Will somebody answer the fucking phone? Good Lord. Hello? Hey Justin. My name isn't Justin. Hey. It's Aaron. That's great. I can't come out tonight. What? I'm going to see this girl. But I thought we were gonna have an orgy. No. No. Her name is Candy. I don't care what her name is. She's real cute. I gotta go. See ya.
What? Oh, hell no. I know a girl who's tough but sweet. (More like sour.) She's so fine she can't be beat. (I'll fucking beat her.) She's got everything that I desire. (Yeah, well she's missing a few inches.) Set the summer sun on fire. (I'll light her on fire.) I want Candy. (Ew.) I want Candy. (I didn't know you liked the taco.) I want Candy. (Are you sure it's not Randy?) I want Candy. (I'll kill that bitch.)
Go to see her when the sun goes down. (You always told me you were going to the bathroom.) Ain't no finer girl in town. (‘Cause she's a slut.) You're my girl, what the doctor ordered. (I didn't know you could have a skank as a prescription.) So sweet she makes my mouth water. (‘Cause my cock was in your mouth last night.) I want Candy. (Yeah, candy penis.) I want Candy. (You're gonna smell like fish.) I want Candy. (Bitch, you're not Willy Wonka.) I want Candy. (She's just a loose-pussied ho.)
Hey. (What?) Hey. (What?!) Hey. (Why do you keep saying hey?) Hey. (Stop it.) Hey. (What is this hey?) Hey. (Stop it.) Hey. (I will kill you. Shut up.) Hey. Candy on the beach, there's nothing better. (Oh, gag me with a spoon.) But I like Candy when it's wrapped in a sweater. (Well, isn't that kinky?)
Someday soon I'll make you mine. (You're a cockeye, I don't want you.) Then I'll have Candy all the time. (You'll have the smell of fish all the time.) I want Candy. (It's not even Halloween.) I want Candy. (She's not even a real girl.) I want Candy. (Great. Let's go to WalMart and get some.) I want Candy. (Oh, God, we get the point.)
Candy in the morning time. (Ew.) Candy in the hot sunshine. (Ew.) Candy, baby, can't you see? (No.) All I want is your Candy! (Gross.) Candy in the morning time. (Ew.) Candy in the hot sunshine. (Ew.) Candy, baby, can't you see? (No.) All I want is your Candy! Hey. (Oh, not again.) Hey. (Shut up.) Hey. All I want is your Candy! Hey. (Shut up.) Hey. (I will kill you. I will kil you...) Hey. (...with my eyeliner.) Hey. All I want is your Candy! I'll kill that bitch, too
@NightmarePriincess well.. I had an arguement with like 3 people about wether or not you can someone with anything (leafs, happyness, sadness, sound waves, a feather, etc, etc.
@nostalgicdreamer4evr Well, that would be Aaron Carter. And considering the fact that he's basically the Justin Bieber of about 5 or 6 years ago, I'm not surprised that you think he sounds like a girl. XD
You have made my fucking life. Words cannot describe how... in love with this video I am. My passion burns like a thousands flaming suns. For you. And Your video-oriented talent. ThankyouohdearGod.
these voices sound familiar -_-
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o0o0mikage0o0o 4 days ago
This...This...THIS!
The internet has been won.
Everyone else, go home!
THIS IS JUST...DAH! No words!
MissLenaAnarchy 2 weeks ago
this never not make me laugh. i love the part when ever body says hey :3
xxxbookloverxxx 1 month ago
ur caca I don't want you :3
kataramorrell14 1 month ago
AWW!!!
sakurabyheart 1 month ago
best ever XD
ogminecrafter 1 month ago
xD cuz she's a slut
HikarixKanon 1 month ago
I want candy!Ok let's go to walmart to get u some
MegaSislove 1 month ago 5
Aw Gil, he still luvs u most!
OtakuAme 1 month ago
This is just fantastic, you need more views much more views, I mean for the love of bleh!!! Just awesome... XD
danthedarkone400 1 month ago
You, have just won the internet. *bows*
KeeperOfSecrets567 1 month ago 2
Oz: i want candy
Gil:Yeah cause you cant eat penis.
*I almost died!!!!!!!*
RoseBlossom72 1 month ago 2
artemisF15 1 month ago
Funniest video I've ever seen.
DaisukiAmoreVous 1 month ago
haha lol that was off the fuging chain!!!
loveanimenmangalots 1 month ago
HEyy... Gil is just jealous!!!! Cuz Oz wants Alice more than himmmm!!!!
kuroshitsujifreak 1 month ago
stfp ill kill you ill kill you with my eyeliner!!!!
I WANT CANDY!
ill kill that bitch too. LOL
Canseedeadpeople1 2 months ago
2:47 i thought they lived in the past?...Why they wearing that??
btw i want candy.
AmTomix 2 months ago
xD
"¡Hey!"
"¡Oh not again!"
naomita20 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
hahahahaha this is freakin funny/cute
MsSadstory123 2 months ago
NOTICE IT IS BREAK WHO SAYS HEY TO GIL THE MOAST >/////<
spacehannahlawhon 2 months ago
Ha! I LOVE this!
tehcolourpurple10796 2 months ago
ahaahaha Oh my Gaaaad!! x°°°D
That's kinda fantasticcc!! *ç* *faves*
TsunderexYandere 2 months ago
lol Gil" bitch ur not willy wonka" XD ya u go set that hoe on fire!
XXHinaRaverXX 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
DUDE IT'S AMAZING YOU PUT ALICE IT FITS THEM SO MUCH!! XD -bows down to your epicness-
xMoonlightSpade 2 months ago
XD Perfect! so fits!
sk8erboichik999586 2 months ago
oh i like this part to 'i want candy ya lets go to walmart and buy some' hahahahahahaha not funny jk
lunarnidnight 2 months ago
hahaha hilarious 'hey justin my name isnt justin hey its aroun thats great i love gills face hahahaha genious
lunarnidnight 2 months ago
hahaha XD this is bloody funny
KyoKurosaki13 2 months ago
@KyoKurosaki13 R U BRITISH OR SOMETHING?!?!?!
lookupskye 2 months ago
@lookupskye ==|| how rude no need to yell -.-
KyoKurosaki13 2 weeks ago
Oh Gil and his eyeliner... Wait what???
AnimeMangaFan48559 2 months ago
4 words ha-lar-i-ous!!!! Loved it!!! So funny love gils comments!
cuteEEVEE48559 2 months ago
DYING omg that was awesome;)
shallowxanime 2 months ago
"I didn't know you can get a skank as a prescription."
AnnaHellsing 3 months ago
HahahahaXD! Never fails to make me laugh!
AnimeGirl13333 3 months ago
I watched the beginning thirty-two times (i counted) before I stopped laughing enough to watch the rest of the vid XD
DarkWhisper11 4 months ago
AAAAAAH THAT FU***** AWSOME
brunasdo123 4 months ago
This is made of YES.
TomatoJane42 4 months ago
ah~ gil gil gil, oz BELONGS with alice. deal, or die *smiles*
misundertaker 4 months ago
2nd best
Oz. I want candy
Gil. Great let's go to walmart and go get some
llnikkill123 4 months ago 2
Lmfao best line
Oz. I want candy
Gil. Bitch your not Willie wonka
llnikkill123 4 months ago 4
... I didn't kno Gil was the jelous type
Ps fucking epic
llnikkill123 4 months ago
Ur gonna smell like bitch :)
ilovebreak600 4 months ago
omfg thats fucking epic XD
XOXTheFunnyBunnyXOX 4 months ago
OMG LMAO!!! xD This AMV was soo funny!! I totally agree with Gilbert xD !!
SasukeIsMyHotBoy 5 months ago
LOVE IT!!! Coz it can always make me laugh XD " bitch ur not willy wonka" LOL
MexicanPickleEatsYou 5 months ago
YOU ARE A FLAWLESS HUMAN BEING!
lovinyoujacksparrow2 5 months ago 17
@lovinyoujacksparrow2 If I'm a flawless human being, then you must be god! XD Haha, but thank you! :D
WooperRevival134 5 months ago 6
this is so ................
22airangel 5 months ago
WHAT IS THIS HEY/ WELL ISNT THAT KINKY
DancinCupcakeMonster 5 months ago
OMG I DIED!
AnnaHellsing 5 months ago
0:42
what ep is this....
XionVinco 5 months ago
@XionVinco That's episode 6.
WooperRevival134 5 months ago
And THIS is what happens when Gil gets drunk
natcat18 6 months ago 7
3:04 <------xD Look at Oz's face!
EepAttack 7 months ago
Pretty good lip sync, or at least I think so. Who's that person that supposed to be swapped voices with Gil? -clueless-
musicbookseverything 7 months ago
@musicbookseverything If you're wondering who's singin/talking when you see Gil, it's Geoffrey Paris.
LuckyStarAlice13 6 months ago
@LuckyStarAlice13 isn't he the sassy gay friend?
NinjaShinigamiWolf 4 months ago
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
mnickerson1211 8 months ago
hehe fun singing along to this!! And is it weird that I’m suddenly craving candy?
dimmondhart333 8 months ago
OMG THAT IS SOOO OZ!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha AND GIL IS SOOO THAT JEALOUS!!!!!!! u r a genius!!
YukiDunna 8 months ago
I'll kill you with my eyeliner 0_o I didn't know you could kill a person with eyeliner.....~Shrugs~ I guess Gilbert ca find a way.....
NightmarePriincess 8 months ago 33
@NightmarePriincess well.. I had an arguement with like 3 people about wether or not you can someone with anything (leafs, happyness, sadness, sound waves, a feather, etc, etc.
sweetmockingjay 3 months ago
@NightmarePriincess
totally. wait, gil wears eyeliner???
dragonmunchy 1 month ago
What ep at 2:52?
Cryptidseeker101 9 months ago
@Cryptidseeker101 That's actually from an omake. I believe it's the...second one?
WooperRevival134 9 months ago
@WooperRevival134 Omake?
Cryptidseeker101 9 months ago
lol Creeper Break XD
nostalgicdreamer4evr 9 months ago
LOL this is funny!!!!
TheWatergirl81 10 months ago
i can pretty much die happy now
TheVampireSkittles 10 months ago
I'm I the only one who thinks, that the person who is supposed to be Oz sounds like a girl?? Or it is a girl??? O.o I'm so confused...
nostalgicdreamer4evr 10 months ago
@nostalgicdreamer4evr Well, that would be Aaron Carter. And considering the fact that he's basically the Justin Bieber of about 5 or 6 years ago, I'm not surprised that you think he sounds like a girl. XD
WooperRevival134 10 months ago
@WooperRevival134 Though Aaron may be the Justin Bieber from years ago, no one hated him as much....as far as I remember
meghanplumley12 10 months ago
@meghanplumley12 Oh no, he got nowhere near as much hate as Bieber I believe. In fact I loved Aaron Carter when I was a kid :)
WooperRevival134 10 months ago
@WooperRevival134 Agreed!
meghanplumley12 10 months ago
lol halirious xD
nerokashu 10 months ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. COMPLETE LOOOOOOOOOOVE!!~ :DDD.
aquabluecat123 10 months ago
LOVE!!
NightLover1313 10 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
bratzkidzlady 11 months ago
You have made my fucking life. Words cannot describe how... in love with this video I am. My passion burns like a thousands flaming suns. For you. And Your video-oriented talent. ThankyouohdearGod.
KuyuriByakuugan 11 months ago
@KuyuriByakuugan I feel incredibly honored! Thank you so much, you made my bad day so much better!
WooperRevival134 11 months ago
BWAHAHAHA!!! GENIUS!! SOO FREAKING FUNNY!!
animeloverlilly 1 year ago 29
@animeloverlilly Thank you! :D
WooperRevival134 1 year ago
OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS XD!!!!! just made my morning!!!
MsMikaSnow123 1 year ago
Hahaha!xD
ShugoCharaRox7 1 year ago
so epic i died laughing XD <3
DarkPrincessWarrior5 1 year ago
@DarkPrincessWarrior5 Thank you! ^^
WooperRevival134 1 year ago
NOOO I DIDN'T GET FIRST COMMENT. But at least I saw it first.
ANYHOW This is fucking EPIC and AWESOME and DON'T YOU DARE THINK IT'S NOT EPIC AWESOME WIN. And this version is so much better~! XDD
Gil's responses are fuckin PERFECT WAHHH~<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
PikachuRandom 1 year ago
@PikachuRandom You technically commented first over AIM :)
Well, I don't think it's the best, but I'm happy you like it! X3 And hey, since it was fun, I guess that makes up for it, no?
"Cause my cock was in your mouth last night!" Sorry Gil, I believe it's the other way around. Your still his uke after all :)
WooperRevival134 1 year ago
Hahahaha!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!! XD I am laughing so hard right now!!!!! Hahahaha!!!! X,D This is FANTASIC!!!!! XD
freebenjeebies 1 year ago
@freebenjeebies Thank you!!! :D I'm happy you like it!! X3
WooperRevival134 1 year ago
As soon as I saw the title, I knew what song you used XDD Its hilarious and the lip-sync wasn't too far off <333 Merry X-Mas from me and Edgar! ;D
SugarRushOverload 1 year ago
@SugarRushOverload Best song ever! I remember hearing for the first time, and it felt like my childhood slowly slipped away. ...Into awesomeness XD
Merry Christmas! Tell Edgar I send him my love <3
WooperRevival134 1 year ago