Hard Justice: Episode 7 Commentary (halo Machinima)

[midprod]

Hey Jon I just wanted to say that Im a fan of H.J and that you have inspired me to make my own web series, so thanks for that. And the rest of you guys can check out the first two episodes of my show on my channel and give me some feedback good or bad thnx

[Luis11717]

I love Jon's voice for some reason.

[squidge316]

i think its ironic that the strippers are wearing armor lol

[leemyster2]

Officialy jons lowest viewed video!

[nordicninja44]

dude the beggining reminds me of this kid in my school who masterbates in the bathroom to a drawing of master chief.

[ObsidianThirteen]

LOL!

[nordicninja44]

I know right? its fucking rediculous!!

[MrCombineGuy]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[nordicninja44]

lol, but i swear to the fucking lord its TRU3

[SuperKindle]

@nordicninja44 Your joking right? That is weird. But again I ahve weird kids in my school to. Like a girl who brings 5 boxes of 100 crayon boxes to class every day drawing zelda charecters.

[nordicninja44]

@SuperKindle not joking, and there are even weirder peole @ my school than that, ITS SO WIERD

[nedrocharle]

man you are hilarious! you should make your own movie or somethin! = D

[JillyX92]

HOMO-EROTIC DREAMS FOR THE WIN!!!!

That scene was so freakin' awesome. I laughed sooooooooo hard.

[jayive34]

then why you watch it

[likenem]

I thought that scene went to long

[bluephoenix731]

I loved the part where Howard's dreaming and thought it was hilarious so no criticism here. It seemed like someting he would dream about anyway cause he plays alot of video games and he has a list of the top ten men he'd date if he was gay so it makes sense. Also I didn't get offended about the whole gentlemen's club thing and I'm a girl. I mean, how else r u gonna make them dance?

[whitescar56]

when i saw this i didnt think you were a homo or homo fobic i just figured it was a good laugh. I think people really need to get off there computer every once and a while.

[foxegrandpa]

i agree dude

[starsonicy123]

yup, this is better :D

[roosters253]

That makes me think of the comment he made on the vid "Digital Qu33r"

anyways still funny

[seanbondconnery]

lol molested by master chief

[Prim3MavericK]

Jon, do you like "Fishsticks"?

[falzarchaos]

I don't really see the problem with being gay, but to most people i bet the problem is the mental picture it gives most

[SoadBYOB9]

its just what alot of people grew up learning or thinking. Alot of my friends have a huge problem with them but don't. I strongly support them.

[JonnyFlash80]

A character in a Halo machinima playing Halo. Brilliant!

[supersniperdevil]

i found the spartans dancing in the gentlemens club hilariouse. also whats wrong with being gay?

[chocoletFIRE]

zomg think about it OMG ITSSS HORRRIBLE

[ObsidianThirteen]

Um, besides being offensive, it's almost funny because of how absurd it sounds.

[Exziron99]

well that was kinda funny..

[bobobama101]

what do you have against gay people ( im not gay) i support gay right. it not wrong.

[722tubtub]

i admit that i thought this commentary wouldent be very good considering the other one's no a-fens to john or any thing but this one was one of his best commentary's yet hope the next one's just as good

[nintendude360]

I found that intro scene with MC hilarious! I thought it was funny 'cause it's a joke that no one has really made before.

[syodog]

I dont understand master chief being molesting Howard thats funny why are people making a big deal out of it like OMG thats offensive or wow Digitalph33r is gay. its funny and people are just being jealous cause they didnt think of it first

[BurnsideKing]

One word for the opening: AWKWARD. Funny, but AWKWARD.

[Jak45654]

The begining was hillarious

[griffinp299]

what was the club map?

[Nellisjn3395]

Cold storage

[radioguy55]

cold storage. it's free off the xbox live marketplace just in case ur interested

[RoflKnifelols]

cold storage

[rockstar4418]

because he didnt feel like using the shift key like most people most of the time.

[TB26]

This episode is hilarious.

[toshiba1513]

i love this one this was omfg

[Scrusby]

I thought the beginning was hilarious

[genesisoutlaw]

Lmao I noticed the crouching dancing

[SteelSabbath]

when i first saw this episode and the beginning i was very disturbed but in a laughing way, thought it was hilarious afterward

[DarkPhillipXxX]

y does jon talk?

he doesnt even talk about the vid

[Stactix]

well he usually talks about the series in general which is always interesting

[xXxXTheSicknessXxXx]

i laughed when he did the spartans dancing

[forrestfire101CLUB]

i ave to admit the beggining kinda suprised me for a bit i was like O.o

[viperx68]

i think this episode was pretty great haha

[Rave7557]

God people are takeing this so serssily its kindove funny lol

[akatsukiwillreignter]

HE WAS GAY?>

[commando137]

this a mad series

[TheAvatar127]

Im talkin to u zcool888 petifile, what u gonna say? just as I thought nothing so dont open ur retarded mouth queer.

[TheAvatar127]

Why do u support them cus ur 1? Its quite obvious that nature never intented for gays for 1 main reason they cant reproduce. So thats, clear cut proof that its a lifestyle choice not a disability. so I ask u give me a real reason 2 support gays besides their human. If that were ture that means I should support rapists and petifiles just cus thier human. U wont find a reason trust me Ive looked so, before u pass judgement look at the stupid things uve said.....idiot. dont judge.

[Ikkiku]

Even I, who is slightly homophobic, support gays.

The fact that they are human is reason enoguh. They have the same feelings as hetrosexuals, only for people of the same gender. And they don't deserve to be treated as less important, or inferior to hetrosexuals.

But even though I support gays, I make gay-jokes, and I think the intro was hilarious.

[MasterXXChief]

why do u support gays? i hate homosexuality, but not those who are homosexual. in the bible it says that God hates it, and as a christian we're supposed to become more like God/Jesus, so i suppose i have to agree with him

[Ikkiku]

I agree, but gays are humans and they have rights too.

[Jrv2005]

Human? You mean...they've adapted?

[omfg0rz]

LOL you believe in an omnipotent, omnipresent, malevolent being! Do you believe in santa too?

[Rave7557]

Same here. The only time I dont support gays is when there being gay towrds me -.- Witch thank God nothing like that has happend yet.

[Ikkiku]

That has happened to me... a lot. I'm a queer-bait. xD... Sadface. :( It's not funny really.

Like this one time, when i was out walking with my friends through the capital of Norway, and then there was this kinda chubby, bald guy who was talking with some other dude.

And right as I was passing by, he raised his voice and said "I LOVE sucking cock!"

It was obviously something he did to see if me or my friends were gay. Similar things has happened other times too, but that's another story. :P

[PaulieSchwarz]

why would even tell us that dude.

tmi

[Ikkiku]

Why I would tell you? Because it's really, really funny. xD

And kinda gross.

[Rave7557]

That musta been very awkward X_X

[AJBoutilier]

i think he was joking with you guys

[Fayt971]

LMAO don't judge? look at someone talking shit about homosexuals over youtube LMFAO. Why to handle things maturely :) not to mention beautiful grammer. But you say rapist and peds? Okay well while they are human do rapists consider people they are rapping's feelings? or do peds consider the children's feelings? Usually not. Oh But they are just "feelings" so this stand point must automatically incorrect right?

[hodder200]

Wow you say all that shit and then you have the nerve to say "idiot, don't judge?" Who the fuck do you think you are and who's doing the judging? Someone who considers homosexuality to be on the same level as petifilia and rape ought to be fucking raped themselves. Homosexuality exists in all animals , not just humans, just like any other genetic abnormality, and discriminating against it is no different than discriminating against someone because of skin color.

[bahy12345678]

your a fucking retard people can be straight and can support gays. WHEN SOME ONE SUPPORT GAYS YOU FUCKING RETARD doesnt mean their gay you fucking asshole. you should just kill yourself just for saying that

[TB26]

HELL YEAH you can support gays and be still straight.

[TB26]

I'm not a cigarette, you whiny low-life bitch.

[Jrv2005]

Well...aren't you a clever little faggot.

[TB26]

Dude I didn't even read your new comment, it wasn't even worth the time. I bet your an idiotic fag trying to attract straight people. You have no life and should probably kill yourself, if you're trying to be a little bitch over someone that is straight and is ok with Homos. At least I have the balls to be ok with homos, INSTEAD OF BEING A PUSSY LIKE YOU!!!!

[CompProductions]

Great now i have to wait 2 weeks for the next fucking season yeah thanks digitalph33r

[NukethaWhales]

its amazing how people cant take a joke lolz

anyways funny with and without the commentary, funny series in genral :P

[Mclovinurvids]

i thought the first part was great it was funny as hell

[Whitechoco5]

cant i just watch the video without the commentary? jee

[shenlung10]

malested by master chief, is that your new sieres? lol

[09alexfrei09]

This episode seem to be more productive than the others so far as ib more planed out

[zcool888]

duraine, you seriously need to be more open minded.

I also support homosexuals. why? BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING HUMAN DAMMIT!

and I'm glad digitalph33r can joke about it, but still support them.

[duraine22]

FUCK GAYS they suck i maen i know they suck and lick and butt fuck so to all the gays in the world FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! i wish deth on all of u fuckers just go kill yourselfs

[clarkme14]

duraine 22 u have issue man. let them do what they want. "the moment a man has to defend his mascalinity is the moment he loses it" just cause u dont like gays dosent mean they should kill them selfs

[BulimicKoala]

Lol this kid is probably 12 years old.

[JIMBOBOWAY]

wait duraine22 or digitalph33r

[ArcticEmmet]

You're Gay

[altfreak2]

wow you really have some issues...

[40492800]

ur right ph33r its ur u do what u want if u want to be gay its ur choice y should gays not have the right to be in misserable marrige like any one else the thing that counts is that ur happy 4 what u choose to be the marrige thinmg is from carlos miancia.

[TheSilverShadows]

omG totally cool n yea the strip club scene was rlly funny wtf crouching ?! lol!

[frankh2349]

u sure as hell guts, ill give ya that

[nawab256]

its to bad that the people that take his shows seriously dont watch the commentaries. its would really get them to shut up if they did.

[gijoe275]

i understood that crouching joke lol i thought it was funny

[gijoe275]

wooo ya!

[stopdeletinganime1]

wooh season two in 1 week

[paintdataint]

the only reason this isnt getting the views is becaus the lack of exposure.

[Zanirtak]

I mean who doesn't, you know.

That's a real solid rebuttle.... but I think I know what he means.

[XB360FTW]

I'm sorry but you sound sooooooooooo stupid when you do commentary you pause for 2 seconds for every word you say.

[TheView3rr]

true but. i assume its pretty hard, you know? like just explaining everyhting. and besides he just doing so he has some time to work on some other machinas

[PABSICLE14]

what a fag

[MikeGustaw]

dont worry jon. no one cares about the gays

[pimptruck45]

ooooo

[scortch30]

XD THAT OPENING SCENE WAS SO WEIRDLY FUNNY

no

im not homophobic or gay

[VJoe10]

I'm not much for commentarys.

[metabollica]

That intro was the episode : P how can anyone hate it? XD

[ACOI1234]

some times i think i am the only black dude on here that watchs this aND arby n the chief but i love the comedy in this seris

[BoscoJHC]

i loved the begining of that episode. it was hilarius

[IamMAD0]

you people take this way to far it was just a joke so stfu about it

[GamerHawk328]

writers block can be a killer, but no one can really blame you for it, you provide a free sevice for everyone to enjoy or hate if it takes you another week to put out another video then it takes another week

[WaveRev]

lol im 213th

[ObsidianThirteen]

I thought the whole episode was pretty well put together and really funny, especially the first scene.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

why does digitalph33r try to convince himself that he actualy offends people.

he tries too hard to portray himself as the "Howard Stern" of machinima. what a joke. at worst hes only PG-13.

[Gwunty]

Well I'm sure many people send him e-mails saying what Jon tells us about in this video, so he's not really trying to convince himself, as much as others are trying to convince him.

[Vitaminous]

I assume you're a gigantic egocentric faggot deprived of any talent.

[josh5ps2]

LoL "Even if i was gay....Who cares"

I Would, i would stop watching his videos.........

[DENZIS666]

Why? Does it really matter?

[josh5ps2]

Cause Homo's Are Disgusting.

[DENZIS666]

If you are so offended by that, you really need to get your mind right. What does it matter to you what another person's sexuality is? Does it do any harm to you? I'm not gay, but I hate it when narrow minded assholes bash them without thought.

[josh5ps2]

Well then, i Guess that's your Problem then.

[DENZIS666]

LOL, my problem?! As opposed to your unjustified hatred of gays?

[DENZIS666]

Yeah, tuck your tail between your legs and run, you little prick.

[josh5ps2]

LoL, what ever i'm not going to keep fighting with you guys, i like Jon's videos so.

yeah.....

[DENZIS666]

Fine, I was going to end the argument anyway, you little Christian dickwad.

[josh5ps2]

LoL.

[ObsidianThirteen]

lol. You're still stupid.

[Hitbyabox]

so are you josh5ps2

[josh5ps2]

Retard.

[LordReaper13]

your being racist aganst gay guys i bet your racit aganst africans and so on you racist bastardt

[josh5ps2]

I'm Not Being Racist i don't care about what you think either.

[UGAfootballfan1]

You can't be racist against gay people, stupid. RAcism refers to an entire race. You can be prejudice, though. Still, I don't care. Don't reply.

[tocgow]

Gay isnt a race, so you cant be racist to gay people, its like gayist or somink.

[mrpester31]

Actually, it's homophobia.

And if you're wondering how I know, I am not homophobic as I believe gay people do have the right to be together just as straight people like myself do, but nothing more than that. I am straight and secure about my orientation.

[rockstar4418]

FAILURE (to tocgow)

[kibblesays]

UGAfootballfan1 and tocgow, you two, are fucking idiots. thats all I really need to say.

[767fife]

Then you are homophobic, It doesn't matter, I wouldn't care, It doesn't matter.

[ObsidianThirteen]

lol. You're stupid as hell.

[josh5ps2]

What the Heck is that Supposed to mean? Gay Wade.

[AsianMaster9898]

haha that does make u a homophobe :P

[DamuEmran]

lol at pink Spartans crouching up and down thats consider "dancing" in halo

LOl at the gay scene in the beginning

[AliYeah93]

I suggest you try to put more enthusiasm into your voice, Jon.

[rockstar4418]

i honestly dont think he's taking the commentaries that seriously.

[kninja41]

its not like he personally owes you the best damn commentary in the freakin world.

[rockstar4418]

its not like i wasn't replying to someone else

[kninja41]

i replied to aliyaeh but youtube cant tell that

[Milenium412]

202th VIEWER

[DeathTh]

This is how the commentary should be, not just rambling the entire time. Good job Jon.

[1ockedand1oaded]

i get it word play is funny ha!

[InMyMind127]

what does John look like? lol

[ariadarabi]

he looks like spartan 117

[jpbb96]

lol

[therealplasma]

lol kissed by master chief

[iPopcorn]

woot i am commenting under 1000 comments :)

[weaselman347]

if only he could pump out te good stuff this fast

[dudejohnny]

these are my fav parts ^_^

[checkers307]

202nd uh oh beat that guy below me

[crizzad]

HARD JUSTICE SEASON 2... cumming soon

[jaktheblack]

201st viewer :D:D:D

[osborne1992]

lmao i totally forgot about that first scene. dude i was like O.O "oh good god Jon..." when i was watching it

[MYPCGames]

Oo ;)

[Brutal252]

John you dont got to apologize for anything everyone likes ur shit

[luv2skate393]

i think you should have the brown guy have a dream where he goes to master chiefs amusement park ;) like Michael Jackson

[BurningArmyman]

your justa halo geek arnt you

[layarteBdnAevoL]

I think it's funny how he says "I try to push for what noone else does in their machinimas." and then he says "I make gay jokes, but you know, who doesn't?" It's funny because it's contradictory!

[ibloxProductionz]

cool :P

[osborne1992]

glyphion, he couldnt do deus ex machina cos of copyright infringment someone said on a dif video. and no one made you watch the commentary, so dont watch it dipshit

[stanman1411]

yo DigitalPh33r i thin kthe sires is fucking hilorious i have no complents........ keep up the good work

[hellboy80004]

Yo stanman1411 I think your spelling is atrocious please get an education.

[layarteBdnAevoL]

Heh, burn.

[piraka101]

hi lol

[PROCADAPYRO]

lol

[Dadsgirl240]

wow 20th

[SGFVIDEOS]

Good job John.

[TorchureFilms]

It's Jon.

[yungmilianair]

damn im the 202 view

im beast

[buya360notaps3]

i am too? wtf? LOL