Own a private island! Crescent Island Florida!

[BurritoBazooka]

Instead of recording it on your really crappy camera, you could have just downloaded the video and reuploaded it.

[Beowulfsonur]

And when the hurricanes come you & your house are screwed! Just a thought...

[chickiinboone]

I was lost and found this house. I wandered for days, I ate palmetto bugs and drank my own urine to survive. The original owner was an old black woman named Laverne. She was a voodoo priestess and held black masses on this residence. I offered to purchase this estate and she told me... I quote, " You don't want 'dis house... it's haunted an' shit, be wize mutha' fucka' and jus' gits yo' self a fuckin' condo". I listened to that nasty old bitch and purchased a haunted condo in Hudson, Fla.

[latinamajor]

@chickiinboone

lol so full of win!