BERZERKER!!!! (From original clerks I)

[jassinner83]

HUMAN VACUUM.............WTF>>>>>>>>­EPIC!!!!!!!!

[Yohoho151rum]

The look on Olof's face at 1:40 is PRICELESS!

[ilovemoviesuk]

its cute how she says "no way" lol

[robotdrews]

skrillnik.

[crazyacesSYSTEM]

ahaha look who it is a human vacuum

[14lawgdawg]

"did he say making Fuck?"

[HAMMERxHCA]

@DarkTravesty03

For those that didn't know, this scene was inspired by the song "Berzerker" by the band GWAR.

I picked that up as soon as I heard him sing this in the movie. GWAR is the shit.

[lostcauseforkl]

kEVIN sMITH IN sTATE of GRACE

[lizazp92]

that´s beautiful, man

[PapagenoJuan2]

The fuckin human vacuum, hahaha. Jay the most stoned out funny lines

[ArtypNk]

Lovely movie.

[cwillsification]

fuck you yankee blue jeans

[seanismad100]

"I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'mma knock them boots again tonight."

[xChaotic81x]

yep.....he said making fuck.....

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

That's F-in funny man.

Love it.

George Vreeland Hill

[UVPronin]

"Clercs" hands down best thing i saw ever

[MaddieTheHuman]

"but he cannot speak it good like we do" lol

[SamusMaXximus]

*Metal Face*

[Sbmma93]

"It's called fuck your yankee blue jeans or something like that"

[beanlovesledzeppelin]

My cousin used to have a pony tail and shaved sides back in the late 90's lol

[RickinPA1978]

Did he say "Making Fuck"?



[Encom7]

"That's beautiful man."

[majicray2112]

I think the Olaf dude was the real guy that worked in the video store next to the Quicky Mart.The actors were all friends and acquaintances of Kevin Smith. Watch the movie "Snowball" here on youtube. In it, Kevin tells about the making of Clerks. The Berzerker dude plays several other characters in the movie.

[th3tracer]

she has a good look

[o0akaAlias0o]

lol ahh shit.

[TheToasterTV]

on the Clerks X DVD, i fell asleep watching the movie and in the middle of the night i woke up and i was too lazy too turn off the TV, on the DVD Menu Berzerker was on repeat, porbebly listen to this a billion times XD

[nonnoparmiro]

i don't care if she's my cousin or not, i'ma knock those boots again tonite!

[ClassyQuib]

Kevin smith was so much skinnier

[ilikevines]

"My love for you is like a truck, berzerker! Would you like some making fuck berzerker!" that's what i heard lol

[ilikevines]

i love how nonchalant jay is about everything, so fucking funny

[asnaes]

Skrellnik!

[orgonetrail]

Everything about this scene is brilliant.

[RodrigoZortin]

Alguém poderia legendar pro português brasileiro, seria ótimo! Obrigado

Someone could for subtitle Brazilian Portuguese, it would be great! thanks

[PutNameHere15]

It's beautiful man...

[NinteenEightyNothing]

MOSCOW. That is the thinnest Russian accent I've ever heard lol

[niko4605]

FUCKING METAL!

[bayzhit]

"nah, he speaks some english, but he cannot speak it good like we do"

[bigsnacks99]

That's beautiful man.



[JediRebelKid]

I got a cousin whose boots id love to knock

[Nagneto]

BERZERKER!!!!

[farisheavymetal96]

Thats fucking metal face!

[rockmanblues]

"Did he just say 'making fuck?'" lmao I love this movie and its sequel. Two of the best flicks ever!

[sSanctum]

"My love for you is ticking clock Berzekker Would you like to suck my cock Berzekker"

......Thats beautiful man..

haha

[Bundy421]

Fuck yer Yankee blue jeans!

[CalFrisn]

this video gave my dick hard

[edcollante]

Olof, METAL!

[jcpadmore]

Most of the acting is pretty shit in this film, but hey they're budget didn't exactly stretch to major actors. Jay & Silent Bob are great (as ever). Love 'em in "Mall Rats" and "JASB Strike Back". Classic movies. But this one, although the acting is shit, is still the platform that launched them, so I say "SNOOGANS"!! :-D

[ActionBastardVB]

Thats beautiful man...

[mrhernandez81]

wonder what Olaf is doing now??

[SnIkLeeT]

- Olaf, metal.

... That's his fuckin metal face. Olaf girl nice.

- Shjgurlnyech.

- Tha's fucked up man...

HAHA how Jay says "that's fucked up man" after Olafs line makes me lol every time.

[TheSoxnight]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK BERSERKER!! .....thats beautiful man...

[kurry8chris]

my love for you is tickin clock Berserker!

would you like to suck my cock Berserker!!!!

[Nigel361ten]

Damn the 90s was a beautiful time.....

[RayVinyard]

Kevin Smith was thin back then.

[English2Elvish]

@RayVinyard Now he is a Lucas fatass...

[evanparker]

@RayVinyard he was still pretty fat actually

[ItsNotColdEnough]

The acting is horrible, budget is like 2 cents, and it looks like it was made in a day. And yet i've seen it a thousand times.

[steelfukksw]

i havent watchd the vid yet Do androids dream of fucking sheep

[DancingBear1991]

That's Beautiful , Man!

[kornklone]

thats fucked up man

lol

[TheFacelessCrowd]

"Did he say 'Making fuck'?"

One of the funniest lines in the whole movie. Clerks is a f*cking classic.

[NoRegretsForOurYouth]

Love Mosier at the end there, "that's beautiful man"

[Smellycats4eva]

"thats beautiful maan"

My fucking god, I hate hippies.

[stigler30]

@Smellycats4eva And I fucking hate conservatives.

[RetroLPer]

Did he say making fuck?

HAHAHAHAHA

[PAULFC93]

Honestly, i think this is the greatest movie of all time.

And all for 25 grand........proves you don't need a 150,000,000 budget to make a legendary film

[WarOfSalvation]

@PAULFC93 Lets just hope they dont remake this on a 150,000,000 budget..

[snakeinthegrass20]

@PAULFC93 It's pretty funny, but for the sake of your mental health I should say that: it isn't the greatest film ever, not even in the top 250. The guy playing Randall... worst acting I've ever seen in a film.

[kagura222]

@snakeinthegrass20 Thats Randall`s character , he`s suppose to act like that.

Its all part of the script.

[91andrewm]

@PAULFC93

his budget was $230,000

[PAULFC93]

@91andrewm

Nah, that was all post production, his original budget was $23,000

[PandorasBoxFilm]

@91andrewm His Budget was $27,000. Miramax bought it for $227,000.

[yamiriei]

@PAULFC93 hellz yeah

[Eriknmagnet]

Schrolnik !!

[TheElitemaster360]

thats beautiful man. :D

[halobigmac]

2 things.

1.) i like how he says "Moscow" like a fucking harvard student xD

2.) there from jersey and there criticizing his english.

just thought id point them out for all you hipster cooky crazy kids out there who cant pick up on stuff.

[wilky1189]

@halobigmac 1 thing.

1.)"THEY'RE from jersey and THEY'RE criticizing his english."

just thought i'd point that out.

[halobigmac]

@wilky1189 its their...read a book.

[wilky1189]

@halobigmac not THEY'RE? as in THEY ARE? as in THEY ARE from jersey?

[halobigmac]

@wilky1189 I'm assuming that you're one of those crazy hipster kids i was referring too. Aren't you cool for correcting my grammar. You sound like my 4th grade English teacher, you're probably in 4th grade that's why you care so much. Also it could be THEIR because that form is referring to a noun, as well as they're its personal preference.

[wilky1189]

@halobigmac you assume wrong, my friend. well, about the hipster part. i'm pretty sure i'm not 100% sane.

[halobigmac]

@wilky1189 well then you are a not 100% sane person whom CHOOSES to read the comments and gets some sort of discomfort when someone uses incorrect grammar. I am glad i have enough sanity to know when i'm annoying others.

[21theworld21]

fuck your yankee blue jeans

[jumpoutatree]

Did he just say "making fuck"?

[cucamongapeakproduct]

It's amazing that we all understand Silent Bob, yet he never speaks a word.

[bree112233]

lol..metal..

[jlkjkljkl]

Theres something about how cool silent bob is when he never says shit... one of these days if anybody talks to me im just gonna smoke a cig and look all sophisticated

[ratm239]

@jlkjkljkl Ya I love silent bob. My gamertag on xbox live was silent bob.

[MrJotubyl]

KURWA!

[07Pince]

SCHRAWNDY !!!!!!!!

[DarkTravesty03]

for those that didn't know there is an xbox 360 achievement in gears of war that was inspired by this scene called My Love for You Is Like a Truck

Defeat a Berserker on Hardcore Difficulty 30g

:P

[ratm239]

@DarkTravesty03 wow I forgot about that achievment thats awesome tie in

[TheWolvesCurse]

@DarkTravesty03 i always aske myself where this comes from. thanks mate, for letting me know this. I love Gears of war, and Jay & Silent bob are geniusly insane!

[akaki202]

@DarkTravesty03 Just because of that I'm gonna buy an Xbox and play that game.

[pimpnhard101]

@DarkTravesty03 i saw that.. when i got it i was like.. omg.. Would you like some making Fuck? Belserker! !

[EgagLatsev]

Hah "i dont care if shes my cousin or not, ima knock those boots angian tonight" funny shit

[RavenFire70]

Classic

[stwla888]

I always like to sing that to the chicks. 

[niggerjosh]

olaf metal

[{:<

thats his fuckin metal face!

[TheSuicideSisterz]

Did he say making fuck???

[manvtash]

Possibly the best 90s film of them all...

my love for you is like a truck

[cbarbarinlakerfan]

thats his fucken metal face!!

[inavaderzim]

clerks 1 over clerks 2 ANYDAY:DD

[cbarbarinlakerfan]

@inavaderzim hell yeah! silent bob went hollywood after making this great film. too bad!! his other movies like chasing amy,dogma,jay and silent bob strike back,and mallrats only had a few funny parts he shouldnt have sold out. well i take back mallrats that shit was funny now that i think about it havent seen it in a while.

[TheWeenagemaker]

@inavaderzim absolutely

[stwla888]

@inavaderzim Clerks II should never be brought up ever.

[13BPPBUGEYE323]

@stwla888 :/ Why?

[bestwalmartlp]

skelnik!

[PanzerTank521]

fuckin a'

[halodude1177]

0:32 thats his fucking metal face look man

[IMfromPROland]

BEHHRRRZERKHHHHEEEEAAA!

[DiabloMercy]

hot bitch

[svantearrhenius1]

feels good, man

[D119heavy]

Man this is classic and great, I just wish more people would post their favorite quotes on the comment board 'cause I didn't just hear them say every word.

[dubmatic808]

this video needs like 10 million hits

[GothNeko666]

DID HE JUST SAY MAKING FUCK?!

[AnonIonCannon]

You know what I just watched? Return of the Jedi.

[SlaveLaborFan]

@AnonIonCannon Me pulling a can off some idiots arm?

[brianintn]

my love for you is ticking clock BERZERKER! would you like to suck my cock? BERZERKER!

[gregoryvn3]

Ah, the classics. :)

[Istabyou666]

girls think its sexy ha

[Istabyou666]

girls think its sexy ha

[noo2islam]

In french he says: I love you like a blowing truck!!!

[preldzija2]

i like kevin smith beacus he suportes hes frend jay iven he is a junkie

[DreamFantasy2112]

Fucking snowball...

"That's beautiful man"

"Well, you two love birds take it easy"

What a baller.

[NikkyFlippers]

Classic Comedy

[xniteshade]

None of these clips play when I click on them.....did they get removed on you or something?? : ( I wanted to watch the "Jedi convo".......

[kaosalakane]

Would you like some making fuck? Funniest shit EVER.

[deek420]

look who it is the fuking human vacuum lmfao jays the best asbury parks best

[StuMcKoo]

Do I look like his fuckin' biographer?

[mouffette000]

what did Olaf say about the girl?

or was that a random word?

[f1racerjb]

Skolnick...maybe a ref to Alex Scholnick?

[htprost]

random word

[cataclysm]

"That's beautiful, man." XD

[blahness666]

LMAO this is the best

[WizardGlik]

Where is "Clerks 8"?

[scttola]

It's not by Gwar...it's by a band called Zebrahead

[RikoBeast]

Love that song

[PloKoonify]

It's actually a real song. Gwar

[8Biohazard5]

i think the scream everyone is talking about is just a stocksound (like in stockphoto's, u pay for random images which are free to use without any copyright involvement)

they also use the sliding door from the game Doom a lot in a lot of movies.

[j12ad24]

it's funny near the end when his song is on the radio

[BoyMixer]

Why oh Why wasn't he in Clerks 2!!!

[rubberband2008]

"that's beautiful, man..."

[Trollbaiter]

When Randal is watching the Sci-Fi movie there is a scream that I've heard in many different forms of media. It's not the Wilhelm scream, but it seems to have a history like it.

Any info?

[NasteeBG]

I've been wondering the same thing for some time... if anyone has info, share. :)

[AOCRkid]

omg yes where the fuck is that scream from?? I've wanted to know since I was 5

[unbridledenthusiasm]

I know what you mean, but I don't know what it's called.

[DiscoRage]

I've asked this countless times on countless forums, but nobody ever has an answer. I'd also like to know where the scream in Jurassic Park by Weird Al is from. I've heard that one a million times too, usually in cartoons.

[1787dude]

I think its from doom

[stubbsgrubbs]

yeah seriously! i remember it from silent hill 4 the room. like right at the beginning. tis in a bunch of point and click adventure games too

[logic8368]

hahah i know exactly what your talking about, ill try to find something on it

[DamianColucci]

man i wish i couldve experienced the 90s as a teen. all people seem interested these days is texting and going online with their cellphones. total bullshit, being born in 1990 blows.

[Gutgrinder304]

Either the 90s or 80s

[emomassacretime]

"skrillnick"

[bloodinthegastank]

fuck your yankee blue jeans.

[stratman123]

What's he say about the chick- SQUIRREL NECK!?

[shorts]

would you like some making fuck

[corchafran]

"I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm going to knock those boots again tonight."

Jay is hilarious!!

[KohlKorruption]

thats beautiful man!!

[machuu]

thats some metal face

[101piesaregood]

"did he say making fuck"

lol i love clerks

[KeenanWarkGuitar]

thats beautiful mann

[mauricetomas]

I love this movie

[Mrdeederts]

my love for you is ticking clock BERZERKER! would you like to suck my cock BERZERKER! lol

[kickrocks91]

one of the greatest kevin smith movies

"My love for you is like a truck BERZERKER! Would you like some making