Strikeforce's Josh Barnett Fixes A Broken Nose With Two Pens + Bad Puns

[SMOKINKUSH420ful]

Fuck barnett punk ass bitch

[nett103]

And this is proof that healthcare is too expensive in the states. lol

[bhstone1]

is he a doctor or something?

[antonyneal]

Josh Barnett is a gentleman and a scholar.

[StraightfromdaMV420]

Somehow disgusting

[jcac1023]

how long does a broken nose like this or from a fight heal?

[universalsoldierGR44]

@jcac1023 about a week, it heals really fast because your head has really good blood flow. I've had my nose broken and didn't know it, no blood, nothing. I had a nose job and the surgeon's told me it was broken at some point. best advice if you have a broken nose get to a doctor. Check out frank shamrocks it looks bad

[contacter]

that is one HOTT nose/nostrils hes fussing over

[Sh1t0nTheVilla]

In england we call 'snatch' a womans va jay jay

[Hegilian]

@Sh1t0nTheVilla In Soviet Russia womens jay jay snatches you!

[Jfaiola]

did anybody else hear that cracking sound at 1:27?

[breakdancerQ]

Next time I break my nose ill just visit Barnett

[momolesinge7]

pop sound at 1:28 ahah

[Fupper16]

I don't care if you're a fan of Barnett, but you gotta admit that was fucking badass.

[123gwf]

I can't help but think that dropping the pens on the floor where everywhere is walking, and then putting it deep into a broken nose "might" not be the best way to avoid an infection.

[RasOye]

my nose hurts watching this

[leonelp51]

toady i fixed my own nose :D thankfully ... its aligned again and yeah the *pop* sound xxD

[ChaneyisBishop]

Broke my nose today at school, took me three hours to get it to stop bleeding, good thing I could stil breath out of it.

[Mutahnt]

He's an artist

[serdgeedgerunner]

fucking doctor would take a grand for this "surgery"

[KravaLLT]

That's what I call an "Old school" treatment

[mjccmc82]

Dr barnett in the house

[Karlskogasstolthet]

The Punisher Style ;D

[DalleKanelius]

Well shiiiiiet. I had to wait for 2 hours at the hospital to get my broken nose fixed

[selenanub]

i'd cry lol

[Sandesnor2]

Anyone else just waiting for the *pop* sound?

[baasbovenbaass]

Ooh im sorry its ''black eye'' in English,In Holland we say bleu eye :Blauw oog.

[baasbovenbaass]

Josh Barnett looks fucking awsome witht hat bleu eye.

[SurferKenTV3]

This was pretty damn awesome.

[dss103]

Is Josh Barnett a doctor or something? If he is, I never heard anything about it lol

[MoonBHAA]

Barnett looks like a german ss commander.

[FishTalkFish]

This cave man did not even do a good job as a doctor! I am an Otolaryngologist who fixes noses. I would have actually corrected the fighter's broken nose. Instead of pinching it inwards on his left side, I would have been pulling out on his right side . In the end of the video the fighters nose has not truly been helped at all. I guess he got camera time for that growing life problem.....

[CastleCrashed]

I don't know why but that grosses me out lol

[MyCrisSpace]

nice that saved him a few thousands

[NearlyFreeSpeech]

wtf?? I'll go to a fucking doctor and have him fix my shit.. Eff u josh barnett

[MyCrisSpace]

@NearlyFreeSpeech most people don't have health insurance the doctor would of done the same thing barnett did and charged him $160 for the doctors visit or $1,500 if he would of gone to the E.R

[666ThaScarecro666]

josh told him not to fuck with it then he keeps rubbing it with that tissue. He knocked it back crooked as he was standing up then josh looks again and goes "eeeeww" lol its his fault. when he was laying down josh had it lookin good.

[Calizactive187]

Snatch = Pussy.

[theMusicJon]

Love It WOw having Josh Barnett Fixing ur nose Awesome

[kaveson101]

Josh Barnett is gonna WIN the tournament!!

[Avonidsed]

I said God-damn... Anyone else cringe?

[hotstixx]

@bosnianpro1 i cant cope with such dazzling rhetoric.

[hotstixx]

@bosnianpro1 i hope you are a ostrich.

[GreenMachine0990]

more like have Josh Barnett fix it in 5 minutes after the break instead of having to drive through the city in traffic and maybe have a doctor on your nose in 30 minutes.

[wordtouremother]

Never let Barnett gain side control if there are biro's lying around.

[TapYouOut81]

Josh Barnett is wearing a Midnight shirt!!! Killer band! \m/

[heat4yoass]

Josh is a beast! 

[Ruttenpapa]

Dr Josh Barnett :)

[cyclop41]

That guy took it like a man when he was getting his nose fixed!

[Off111]

He might have failed, breaking his nose lifting weights. But the dude took the pain like a champ.

[ShikanNopp]

AUGAHH \! That's how men fix fucked up body parts!

[boredandwise]

hey guys ! maybe we should go to a doctor ! 

[piratebri]

@boredandwise and get a bill from the ER for $15,000? Fuck that

[iwouldliketosee1]

You have just learned the hidden secrets behind chopsticks

[castillo2584]

Holy shit ! you have to have courage to let Dr. Barnett fix your nose.....lol.

[MrJKW1991]

@dbzfighterz

''had''? what did it fall down a well or something??

[poopheadIII]

Why is he not going to the hospital instead letting this dude working on his nose with 2 pens ?

[xFatherOfJoex]

@poopheadIII no Obamacare

[funkybjorn11]

@poopheadIII - Hospital costs losts of money. Better to have josh fix it and save money.

[TakedownFights]

Josh Barnett is a certified rhinoplasty technician ;-)

[Khaos969]

1:27 anyone hear the crack of the nose?

[NoWelders]

I've never heard of anyone hitting their nose during a snatch. His technique must be awful.

[osanan]

Who speaks Portuguese there? o_O

[kamikazerus]

upgrade complete

[isakdick]

you're a male nurse bro!

[InfiniteGXT]

what the fuck is a snatch? is that slang for a vagina?

[elizzle28]

@InfiniteGXT hahah but naw its an olympic lift kinda like the clean and press except wide grip where u kinda throw it over ur head

[cujo905]

@InfiniteGXT Yes it is slang for vagina...but it is also a term in powerlifting

[Loomr]

@cujo905 NO! Not in powerlifting, but in olympic weigthlifting :P !

There's a difference between the two as Oly lifts are a thing of beauty and grace, where as powerlifting is just brutish and clumsy in comparison.

Also Olympic lifting is the oldest of any competitive lifting sports.

[swhite6]

Heart Endurance Aggression Technique. HEAT.

thats awesome.

[crazymike1706]

I guess sticking pens up your nose is not such a bad idea.

[jimigrim13]

Craccckk, ._O

[mmaboxingfan2]

Are you guys really asking what a bad snatch is lol... they tell you at the start of this video basically what a bad snatch is.

[mmaboxingfan2]

I got surgery on my nose to fix a septum and it still bugs me... maybe I should of went to see the best in town josh the doctor barnett. Damn no cost nothing go see josh he would of fixed me right up.

[slothdaddy915]

lol im actually becoming a big fan of barnett....never respected him with his multiple drug test fails but im becoming more and more of a fan now. especially against brett rogers

[BobsWS6]

I much rather prefer seeing this side of Barnett. Its good to see he has a good heart, and is not just a fighter. I always digged on the fact that he likes Fist of the Northstar. Hopefully he does well in the HW tournament, though I don't think Brett Rogers will present many problems for him.

[callmeCAYLOR]

what the hell is a bad snatch???? anyone?

[anuthutantrum]

@callmeCAYLOR when you lose your virginity you will understand

[truefrompg]

"Armed with nothing more than two unsterile pens and some bad jokes, combat veteran Dr. Barnett got the job done" LOL at least the descriptions being honest

[patodidaskalia]

1:03 watch josh knuckles....

[thebeast780]

he has a fuckin broken nose and telling him to relax lmao

[sathanas222]

Josh looks like he's working on his epic viking beard

[AlajlubNinja]

I wonder what he could if he had three pens?

[tintinbeotch]

ouch

[elveg]

Holy Moly

[rememberhiswords]

Josh is a badass

[naraic1020]

Josh Barnett looks bad ass with a beard

[quezcatol]

i'm a doctor, my analyze is that a big guy put pencils inside another guys nose. this is not good.

ps! im not a doctor.

[dapappacn]

@quezcatol a doctor from no spell check?

[quezcatol]

@dapappacn I was very serious.

serious kitty.

[vskerane]

that's nice skill to have when you are a pro fighter.

[HoneyIEducatedTheWeb]

"It's okay to cry"

Condescending a man.

One of the most insulting things you can do. Seriously.

[teyzar]

Dr Barnett to the rescue!

lol @ the "bad snatch" lines, haha!

[AKAMUSICkeepit100]

I had a deviated septum that I pushed back out myself, and I told my old friends who I don't hang with anymore no fuckin around hittin me in the face or dumb shit, an hour later my supposed best friend hits me in the face apparently joking, and I never was able to push it back out again. wack. he really shouldn't be moving it at all.

[AKAMUSICkeepit100]

but he's moving it side to side and shit rubbing the blood off but theres no blood. a broken nose in its first days are so easy to move out of place again.

[4pl3x]

Dr. barnett

[FCEBKconcealedweapon]

josh barnett seems pretty cool

[hotstixx]

lol..good video !

karyn is really great..pretty as hell,always great energy and smiling...and clearly a good sport about this all male environment.

please no motorboating bullshit syndrome.

[eLLriDe420]

@hotstixx no she is not

[hotstixx]

@eLLriDe420 you`re entitled to your opinion..just many seem to differ with yours.

[gosuyun]

i think josh might be gay..

[bartoidy]

zrobil to niczym Dr. House :D

[garmool]

that was hard to watch

[tuvaluboi]

he should keep the beard when he fights

[Thiagosilva2487]

@tuvaluboi he said he was going 2 for this fight

[fatcat3211]

Ouch!

[JohnnyAwesome420]

Damnit! I wish I could hate Josh Barnett. Can't do it though.

[TerryMMA85]

that was quite funny

[8701F]

You tellin me this mtf could heal himself? XD

[igormicro]

and that is how you become Owen Wilson

[Gusto821]

Lmao locos jajaja

[EntertainWorld]

i like josh barnett just a bit more now

[huddy460]

@EntertainWorld WHY cause he eats bad snatch?

[nvcn86]

hey, it's the glute guy ;)

[im2PacsFather]

Josh Barnett is a good man

[HamodiiiCR]

Btw , eating while watching this video is not a good idea..

[huddy460]

@HamodiiiCR wut eatin snatch?

[huddy460]

so josh likes bad snatches and rampage like motor-boating

[itsfaith77]

whats up with the whole snatch thing? i dont get why its so funny..

[huddy460]

@itsfaith77 because thers a lady in the room

[xxTRUTHxx1]

@itsfaith77 the guy broke is nose doing cleans where he used the snatch technique with the bar, the bar hit his nose on the way up and he broke it, snatch is also a slang word for a women's p***y. so he was doin a play on words makin a joke

[MrBenDooon]

@itsfaith77 snatch is slang word for pussy

[itsfaith77]

@MrBenDooon o ok rofl never heard of that

[bricksmma]

Wow lmao. Just give him some roids josh lol

[brknspacebar]

fuck off with this ariel vs karyn shit, its so stupid and gay

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

@brknspacebar if you're into arial you must be gay

[brknspacebar]

@TheNewMusicNetwork i agree

[masenka76]

DR. BARNETT!!!

[huddy460]

karyn bryant is such a great reporter....wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyy better than ariel

[muchohumpty]

@huddy460 and her video content is better overall. You dont see many MMA reporters like this, this often, showing this kind of material daily

[huddy460]

@muchohumpty yea and ariel is starting to turn into to eilie the annoying pactard

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@huddy460 indeed

[huddy460]

bad snatch lol...

[Desi9]

alistair ubereem will destory this guy in the finals if he can even get there

[PSamra89]

did anyone else cringe while he was doing that?

[hahaha123]

I didn't realise Josh was such a humble and funny guy. Thats not how a lot of media depict him. Good job Karyn!

[illuminatijews]

So, why did Josh break his nose?

[03blaird]

lol, barnett shoulda gone to med school

[redhatlt]

The real question is: Can MacGyver do the same thing but faster??

[PainandMotivation]

ooooo i know exactly how that feels because i broke my nose too

[JohnnyBoyCali]

Wow you could hear the snapping sounds when josh reset it? Shouldn't a doctor be doing this?

[Pr0v0ked]

@JohnnyBoyCali

Well, maybe he doesn't have insurance? I don't know much about the US in terms of healthcare etc. but I know it's not like Norway where they take care of everything for free. Not sure you need it though for this..

[plasticboy81]

@Pr0v0ked

glad we live in western europe where everybody have health insurance ;-))

[918Anon]

@plasticboy81 Europe sucks

[misterzeerow]

@918Anon your mom swallows

[918Anon]

@misterzeerow Your mother was a goat.

[JohnnyBoyCali]

@Pr0v0ked That's a good point. I live in the US and doctors here charge a fortune for any thing. Forget going to the hospital, hospitals charge thousands and thousands of dollars. If he went to a doctor the doctor would charge him a 100 dollars to send him to a specialist. The specialist would then charge him hundreds of dollars more and then send him to get XRays and MRI's which would also cost a fortune. In the end he'd still have a busted nose but in addition would be broke.

[DXTC4real]

@JohnnyBoyCali Yeah I know what you mean man. Over here in Sweden, the doctors are dicks as well. They never prescribe anything. My girlfriend had a recent surgery in her elbow, they didnt do anything, just opened up and checked it out. She got no pain meds afterwards. Bullshit

[dontcatchnosleep]

lol, its not any worse. should have used a sharpee

[playtoyx]

TECHNIQUE BABY

[AmsterdamHeavy]

barnett is fuckin nuts - he should win on Sat too

[bivcyz00]

Ow, hope he doesn't blow his nose, he'll get black eyes lol

[GanBoi91]

LoL, bad snatch, try not to fuck with it...

[HULK91X16]

WOOH