Janet Porter Prays For Control of the Media

[charadester]

Given the reins of power, the degree of media monopolization that these fanatics would exercise over America would make Kim Jong Il look like Charles Kuralt. They're a king-size joke, desperate for dominion over every human alive, and their plans for those who oppose their views make waterboarding seem like a nice, refreshing mouth rinse.

[anelidok1]

God works in mysterious ways! Within a couple of months after Janet Porter prayed this prayer to take the media from unrighteous people, the network that carried Janet Porter's radio program took it off the air.

[doctorpsycho1960]

@anelidok1 God answers all prayers, but sometimes the answer is "No", and sometimes the answer is, "Pull my finger". :{)

[Hdtexan]

Papa Toooooney! We got ourself a LOOOOONEY!

[bearchewtoy75]

If all it took was prayer to control the media, then wouldn't they have had that control a long time ago?

[elucid07]

Some people should have been swallowed at birth. This is one of them.

[apathag]

Y.I.K.E.S

[tracer740]

@apathag YIKES doesn't even begin to cover it. This wench is a mental case.

[boie864]

How can somebody in his right mind listen to such a moron without laughing his ass of? I thought it was a parody and was waiting for the punchline.

Than I slowly realized she was meaning it....

[downwithdinosaurs]

I'm gonna throw away my notes..

[DeSwiss]

Lady, you're mentally ill. You need medication. And cult deprogramming. Oh, and that silly-ass god story of yours, is just a fairy tale where a lot of innocent people get murdered, raped and robbed by your psychopathic deity's "chosen people." So why not get a real job and do something beneficial for humanity. For a change.

[SeparateisntEqual]

vomit.

[Rexcetera]

Is this real?? No one could be that stupid. This must be from The Onion.

[jiggleitalittle]

Maybe you could ask God to help the sick and the hungry.

[Jacksonholenativ]

What a total nutbar. This is the kind of insanity that makes Evangelicals look like absolute idiots. She's in for a big surprise. Her ilk and many other Evangelical networks will have less and less influence as the years go by. People are waking up to the stupidity and insanity of this crap.

[Jacksonholenativ]

What a total nutbar. This is the kind of insanity that makes Evangelicals look like absolute idiots.

[jmweber1981]

coocoo

[BenAliGtor]

I'm waiting for some nut to pop a few caps in this bitch's face. LOL

[BenAliGtor]

Okay...where's the laugh track?

[lordgoth77]

That woman scares the shit out of me.Imagine if she and people like her we're actually running this country (the U.S.) what it would be like living here.

Beelzebub help us.

[ColonPal]

Wow -- now if that speak doesn't echo the kind of message Hitler or Mussolini would use, I don't know what does!

This kind of speech is what is dangerous, and this woman is delusional beyond all measure with her twisted superstitions.

God: Save us from your followers!

[landraiderares]

This just in from God: "What I want from you is to leave me alone.  Also, in reference to your many requests, NO."

[langleywallingford]

landrader- he also told this heffer to lay off them rich desserts an loose 70 lbs. stat!

[firstclassreno]

is she blind? and hunched? yuk, this woman is really strange!

[firstclassreno]

this woman is really strange. her radio show is all about hating muslims and gays.

[denisasitis]

the last bit says it all . there are more talking heads on the air than there should be already. Fuck! I live in Central America and the same is true here. If ,a big if, I turn out the TV I have to wade through at least a third of the channels spewing this horse shit.

[MachinaMasterpiece]

Is there a Costa Rican Bill O'Reilly?

[yumlemonjuice]

she should be executed for her treason to America. After all, that's the punishment treason, isnt it? She is against what America stands for, which would be freedom to live your life, and freedom from religion.

[denisasitis]

@yumlemonjuice Not quite the same , but yes. It is really rare here that a politician invokes the name of god in pubic. But we have our share of nut bars modeled after the U.S. variety. I live in Guatemala , the Costa Rican ones may be a bit slicker.

[teksalot]

Uh oh, I think Oprah is gonna be pissed when she sees this!

[beriukay]

Do I give 1 star for the content, or 5 stars for appreciation of the watchdotorg dog?

[AtheistPreacher]

She's got some major issues

[Fordi]

Huh. Crazy.

Thank the good lord she's only praying. That lady doesn't need to influence anything.

[Garmandude]

Holy crap, this rungle-as looking bulldog bitch retard is crazier than eighteen regular fundy dipshits.

[nectarpits]

I don't understand how even christians can take this seriously. If God wanted christians to have dominion of the globe, he would do it. If they believe him to be omnicient, then why do they think he needs their prayers to prompt him?

[phalsebob]

American Taliban.

[ocmozfan]

Repressed lesbian?

[jseth1981]

This woman is clearly insane

[shampoovta]

OK,...

My fellow Libs are afraid of what? The wrath of God?

You guys give me a pain in my eye. Will you please stop being useless.

[disturbed341]

This is the kind of morons that the right wing inbred neo cons wants in power. These idiots are no different than the Taliban.

[bearchewtoy75]

@disturbed341 Well... at least they're not killing people... but the quest for power and domination on ideological views are the same.

[vegas787]

Can you imagine if these christofacist took over the media? indeed very scary indeed!

[larrygentry]

God, spare us from your followers

[guslingus]

And you think the Muslims are freaky...

Bloody hell these people are led like lambs...

[jasoncutbirth]

scary shit, and peaple eat it up

[janbrady9]

I fucking hate religious freaks.

[terracottapie]

Religious freaks are bad, but it's the everyday "normal" religious people who give cover to scary people like this.

People like this wouldn't have the ability to reach so many of the masses, if we could criticize religion openly. But we can't, because of all the casual Christians who get offended by it.

[MendingMedia]

Who would have thought that the Meth head and bat shit crazy was such a strong Republican voting bloc.

[terracottapie]

Who wouldn't?

[Mattenlamb]

this is fucking crazy. LOL. i pray for her assassination.

[jarheadmuscle]

Succubus:  Is a Demon who takes the form of a Woman.

[TeddyAndy68]

Crazy fuckers....death to all religions.

[athenazg]

Lunatics, all of them.

[JKDflash85]

I heard God is trying to buy CBS and NBC. DEVELOPING. . .

[secure214]

The piano in the background really added to the power of her prayer!! Amazing!

So if Obama wins again in 2012 does that mean God has lost all his power, and Satan is now running the universe?

Crazy Christians!

[hurlofduke]

Pretty funny stuff. Would have been funnier if she had fallen off the stage with her eyes shut.

[ShadowPa1adin]

Interestingly enough, over on Slacktivist's blog on his riff on the "Left Behind" book series Slack just did a bit on the part where the Antichrist discusses his desire for control over the media.

Janet Porter=Antichrist

[ShadowPa1adin]

When I found out about the existence of the Christian Dominionist movement back when I was still a Christian I felt like a how a Jew would feel if the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" turned out not to be fake.

Why are there so many conspiracy theories about the Illuminati, International Banker, Jews, Masons ect. when there are Christian preachers broadcasting from their very pulpits "Yep, we wanna take over the world."?

[prakkari]

Hair raising. They have Fox already and now related production companies pumping out big budget end time movies in strings. They spend like there is no tomorrow because they practically believe it to be the case. The silver lining in the mushroom cloud. "Jesus must come soon, let us destroy the world to make that happen."

Just imagine it's 2010! This insanity is more alive and well than in the middle ages!

[netajdiaz]

Me comienzan a dar miedo los cristianos. jejejejejeejejejejejeje. :-)

[rg0057]

I've always wondered why gays and lesbians are drawn to preaching. It must be the drama.

[secure214]

She does look very Lezbonic!

[daveonthego]

they crave complete power and will not be satisfied with anything less than their own twisted theocracy.

[SecularZone]

People like this is why I support the 2nd Amendment.

[theigorspectre]

Piss on this turd.

[hhinfl]

Put a turban on her head and give her a beard and you'd think you were listening to a Taliban jihad speech!

[disneylandman66]

That little voice you're hearing is your own prejudices, hatred, delusions and lunacy. It's ain't god, cuckoo.

[sherifffruitfly]

Your American Taliban.

[TheGreenestG]

This is why religion and churches cannot be allowed to run America.

[whosyourmatty]

There's very little doubt in my mind that if people like this wingnut had their way, secular life in America would be abolished, the government would be a theocracy, land mines would line the border to Mexico, gays would be in concentration camps, masturbation would be punishable by death, and free speech would be outlawed. The American Taliban, ladies and gentlemen-- bringin' on the crazy!

[RobertSeattle]

What a shining example of the eternal victimhood of right wing fundamentalist Christians.

[daddydon48]

She would fit right in with Fox and Friends!!

[CanuckZach]

what a nut job

[wetmackeral]

LOL.

What a nut.

[gllafc]

What a nut job!!!

[roccovaselino]

If there is a supreme being, it is not Santa Claus. You do not pray for favors, things, or wishes to come true. This woman is misguided and dangerous, and her followers are sheep.

[wavymavy]

How very comforting it is to know that there's really nobody up there listening to crazies like her.

[LarcheOsborne]

She is right! God, make her the majority share owner of Fox News!

[yesway5]

... and this, Ladies and Gentleman, is what the lack of good sex (a loving husband) and no self love combined can do to you.

[Hdtexan]

Janet you ignorant CUNT

[plutogirllovekj]

How very quaint! Aren't you witty!!

[dandbtucker]

Oh my... Do people really listen to her and taker her seriously?

[westondance]

Didn't the original settlers come to this wonderful country to get away from people like this? I'm thankful to God, that I live in a country that will not allow a monster like this woman to get to powerful. How long before the media is burning non-believers at the stake? In her deranged world, it can't come soon enough. Start with the Gays, then the Non-christians, then Blacks, then Mexicans, you get the picture. Welcome to American Taliban, believe or die!

[plutogirllovekj]

Umm... the original settlers WERE people like this. They were religious fanatics, who wanted the freedom to practice their religion! That doesn't mean they necessarily wanted religious freedom for everyone else. Didn't they kill a few "witches" or some such thing!! It took a Revolution for before religious freedom was enshrined as an American value, the original settlers had nothing to do with that! Thank enlightenment ideals for that freedom!

[ChuckyJesus666]

Check your history; not all the settlers were religious fanatics, most of them, especially south of New England were motivated more by economics.

[ChuckyJesus666]

I just went to my ATT Uverse and counted up 13 stations (cable or local) which broadcast the fundamentalist message 24/7. Then there's Fox News which does a good job of promoting the religious right agenda. How many channels do atheists have? 0. I hate their bullshit, and I know I shouldn't but sometimes I hate them too.

[plutogirllovekj]

Why would atheists want their own channels, what exactly would they have to say?? I don't believe in God over and over again, I just don't get what exactly you're upset about!! If Atheism is just an absence of belief what exactly do atheists have to broadcast?? Atheists are a minority and it wouldn't make economic sense anyway. It does however make for profitable book sales in that niche market, just ask Dawkins and Harris, they can't seem to stop hawking their wares!!

[ChuckyJesus666]

Atheism may be a lack of belief, but there is more to the people who are atheist and we have plenty to say. At the very least, there's plenty to say to counter what the theists say, since they are onts are also a minority and it doesn't seem to stop them. When you look at the numbers, the secular population in America is more than gays, more than African Americans, etc. So they sell books? At least they're not selling ripoffs like "prayer cloths."

[plutogirllovekj]

Is this news? Are you people actually terrified of this woman?? Religious people have always called out to God to vanquish their enemies and give them more influence and power. Again, is this news!?! I just don't get what's new about this!!

[ChuckyJesus666]

What a straw man argument. Who says "we're terrified" besides you? Why would they need to go ask God to do anything? God, according to them, has it all planned out; so what's the point of asking God to do anything? Also, if there is a God, he certainly doesn't need these charlatans to do his work!

[whoo689]

so much for freedom of the press

[BetterABleedingHeart]

She's both insane and dangerous.

[marklarmcfizzlestaff]

Lady, you don't need the media to tell people about the Christian god. Christianity is everywhere. It's pretty har to avoid in the U.S. really. What you really want is to control the media to tell people about your particular god. The one that allegedly thinks gays shouldn't have rights, science is evil, and that somewhere hiding in the U.S Constitution there is a passage that establishes the U.S. as a Christian theocracy. Sadly, none of these things are true.

[ihooklow]

It should be "Thankfully, none of these things are true."

[marklarmcfizzlestaff]

Indeed, I stand corrected. What i really meant was sadly for her. But yes, definitely thankfull for us.

[baudiirocz]

This woman is nuts!

[PaineLover]

In the notes to his novel 1984, George Orwell described "doublethink" as controlled insanity. Doublethink, a form of trained, willful intellectual blindness to contradictions in a belief system.

This moron has no idea what her "twisted version of the truth" is. CBN preachers are always twisting and lying

[PJDolan1]

If an all-knowing, all-powerful god really wanted to have more influence on the media, would he really need this lady to plead the case? Or does god not understand the advantages of controlling the media, and he needs this lady to explain them to him?

[ChuckyJesus666]

@PJDolan1 THANK YOU.  I was thinking the exact same thing.

[RadarKat73080]

C'mon Yahweh, pick up!

[darsal123]

I'm not ashame for this prayer and I join to this prayer by a LOUD AMEN !

[SaintCog]

This was a speech to the audience with eyes closed.

[wntoply6]

you're not ashamed cause you haven't the god damned sense or intelligence to be ashamed.

[BetterABleedingHeart]

@darsal123

You should be ashamed.

[goldgrif]

start getting the kindling ready time to burn and kill, oh wait AMERICA is about freedom, proclaiming a violent blood hungry as god and following it

[notaniceguy34]

this woman is crazy.

[sunnyallthetime]

Who is she talking to?

[beltanebabe55]

sunnyallthetime....Lol, Fox?