Dad Eats Sons Eye.

[Mackenzieex94]

DIE DEMON MIDGET FROM THE UNDERWORLD OF UNICNORNS!

[DeadlyL8teKnight]

it sounds like he was on that poison flower tea.. that shit really fucks you up. on a note of eyes, theirs a glass eye you can get, theirs a old guy in my town who has one we always called him "ol' evil eye"

[leashiaLulu]

moral of the story, eyeballs are not food. thx for the input!! lawl!!!

[jilly2272]

.......so i get to move out now?

[amberfireify]

Om nom nom!!!!

Dad: 03o

Kid: -~•

[PykohYT]

In the beginning you should have just said "What the fuck..."

[TotallySOme]

Lolz.

[Kreechum]

it sucks to be a kid and not have any choice of where to live, and if you're abused, CPS comes and takes you away and puts you somewhere terrible, and an evil social worker lady will tell you that no one wants to adopt you because you're too old to be adopted :( and then you end up being put in a horrid group home where you watch other kids get restrained and scream bloody murder, kids who went insane long ago, until you go insane... Also at risk for getting staph infection in those places :(

[narasemanga]

At the beginning of the video i heart "My balls aren't food"

[808kaitlyn]

@narasemanga LOLOLOLOLOL! That just made my day!

[tubekiller793]

Why dont i see this shit on the news fluffee you google all this?

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

@ManyAwsomeNoodles Rarity: "The WORST. POSSIBLE. THING."

[MrRandomgummybears]

maybe he was trying to fix thm jajaja :P

[TheSnowyice]

Blind people can be murderers, granted that it would be pretty hard to kill someone if you can't see them, you can still hear them and stuff.

[wkody7]

Yummy

[jessicaloveschilli]

Ew

[magafuzzeeballz]

is'nt PCP like really bad? and makes you very violent?

[Ramza890]

LMFAO, 2:20 made me die of laughing xD

[luckystar123451]

@Ramza890 nothing happened a 2:20 it just said fluffee say rate comment subscirbe....... moron jk jk srry

[Ramza890]

@luckystar123451 sorry, I meant 2:22....

[luckystar123451]

@Ramza890  oh yea thanx srry

[gubermania]

One look at the title and I was like WTF

[r0m3lla1]

"my daddy ate my eye" im sorry but that is some stupidly funny shit 2 say hahahaha

[gothyfairy13]

Fluffe for emperor of the world, I agree with his idea about children learning stret smarts xD

[SuperBloogs]

Holy shit....that's fucked up.

[candiangumdrop]

When I read the TITLE I almost barfed...

[whitestar5005]

fluffee u have killed 8 orphanes because u cused so quit killing them

[kevoslilmama]

@whitestar5005 dumbass?

[winterrosebud82495]

but what about stranger danger????

[SophieBrite]

"Who hacks their own legs?? Maybe he thought he was fixing them?" ahahaha.-3

[ZeHersheysKiss]

Good lord fluffee

[CutiePieLoL5]

poor lil' guy... D:>

[HeavenxfromxHell]

"EYEBALLZ ARENT FOOOOD" XD thank u fluffee

[shaun14219]

"my daddy ate my eyes" would be a pretty neat t shirt, id wear it

[abcdefghijklmn3760]

im going to shank you in the neck :)

[abcdefghijklmn3760]

i love you FLuffee your so freaking funny!

[TheSouljagirl1995]

"maybe kids should move out when their 4 or 5 or 6" lol

[OutLoudLove]

And then that kid could just shank him in the neck. Man I love you flufee XD -3

[jamwicker]

im obsessed with your "hey, whats up?"

[bason121]

my mom and dad hit me multipli times when i was a kid

[carnercoby17]

thumbs up if you are the 742,908th viewer

[carnercoby17]

yes they are!

[ianjeremiah98]

wtf?

[100MistyMan]

OMG i laghed so fuckin hard at the end when you said dam that kid fucked him up!

[casiexxpage93xx]

yuck thats so messed up

[Mightguy123456789]

That fucked

[Leatitia14]

that soo creepy

[BassBoosterX]

I think you are on drugs...

[downewthh8rs]

QUOTE (for t-shirt): eyeballs aren't food.

[Makoto7494]

He can't kill people... so sad...

[SUBSCRlB3D]

oooooohhh i was wondering why my kid was missing an eye already:o

[Mscrazygurl108]

fluflee u is so crazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy LOL

[AlbertWeskerfan100]

FLuffe, your my only news source. : ) lol

[Allison2010Perry]

heehee love this guy!

[SilentNightAssassin]

250 peoples there dad ate there eyeballs and pressed the dislike button instead of like

[xZombieRose12x]

@SilentNightAssassin its 251 now :D

[bluefirex24]

Dammit fluffee you weren't high enough this time!

[kittentiger45678]

this is sad and funny.HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!

[carter061]

Die DEMON MIDGET FROM THE UNDERWORLD OF UNICNORNS!

I cracked up so hard when i heard that!

[shoopdawhoop5566]

250 people dont have eyes

[shoopdawhoop5566]

259 people dont have eyes

[SirSpankAlot100]

250 Eat eyeballs xD

[Squirrelloverfan3]

EYEBALLS AREN'T FOOD

[MrTrootsky]

sushi hun in the neck lmao

[00Riddlebox]

guy wakes up eye mucus on on chin and no legs and all he says is "fuck that was a good trip"

[TheMrsBooBoo]

this is sooo sad. poor boy. :(

[RawrEpicBear]

the ad on the side was a number for a baby sitter and the picture of the sitter looked like a pedofile.

[TacoBananaMode]

Thats. So. Fucked. Up.

[dicaajr]

hahahahahahahaha



[towers4223]

wow sad but true.

[gunsandammo92]

dude this story was mentioned on the walking dead comic thought they just made it up?

[JackRabs]

i aint a pigs eye

[albundie3]

PCP takes away your ability to feel, two cops empty i think like 6 clips into two dudes on PCP

[demo2436]

intro chinesie dude say Falfee talks (weird voice)

[MrLuckyguy2000]

the dad deserves some pay back

[sexyhannah99]

did u know that fluffee never blinkss ah

[drumking5197]

@sexyhannah99 gee thanks now i cant understand what hes saying because im too focused on his eyes....*sigh*

[blakewinfield]

@sexyhannah99 I dont blink when im high either

[o0OChelloO0o]

Thats crazy i live in the same city this happened in. :O

[call999itsalice]

yeees



[1Morey]

*reads title*

....the f*ck?

[ogad131]

Oh! So that's why that wife cut of that dudes dick and grinded it infront of him! See it all makes sense

[WofflerWaffler]

My daddy ate my eyes.

[jakewarfare]

@WofflerWaffler but you could type that comment perfectly...with no eyes...think about it

[superrnb009]

if my dad did that to me id get his samurai sword and chop his d**k off

[blackroserandom98]

@superrnb009 I don't think you'd be standing, or at least able to see where anything is :P

[gunneryuna46]

DIE DEMON MIDGET FROM THE UNDERGROUND WORLD OF UNICORNS!?

[Ms18girly]

maybe he thought he was fixing them...

[SpanishPetal]

Die demon midget from the underworld of unicorns! 

[MissAnnieEddy]

My daddy ate my eye.

LOVE YOU

[darthmalt123]

Could I have some thumbs up for no reason?

[juatinbieberfan15]

the beggining seemes so weird like it seems so random

[Xlr8Jeff10]

i'm one of the lucky kids my parents are great they give punishment but only if i'm being naughty but that dad he was just fucked in the head

[Igtdownsyndrome]

That kid grew up to be Daredevil.

[rockstar0123210]

@Igtdownsyndrome daredevil was blinded by acid

[SaberDogg]

if my dad tried that i was kick him in the crotch and get to footin

[kodyw11]

@SaberDogg Little hard to do that when they were 4 years old.

[SaberDogg]

@kodyw11 lol not for my little sister. my little sister runs so fast for her age

[MeOwnPants]

@SaberDogg my dad is a police and old Finland best runner : /

[murkymilk]

@SaberDogg 1. This Dad was high on PCP. 2. If your on PCP you feel no pain and are stronger than ever. 3. If you were to kick your father in the balls and he was high on PCP he would probably destroy you. Not only is his mind somewhere else and he is hallucinating he is a whole lot stronger than you. Even if your Dad was a nerd and your a jock if he is high on PCP he is about to fuck you up. Running is not an option because his legs are stronger to.

[xxcl0n3xx]

@murkymilk Dad was in a wheel chair.

[thepersonwithaface45]

@murkymilk So, what your saying, is that if you do PCP, You will be at Chuck Norris level? I mean, not Chuck Norris with a hat, thats like his super saiyan mode...

[2012kthorne]

@SaberDogg I agree with you. Unfortunately, the kid was four. He probably wasn't even tall enough to kick his dad in the balls.

[Wolfguurl]

I remember this story :( the little boy is fine now, but he'll never be the same. He had the most beautiful brown eyes.

[JosephMaranhao]

omg that is sad, that poor poor little boy. If my husband ever did that to my son I would kill the bastard slowly.

[MrJasonic25]

any one who response was funny is a fucking freako

[jteepink]

p00r p00r kid i feel so sorry for him

[lolz09amanda]

the under world of unicorns is fucking awesome , been there , and loved it

[old491234]

249 people must of been attacked by demon migits

[safyanshah]

That is so sad...

[moon2014star]

wtf!!!!!!

[kurdishgeneral]

Omg. Poor kid. That made me pissed and sad

[amosyboy1]

he thought the demons were eating his legs and his sons eyes :S

[thezoe347]

This made me sad

[JimJerryProductions]

Well this isnt the US. Because from what I've seen, alot of people in Canada are just pissy anyway. (No offense to any of my Canadia Frans

[bloodmoney967]

ur so funny!!! any who that dad is fucked up!!

[bloodrosevampyer]

eww fucking canniable ..gross

[sannielush]

He ate his childs eyeballs? Urm... ew

[UpYourResistance]

or "EYEBALLS AREN'T FOOD!!!!!!" that would also be an awesome T-Shirt!!!! :D

[UpYourResistance]

"Got sum instant karma on his ass" that wud be an awesome T-Shirt! :D

[bighandXXll]

i heard about this

[bellacullen124]

"dang that kid f-ed him up" lolXD

[TheKeyOfStupid54]

maybe he said get the hell away from me you nazi walrus bastard

[kballo321]

Damn, that kid fucked him up

[ColdButterKiller]

We shud just be raised by robots :D

[nintendoplayer522]

this was posted on my b-day

[OwlUnitRed]

Jeff from American Dad

[misspandarudy]

you can still kill someone if your blind

[AARbassboss]

LMFAO

[emalexanamon]

you should right on a t shirst eyeballs arint food

[Dragonbreath02]

it was probly like when peter and lois were high in a magical candy land. his sons eye was a cherry on top of a sundae

[RockMyBalls0987]

That shits crazyy.



[superwatermelon100]

(shudder) wtf has this world come to, murderers, drugs, rapist, RASIST ppl, wat next magical but EVIL UNICORNS!?!?!??!?!

[holywaterband]

i heard this story in the news when it came out it was crazy

[evilgeniuskc]

ur fing hilarious~~!!!!!!!!!!

[Achilles3456]

@ortelere Yeah, but it was fun to rant about lol.

[Aryanavlogs]

Lol "you know if a guy tries to mess with you, you can just shank him in the neck" if that was on a tee shirt then i would totally wear it everyday:D

[Game117Fanatic]

The government would give a drunky mother the kid, if she filed the divorce and the kid didn't say anything... (btw its USA)

[Achilles3456]

@MrPuddingTaco shut up.

[Uk12Us]

@Achilles3456

Dipshit

[rachelsixxwm3]

Damn that kid Fucked hIM UP!!!!

[Achilles3456]

@solus025

KIDS DO NEED EYES YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! 95%OF WHAT HUMANS PERCIEVE COMES FROM THE EYES. TO GET RID OF THE EYES IS TO IMPAIR THE PERSON FOREVER. YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOT. YOU THINK KIDS DON'T NEED EYES, THEN YOU'RE JUST AS FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD AS THE GUY WHO ATE HIS KID'S EYES. DUMBASS.

[MrPuddingTaco]

@Achilles3456 He's joking, dipshit.

[ortelere]

@Achilles3456 lol you know he's kidding right? jesus christ

[narukofan2]

Hannibal Lector much.

This kid's parents are fucked in the head.

Poor kid.

[1mapleandoak]

maybe he thought he was fixing them... lmao

[MemoryOfTheRose]

i dont know why you would hack your legs. that sounds like it would hurt. lmao

[darkninjagz1]

Wtf?

[TheMotherfluffer]

damn. that kid fucked him up xDD

[marshmallowgirl4life]

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING, but i kept saying to myself "this isnt funny, this isnt funny, this isnt funny!"

[LauraHellTM]

ive smoked bud laced with pcp, that shit fucked me UP

[ShawtyLovesYou44]

if you are halucinating tht ur sons a frekin gnome or whatever, WHY WOULD YOU FREKN EAT HIS EYEBALLS!! who eats unicorn eyes or whatever?!

[raintalonwindclan]

DIE DEMON MIDGET FROM THE UNDERWORLD OF UNICORNS! XD

[Knightlite18]

hahah that's so messed up

[redeyesAAAA]

the kid can still kill if hes driving

[xXsmexxisweetheartXD]

"die demon midget from the underworld of unicorns!!!" hahaha great

[degrassigurl7387]

0:31 bahaha

[degrassigurl7387]

DIE DEMON MIDGET FROM THE UNDERWORLD OF UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

[TheMadman37]

thats why the justice system is corrupt

[Shadowfox60]

DIE DEMON MIDGET FROM THE UNDERWORLD OF UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ravengaminig]

@Shadowfox60 WTF???

[pedoncule123]

@Euorb Loll your so stupid that you kept watching 'till the end? Shut up kid go back to facebook.

[MrResidenteviladdict]

i can only imagine the pain that poor kid went through

[blomstershow10]

Thats just way awesome i told my step sister that and we laughed i All most peed myself

[paramore12555]

I wonder how you can get your eyes to pop out o_O Shallow eye sockets.. Im asian, I wanna know if I have it o.O (I do NOT want my eyes to pop out XD)

[SirMalker]

Hey dude, you gotta watch what the fuck you're saying... Implying that unicorns aren't real? - That's just not cool.

[noirecerisefluer]

shank. shank shank shank. wait hows a three year old gonu drag the body to a hiding place?

[alyciaroxx1010]

die evil miget from the world of unicorns hahah

[MegaOliber]

Clever funny your rite its not food

[unknownsinner1]

Dude must have thought he was in Sparta300

[ntherewas1]

You're funny =)

[DivaThreeSixteen]

SHANK EM IN THE NECK. HARDCORE

[luckytayrules]

maybe he thought he was fixing them...

[legacygaming13]

can i get some drugs from that guy?

[all1001races]

 bgbnbgf

dd

[meredithisbeastly]

DIE DEMONED MIDGET FROM THE UNDERWORLD OF UNICORNS! XD !!!

[falloffabridgebitch1]

These must be stories from the US..xD We're fucking retarded..im moving to Canada.

[RaverGirl85]

@falloffabridgebitch1 Ima come too!