Banned Commercials - Microsoft XBox

[EnglishTeacheization]

Great teaching!

[IKILLYOU975]

So that's why the vagina is called a baby cannon.

[8pop01]

if that didnt kill him....

[Wizardpower202]

Pause between 0:29 and 0:30 u can his dick lol

[JaviPandu]

oh god

[hortulanus94]

wow, what a life.

[sportsstar1997]

0:28 you can see his penis & balls

[ourhandsaretied]

This is just fucking disturbing

[iweepwhenifart]

when he became a kid i expected him to crash into the ground and ill let the story of super man continue the story....

[JonathanDerbidge]

oh my god!

[Paromita127]

I have seen this before? On tv? I think.

[Thedjsmokeybear]

This was so F in Dumb

[yoonjoonso]

This reminds me of the King Kong ad

[IGaveMyNameToThatGuy]

good thing I've already been born cus now I'm scared of it

[xXxDarkAdeptusxXx]

What. The. Fuck.

[bhimz2]

0:30 his dick >.<

[attila16011986]

dumass comercial:))



[bhuvadav]

I love it.. so funny

[velgax07]

and this is what i watch at english in school today xD

[almargo55]

Great video! Can't stop laughing!

[withoutcreator]

watch?v=YYfq0JUYtG8

Someone will soon get 1 000 000 000 views.

Justin Bieber will be the first in the history of Youtube.

We can dethrone him and make this video create a BIG impact on Youtube.

Just watch this 5 sec video, no need to like or subscribe.

I am not a ''Hater'' but someone who want to pull down the big one with almost 1G views.

It will soon be too late.

watch?v=YYfq0JUYtG8

Thumbs up, copy and paste so everyone can be part of this project.

[CatchingCurtis]

That mom needs to be set up with missles.

[MsAnnoyingComment]

Is it weird that I actually find some sort of poetry in this? o_O

[upallhours9]

They should have released this to tv.

[hop208]

Wouldn't you want to not waste your short life playing xbox then?

[Stanke023]

@hop208 ofc not :) I play ps3 xD

[Scrier9]

@hop208 nice try ps3 fans

[spookym123]

FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[jaybels127]

what the shit...?

[tbrence]

Life is short.... Yep sounds like Xbox

[Poornoobtroll]

Can anyone say.....HADOUKEN

[011azr]

What's the point? This video is often played in ESQ class.

[SoInhumane]

LMFAO Thats sick! XD

[Jacobatpats]

@dgamer28

That's the dark red cord that snapped in half at the beginning lol

[Dgamer28]

What about the umbillical cord? (If that's how you spell it)

[1824761]

hahahahahahahaha he landed in the grave

[sonic80474]

SORRY XBOX I STILL PEFURE MY GAMECUBE MORE THAN XBOX AND PS2 THE MORE REASON TO BUY GAMECUBE EPIC FAIL HOW EVER XBOX 360 IS WAY MORE BETTER ADVERTS THAN WTF XBOX ONES AND PS3 BETTER THANPS2 BUT TO BE ONIST GAMECUBE HAD MORE SONIC GAMES THAN XBOX AND PS2SAD CONSOLE BECAUSE OFF BILL GATES THE SEGA AND NINTENDDO ADVERTS WERE BETTER AT THE TIME NOW ITS XBOX 360 AND PS3 GOOD THING IT GOT BANNED

[bobojangles22]

just lamo he mustve bin circilyne the erath for about 67 years lmao

[lemuelammiel]

i would really say LIFE IS SHORT!! damn i love this vid!! wonder why dis is banned!! :D

[Tagproductions101]

I saw this in aus

:(

[Jack360180720]

hahahah

[c04ch4bl3b1k3]

WTF did I just watch.... confusing.... LOL :D

[TheMario74891]

here is the dialog:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[zqfan27]

:l i didnt expected that

[Chrislav7]

Why was it banned? Telling people to play more video games or something?

[KirstineEibyeElgaard]

W... T... F...

[bcbluecheese]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA

derd i speeld tat rite ?

[LordxHasta]

I actually saw this on tv one time...

[Chrislav7]

@LordxHasta good for you faggot

[LordxHasta]

@Chrislav7 unsuccesfull troll is unsuccesfull

[12349033]

That's why your gay cuz u brought a game cube

[y2j456]

@12349033 lol atleast learn how to replay if you're gonna flame someone. noob

[Flesmus]

@12349033 That dpoesn't make any sense, what the fuck does being gay have to do with a game system? it means you love the same gender, retard, by the way, love isn't wrong, demon...

[moosiesan]

OMG

[SonicPedroTurbinado]

That's why I bought a GameCube...

[Stanke023]

@SonicPedroTurbinado whats a game cube ?

[SonicPedroTurbinado]

@Stanke023 Nintendo's home console before the Wii. It wasn't famous, but I heard something about the GameCube hardware being more powerful than the Wii's hardware!

[SonicPedroTurbinado]

That's what you make on crack

[Makgalkin]

Привет!

[gartnavel89]

Play MORE?!!!

[stoopiddeathmonkey]

Whaa? But I Could've Sworn I Saw This On T.V. O_o

[submit2520]

Why banned its good! XD

[TheXatheron]

@Lavos2007 You sir, have played Chronotrigger.

[PunkTheEverliving]

he had a haircut while hes flying

[dont6sue4me0]

wtf did i just watch

[Woouie]

Cool, you born, you fly, you'r parents die, you fly, all you know is aaa, you die. How the hell he know that he should hide his pride?

[CannonChest]

oooooooo i remember this i seen it like twice on tv

[TheRandomnessx7]

What is wrong with back in the day commercials

[SincerelyPsych]

@Davanatour tottally

[Davanatour]

Best acid trip ever.

[MegaBigbird93]

i thought the xbox was gonna come out of her vagina.........

[StarTrippaKilla]

@MegaBigbird93 same here

[patseagles360]

@MegaBigbird93 me too

[RedTailedTuna]

"HA HA HE HE" It's funnycause he got old

[Niall393]

More like a sims add.

[SkweezMiNutz]

@Niall393 yeah, that's what i was thinking, too

[dreamstonestd]

this video was madeby Sony PS2, this its a fake made by XBOX fan...(horrible one)

[Mjolkmaestro]

Hahahaha I thought they were gonna be like "Xbox. It feels pretty much like that"

[tfalcao05]

The first time i've whatched this (about 8 years ago) It was a Sony PS2 commercial.

who's got the original?

[Thepersoneatingacow]

press 1 for the creepiest noise ever

[memesrock]

Sweet mither of chrost that umbellical cord was long

[luneisolde]

sick! this commercial is just so insensitive

[Yukoshimaru]

at last he find the finished orgasmus ..

[ohhhcrazybitch]

Life is short. Play less and get a girlfriend. Just kidding, you'll never find a bigger videogame player, and I'm proud of it!

[Lavos2007]

@ohhhcrazybitch i bet ive logged more gaming than you have >.>

did you grow up on an NES/SNES/Gameboy etc when games were actually made to have fun instead of catering to XBox users and their general lack of appreciation of gaming? for them its "Graphics or GTFO"....funny how that never was an issue in the 80s and most of the 90s. course then you have Halo the Fail FPS, DoA Extreme for PURELY virtual tits, and a system that breaks over Retail game, none of my Nintendo or Sony systems ever broke

[RobReignhell]

@Lavos2007 Halo a fail FPS? I'm an xbox user and an avid fan of many other consoles, but when you start calling Halo a fail FPS shooter in order to try and get across your point, I think you've crossed the line. For me, it's not "graphics or GTFO". Calling Halo a failure? Now's your cue to leave. ;)

[Lavos2007]

@ohhhcrazybitch i dont really hate the Xbox for its games or even the system that much, but i also dont claim any one Console today is Superior, if anything my favorite console is still my SNES, over 20 years of frequent use and it still works and plays games 100% no problems at all, i wish i could say that about a Wii or even PS3, but as much as i love those 2 consoles, i cant say that, no console now will ever match the Quality you had in the 90s, the past decade has really dumbed down gaming

[genybr]

"Life is a long jump from the ***** to the coffin"

[RedChromeX]

if an xbox commercial was that bad i would hate to see a playstation one

[AirashiiReaper]

WTF?! What a commercial lol

[devilfish98]

he got kicked 60 years into the futer

[jenny1962ify]

LMFAO! he flew right into his coffin!

[tombud10]

Why is this banned? Fucking nanny state, feminist censorship fucks.

[Lightwader3338]

the whole life of a human in 52 seconds...

[Alexxm123]

ahahahahah, that was awesome. XD

[BrianHakim]

Так оно и есть - прыжок из пизды в могилу

[WinRemote]

he has a boner

[Bryturr]

wtf lol

[herpderp312]

wat

[Flames540]

I actually think that i've seen this one TV O_o?!

[benoitdrums1996]

LOL

[heartscrash]

press 7 over and over again, sounds like he's taking one for the grave lol

[StfuNoobx]

@heartscrash LMAO!!! ewww 

[TheBEATLESMania100]

lol his dick u can see at 0:30

[NZacoustic]

nice shot

[ezkiller93]

Microsoft... this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

[MegaMetallicaDeth]

rofl

[karban1200000]

im confused

[CherryGuides]

No wonder it's fucking banned.

LOL.

[Squirrelloverfan3]

how is this anything to xbox

[ShadowXRougeXEver]

@Squirrelloverfan3 The aim of an advert is to be rememberable. If an advert that just pushes the product, is more likely going to be ignored and forgotten.

[danne249]

nostalgi xD

[PirateDuckyy]

who else heard the slapping sounds when he turned into an old dude? >.< ew

[Hilmi0404]

wow i see that flying man like John Cena

[HardstyleTeriyaki]

....What the hell did i just watch?

[TheraMuttNightwolf]

... I saw this on TV several times lol!

[Ingrimmschable]

Skill-shot ;)

[starknight200]

Its gonna be short if you play more....

[Roodude07]

0:30 you can see his dick

[AwesomeSauce1000]

@Roodude07 Way to not waste time...

[JWH4JWH]

@Roodude07 Troll



[Roodude07]

@JWH4JWH how is that trolling?

[JWH4JWH]

@Roodude07 No explanation.

[gaylolful]

@JWH4JWH rofl

[NicklasAchieves]

@Roodude07 that's his thumb i think :)

[samanthia719btvs]

@Roodude07 I think they ignored it and said

"hey we'll call it his thumb"

[TheAngrychinesekid]

@Roodude07

ahahs its erected :D

[GamingSol]

@Roodude07 EW holy shit u can

[willempiekip]

@Roodude07 no you can't

[Roodude07]

@willempiekip then whats that thing sticking out

[willempiekip]

@Roodude07 it's his right thumb

[stevenking94]

@Roodude07 thats his thumb...

[RandomlySuzie]

@Roodude07 thanks for telling me... now i can enjoy playing a clip over an over to see an aging man's shlong.

-.-

[mario1136]

@Roodude07 I'm sure that's probably the mean reason it's banned

[MiscolOBO]

@Roodude07

Good to know you were looking so closely at that part of their bodies.

[memememe405]

@Roodude07 nah man its just his thumb

[MegaNeoRider]

Imagine SEX with that woman! o.O LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[62cky4powerthirst]

wtf were they thinking when they made this?

[Supersomonerandom]

@62cky4powerthirst they were high

[jong4tv]

@62cky4powerthirst

I think got high made this commercial

[62cky4powerthirst]

@jong4tv more than likely

[TheDCskater44]

@redisssska ... I don't want to on xbox.

[redisssska]

You can't do it on gaystation

[WebCamCartmell]

I remember seeing this ad on tv when I was little. Me, my brother and my dad were fucking roaring with laughter <3

[KrimeMater]

@FR3DisGAY... Grow a brain

[knorris1993]

0:16 made me laugh

[Charley732]

Wow...

[weedgirl90dani]

WTF?

[Brillstugn]

aimbot wallhack



[Rifqi1464]

what the fuck is microsoft thinking?

[JordanRynes]

The first mistake was not missing the window.

[ramjet94]

ummmm........this makes no fucking sense.

[Theoneandonlywizard]

That was stupid

[TheEatmyUmp45]

@Theoneandonlywizard yeah

[DallyLama93]

How come he's body grew but his hair stayed short?

[cybersteel8]

@DallyLama93 airborne haircuts

[gelatinium]

Rotfl :D :D :D Brilliant xD

[cactussheep]

@dunkerTTT he didn't covered his penis whole LOL

[alexandbros]

LOOOOOOOOOLLLL

[zombiemage1]

GOALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zombiemage1]

GOALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[davvvideos]

conclusion: this is what happens to you after playing xbox...

[lawietluverxoxo]

dingleling?o.o"

[1019grim]

penis XD

[fourstarball4]

u m b i l i c a l

umbilical....

but you should learn the word

d i c t i o n a r y

first

[TransitAngst]

This wasn't banned, I've seen it on TV.

[tomandband]

that's disturbing as fuck

[ikuyootori93]

all i could think was where's the umbilical cord? D:

[DECLAN578]

Lol fucking weird

[CCharmanderK]

...what.

[mitchisftw]

fuckin xbox perm banned me bitches smd

[fopoooy]

0:30 ... if you people didnt see that , your idiots