MP4 Player Review

[PSPortalMaker]

On Dunc's Algomusic type: \c/\r/\o/\w/\n/ for an Ashen's intro sort of song. \h/\e/\a/\r/\t/ sounds really coooool.

[mrblobbyissexy]

Ashens seems really harsh in thi svideo compared to his more recent videos. Maybe years of reviewing tat has worn him down, and in a few years he'll be writing "Popstation" in his own shit on a hospital wall...

[DarthMufin]

like if your watching this in 2012 xD

[zzyxyz000062]

OH GOD IT'S MARIAH CAREY!! OH SHUT UP!!  SHUT UP!!!! AARGH!!! AAARGGGH!!!

[DubstepsMyDrug]

this is so 2000 and late.

[bahia479]

fucking adverts fuck off thumbs up if you agree

[iopkluj123]

@bahia479 It gets Youtube money and makes it life

[8Cell4Cube]

@bahia479 Either you watch a short advert, or pay for a YouTube account. Your choice. Disagree.

[atreyuthegreat]

@bahia479 No one is ganna thumb you up.

[NA3LKER]

@bahia479 commercialism makes the world go round

[Nintendy123]

@bahia479 instead of thumbing u up, i thumb u DOWN! ADVERTS= FREE UTUBE ACCS FOR US!

[mjc0961]

@bahia479 Thumbs down for you. One, you're thumbs-up whoring. Two, you're bad at it. Ads give YouTube money to keep running this site and Ashens money to buy more fun tat for us to watch.

But hey, if you'd rather pay for a YouTube account and not be able to watch anything good, that's your business I suppose.

[pianoace8sj]

@bahia479 Just wait and close the ad. Are you that lazy?

[nsaneone]

@bahia479 - Just use adblock plus, it's really awesome.

[RedRoseTheNerdy]

REVIEW THE SPONGES!

[SlobbyHill]

REVIEW THE SPONGES!

[acemace3618]

Ashens cusses alot in this video

[Darkfoxdragon101]

soooo tired but cant stop watching

[Minecrafter728]

My head hurts.

[TheRetroPixel1]

Hello? Is this working? Probably not.

[HereMays]

6:32 Made me feel like I was playing Saints Row 2.

[OJSlaughter93]

Ah Reichsmarks: a 1000 of them wouldn't be worth much even today, what was inflation in Germany during the the 1930s?

[pbcrazy76]

Aww damn I'm American

[YouSuckAndThatsThat]

If you don't want it, I'll take it.

[paddyhickey92]

'if anyone can tell me why the us dollar is worth fuck all at the moment'....ASHENS PREDICTS THE RECESSION!!

[thepoopfan64]

Got to love the random Borish Grishenko hands

[leeparsons70]

This guy made me laugh my ass, Why cant all review be like this.

Top bloke :D

[buhshmuh]

The Reflex FTW!!!!

[floydfreak007]

Man, Ashens was pretty vulgar in his older videos compared to the newer ones.

[10n3r]

@floydfreak007 funny thing is he swore a lot then, then stopped swearing, then started again recently!

[8Cell4Cube]

@floydfreak007 He's exactly the same.

[whaowman]

"Warning, sound is gonna ape-shit"

He says that 3 minutes after killing everybody with that censor noise 3:41

[CenuPwny]

Should use the word 'c*nt' as a tag for the video.

[sirable1]

Great sense of humor

[KevboardGames]

omg he uploaded a new video on extraashens and now im hungry for another video... so im watchin some old stuff... i could watch him reviewing stuff all day long :D

[JamesEdwrD]

LOL it was already random you got interrupted, but even more random that it was a SPONGE salesman hahaha

[RossMorgan94]

1000 what?

[suske423]

ure awesome !!!!! luv your attitude towards this shit n how u say it !!^_^

[jbsalenga2]

Ahh...no copyright for liztening to the radio and "hero"

[killerkirby247]

Oh my god, 2006. That amazing :o

[sykotik04]

Wow.. 2006.. can't believe I've been watching for this long.

[techyknowsbest]

That's 6114 pixels lol I worked it out

[HopoTen]

...1000 Reichsmarks?

[3mh97]

Look at this nigga throwin things all around..

[howelziex]

@3mh97 Not nice

[AsianHideOut]

lol i bought one of those before

[howelziex]

@AsianHideOut How bad was it? Lmao

[AsianHideOut]

@howelziex pretty much fits the commentary

[howelziex]

@AsianHideOut Haha this is why I always stick with apple

[AsianHideOut]

@howelziex yeah, their earphones suck though, have a record of breaking 4 pairs of mic+speaker apple earphones in 2 months

[howelziex]

@AsianHideOut A bit of advice, I have always stuck with Bose or Bowers & Wilkins headphones. They're the company you can rely on!

[GreeenGiantt]

what wasd the censor for?

[LordScrambles]

AHH! That censor beep raped my ears!

[Metalslayar]

Oh my god. My stepdad got my brother a version of these for his birthday. It fucking put a virus on his computer when he plugged it in.

[sonicawesomeness]

Oh god, the censor made me scream...

[REVIEWPOWERCHANNEL]

well at least its not celine dion

[fatei]

demonstration, i'll warn you now the volume is gonna go ape-shit... ARRGH!!

[jakeroxx1122]

Lol my mp4 came With the same cd . Bly me ! I think I lost my mp4 . Oh well . One less cheapy device .

[bobmatino17]

My walkman (mp3 player)'s radio is actually pretty decent for an internal antennae.

[TheAppleKid2011]

It's a rip off of the iPod mini!

[gera1262]

lol he has nazi currency =D

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

Oh god, i was 14 when this video came out and now i'm 19, haha, don't know why that humors me x)

[SuperNeonCupcakes]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx did ya do well in high school or did you watch these videos all day? :)

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

@SuperNeonCupcakes Huh? But no, cause we don't go to high school in Denmark, lol

[SuperNeonCupcakes]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx O.o no high school? what do you go to then? lol

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

@SuperNeonCupcakes It's called gymnasium, lol, and I still have one year left, I see it as a mixture of high school and college in America haha

[SuperNeonCupcakes]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx oh cool! well good luck in gymnasium! :)

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

@SuperNeonCupcakes Haha, well thanks:)

[SuperNeonCupcakes]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx no probz :)

[YoungMoney4280]

@Ilive2lovepie

It isn't slang, it's people showing off their wonderful grammar skills. Love your user name by the way! ^^

[shiniomii]

i like how people are still answering ashen's question of why the dollar is worth so little even 5 years after it was asked.

[HedgehogGamers]

RIP Headphone users

[TheJohndavid24]

i think i see the usb charger in his couch

[justin132ish]

124 people thought this was i mp3

[Painflame818]

The ones where u swear r da best

[Ilive2lovepie]

@Painflame818 this is probably stupid but why do some people say da instead of the

[SakuraAvalon]

@Ilive2lovepie It's slang.

[hopper11995]

that seems decent for $18 but i still wouldnt buy it.

[H3LLKITTENZ]

the usa dollar is worth shit because china own us

[ChaosMew161]

@H3LLKITTENZ China faked economic growth by building ghost cities and malls, all just to get up to state-required GDP. China failed.

[H3LLKITTENZ]

@ChaosMew161 i dont know what a gdp is

[ChaosMew161]

@H3LLKITTENZ GDP = how big an economy is.

[legofreak1109]

someone beside me who hates hero

[shoopdawoop32]

i got an ipod nano free from some bank

[smileyfaceguy95]

8:25

Its like nes if it had FMV.

[righteoushero]

i would have destroyed it

[WeasleFireable]

The USB lead is in between the two cushions spotted it first time

[faizsaleem118]

lol hand spinning a thing

??? maybe it's the mp4 player?

[VANHELSING433]

Clas Ohlson sell a good one for 42 quid.

[SqeakyGoldfish]

What the fuck is a .AMV file?

[eddielivessomewhere]

@SqeakyGoldfish a video format that is the only one that these cheap mp4 players are able to play. Basically is just a flv video but with smaller resolution

[Geocidal1024]

96x64! My wrist watch has a higher resolution than that. Seriously, I've got a video player watch that runs in 160x128.

[justforyou03]

I think is from a company called iBoost.

[hunt3erz53]

thumbs up if you call bad english engRish

[stevev07]

Pigeon english. Hahah. That get's me everytime:P

[bulletproofbeatz]

IM MARIAH CAREY AND I HIT THE DISLIKE BUTTON !

[iceying199]

I laughed when i heard that thing about the peanuts being shoved up a prostitutes ass!

[speedybill47]

Ah British radio, were it isn't complete shit 90% of its stations

[SkyMaro]

Wait... he played radio on the internet... I thought that was illegal.

[twibkidx]

A picasso representation of peanuts being shoved a prostitues ass? Wonderful image, Dr. Ashens.

[FalkirkCruiser]

The radio reminds me of my car radio i could not get anystations at all

[KashgroundTM]

mp4 and mp3...which of those are better?

[LuxVertas]

@KashgroundTM MP3 is a compressed audio format, Mp4 is a compressed video format...

they are both fairly shite!

[SparksJessica1]

It's Better Then My MP3 Player. Love Your Accent!

[Toontown348]

So THAT's the sofa that became so famous...HOW DO YOU HAVE BUILT-IN SPEAKERS? What if you sit on them?!

[Shaggy797]

should've brought the sponges and then reviewed them too

[ultimatevideodude]

Where do you put that very small cd? in a gamecube ? lol

[hellosillyme]

that is so cool u have a sofa with built in speakers

[ParkaMod]

Your local radio station sounds like a station I would listen to =] I should come live with you :3 xD

[greencookie67]

i thot u couldent broadcast a live radio station in where ever he is?

[adyalas]

I had one of those and it flaked on me after a month.

[editmad]

What was the use of censoring a bit when you go and swear another 10 times afterwards...?

[ollie7169]

sniff sniff, I am a sponge salesman

[CJFRANKS7]

@ollie7169 No way!!! Awesum!

[kevin989able]

I have a mp4 player but it looks nothing like that.

[wichkid101]

WAIT NVM

[wichkid101]

I think the usb is in between the couch crack

[Billitrance]

£10 for that? ouch

[Brandon999LFC]

Ashens and avgn are the only ones on YouTube I've seen say the c u next Tuesday word! Avgn- godzilla. Ashens- mp4 player

[Hollyleaf208]

Thank you, ashens, for permenantly blowing out my eardrums.

[mozezfreek777]

Has the be the only time I ever got mad starting a video and not seeing the starting scene [with the music and such (Hello!)].

[cheeseybananas]

I think I got one of these for my birthday about 3 years ago! 

[Hysteria98]

"I don't know who chose the stuff they put on here in the first place, but they're absolute cunts-"

HAH!

[MachintoshCJ]

The mp3 player that I have has similar software to this. I wounder if there a software package for these things.

[Mysterio897]

mann you swore alot in this episode

[harrywood1995]

He dropped the c-bomb as well!

[CommendatoreAndolini]

WHOA. First time I've heard Ashens drop the F-bomb!

[AionLuottamus]

alot earlier, about two and a half years earlier!

5:20

[spoonshiro]

I like how he censors something and later on says "fuck-all" and "cunts"

[UltimateVenom]

back when you'd swear and play copyrighted stuff.

your punk/teen angst stage, ashens :(

[samuel7897]

I saw this for a hundred bucks in fiji once on a holiday

[videogamelover3456]

The cord is in the couch

[TehPokeRizzle987]

You don't have to be afra-

[GoldenChildBH]

@JIPPIX94 I'm a year late by that was fucking hilarious.

[dergabe]

Size comparison with a 1000 Reichsmark bill, because everyone knows how big they were... :-D simply brilliant!

[sonofa2]

My sister got one of these for christmas ... it really isn't very good.

[FlubbedTripod]

@sonofa2 I'll call the NSPCC.

[WYOfb333]

haha my favorite part 9:07 and on haha halarious

[CrankedZiot]

I really enjoy your reviews, I always wanted to know more about these knockoffs. Thanks!

[lordofthepizzapie]

i think that hand was flipping a pencil

[TheNrwskyrock]

The manual is made in CENSORED!

[elgabox91]

when you put this things on spanish, it says "jugar" instead of "reproducir" , i didnt knew you played with these things xD

[2609yannick]

LOL the video icon is from the iPod touch and iPhone

[TheSlushy]

@Xpendable17 How would you use it for porn? The screen is about as small as a....I would like to say it but it might be a tad racist to asians :S

[MrAsher911]

ahhhhhhhhhhh look out crappy thing ahead

[kings355]

lol 1000 regmarks

wdf is a regmark

[moccha1993]

@kings355 Reichsmark* Currency of Germany from 1924ish to 1948 :)

[sharethesorrow]

That's what technitians call, FUCK ALL.

[furiousajp]

The last time someone tried to sell me sponges, I asked the man if it came with instructions. He spit on the doormat and left.

[FYOSED]

Extremely funny review. :D But I wonder what Dr. Ashen had to censor since I saw the video the first time. Does anyone know?

[StarCraftDude1234]

@FYOSED I think he said, "Why you fucking idiot." But I could be wrong.

[T3CHTut0rials]

a good place to get crappy ripoff crap is jc penney for usa and go to little boys section and get the "special" shirts that come with free toys!

[TheEpicTechnology]

not worth it

[MrTGUK]

The USB leed is inbetween the coushins

[SugarHikaru]

@davefgranger i like yahtzee i really do but ashens was created before. lol created

[Slashers790]

@davefgranger Oh Great, another fucking dumbass.

[Cross8ow]

I literally laughed my ass of when Mariah Carey began to play

[OMFGalienOMFG]

@Cross8ow That sounds painfully funny

[1BamJam]

I wish her dead.

[MrFukinkou]

@davefgranger

Did you even check when this was posted?

About a year before Yahtzee ever made a video on YouTube.

Mongoloids never seizes to amaze me.

[Ghosthunt64]

WHAT THE...WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CUSS WORDS IN THIS & PART 2!?!

[Adzigee]

@davefgranger Ashen's joined earlier than Yahtzee...

[computertechdude1234]

The "CENSORED" thing scared the living daylights out of me.

[Bobby13313TV]

@computertechdude1234 haha

[columbusmozart]

@computertechdude1234

Indeed...Jesus Tapdancing Christ, just mute the sound next time instead of that!

[wwedemon1]

@computertechdude1234 same

[pokeplayer935]

@computertechdude1234 The Mariah Carey song scared me more.

[Gasoline85]

You don't often see reichmarks in youtube reviews...

[mayalani123]

@ProProductionsPS3 no XD

[VeryVeryMeanBastard]

hint:

LEARN WHAT "ALL" THE FIVE BUTTONS DO BEFORE MAKING ANY DUMB "REVIEW" AGAIN (and making a bloody fool of your brit ass) please?

Gosh youre so annoying

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@VeryVeryMeanBastard You ARE a very very mean bastard indeed.

[VeryVeryMeanBastard]

@ChristianU2ubeh truth is always difficult to accept...

[MyassWins]

@VeryVeryMeanBastard The buttons change what they're doing.

[AzikuFilmz]

Ashens: its an awful lot smaller

Translator: It's a all four pts wk.

[papoj1PVR]

Ashens: And I've got some more crap to review and this time it's something a bit different.

Translator: Although it's more crap to review and this time did something a bit different.

Ashens: We have a digital MP4 player

Translator: The digital in p foreplay.

[wotsitmeetsmarmite]

DANA, DANA DANA: r-r-r-r-r-REFLEX!

[vibraphonics]

Ashens: "The power button is a little switch at the top"

CC: "The power of optimism switch at the top"

You'd need a lot of optimism for this!

[zjerk09]

116 people didnt get an mp4