Taylor Lautner SNL Opening Monologue

[ehmagawditsnikki]

He sooo effing hot I nearly pissed myself!!

[DarlyLautner9295]

"Hey Rebba" lol ily Taylor

[nanananajojojo]

he should have made the dragon ball movie! lol

[PepeFabos]

i think it sucks

not his abilities

but the show

[LoVeCottonCandi]

LOL well he is "standing up" for her

[vballer2012]

hahaha i love how he does the same thing as taylor with the kiss and wink thing lol

and he is SEXAY doing those martial arts moves lol

[ZacEfronBabeyy]

LOOOOOOOL, THIIIS ISS HELLA FUUnny

[4pandarowr4]

what the? jarate?

[lunitaarrabalera]

jajajaja I love this it was so funny.

He look so...(hot) GREAT! when doing those karate moves, OMG I think I was almost hyperventilating...

[mickey141480]

he did the same thing as the other taylor when she was on that show were he wink and kiss

[am88ten1]

the Matthew McConaughey joke was Jimmy Kimmel's idea! nothing in his monologue was original! this guy is really NOT funny at all!

and i really don't get what teens see in him! he is really really short! and has downward shoulders! the only reason teens like him is because he has abs!!! come on people!! really?? there are so many TALL guys who have abs!! this guy is soooooooo overrated!!

[lunitaarrabalera]

actually we like him even before he had those abs..he's just handsome and really cool, I mean I don't know him (I wish I could) but it isn't like we only like him because of his body...at least I know I don't...

[knighthawkslayer01]

Hell yeah

[funnguns]

yeh but then he's still just 17

[RUBYxx12]

Lmfao He missed like 2 times...

[justNia2]

Look at Taylor Swift's monologue! HE IS SO CUTE!!!

[MCRGiRl4Evr]

dont take this down plzzzz

[bookgirl109]

Wooo! I love taylor! He has some major skills!

[chibicherry3]

ahahahaha nice one taylor! XD

I think taylor swift's monologue was a bit better, but his was still great :D

[reenbean11]

thats true but he hasss mad jarate skillsss

[knighthawkslayer01]

Whats jarate

[agathacee]

LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE (:

[apolllos7]

the kids immature, but he's only 17 yrs old, give em a break. I was immature at that age too.

[falloutboy2915]

i love how at 1:14 the first person to start clapping is the man behind taylor!!

[normuzi]

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Im a 16 yr old girl And i will admit he's cute. But im sorry. he's just SO damn COCKY & full of himself. He wud b a nice guy if he doesn't keep talking about his body for like- every sec he opens his mouth?! Just think he's a showoff. :\

[xbrownie17x]

haha funny!

[garfzzzz]

rofl XD

[darksunridah67]

Too chicken shit to really face Kanye! Waited till be hosted snl to talk smack!

[kzmas]

the snl writers write the script for him.

hate kanye for what he did, but this skit wasn't that good and little too late.....

but gotta love taylor L.

[cute123pink]

lol.. stood up for her? LOL

[last22is]

Whats the song at 2:50 ish?

[Juuliie95]

Team Jacob . X 1 000 000 000 000 .

[acote777]

that wasnt funny

[iBreach]

check out all my taylor lautner SNL videos in HQ

[SmileyXKylie]

HA HA

hes funny!!!!

[princess348]

Lmao! I love it when he flips his hair, then blows a kiss!

[DaSouth123]

Should have kicked Swift's head off!

[TaylorLautnersGirl27]

taylor*

[TaylorLautnersGirl27]

woot woot :)

go tayloy <3

we're so similiar

we're both black belts :D

buh ye i duno if ne one noticed

buh he repeated his routine twice

so im guessing he was supposed to kick kanye's head off

which wudve been funnier

buh still he did a good job :)

team jacob :D<3

[musicweirdo1]

Lmao, i actually thought this was pretty darn cool.

My dad's all into martial arts so he wanted to watch it with me.

He was all "Damn, he's hot and trained. You need a stud like that"

xD

[DaSouth123]

Scary ass he bitch! He didn't defend that hick at the vmas but he is so tough now!

[iPaulTV]

love himm, even though i'm a guy. haha.

love taylor swift more ;)

[xLUx123]

jajaja q lindo!!!! en verdad Taylor es demasiado lindo! lo amo!! =D

[whateve1997]

this is kinda funny but not... like it's kinda micking taylor swift but yet its not.

[xMika03]

that is just SEXY .

[spongebobrocks33]

Ha! That was funny!!!

[karenmva]

he is amazing!!!

[leakataleigh]

HE IS DAYUMMM SEXYYY!!

[ilive2write]

LIFE. <3

[Akeelah110]

Hahahahahahaha, too funny he did take his shirt off a lot....but i wasn't complaining ;)

[taylorlautnerlove19]

omg i sooo watched this saturday night and recorded it!!! Not only was it one of my fave episodes of the season but HE WAS IN IT!!! omg so hot <3

[Achlysbronte]

donde puedo encontrar este video subtitulado??

[pandarox091]

LOL x1000000000000000000000000

[qt4eva136]

Omg awesome!! N hilarious

[qt4eva136]

Omg awesome!!

[sassylilsawty]

LMFAO! i tottaly luved it xD

[blueducky21]

i watched this live on tv! i wasnt go n to miss it

[bratzgirlie08]

i love him hahahhahahahaha ur so funny and HOOT hahahahahaha and he did take hes shirt off alot hahaha

[YukiAsakuraSOS]

WOW!!!

[gameninjaful]

I loved his dance move

[simpLyhaLe]

yayk...tay! love yah!

[HammieKawaii]

He's awsome XD!!!! But I guess he's not gonna say more about Taylor swift and if it's all true...btw lol when you saw him standing in the backround looking around and clapping at the MTV VMA's

[xxkharriegurl14xx]

ok he's hot but that was weird! I mean i'm in color guard and so when i say this i mean. Weirdo!

[bettyandmandy14]

yeah TheseriesofTubes you might wanna look at Blueghost1000's comment.

[TheHuan2000]

why cant i stand this guy

[bettyandmandy14]

wow TheSeriesofTubes wtf are you talking about that was friken awsome and Sooooooo funny ahah.

[GazeRock123]

He missed 2x LOL

[Blueghost1000]

that was played...

[vivalaxxjen]

This is awkward and painful to watch. :X

[Tanjaloveshim01]

thanks for uploading, he is so so sexy!!!

[MahoDinosaur]

WOOOOOW!! I Love TAYTAY! :D

[mikeynike81]

so thats how you beat a kung fu master be slightly taller

[jessicabrain19]

He's really good at martial arts :)

[Blueghost1000]

"Lautner is an accomplished martial artist, having studied karate from the age of six to thirteen.[2] When he was eleven, he was ranked number one in the world for NASKA's Black Belt Open Forms, Musical Weapons, Traditional Weapons and Traditional Forms and, at the age of twelve, he won the Junior World Championships.[5] His coach was Michael Chaturantabut."

just a little quote from his biography...hope this answers your objection.^^

[GregLuscious]

your annoying

[littlebellaelina]

he's funny :D

[MsWinzzy]

go jacob!!

[christinamarie1027]

he was really good, and when he took his coat off...i was thinking he was gonna rip off his shirt too

[bitterjack]

damn, he missed the kick twice. i guess if you ever get into a fight with him you should just stand still, otherwise he might actually hit you.

[LittleMak1]

wow, he's good with the martial arts. he did hte same blowing kiss as taylor swift did. i think they are dating or secretly dating...

[Diimaa]

Amber? He was awkward

[LilyParis21]

haha hilarious;)

[EllaMcp]

he was the world champion in martial arts when he was younger! oh god hes so fricken hot :O

[pheonixtales]

thats insane!! :D

[xerxes465]

Wasn't this guy Shark Boy?

[ReiningRox]

Yeah, he was :)

[Truebud1000]

where in the fuck did he learn martial arts?!?! that is random as hell!

[2EC]

wasn't he like the World Champ in karate when he was younger? :P

[CeruleanCielo]

He was actually world champion in extreme martial arts when he was younger.

[bloobeyond]

haha!! love him!

[joserqc]

Hes kung fu is strong

[ReiningRox]

LMAO

[iUzair]

LOL so funny

wow i didnt know he could do those crazy kung fu moves and stuff lol

[phantomsonlylove]

what iw ould have givving to be "reba" at the end. lol. he just dug himself a hole though and jumped in by calling

"taylor" honey

[mahe5]

And all I want fr christmas is HIM!!

he is soooo perfect

[ZeeTheZebra]

I had no idea Taylor was so funny! =) made my day this did! =)

[swimgurl96]

He is awesome!!! I am sooo on Team Jacob!!!!

[chrisbona182]

AHAHA That guy is so perfect! COULD someone tell me WHO IS the black lady (guy, lol) winking and why Taylor says his heart belong to her?? I don't get that part, I'm french, thanx

[RachelEpsie]

That's Kenan Thompson, he's linked to Taylor Swift, and everyone knows it, so he randomly says Reba and Kenan is supposed to be her. It's funny because she's like 50 x]

[2EC]

hehe yeah, and if you watched SNL a few weeks ago they did a music video where Kenan pretended to be Reba so there's when this idea came up, I guess =)

[MrRedPajamas]

He mentioned earlier that "Reba" was his "friend with benefits". In other words, a person to get AIDS from that isn't your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/w­ife. "Friend with benefits" is Satan's way of getting stupid American idiot teenagers to fuck before they get married like good little whores and man-sluts.

[soulshined]

do you really care?

[MrRedPajamas]

No, I don't care if you get AIDS or an STD, have at it...lol.

[soulshined]

okay

[horsemad2281]

haha thats hilarious

go taylor lautner

he is so cute lol!!!!!!!!!!

[krazychung]

wow.. yeah hes so cool.... awesome..

[belldandy222]

genialllll hay hombre mas sensual que Taylor??? NOOOOOOOO

[0907gsapphire]

haha awkward for me , but hot for him , i guess ! lol hot mess :D that's him !

awwe and talor squared are really sweet ! hope they will get married soon :D

[goeb16]

hahah check out donatello

[ichigo2usagi]

this guy is danerous

lol

[rabidx]

ummm.... hahahhaa

[TheSmileygirl90]

I cannot believe how fast he can spin that blow staff.

I was a fan of this guy BEFORE Twilight. He's awesome.

[lilsis1400]

Dude, he's freakin nuts with that bow staff. You could probably shoot bullets at him and they'd bounce right off cuz he's spinning it so fast.

Good defense... lol:P

If Robert took Taylor on he'd lose so badly. Looks like Werewolves are stronger than Vampires:) Hahaha...

[22jessieboo]

ahahha i love how it took him 2 tries befor he finally got that head off!! lol he does some crazyy ass moves there and its acrative! lmao... i love how he 'stood up for taylor' at the VMAs lmao :D

[Jazzguitarist123]

that stuff was awesome! I'm a dude and my respects for Lautner! He could be the next Van Damme! LOL.

[Puppies741]

rofl!!!

[MAR13N3]

ilove you baby !!!!

[singingbamagal]

That is the kill bill theme song.

[hollerbackgirl12]

I think the song is from Pulp Fiction.

[hollerbackgirl12]

I think the song is from Pulp Fiction.

[fairytale143]

The song is Tomoyasu Hotei's Battle without honour or humanity.

And omgosh I can't believe he's 17 either! he's got some pretty impressive moves and oh so cute~!!

[MzLuvley8]

i love how he is like " hi reba" blows a kiss and winks like tay swift did on her snl opening sketch song thing lol love him TALOR LAUTNER= HOTTNESS

[dixiebaby1111]

Okay, there's a fat guy in the background. When Taylor lautner said "I also took my shirt off a lot", that guy started clapping along with all the teen girls...awkward.

[SparrowFreak]

Hot damn. That was pretty impressive. He does NOT look 17 to me. And i'm 16..... o_O

[Thistledove]

The real Reba must have loved that!

[jscrpio1]

Dumb. How long ago did the VMA's happen? Aren't we past joking on that already? They need new material.

[Refillgirl1010]

"No, I'm gonna be a werewolf!"

Hahahaha! I LOVE HIM!

[veritoinstars]

&& that is why i love him

its kinda hard for me cause i love both of them but then again i have shyt load of kanye songs and taylor things so im like really stuck.

ohgosh;

[tonydo93]

what song is that when taylor does his backflip?

[tsthunt]

yeah i'd like to know, too.

[XxTheBattlefieldxX]

HOTTT

[awsome465]

he is sooo badass!!!!!!!

[JayBlueBird21]

i laughed so hard tears were coming out lmao!!

[kiwiberry12345]

OMG that's hilarious!!! Great karate moves taylor! knock that head off :D

[hottluv32]

@kiwiberry12345 that was REALLY impressive. Still no Jackie Chan though

[CurvesRsexy08]

i wonder if taylor swift and kanye west were watching this

[abigail102094]

Hottiee!!<3

[LocksAndChains]

Nice moves... now take of the damn shirt!

[CurvesRsexy08]

4get the shirt

TAKE OFF EVERYTHING!!!!

[danielajbq]

haha i agree!!

[danielajbq]

i know it would be beter without it...

[NewBuddy4life]

OMG!! his heart belongs to me!! omg did u notice he first referred taylor as honeY!!

[20g86]

lolz was i the only one who felt alil awkward wen watching this?!

[missy8moo8mel]

wow that was awkward but was else could he have done?

[lolsadie16]

lol roflol!!!!

[RaNdOm1094]

hahahhahahahahahaha hes hilarious!! i love him

[2muchharrypotter]

He was the karate champ at 11.

[LinnMaren]

bit too awkward for me I'm afraid. But it was alright:]

[mNmz013]

He did great

[Connieabcdefg]

LOL REBA AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS

[halsakka95]

lmfao, oh godddd. i love this kid (L)

[taylor81297]

haha i wantttt himmm(:

[berryhappy101]

hell, everybody wants him ahaha

[danyand89]

jajajaja =]

ur the best taylor

in the world =]

[Iamthemusicgirl1]

brilliant :)

[Fantasylover7]

*lol* this was AWESOME! Where can I watch the whole thing? Please can you tell me? All videos i found got deleted! -.-