.

[roadhousedarts]

How you doing dave its ross montgomery here what you upto these days.

[dieseldave45]

Ross

I think it was Modesty and I am doing good moved far away like some other players , still keep in touch with coach .Hows things with you .

[farawayvoices]

Alan McMillan, But you are right with Modesty.

Skin

[Walteez07]

this is my favorite video on youtube.

[scottishlad1987]

thats so weird

[delsageordie]

come on the glasgow lions.......the only decent team in scotland

[livgiggles]

Is this serious, or a pisstake?

Looks from about the 80s to me.

Either way, I was giggling and singing along by the end.

[Cavan1984]

They are just here to play football.. Yeahhh!

[geebus83]

man i pure love this video... 'mon the diamonds!

[henbroon10]

Bumped into Dorry today at swimming pool and told me about this. So many memories. Wonder how many would be interested in a reunion sometime. Great days!!!

Paul "Crazylegs" Gallagher

Junior & Senior (no.85)