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  • so that the missing show

    they romoved it cuz u put that gay vid didnt u

    ...

    I would never understand the copywrite stuff

    maybe cuz as we Egyption we dont buy anything that digital

    we dowenloade it

    yap

    dont say hey thats bad

    some of us dont find the mony to buy food but they need a computer and an internet to live

    some of the stuf are extremly cost alot here .

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHA "Because I don't want them to use their magic powers on me" xDDD awh man you're funny

  • Question: Ziploc Clownfish is- A: Your Hopes and Dreams? B: Your long-lost Father who left you and your mother alone to fend for yourselves when you were a child? C: A Witty B-Movie that was okay, but you avoid telling anyone you saw it because you think that maybe people will assume that somehow that movie choice reflects on you as a person, and your low self esteem cannot allow for such colossal embarrassment?

    Answer: Ziploc Clownfish is all of these things- AND MORE. WATCH OUR SHIT!?!?

  • QOTD: Mainly just yelling at each other and eating. Oh and one of those crappy shows like melrose or complex show breakdowns. Almost every holiday. Yay for holiday :c

  • haha phil i love ur demples!!!!they are so cute!!! :D

  • Well, my parents are divorced too, but I live in Canada so my thanksgiving was over a month ago... And I broke up with my girlfriend.

  • QOTD:my dads house becuase my mom bitches about everything so i just go to my dads.

  • QOTD: we have giant orgies with ALL of our family non-stop all through Thanksgiving through newyeaars, then we get shit drunk and toilet paper the white house, rushmoore, or some other famous national monument....

    Happy birthday...

  • qotd: I'll spend my holiday on a beach... Ah, I love Brazil.

  • QOTD: This year I cockslaped by lesbian adopted at the age of 7 sister.,, Oh wait... that was just my happy fantasy

  • cutest dog!

  • i am leavin the middle school this year and today was "hug a ginger day" the most stupid holiday that is today. but some of my friends are gingers and people did kick the shit out of them on "kick a ginger day" h the power of stupid facebook holidays.

  • but Phil!

    ur dad waz wrong!

    u make youtube vids

    Now that's sumthing! :D

  • Go to Prepare for Ball Cancer on youtube and subscribe for awesome Modern Warfare 2 videos coming in the near future!!!

  • Oh and let me get this straight. Guy at a mall caused hype cuz of his presence there, he was told to TWITTER, not tell but TWITTER, the fans point blank from his face to leave, or it's the slammer. Tht makes no sence cuz who will go on Twitter, when the dude is right there?

  • you obviously don't live in the digital age. ;p

    They all had their phones on. They wouldn't listen to some old dude telling them to go, but would probably listen to the twitter... Why he was arrested for it, is interesting.

  • QOTD: I go to ur moms house.

  • Where was the DB of the day?!!? D: my sammich tastes funny now...

  • Google it? 1 star for lazyness.

  • How can they claim copyright on this? There was what one picture of the awards show throughout the three minute video? So now you're not even aloud to talk about anything that may be copyrighted? Oh well, looking forward to the next video Phil!

  • Wow now I know why phil has so many fans. They're all from broken homes. We don't do thanksgiving in Ireland. Happy days

  • Tampa Fl, that's only about 30 minutes from where I live.

  • ever since my grandmother died we do nothing but stay home. so usually i either go to buger king b/c thats the only place open on thanksgiving or i go volunteer at the soup kitchen in my town. the other alternative is siting at hope playing rock band with my brother while listening to my mom yell at my dad telling him to get off his ass & stop watching football and make effort towards his family. whilst he turns down his hearing aid so he doesn't hear her bitch.if only we all could be so lucky

  • my family is separated so its not all that great

  • QOTD: My holiday is almost like yours Phil. Thanksgiving, Christmas, my birthday, and New Year's. I spend time with both my family and my girlfriend's.

  • QOTD: avoid my family after saying hi to everyone, and guilt tripping my dad into spending hundreds of dollars on me...man I love Christmas.

  • QOTD: Jumping between parents and grandparents and being around the step mom that our entire family hates.

    Yay

  • QOTD: chuck norris Jesus may walk on water but chuck can swim on land

  • wtf?

  • QOTD: enjoy the day where my people and i get to take a break from making shoes, and dry cleaning clothes

  • QOTD: fit 20 something people into my grandparents 2 bedroom house in the middle of bumblefuck, louisiana for a week. funnn.

    sorry phil, gotta disagree with adam. fun performance, lots of shock and sex, and yes, his singing was off. but it's not a terrible song. listen to the itunes version! also, he can sing VERY well. listen to, well, american idol.

    song is called for your entertainment. listen. buy. love. ♥

  • QOTD: This year we also have a 'Sweet 16' that we have to go to thrown in on top of our usual serving of ripe family chaos, so I'll probably end up being more batshit insane than I already am by Christmas.

  • QOTH:Go to the beach or downtown and skip holiday specials

  • 5 stars for the dog.

    As for getting ready for the holidays there's only one thing I do to prepare. Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

  • QOTD:Thanksgiving-eat with my family lyk a regular family dinner..... GROSS!

    Chrismas-sit @ home all day do nothing NO PRESENTS btw! that is very traumatizing 2 a 13 year old seeing all those kidz in middle school with new stuff after Chrismas and me sitting there with nothing :(

  • QOTD: i masturbate

  • Qotd: christmas in my family(in the netherlands).

    going to grandparents too fill our faces. Me receiving some stupid jokes because i work as a butcher. eating myself into a coma, waking up from that coma. bitching too my mom asking when we are gonna go home zo that i can Drink myself into a coma.

    every god damn year with the uncles boring jokes.

  • QOTD: My parents aren't divorced but they're separated, in the same house if that makes sense. So, it's just awkward when we give some socks to my dad after we've just given like a better present to my mom. Also, we're not very wealthy so it's awkward when my mom and dad give us something lame or just money as a present. And another thing, we're not very close to the rest of the family so when we have to hug them it's just like 1, 2, 3 ok that's enough. Hehe, so I guess it's just awkward.

  • I do nothing. SOmetimes me and my siblings will hit each other or watch TV.

  • carlsberg dont do thanksgiving.......but if they did....

    holidays suck now because im on the other side of the fence....i have to buy for others.....well i have done so for years, but it was great when you didnt have to.....lol

  • QOTD: Parents are divorced, visitin my dad at his crack factory run with old wrinkly whores.

    Then i'm visiting my mum right after she gets out of prison (for murder) so we can "pay a visit" to somebody

    I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!! :D

  • I love the holidays, my family used to get together on my mom's birthday (Dec. 16th) and put up the christmas tree, watch cheesy Tim Allen movies and sit together enjoying each other's company. But living with my boyfriend is the complete opposite, he doesn't care about family bonding over holiday cheer. It's impossible to get him to do anything remotely Christmasy.

  • QOTD: I'm turkish. I hide.

  • QOTD : I'm on of those weird people who loved high school. I feel like that might explain how I love holidays. And my family.

  • Basically a bunch of Brooklyn Italians, Angry Irish people and pasty white Scandinavians. While me and my dad are the token Asian guys.

  • QOTD: I usually watch my parents cussing about the food - trying to get it all done & cleaned up in time for my mom's freinds to come over. All while I cower in my room cause I'm afraid if I say something about the food that I'll be threatened with a very large knife.

  • ill use my magic ginger powers on u. my nickname around is cheez it box

  • QOTD: my holidays are exactly like your, for i have the same birthday as you, and ridiculous parents as well

  • HOliday season goes as follow:

    Boring, boring, oh look a bunch of useless material possesions I won't bother with because my computer is better, and boring.

    Apart from the great food, and mischief I drum up with my friends... holidays are snoretastic.

  • QOTD: I partake in 12 year old girl riots. even though im a 16 year old guy

  • QOTD: I get presents, few good ones, try to figure out where I'm going to store it all in my room.

  • thanks giving is a time to be thankful for all you have and the genocide it took on my people to get it be thankful ass holes.

  • QOTD: I collect all of my x-mas cash, and donate it to philip deFranco.

  • QOTD: whats Tim Russerts famous line? FLORDA!FLORDA!FLORDA!

  • love the guy fawkes mask!!!! Remember remember the fifth of november. Awsome movie/ graphic novell too.

    QOTD: pretty normal. got divorced parents too but they choose another day.(extra money for me and my broter)

  • the mask!!!!!! yes i kneww it!!!!

  • QOTD: stress, presents, family, money, stress about money you don't have, and cake.....lots of cake.

  • QOTD: what is my holiday season like?

    Maybe you should ask your mom! OH!

  • QOTD: My parents are also divorced. Add to that the complication that my grandparents raised me. Add to that the fact that my Pop passed away last summer, and my Nana probably has another couple days. And it's my birthday December 20th. My mother has also forgotten mine (just once though... your mom forgot twice?! That's a whole new level of harsh!)

    So yeah... holiday season shaping up to be pretty shitty. You should move to Canada... at least I've made it past Thanksgiving already here!!

  • OMG! A guy fawkes mask in the background. FTW.

  • my holiday season is fun (i tell my parents i forgot and go get smashed with my friends)

  • QOTD: me and my fellow gingers eat a glorious feast in the great hall of gingerhood, then we band together to eliminate the 12 year-old scourge by using justin beiber as bait..... ive told you too much...

  • V for Vendetta. Nice Mask

  • good luck with your holiday season Phil, you're gonna need it more than me

  • QOTD: my grandma buys me worthless shit on the christmas eve party. it takes forEVEr. you...you see what i did there? EVEr? christmas EVE....i fucking hate my life.

  • QOTD: I was pretty much kicked out of my house and forced to move in with my best friend. I'm now homeless and pissed off 'cause the reason I tolerate my family is they know how to cook, and now for thanksgiving I'll be with white people. I mean seasoning challenged.

  • QOTD: The whole family yelling at each other while eating a turkey sammich, and hope to god the neighbors don't call the cops.

  • QOTD: I usually go do my Aunt Wendy's house, which is always nice because most of my Dad's side of the family is there (including Uncle David and Uncle KC!) But this year, my grandma might not be able to leave the nursing home.

  • QOTD: well, i start off by kicking a few gingers...Hey anyone want a cookie?

  • Phil its red head,FRECKELS, and pale skin duhhhhhh

  • yes, phil we WILL use our secret powers on you. so stfu (:

  • WHERE IS MY DOUCHE? klol

  • ummmmm... i do nothing. im indian lol

  • Hmm.. well it's my sisters birthday on thanksgiving. My parents are going to spilt the day. And I hate my mom. Yay.

  • My holiday season is empty... my two older siblings have all moved 2000+ miles away, my dad's on deployment right now, and all of my extended family other than my grandparents can't make it up here this year because of the gas prices. I suppose I should count myself lucky that I don't live in a divorced family.

  • Qotd: I live in Britain, so I'm gonna get wasted.

  • QOTD: mine is usually my entire Russian, Irish, Italian, French, Kenyan Family gatters around the table, eat some delicious food, tell stories, and then bitch for 2 hours about America and how much it sucks....and then when my Proud To Be American ass asks why dont they go back to their original country, it gets quiet and they stfu.... good old holidays

  • I love everything about the holidays except for one thing, and everyone in the North East can surely relate. There have been mornings where my car could have been easily mistaken for a snow bank to some one who didn't know I parked there.

  • QOTD: i have christmas at my house and i like it cause i rarely see my cousins and other family.

  • QOTD: Thanksgiving has pretty much sucked for the last two years. Family shouting matches in the middle of a street = not fun.

    Thanksgiving is the biggest holiday we celebrate...so lots of family and lots of noise. Lol.

  • QOTD: Holidays=family....damn.

  • Phil's a Anon!! OMG /b/rothers

  • QOTD: well my family likes to fight robot monkey nazis that are also zombies but only on the holidays.

  • well my fathers family hated this time of the year but my mother loves it. so my house becomes a war zone... complete with flak jackets and camoflauge suits.. =D

  • No, I think it sounded bad because he was doing all that crap. Just sing. Your so freakin talented Adam, just sing you faggot. He is wasting his time trying to be all crazy and gay, just sing and people will like it.

    QOTD: Its the best time of the year. No school, giving and getting presents, lots of food, and sports. Nothing better.

  • im jewish....i dont have a holiday

  • QOTD: hating your dad because there wont be any non-rushed vids for a bit x_x

  • QOTD: Living in Britain, I don't have a 'holiday season', just Christmas and New Year. The best game at Christmas is 'Try to distract Mum at 3pm, so we don't have to watch the Queen's speech'. This is marginally better than the New Year game of mumbling through 'Auld Lang Syne' at midnight...

  • Holiday season can SUCK it, I have to produce christmas commercials for our radio station, only about 3320482093582 of them......

  • my holidays are NOT bitchin.

  • QOTD: I hope to God my Christmas tree doesn't catch fire.

  • Gingers ftw

  • So...do your parents watch your channel? Just wondering.

  • QOTD: I usually don't sleep, I wake up, I open presents and I gain 10 pounds.

  • Hey im a ginger and never make fun of us cause for 1 its just pointlessly gay and ure just following what a tv show tells u and 2 we really do have magic powers

  • QOTD: i switch off 1 holiday i go to mom others to dad

  • My relatives live in lakes region in New Hampshire so I stay put in Arizona during the holidays. I'll take temps in the 60s to 80s over snow any day during the winter and spend my vacation with them at a lake during the summer when its 120 in AZ.

  • QOTD:my birthday sucks its the day after the world ends 2 days after my sisters the same day as my grandfather and 3 days before christmass and yes its the 22nd

  • I hate the holiday season. Fake cheer, disappointment, relatives staying in my room, it all just sucks.

  • QOTD: My holidays are quite normal.. Go home for christmas, have a nice family dinner, celebrate new years with some friends.. The rest of it is me lounging around all day in my room playing video games without a care in the world. That's the best feeling in the world =]

  • my parents are dead so i have a dinner with my sister and then dunno go out with friends i guess :P

  • QOTD: I work for all of the holidays if possible. Double-time and a half, FTW!

  • QOTD: holidays ^_^ great time, no thanksgiving cuz past in canada already, so only XMAS! my parents are split but that just means 2 christmas's :P

    always a huge family gathering

  • QOTD:NEW YEAR WE GET FUCK UP!!and my B-DAY WE GET FUCK UP ONE MORE TIME!!!mmmmm that all later!!!

  • my computer froze.. and it looks like your about to sneeze. bless you, phil.

  • QOTD: i dont know why are you asking me

  • Qotd: ....... fml.......

  • QOTD: I'm definitely going to my moms this year. My dad's only arguments to go with him were "But Grandma's up from Florida!" Yeah, but last time I saw her she told me I was a terrible person and tried to switch my veggie burger with a real one. And "But Aunt Gina is up from Pennsylvania!" Yeah, but she didn't care enough to invite me to her new kid's/my cousin's baptism. Or even to tell me she had a kid. Or was going to have a kid.

    Yeah, madre wins even though she cant cook for her life :D

  • "Is he nice?"

    "He's BLACK!"

    lmfao i thought that was funneh.

  • QOTD:

    uuuuuhhhhh this year its my 16 year old cuzin in rehab after takin hard drugs for the past year:

    marijuana

    =(

  • QOTD: Visit family in Tampa, visit family in Miami, visit family in Land o' Lakes, visit family in Lutz.

    Noticing a pattern here?

    And they all end in the same thing: Me being miserable while my cousin's kids run around and play guitar hero and play with barbies and bug the shit out of me.

  • AHAHAHAH your hilarious, and you made my day :D

  • Phil your family may not love you the same way other families do, but to rub in their face that you got a 747,000 fan base and your job is to make and post videos on the internet, that right there would make my holiday season with my family.

  • ginger = ranga

  • ginger= amazing

  • QOTD: Eat, poop, and eat. In that order.

  • v for vendatta mask on the monkey picture. o lets hang out. florida owns

  • thanksgiving is always different for me...

    this year it's at my grandparents' house

    and my great grandma just died today

    i hope it will be an ok thanksgiving anyway

  • QOTD: talk about court dates

  • QOTD: Birthday, Christmas and New Year all rolled into a three week period. Getting so drunk that I can just about tolerate my infuriating relatives is high on the agenda this year.

  • my dad hates it his bday,it is on christmas eve so he kinda hates christmas as his family have forgotten about him when he was younger, well he was the middle child

  • I'm the middle child too and my birthday's a week before Christmas. I don't mind it so much because I have an excuse to act like a moron (my natural state) for more than seven consecutive days. Then it's back to srs bsns. :(

  • Phil I miss the longer 5 min videos! You should make more longer videos! PLEASE!!!!

  • i

    do

    your

    mother

  • TAMPA!!! Represent

  • QOTD: I get all my friends over and have a big orgy around the christmas tree while listening to carolers and moans and the smell of hot chocolate and sweat fills the air.

  • QOTD : play xbox, get really fat from turkey n shiz and get presents =D

  • your gay

  • QOTD: put up decorations and sing carols on jesus's birthday until i realize that was in march. poo.

  • QOTD:NEW YEAR WE GET FUCK UP!!and my B-DAY WE GET FUCK UP ONE MORE TIME!!!

  • my mom and grandma make me and my dad samiches ^_^

  • QOTD: Food, family, presents, more food.

  • Oddly enough my family doesnt care about religion. We ship ourselves off to some island to enjoy the warmth. Thank you atheist

  • I'm an Atheist but i dont get a warmy island. =I

  • QOTD: Holiday Season

  • QOTD My holidays r crap cuz all i get is a big FUCK YOU!!!!

  • QOTD: Holydays sucks! My grandparants where freaking boring and even now when they are past away my dad keep bitching about how shit the holydays where...which then spoils my holydays...at least you get to blow shit up during new years!!

  • OMG! YOUR GOING TO BE IN TAMPA! (im now going to drive to tampa bust into ur dad's house and hug you)

  • I live really close to the mall he was supposed to show up in. So the day after he was supposed to have his appearance. Like a million girls were all depressed at my school

  • QOTD: I never have a normal turkey dinner; last year gramma died right before thanksgiving, so we ordered pizza. The year before that, the turkey fell on the floor, so we odered pizza...This year I'm just gonna kill myself so everyone else can eat the damn pizza!

  • QOTD: I pack a sleigh full of presents and then have magical reindeer pull me around the world to drop presents off to children.

  • qotd: go here go there blah blah blah. id rather stay home and punch myself in the face then have my family do it for me.

  • QOTD: screw thanksgiving IM GOING TO VEGAS!!!!

  • dildo

  • QOTD: Holidays are awesome.. for me it is. i get presents and no school! what else could you wish for?

  • well, im going to enjoy a thanksgiving dinner the day before thanksgivving, then Im going to drive to new jersey, and have an authentic thanksgiving dinner, on thanksgiving...

    I only go because they have tripe... I love tripe...

  • QOTD: i used to have to split the day between my mom & dad when i was little, but now i really don't even see my dad anymore. his "other family" is more important. so now it's just like any other day at my mom's house, except with a big dinner. yay! -.-

  • Qtod: Holidays are fun with friends. Family is like the ominous, gray cloud on the horizon that's going to eventually tornado your ass. Best to avoid it by heading the opposite direction. Like Hawaii.

    On a side note, your birthday is coming up? Mine too. I feel like everyone and their mother is born around this time.

  • that was my mall

  • idk anout the 80 percent of unhappy commentors ( justified as they are to leave their comments) but im happy with my holiday celebrations, and my parents are divorced, but their friends now and its cool i guess

  • QOTD gingers have no souls

  • They consume yours while their at it.

  • i'm a ginger ...

  • I dont live at home but for thanksgiving, christmas, and new year i go with my dad and older bros. Mom has been outa the picture since i was 1 so its easier...

  • South Park makes fun of everybody and everything.. ITs what they do

  • plz don't judge adam's song from that performance. but if u heard the studio version and still hate it... alright then, fine. :(

    but ur right, he coulda sounded better v_v

    and that whole Bieber thing... hilarious to hear about XD sad for those who attended v_v hope he comes back though :)

    and btw, he did twitter that, and he wasn't arrested... which one of us is wrong?

  • you defiantly go on 4chan

  • why isnt anyone saying anything about that jackson guy thanking allah? first time ive ever see that on tv...

  • cuz its not news arsehole

  • QOTD: hmmmm, on holidays i just eat lots of pumpkin pie, drink egg nog and watch my family try to sing christmas songs

  • QOTD: umm i eat alot then take a shit

    yep fucking awesome

  • Haha. Kick a ginger day.

  • I want to come with you! lol

  • QOTD: umm we all pretend like we r happy, when while im smiling and passing the gravy im rele thinking about shoving the fork down someones throat

  • wow you have some issue perhaps you get yourself some prozac

  • QOTD: Cold, Thanksgiving, Xmas, B-day, New Years, and oh yea; doing your gf...

    jk

    I <3 PhillyD

  • QOTD: I piss off my mom and her family and piss off my dad's parents by going to a family friend's. It's fun.

  • QOTD: me and my middle income family go and visit my aunt and uncle. aunt is a stay at home mom, uncle makes more than my parents combined, and we go to their atlanta mansion and they get me crappy presents and im like "WTF WHERE MY GOOD PRESENT, THIS AINT APRIL FOOLS B**CH'

  • QOTD: Basically it's a competition between my divorced mom and dad and I'm really the only winner...in my own mind at least

  • QOTD: Well, my parents always host Thanksgiving for my mom's side of the family. And my dad's sister get's it for my dad's side of the family. So lucky me I get to drive all the way to both houses. Then, I'm getting Christmas for the whole family this year. =)

  • oh snap i live in Sarasota Florida whci is like 1 hour from tampa thats awesome!!!!!!

  • Nice mask Phil.

  • QOTD: well, when you involve aliens, gay french people, angry germans, irsh people, drunk irish people, hungry collage kids, card games where your grandama is the one cheating and cussing you out...its all good.

  • QOTD:have a good time...

  • IM A TWELVE YEAR OLD GINGER : D

  • QOTD: It usualy ends up with me sitting in a corner crying and cutting myself. :(

  • QOTD: Normally spend with family, but since my parents have been recently seperated I have no idea xD. Thanksgiving with dad, Christmas with mom I'm guessing.

    I don't like holidays, really. Especially Thanksgiving >U! I hate cooking bad food, I hate eatting it, and I hate cleaning up after it.

  • QOTD: I go with my dad...he has money and my mom's side makes me want to go on a psycho killtacular-killing spree. and by the way, you look less fat.

  • QOTD: I don't do anything for thanks giving. It is all with the leftover Turkey Sammages. That is ALL it is about