I stepped in Human fecal matter!

[jonpierrejohnson]

lmao omg i lovvvvvvveee you

[mzshooshyromha]

You look like Chris Tucker

[Karamel2233]

Thank You so much Timaya. I know this is an older video but man....I just needed to hear something.... somebody familiar to me. I am studying abroad right now and I just had a really really difficult and painful experience with some of the natives today. Anyway, thank you for bringing a little bit of joy to my life. God Bless You...

[danequak16]

Omg, much needed laugh

[1691christian]

im trying to survive have a heart lmao

[iamreanne]

I LOVE HIM...

[iamreanne]

CANT STOP LAUGHING! HAAHAAHAAHAAAA

[ladysoreal]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!!

You had me hollering and crying laughing!!!

[randomgirl881]

I went to walgreens one time and a car pulled up and some lady with sandals stepped in human shit, it was huge and smelt horrid

[shaenasmith669]

I looked down, I was scared to look down and I was like please dont tell me.... OH SHIT!! THIS MAN CAME UP IN THIS GOD DAM NUKE IN THIS CRANIE AND TOOK A NUMBER DAM 2 AND LEFT ALL THAT DAM SHIT UP IN THAT NUKE AND IN THAT CRANIE! lmao when he said this I almost died laughing so hard

[behold1987]

NIGGA..LOOKIN AT U U MAKE A NIGGA WANNA SPANK YO MOTHA FUCKIN MONKEY!! U NASTY AHHAAAAA....u the freakin best

[TbabyVocals1]

lol why were you soo naked lol shorts flip flops DOWNTOWN?

[TheNewspaper101]

idc what they say u smell like shit

[TheNewspaper101]

u smell like shit u must had doo doo on ur self lmao

[TheNewspaper101]

to funny

[vintagetakestime]

bitch im not loitering! im trying to survive!!!!. . . . .sweetie!

[pennyawful13]

he was wearing flip flops in WINTER? LOOOOL!

[96GirlIrish]

Girl When I Say I Was Freezing Bitch That Aint Even A Wo God Hav Mercy On My Soul !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxx

[morrissey07]

"....like the english muffin"

[victorianfarmgirl]

this cracked me up, just cuz i'm from wisconsin and you aint seen cold til u been through one of our winters. hahhahaha!! arctic.

[29Assilem]

do i smell doo doo lmao my tears are pouring out lmao

[fixabrokenheart21]

do you know when this bus is comming lol

[Sasurinu]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I love your vids Timaya XD

[chsimmons]

*DEAD* and the rigamortis has set. They about to toe tag my @ss cause I damn near had a heart attack laughin at this. You made my day

[chlonn2cute4u]

omggggggggggggg OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! 3:52-4:15 was the funniest and most true thing ever LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO FUNNY OMG!!!! THANKYOU!!

[AlxndrDaGr8]

You are HILARIOUS!!!!! I cried SO hard!!! Please make some new videos!!

[methadon2000]

@AlxndrDaGr8 He does...arent you subscribed to him?

[lucky7blk8]

@AlxndrDaGr8 Yeah, I stumbled across one of his videos some years back and I have been crying laughing ever since! Timaya is funny as shit, naturally!

[dsim200000]

@Nailsdewed Some are but thats because NYC has 8 million people and complicated streets.

[theblackprince3000]

take me...k...take me over to another place...lmao..this is like my fav video

[KylaKyla12Kyla]

I was SHOCKED at the weather in ATL I went for New Years it was COLD AS UGHHH! I thought I was in RUSSIA!

[ImInLoveTv]

LMAO 2:19-2:26

[JNGARTIST16]

Hahahahaaaaaa man u stale lmao

[darklugia7]

i cant breathe

[Sfisher806]

bitch please, run in -12 degree for 3 miles and then tell me your cold. (track and field)

[EvilJirachi]

@Sfisher806 have fun freezing to death

[msveronica6830]

@Sfisher806 I know that feeling too smh

[emobilafy]

LMFAO I CANT TAKE IT

[summer29100]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo i weak

[KeepTrue56]

Well I dont know about Gerogia, but I know up here in NY wearing flip flops, and shorts in the middle winter would be dangerous. and is it me or has Qaadir sorta been losing his accent? watch this video then watch his more recent ones.

[kayla2fine4you]

@KeepTrue56 lol i live in Georgia, and trust me its pretty dangerous to wear flip flops in the middle winter.

[dsim200000]

@KeepTrue56 I live in New Jersey and I agree its sooooo dangerous wearing flip flops at the height of an NJ/NY winter.

And yeah Qaadir is losing his Phoenix accent and he sounds New Yorker, but thats awesome!! I love New York :)

[KeepTrue56]

@dsim200000 lol yep....

:)

[MizzLovely123]

LMFAOOOO, THAT IS SO SAD THAT U WERE IN THAT SITUATION THO

[DracoAzule]

Also this is why I'm glad I live in a rural area in Tennessee. Not as many homeless here so don't have to worry about this lol

[DracoAzule]

I would have just pulled my arms inside my shirt and walked home lol or maybe called a friend. Screw riding a public bus with shit on my shoe.

[shitbucket17]

You have an interesting life and you know how to tell a good story.

[amzysprouse]

I don't- I don't even wanna know what turns you on...GNR 

[TiffanyRoseGold]

Ctfu the homeless man beat him 2 the spot LOL crazy

[yourqueen16]

I'm just really curious to why you had on shorts, flip flops and a t shirt in the middle of winter lol

[ZakuriaMahone]

hhha !

[iiPodGurL18]

i felt like "god have mercy on my soulll!!!"

[lifeisbeautiful0505]

hahahahahhaahhaha

[704RockStar]

giiiiirl! you are hilariouss!



[nyorricanlady]

Lmao, Oh my God you are too funny.

[derantula35]

Wow

[zakariustv]

OMG! I cant even imagine getting into that situation!

[JordanMollyB123]

gurrrrrrl i found a nook and that cranny!!!

[Renea18]

I FEEL SSOO GGOODD! LOL by the way your hair is NICE!

[MEYOUNGMICKE]

OMG! 

[JustJolif]

God really does have a funny sense of humor xDDDDDD

I just wanna go back in time and have some sort of astral angelical projection so i may go up there and see his bitch ass laughing with his son, who is on the floor balls deep in laughter.

[JordanMollyB123]

You from ATL?

[donaldsimmonscomedy]

@JordanMollyB123 hes from Decatur GA

[DarkNatasha23]

PRICELESS.... you really need to do standup!

[koolaboy]

lmao



[abl42389]

omg.....I can't...I can't even...hahahahahahahahaha best story ever!!

[babyber07]

omg!!! The bus driver hahahaha!!! 

[xenoslaura]

like an english muffin!

[ImaMarshallbaby]

cute :D xx

[DACNewsNetwork]

"Tek Me, Umk Tek Me Ova" Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

[slimsxyblkwoman]

chile, that story was funny as hell BUT I am not surprised about the driver being turned on by the whole package. A lot of men nowadays have degenerated so low that they are more stimulated by nasty 'out of the box' shit (no pun intended), than anything healthy and balanced. Guess, having sex with hundreds and maybe thousands of different women/men since being a child, created this degenerate desire to go ultra nasty to get that nutt - SAD state of the human condition indeed.

[Amaliaa9110]

lmaoo, your adorable<3

[Queen23Chosen]

LOOOOOL i love u ur so cute

[angelatomate324]

ur accent is strong in this video!

U had me laughing so hard i had to pause the video to catch my breath!

[angelatomate324]

ur accent is strong in this video!

[Devourthebook15]

Sometimes, I put on your videos in the background because I just love listening to your voice... XD Hahaha

[DOTEAZEWORLD]

@Devourthebook15 omfg, me too!!! lmao using upp all my internet usage lol

[stuff5514]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[SashaSimone07]

omg!!!! i stopped breathing laughing!!!

[dodododododododo1000]

ima buy mah skinneh jeanz somwhere else bitch lol

[scootigger]

OMG.!! lol.... Thas has me dying laughing at 2:30 in the morning.!

[christentze]

@scootigger hahaha, this has happened to me, too! i usually stay up late and sometimes i watch qaadir's videos and im trying so hard not to laugh the house down but it is nearly impossible.

[theLearner]

you need to call on Jesus for a couple other things ma nigga

[ilovedisney84]

@theLearner EW dont have to be an ass hole! 0_o

[missDiamondgirl55]

tooo funnny!!!!!

[jbunny2793]

This man done came up in this goddamn nook and in this cranny and he done  took a numba damn 2.... LMAO :)

[msmjtube]

THE FUNNIEST VIDEO BY TIMAYA.LMAO..HAHAHA THATS TERRIBLE



[stkcarm5]

Omg why was you in shorts in winter? Dangerous

[bernaeemah]

laughing so hard my stomach muscles are starting to hurt

[JUDENRAT1]

Did it have corn in it?

[1122Be]

@JUDENRAT1 eewwwww lol

[Doxxik]

All that funk... BITCH THE FAWNKKKK!!!!! Lmaooo I'm done.

[YelloYunga]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[queentj1]

ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[amt717]

OOOOMMMMFFFGGGG!!! HAHAHA!! that is fxd up.

"That shit was rancid baby!" xD

[cynd675]

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

[londonsheray]

I am soooooooooooooooo frikkin #WEAK!!!! lol

[sexiibadassbitch]

2:24 lmao best part of the video ;D

[tmla34]

IM NOT LOTIERING IM TRY 2 SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmbooo

[dsim200000]

@tmla34 Thats why when I get my paycheck thats why I ain't comin to your raggedy ass store! LOL!

[Riosala211]

That face you made at the very end... 9:22 !!

S.E.X.Y. 

[cynd675]

@Riosala211 RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT..LOL...UMMMMM­MMMM

[violinist449]

Spank my monkey XD

[ummbutterinmyshoe]

I live in GA and I used to live in NY, trust me GA cold has nothing on NY cold.

[SoSassy234]

@ummbutterinmyshoe I'm sure you're right. I've lived in GA my whole life, though, and it being mild to hot ALL year round and then we get like, two or three weeks of that cold and biting weather... Lol. We just aren't used to it. We're not physically equipped to handle it, rofl.

[buzzYNWA]

omfg, you look like michael !

[itpaystobeme]

"In this Nook and this Crannie"

[AlexisxiLY]

lmaooo wayy too funny

[DACNewsNetwork]

"ddd dd do u kno wen nis do wen nis is bus comin" HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

[FunniGirl95]

Go Qaadir!!!!

[aljee20]

lmaooo "that nook & or that cranny"

[deedrabored16]

This is a new favorite. lol

[kalsiclan]

LOL 'these bitches be rumbling under their breath' LMFAO :d

[xernjaetovse]

what a beautiful eyes and smile... omg...*faints*

[gewbly]

ahaha "i had the right of way" LMFAO

[xXxhybridmeteoraxXx]

hahaha EVEN THE FIRST SECOND is hilarious with what looks like qaadir blowing an eyelash or something lol LOVE YOUU

[SincerelyDebonairre]

omg i was eating, when i watching this video, I SWEAR TO BOB, i choked, and nearly fell out. That was hilarious .. thnx for sharing..

[TheCorekilla]

"gurlll"

[LoveMeStupidly]

LOL YOUR SO FUNNY ! Yea that happend to me once.. don't worry !

[jaleyahd1]

omg i so mad at you cause i just got my hair braided and you got me chessing and rollin boi and my edges are so tight lol thnxz a mill for the laughs love it love it love it

[nmaxton100]

u r sooo funni man!!...and im only 12!!...lolxz!!...hahahahahaha!­!

[wes401001]

Quote Timaya: Automatically I'm going to say This Bitch Stank. I don't care what they say. Bitch you Smell Like Shit. You must have shit on yourself. But it's going to be a reasong why you smell like dodo. So I'm like Oh My God. I know they're going to think I'm lying. So girl I was like, I was trying to make it known, That I stepped in this Man's Shit. Now they Obvi Obviously they thinking yeah how convienient, you stepped in his dodo. Bitch I know its sounds like I'm making this up.

Hiarious

[wes401001]

That was the funniest story I ever heard. I was cracking up the whole time. Sorry that happened to you.

[pittsteelers4310]

BITCH! yhu better get ahh life, HELL NO! <- yhu are madd funny

[FudgeandCheese]

Tek mi ova tu anoda place! Que I <3 ya

[thatgirlsgotwoe]

god only knows im not going to stick my FUCKING FINGER and shove it threw that crack bitch you better get a life hell no best line ever !!!!!!

[66212345]

Lol. I Wathc Your Videos ALL THE TIME. Idk. This Mornin When I Was In The Shower I Just Started Quoting Random Things From Your Videos. I LoVe Yuhoo Qaadir. We All Do. Make Sure Yuhoo Always Do Yuhoo. And Never Settle. ~MUAH~

[xfalxlenx]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mindofpoet]

You are so fucking funny ... toch.0 really should talk a look at some of the video's you have i believe you could make alot of money doing what you do.... much respect and please keep us smiling .. bloger... MindOfPoet

[TypicalGeNii]

LMFAOO!!! U remind me of Chris Tucker!! XDD

[thestewarts3]

guuuuuuuuuurrrrrrllllllllllll guuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllll­llllll lol.

[cgray6306]

You are the idiot that wore summer clothing in winter. Did the thrift store not have winter clothing?

[ilovedisney84]

@cgray6306 RUDE Christopher! 0_o

[Moecah99]

lol omg u r so funny

[ceceis4everurz]

Please don't tell me.................OOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO shit ! lmao

[HULLETTEFORBES]

LMAOOOOOOO THIS IS HELLA FUNNY!!!! HONEY, HONEY, HONEY!

[destineesimone121]

Bitch , the funk ! Was so . . lol !

Lmfao

[kissssssskissssss]

I LOVE UR LIL SHOWS DERE SO FUNNY KEEP DOIN UR THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShargoTV]

Thanks so much for making videos!

They really give me something to look forward to.

[mizzchievous22]

God, I love this vid!!!!! My head feels like its gonna explode from laughing soooo much!!!!!

[Redtoast1]

Your so awesome! Keep doing what your doing! :D

[bigbewin]

I laugh at this video everytime

[Remedy5150]

LMFAO.... DUDE!! IM IN HUR FUCKIN ROLLIN' OFF DIZ SHIT!!.... U R SO FUNNY!!!

[LC21Untamed]

i love the words knooks and crannies now lmao......

[66212345]

HaHaHa @ The Bus Driver!!

[817mony]

omg ur so funny!!! "i wuz fukin mortified!!" made me lmao

[waiting4thesun64]

"nigguh, lookin at u, u make a nigguh wanna spank ur monkey" lmao omg how horrible, worst day everrrrr!!!

[parisadaja]

oh my god!! ic ould barely breath i was laughing so hard!!!!i cant even name all the stuff i laughed at!!!

[AlabamaPowell]

The buildings block the sunlight downtown.

[jazzylovesmikey1992]

you are so cute!!!!! i love to watch your videos!

[mzdemeanor1]

"talking shit about how you smelled like shit" still roflmbo

[rodentcafeteria]

Who the fuck wears flip flops in the dead of winter???

[Vladarama]

love you

[mzdemeanor1]

I laughed til I cried

[eric512140]

Guuuuuuurrrrrrrl. you are fierce even in yo hot ass mess moments. you's gonna make some sexy man very lucky. you go guuuurrrrrl...

[LAUGHmaniac123]

Dang Q, youve got people of all genders, races, and ages coming after you. Must be nice, lol keep doing what you do <3

[JazzieJeff20]

lmfao!!!!! dooodooo uuu know wheeen the buuus is cooomin' lol

[baddchiqq]

my belly hurt! sht is too funny! -starr

[hellokitti07]

nigguh...lookin at u, you make a nigga wanna spank yo muthafuckin monkey!!

L0L!!

this prob bout the millionth time ive watched this video n its still funny 2 me

[heavenlyvision90]

LMBOOOOOOOOO!! I LOVE YOUR STORIES!!

[Liberatedt]

LOL this was too funny man u soo cute man

[21lilchris]

I agrre with Randumm555 I like him to even tho he doesn't like girls...lol

[noxtradamentus]

somethime i fucking stepped on my own shit.. i was shitting on the street cuz you know, somethimes you need to go and then when i was like leaving i totally stepped into my own fucking shit.. and it was pretty fucking bitchhass warm. thanks

[intoXicatingPHoX]

LMBOOOO

[fLiRtYcHiCk27]

0hh my motha fuckin god u are hilarious!!! i havnt laughed that hard ina while!

thnx u made my day (: .. nd im sorry that happend to u

buh u had me in tears!!

[66212345]

HaHaHa Too Funny!!!1

[kmld33]

Bwaaaa. he done shitted in the cranny.  Pple prolly really thought you were homeless then. Poor you. Crazy stuff just find you.

[oceanlinda3]

omg im crying w/ laughter!

[chocodeliteful]

YOUR a DAMN FOOl...LMAO TOO FUNNY

[ItzBlackBarbie]

damn God i thought u had my back LOL

[gggeoorge]

"like the english muffin" LMFAO

[lady4640]

this shit is so fucking funny bitch fuck them motherfuckin flip flops this shit is the funniest shit bitch omfg bitch this shit is the funniest fucking thing bitch