Azis: I meet a girl at a bar, she seems kinda into me, could go either way. i get her number its two days later what do i text her? Zah: It was nice meeting you? Azis: NO ZACH! I dont text her It was nice meeting you, I wait 8weeks & text her.. What's Crackin? haha
Yes I'm married but my wife understands that a good politician has to be good with the ladies the fact that i have not got close to cheating worries both of us. LOL, tom is too funny
if tom haverford keeps up these funnies, i'm gonna have to invite him over for SUPPER!
reversalofdave 7 months ago
2:36-2:45 ROFLMAO.
" I'll step outta your momma's van"
Antimadridista67 7 months ago
LOUIS CK!!
GoPhillies36 7 months ago
haverford is brilliant, I wish someone like him worked in my office
simonkaracinski 7 months ago
Azis: I meet a girl at a bar, she seems kinda into me, could go either way. i get her number its two days later what do i text her? Zah: It was nice meeting you? Azis: NO ZACH! I dont text her It was nice meeting you, I wait 8weeks & text her.. What's Crackin? haha
92DDT559 7 months ago
those ludacris' are growing nicely
Antimadridista67 7 months ago
doing caps haha
davidrc517 7 months ago
soulja boy tellums hahahahahahaha
linimo87 7 months ago
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linimo87 7 months ago
Stated like a true professional, Tom.
Malkmusianful 7 months ago
32 A? howd you get in here!? haha
stiffmeisterful1 7 months ago 3
How I view myself: Ron Swanson
How my friends and others view me as: Tom Haverford
randomguy199545 7 months ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
"I have been robbed twice."
pulkmees 8 months ago
Those Ludacris's are coming in great.
ProjectENDO 8 months ago 5
I have a couple doing caps in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.
c4lifornication 8 months ago 2
oh man!! I love this dude!!!!!
johnsurvey2000 8 months ago
Bone Thug n Harmoniums!!!!
bubbles8joe8 8 months ago 22
"On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?"
sheltereDaydream 8 months ago 27
CASH MONEY!!!! I'm gonna make it rain!
aprilmyee 8 months ago
"turn off all the lights that don't have colored bulbs" tom knows how to get SLIZZERED
vexxtra 8 months ago
1:01 that hat literally made me lol
ilu2wootwoot 8 months ago
Shut up and do more art for me.
daemonwood 8 months ago 2
2nd to Ron as the best character on this show
walruslane 8 months ago
give me one of those blood diamonds...make them extra bloody
bathroom64 8 months ago
6:47 HAHA
MoustafaYoussef 9 months ago
Yes I'm married but my wife understands that a good politician has to be good with the ladies the fact that i have not got close to cheating worries both of us. LOL, tom is too funny
Jbwoy4life 9 months ago
"Those Ludacrises are coming in great!"
:)
PeaceLoveCici101 9 months ago
I've got a few "doing caps" in my wallet. Thats what I call condoms.
dajokerwild 9 months ago
Lol Great Job! Azizs' funny as heck!
8rider3 9 months ago