The Chaser's War on Everything - The Secret

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

I am sure a Somalian child would think of nothing but getting food, and yet millions die.

[neverfearchrisishere]

By The PoWER Of BULLLSHIT!

IIII BELIEVE!!

[ninjaridley]

Shit just got real!

[euroman32589]

ask, believe, recieve....is there a hint of religon there?

[DeathByTarantula]

'The Secret' isn't even a secret. If you move towards goals at a steady, even pace most of the time you will get what you want. This book is just for people who haven't yet understood life and somehow think it's magic that they're able to buy things they want or get a better paying job through effort.

[abz2freaku]

Lol these guys r hilarious

[AnandaTi]

such assholes very best to spoil the film

[NinjaJohno]

<3 being aussie

like if you do to

[RadimirWackytov]

I guess the starving children in Somalia just don't want food hard enough

[ThyJovan]

@RadimirWackytov Don't have food to stare at.

[fordyaus]

"Bitch, if that's the secret of life to you. Then kill your self."

[OnHindleyStreet]

LOL! I got the damn book as a gift from a friend, didn't know what the hell it was about and didn't read it... Pretty sure I won't at all

[Theowest]

This is just like religion.

[DemonofAvalon]

@Theowest Hurrdurr. If you're going to troll, at least put some effort into it

[Theowest]

@DemonofAvalon Well it's true..

[1991Dgray]

so essentially the secret is: be selfish and good things will happen to you and only you

[kikoandvierra]

/watch?v=lokOdvN9DeY<<< like to see chasers-esque funny stuff

[twitcher64]

Wait. Visualizing? Law of Attraction?

Then why am I not surrounded by a dozen bisexual supermodels?

[frankvonfrauner]

All of those children dying in drive by shootings were just visualizing too much negativity!

And those cancer kids... those negative little shits were begging for it!

[user2367]

The power of posivity, amirite

[iWatchAnimeAIot]

I stare at porn all day and yet i still dont get it..

[gfsdf123]

@iWatchAnimeAIot Me too brother hhhhhhhhhhhhh 

[10printDICKS20goto10]

reddit

[MrMacaroonMan]

i didnt come here to read an essay in the comments

[jocnsel]

@MrMacaroonMan I did.

[BlakesMercury]

These guys are dicks lol

Funny but arrogant dicks 2

[ddddaddddo]

10 , ooo dollars :)))

[ke70hibino]

How the hell did they get permission to do the car stunt at 2:10?

[ShadesAtKnight]

@ke70hibino It's most likely in the ABC.

[HeathDunn]

There are 118 morons confirmed on YouTube, and counting. I know there's more...

[kingyjulie]

Thinking solutions for #firstworldproblems

[raysetiger285]

lol but the shop assisstant's didnt see the 'special effects!!!'

[RyuusakiFX]

6:50 Asian man trying to hide his slushie! ahahaha adorable

[uuusmar]

this is so perfect....the whole concept the 'secret' is based on kinda assumes ur not gonna be a jackass.....common sense remains.....so yeah, there's power in it but u gotta figure it out

[SimplyAComment]

Ugh. My mother forced me to watch that bull. I can't wait to show her this.

[amopower1]

Brilliant...

[helloareyouscardycat]

Seems legit

[uncoberry92]

herpa derp derp derppppp. rofl at people.

[DrMcNinja007]

I agree 911 is in the past there is no point in dwelling on it. Arguing here for people who don't really care isn't going to change anything, lest just get back to talking about the vid, it was probably just a bunch of spammers anyway

[Mrsjimmytwoshoes]

This is the chasers vid, we are aussies. We dont want you silly americans talking 911 here day and night. Go to your fancy smancy bar and tell your obese and alcoholic mates, cause we dont care.

[jimmybrite]

My ex was a big fan of that book, she was also batshit crazy, so am I , but at least I don't read psycho babble b.s.

[thekrazed]

"Turn right NOWW!"

"What the fuck was that?!"

omg lol

[seanmathews009]

Whoever had anything to do with writing and selling The Secret is a piece of shit. This book guarantees the end of humanity's value. Hang me?

[20sk8tergirl]

Where's my new drumset?! Tsk tsk. Something doesn't work. :P

[SuperBassist96]

i need i new bass guitar... should i use this law of attraction thingy

has anyone been successful :P

[podar124]

stare at something long enough and soon it shall be yours

[Anon371]

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 9/11 ON A FUCKING COMEDY SKIT?

[nizstruck]

5:57 lmao the look on the woman's face is priceless

[thedrunkenforestGD]

God I love Chaz's face after she takes the clothes off him.

[RJhasFLOW]

Man I was in tears after this. This is quality. 

[superwowie111]

I asked and believed, so where the fuck is my 18 inch dick? Some one owes me an apology.

[s0bad]

@superwowie111 it would be funny if in a twist of fait you went to jail and received that 18inch dick you were visualising hahahah

[Rockguitarhero462]

You've got to get on board, man

[jackvincent90]

mind over matter, thoughts matter, thoughts turn into matter

[ctcole77]

3 QUESTIONS 911 TRUTHERS DON'T WANT YOU TO ASK THEM:

Since Larry Silverstein said pull it, demolished WTC 7 and collected billions in insurance, why would the insurance company pay the claim if there's evidence of fraud?

If WTC 1 & 2 were destroyed by demolition & not fire, how do you explain video of the exterior columns buckling under heat and stress loads 18 minutes after impact?

How can Marvin Bush be in charge of WTC security when he stopped working for Securecom in June of 2000?

[jackvincent90]

@ctcole77 They pay cos they are buddies with TPTB

lol have you researched the design of those buildings, all the load bearing support was in the centre of the building, a design to maximize space for offices,

Cos he had to remove himself from the spotlights, securacom carried on security untill 911 and the plan was carried out

duhhh

[ctcole77]

@jackvincent90

How about answering the questions SHILL?

First off Marvin Bush stopped working for Securecom in the summer of 2000, over year BEFORE 911.

Second of all, Securecom ONLY had a subcontract to update WTC security in 1998, three years BEFORE 911. The contract lasted only one year.

And lastly Securecomwas NEVER in charge of WTC security. The Port Authority has ALWAYS been in charge of WTC security.

911 TRUTH = 911 LIES

[jackvincent90]

@ctcole77 as i said he had to get out the spotlight, Bush was on the board of directors of Securacom from 1993-2000, which maintained security for the World Trade Center Towers up until September 11, 2001.

building 7 man building 7, oh and how are 7 of the 19 suicide bombers still alive?

oh and why is the hole in the pentagon not big enough for a plane

why was there thermite there

why where the Columns cut

why why why, if you cant accept that there is something fishy about 911, ur stupid!

[ctcole77]

@jackvincent90

Let me get this straight SHILL, the evil NWO US govt. would kill 3000 of its own citizens but let 7 arab guys live?

Please submit the names, addresses, email, and phone nubers of the "still alive hijackers" so they can appear in court.

The small hole you are speaking of was frmo one of the engines of flight 77. This was debunked YEARS AGO.

The columns were cut in the clean phase AFTER 911. There's pictures and video provin this.

jackvincent90 DEBUNKED!

[jackvincent90]

@ctcole77 shill again, i have no involvement with 911truth at all, i dont have names and adresses, im not CIA,

hole debunked? Please provide proof or direct me

k im not so sure bout the collumns, i just seen a pic with it cut and found it suspicious.

debunked my arse, yes the evil NWO will kill its OWN citezens, the NWO own the world, it does not matter where you are from, they dont care, it was problem reaction solution, all they wanna do is kill us, kill 3000 here,

[jackvincent90]

@ctcole77 kill millions there

[ctcole77]

@jackvincent90

If you actually read Steven Jones paper instead of watching the youtube movie you know that thermite wasn't found at the WTC. They only found similiar elements like sulfur. 

Do some research.

911 TRUTH = STRAWMAN

[hyperpower1000]

Fuck this shit. Lol.

[hoganfan200]

i've been using the secret in the 7th grade without even realizing it. it's crap!

[aRietD]

why always asians :D?



[artooooooooooooo]

116 people stared a jewelry stores for a whole week

[melzardust]

Oh god, the secret is the worst bullshit i have ever seen.

[KatTheFrog]

this is amazing

[moctuzuma]

Erm, excuse me, i believe your in our car?

[mohawkmohito]

This was pretty lame.

[pccalhoun]

Sufficiently fluffy bullshit has a certain elegance to it. You've got to admit that all that mental effort going into supporting a ludicrous premise is an artistic process in its own right.

[justanothername57]

WHAT an annoying voice.. the first guy has.

[lasoo88]

@Scelenaarwen It's a torch.

[Scelenaarwen]

WTF is that next to the lamp at 3:46 Oo?

[Argetnium]

@Scelenaarwen I think it's a flashlight

[Exlemic]

10 THOUSAND DOLLARS! xD xD lololol

[ritmotraveler]

The Secret, what a load of crap!

[MikeH1986MikeH]

@mphello "ROFL ROFL" thanks for saying the best joke in the comments section.

Why the fuck would anyone feel the need to re-type something that was said in a video, it doesn't make it any better

[nick081980]

year the secret is aload of bullshit. they forgot to tell you that you have to work hard for everything you get.

[eeks78]

The bigger problem, Barbara Ehrenreich talks about it in her book "Bright-Sided" is that the Law of Attraction, etc. encourages a lack of empathy. In other words, when someone's having trouble in their life, instead of understanding their feelings and caring, it becomes OK to tell them "well you must not be thinking positive enough". Her message is simpler: if something's bothering you, 1) complain, 2) get together! more impact from group action + you feel supported, 3) do something about it

[seanmathews009]

@eeks78 Yeah I saw that vid from RSAanimate. Good vid.

[dudemate78]

@eeks78 sounds like there a terrorist group

[eeks78]

@dudemate78 - haha good point! I think the difference is that she is talking about getting together, channeling that frustration towards *constructive* action, whereas terrorists would take destructive action.

[dudemate78]

@eeks78 terrorist are probley smarter too cos anyone who does this is a fucking idiot

[eeks78]

Funny video!

To address some of the debates here, my personal belief is that there's no "manifesting" anything, the "energy" of your thoughts doesn't cause "the universe" to give you things. You just notice opportunities because you are alert for them. For example, you hear people say that they bought a certain kind of car, and suddenly started seeing them on the road everywhere, but they hadn't seen any before.

Bigger problem in next post.

[bosshog7169]

HAHA the law of attraction, she talks about it like its actually scientific fact

[EnviroMr]

HAHAHAHA!!! why do they love the asians??

[Lieu3C4]

For those who Need to Know: "The Art & Practice of Creative Visualisation" by Ophiel. Simply ask at a bookstore that they order it for you, believe they will not stuff your order up, and pay up in good order in order to receive it. 

[emiycxx]

whats that music when the boy see's the bike

[JohnoEAL]

"emiycxx" - it's called "PLEASE KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT", I heard it was written especially for you.

[grettawat]

why are the victims all asians LOL

[invinciblemode]

@TheNewAlphabet of course none of them are British or Australian, you said:"Here's the list of AMERICANS that are actually funny"

[bangbuddy]

so U got Megan Gale for Logie's, isn't that enough proof :-o

[TheMavBax]

Ray Remano funny. WTF.

[ilikevines]

@TheNewAlphabet

big MEH to 75% of your list

[presidentelliot]

"We've asked for the clothes, and now we receive the clothes... From the universe" ROFL

[sockpuppet1231]

hahahahaha 4:05 

[WarnerBros556]

Ha Ha it's Like Whaching TV Burp

[killchickeneggboy]

if you want something enough, you will get it - people are misinterpreting this stuff

[halflifeproductionz]

the parking crash was fucking GOLD!!!

[molatd]

i love how they always target asians

[TheNewAlphabet]

The chaser's make me happy i live in America, where you actually have to be funny to get a comedy show

(with the exception of demetri martin)

[sqekcx]

@TheNewAlphabet

really? is american humour that funny? examples?

[TheNewAlphabet]

@sqekcx the following is a list of American comedians that are actually funny: Bill Cosby, Carrot top, Daniel Tosh, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Kat Williams, Cheech & Chong, Jeff Dunham, Bill Maher, Lewis Black, George Carlin (R.I.P), Jim Gaffigan, Dave Chappelle, Red Foxx (R.I.P), Bernie Mack, Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Kevin James. Seriously i could do this all day. And a majority of them had/ have a comedy show. None of them British or Australian.

[sqekcx]

@TheNewAlphabet

well different cultures I guess. I still think the chaser are very funny

[kyeYuri]

@TheNewAlphabet It's Australian Humor mate. I COULD say the same about American's not having as much balls as Australians to what the Chaser's clearly. But I won't make an idiotic statement like you did.

[JohnoEAL]

"TheNewAlphabet" - "The chaser's make me happy i live in America, where you actually have to be funny to get a comedy show (with the exception of demetri martin)" -Or Ellen Degenerate Dyke or Ted fuckhead Danson or Jamie white-trash Foxx or Paul Reiser or Helen Hunt or Roseanne or Cybil or Brett Butler or Dharma & Greg or frigging MASH or Brad Garrett or the Golden Girls or Gomer Pyle or the six CUNTS from Friends... Or the irrefutable king of braindead illiterate unfunny nimrods: CHARLIE SHEEN

[master67777]

@JohnoEAL so then why the fuck are u watching this video u dumshit

[JohnoEAL]

"master67777" - It's called sarcasm you illiterate cunt. LOOK IT UP (ie: all those comedians I listed SUCK SERIOUS FUCKING BALLS compared to the Chaser boys)

[thegreat0298]

@JohnoEAL charlie sheen is funny

[LordVidra]

What the hell?!

There are no top comments on that "the X number people disliking this are Rhonda Byrne's internet commenting group"?

I'm amazed Youtube. Proud of your users actually. For once.

Or did I just wished that and... I received it. Holy crap, it REALLY WORKS!

[yorkyhunt]

*Visualize!*

*Man hides ice cream from them*

LMAO.

[bazzamataz72]

i love how people get upset over the chaser, thank god for stupid people they just give us so much more to laugh at

[freecapricorn]

I think you are making fun of what you should take extremely serious!!! You are actually asking to have a laugh and there you are!

[ToshiroDK]

Once I asked and believed to receive a pedophile, and I actually got one.... and some rubbish bike... !!

[shannonfryer]

They're just taking the piss, lighten up people, you can believe in whatever you want....but we all know its obviously not as easy as what these guys are making it out to be, the whole idea is to think about something, long enough that it becomes stuck in your brain, then without realising it, you will take the steps to get it...the universe wont just give it to you without you doing shit about it!!! you dont need things like this Secret crap. you can do it without it!!!

[ALEXSW46]

I've done this and it works. all you gotta do is try. It helped me get a job. and i keep using it and it keeps working. It may all be in my head but at least i'll have an easier life than all you doubters

[randomjoe333333]

bring these guys back the only good thing left on australian tv

[jameswertin]

the canned laughter is intolerable.

[TheInstrumentKids]

@jameswertin it's a live studio audience. it's real laughter.

[TVWorthWatching]

@jameswertin It's a live audience. If you want a good example of canned laughter go watch something like that Miley Cyrus show.... Or anything by Disney.

[VTrinanV]

Press 2 repeatedly............AWESOME!­

[thed3bunny]

Laws of attraction huh... Hey it works for micheal cera. Every movie he spends 2 hours staring at some girl, than they always end up wtih him.

[drumsdwaud]

These guys are interested in ratings,good on em

Perhaps they should read Law of attraction.

[TheLittlebighero]

whats wrong with people?believing in something like this?

[Simo606]

they always give the minorities a hard time lol

[NerdKerd]

Happy birthday I got you a bike. I saw the pictures in your room so I thought that was my best bet for a gift. lol

[halifaxx55]

I didn't know there were so many asians in Australia.

[FinesseShot]

i asked and belived to have a naked girl in my bedroom now im on the sex offenders list :(

[RyanTheMahn]

This is shit humour.

[mrpoate]

@RyanTheMahn Your comment is really attracted to males.

[mphello]

"receive the bike from the old pedophile" ROFL!! ROFL!!

[afshin021]

@mphello he sued them lol then they apologized and said hes not a pedo hes into beastiality ahaha

[mphello]

@afshin021 Even Mr Herbert uses "The Secret" !

[afshin021]

@mphello hmmz do u like popsicles lol 

[Doctor699]

@mphello lol and when he complained about it, they showed he was into the bestiality instead, that poor cow! ;(

[mrgravedancer666]

Turn right NOW!.. uh...what the fuck was that?

[windyrainStorm]

that's crap!!

[southsydney]

god i miss these guys

[y09ur7pr1d3]

I absolutely ROFL'D at 2:08 hahahaha!!! Gotta love chasers!

[Jonboy10089]

My dad is David Schirmer,don't bag the secret!!!

[Genesis000]

"Delusion your way to a happier life!"

[MixPhotography]

"The Secret" works only if you believe it works. A bit like believing in God etc.

I have to admit once I watched "The Secret" about 3 years ago I have put most of the principles into practice and I live a much better lifestyle. Would I have done the same without "The Secret"? Who knows, maybe.

[cerelilqt]

@MixPhotography Personally, I think its more of a placebo, and makes you more assertive about pursuing goals that you normally wouldn't, but I don't think there are any supernatural powers involved.

[Wattapus]

There is no way this "Secret" thing it legit.

[julzisda1]

=P brilliant

[himynamesrhys]

andy lee doesnt get all the action now

go get her lads

you asked and believed enough

[pipper3rowdy]

lol wtf is this secret bull crap lol people buy this shit

[Anthaurose]

@pipper3rowdy I don't buy it

[poopollypop]

I thought the guy with the booze was The Edge from U2 lol

[MrRontree]

what;s up with the laugh track? cheesy.

[521scotty125]

@MrRontree they had a live audience.

[republiccommando1111]

@MrRontree

Thats an ACTUAL studio audience, i shit you not

[HerbertHKohl]

Why would a spiritual person need a stupid, overpriced necklace in the first place? (rhetorical of course)

[theRecONcile]

I ASKED my friends to BELIEVE that they will RECEIVE in the mail and what do you know, they did.

[lastplacewin]

Ah man i miss this show so much. these guys were fuckin hilarious. used to piss it up every friday, then wednesday night with my mates when we watched it. good memories

[Aepotheosis]

Let's all join together, hand in hand, and use our collective will to cause Rhonda Byrne (the author of the secret) to die a horrible, fiery death. C'mon universe don't hold out on us now

[simonking195]

its the concept that the mind can controll matter

[Highbeams100]

I believe your in our car.

[Nahasapasa]

Some idiot has actually died from the Secret because the thought it would cure their Cancer.

[Anthaurose]

@Nahasapasa thank I agree with you

[bjornartl]

@future9009

And I've had results countless number of times aswell..... WITHOUT using it.

However, I must agree that it could work, not in the sense that it affects the universe to attract the object to you, but in the sense that you become more attracted to the object. This is a well known secret known as "an obsession".

Try using it on something which your own actions cannot influence, such as a dices as someone else suggested even better, a random number generator and compare.

[strom56]

i love the picture at 5:33 look at top left LOL

[onedOLlarDuDE]

When that David guy started talking about visualising a parking space a was like:

"Oh for fucks sake, please tell me you aren't actually gonna try visualing a parking space..."

About thirty seconds I burts into laughter.

[skormz10]

lol what a load of ballony

[RobertStarsi]

ROFL

[FD87]

Ya cant take the secret at face value...

Step 1 ask: Ya need to have a goal in life... most of us just wander aimlessly trying to pay our monthy bills... We spend our lives working for others but we need to ask ourselves, what do we want?

Step 2 believe: Ya got to believe you can have it. If you dont believe then what ever you do, you will never get what u asked for.

Step 4 receive: After achieving what you asked far, embrace it and milk it for all its worth... you deserve it...

step 3 work

[jeremyhillaryboobphd]

@FD87 that's no secret buddy that's not what the secrets  on about