this was the first vid i saw of you & i thought you were actually like this. to my disappointment, you're not. haha but good job, i was laughing my ass off!
Hahahahaha!!!!!! "If you fucken idiot, you poke yourself in the eye!" "But I'm not idiot. I know what I do." That was brilliant. "You don't get the boyfriend, you don't get the dick!" hahahaha!!!! I'm in stitches, I love it : ) I love you too Ling Ling, I'd love a massage and especially look forward to the happy ending too : )
Poor Ling Ling having to cook rice for her 39 family members. I'd be happy to help you out. C ya!
Holy shit mate I haven't laughed so hard in so long!!! I am so glad I subbed to your channel!!! More Ling Ling!!! Plenty Boom Boom Long Time!! XOXOXOX BIGSTEW
All da boy come here for my milkshake...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...This shit is classic! Did you say 'you don't get da dick'?...WTF?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I would crack up if somebody watched this and really try to use it to make themselves up, tho...LOL...'You don't get da dick'...Oh my damn...AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omg I couldn't stop laughing while watching this.
Chocolateloveeexoxo 1 month ago
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PS. When will you come, for my milk shake? :<
Eurynomos69 1 month ago
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"ling ling always give you happy ending when she give you massage" xD OK, that done it! I'm going to "take a shower"... where's my wallet :<
Eurynomos69 1 month ago
You look and kinda act Indonesian here xD "lovely" xD yeah... totally Indonesian, nice...
Eurynomos69 1 month ago
<3
choppa79 1 month ago
hahaha i love u bahahahaha
brandonmiranda4 1 month ago
your funny as fuck
bennyboytalk 4 months ago
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choppa79 5 months ago
I can't believe this vid is almost a year old. you've come a long way, kid~!
iBundangbear 6 months ago
I want a massage from you with the happy ending. Do you spit or swallow?
Johnson99483 6 months ago
LOVE IT!! you gotta check out OwnagePranks! Anyways, im waiting for you to approve my friend request :)
tripleVVV3 7 months ago
this was the first vid i saw of you & i thought you were actually like this. to my disappointment, you're not. haha but good job, i was laughing my ass off!
alliemaradona 7 months ago
you sound like lil deville from rugrats LOL
supercalavagilistic 8 months ago
I love you, will you have my next abortion?
lulzmusic 8 months ago
roooofl
MsLawlMuffin 8 months ago
"Going to put a line here, like that today..Just so beautiful, very gentle, very sexaay, very beautiful...oh my gawwd." Haha
chelseaajoyy 8 months ago
I can't tell if this is a joke...
MisterMrErik 8 months ago
Ahaha xD Love it Ling Ling ;D
haha
TheRyanLamont 9 months ago
OMG I LOVE YOU ADD ME ON FACEBOOK :) <3 no homo
SuperLinder88 9 months ago
samamada
karamelo666core 9 months ago
HELLO TODAY , HOW ARE YOU TODAY.
irenegio1 10 months ago
OMG! xD wtf?
carinitah90 10 months ago
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"you have the shimmery beautiful!"
v0lleyba11nad1n3 11 months ago
"you have the shimmery beautiful!"
v0lleyba11nad1n3 11 months ago
@1:48 i almost shit myself laughing
imnotnutsiswear 11 months ago
I absolutely love what choppa did with this :)
P00P0STER0US 11 months ago 10
@P00P0STER0US mee too!! :)
EQVAY04 11 months ago
LOL
VortexProducer 11 months ago
hahahahahaha I love you!
tedsmith45 1 year ago
So fucking funny!
1ofAkindification 1 year ago
the nihao ashawn xD
TehPhysicalist 1 year ago
this is yr most viewed vid FOR NOW soon you will be getting 10 times this many views
CrudeLie7 1 year ago
shimmidy beautiful!!! dang crazy as hell funny.
whatis07 1 year ago
LING LING + PETER CHAO= <3 LIKE IF YOU AGREE
heyyouthereXD 1 year ago 9
are u viet ?
sniper4usmc 1 year ago
when u said "Like beautiful flower" i laughed so hard xD
XoZoeymonxx 1 year ago
Hahahahaha!!!!!! "If you fucken idiot, you poke yourself in the eye!" "But I'm not idiot. I know what I do." That was brilliant. "You don't get the boyfriend, you don't get the dick!" hahahaha!!!! I'm in stitches, I love it : ) I love you too Ling Ling, I'd love a massage and especially look forward to the happy ending too : )
Poor Ling Ling having to cook rice for her 39 family members. I'd be happy to help you out. C ya!
miles2057 1 year ago
milkshake lol
GladiatorMusic2010 1 year ago
Ha, this is right up there with How to Trick People Into Thinking You're Good Looking. Respect.
THEHANDTRUMPETGUY31 1 year ago
I'm not idiot, I know what I do! :)
theydidnthavesex 1 year ago
lol this is funny, thumbs up!
ThisisLuigiTV 1 year ago
so hilarious!
mandykq18 1 year ago
Very Beautiful, Very Sexy. xDD
BeeMercado 1 year ago
I think you be a great comedian. This made rotfl. Ur so great I'm subscribin to you channel.
akacj15 1 year ago
haha i cant relate to this at all but couldnt stop watching lolol funny shit hahaha
TheAsianZing 1 year ago
you dont get the boyfriend you dont get the dick LMFAO I love your channel now.
Ribcagehacksaw 1 year ago
Hei! It's PrettyG here. Now I know what ling ling accent is. lol
AsskickerF 1 year ago
lol Ling-Ling your funni!
CapturedFace 1 year ago
hahahaa This is sooo funnyy...
evesther 1 year ago
U got a milk shake!!!!
pepp5150 1 year ago
ling ling sounds like a red neck asian. :|
0Vuuk0 1 year ago
Ahaha you are hilarious ^_^
discolights 1 year ago
Ling ling u Fr--king Rock!!!
pepp5150 1 year ago
lmao lmao lmao
warmbeer05 1 year ago
Awesome, with exactly the right amount of profanity. Five stars!
TheOJDrinker 1 year ago
Is she supposed to remind me of the prostitutes I met in Thailand? ...I mean, is that the angle she's going for?
TickleMyHotNuts 1 year ago
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why you need make up?
NickyChanSaying 1 year ago
my sister loves this xD
NickyChanSaying 1 year ago
What a fucking crack up, lol. I see a comedy future for you, lol
hieronymusbsch 1 year ago
my god at first i thought is was a asian female fred, hell there's a idea for a channel
love it
leokimvideo 1 year ago
very funny .and witty
GladiatorMusic2010 1 year ago
hey ling ling, whered u get ur eyeliner? my avon purple pencil is running low=(
dnzmissd 1 year ago
wow this is funny!!! honesty
heartattackdons 1 year ago
"Lovely" is you're favorite word? lol
itsahley 1 year ago
@itsahley lol yeh thats ling ling's favourite word verry loooveelly for you today!
EQVAY04 1 year ago
hahhahahaa
100th comment
anyway
this is epic xD
NickyChanSaying 1 year ago
@NickyChanSaying lol thanks mate :P
EQVAY04 1 year ago
you want the dick ill give it to you ;D
epicness52 1 year ago
Going to put a line here. Like that.... today
:'D
ZoeAndKristy 1 year ago
Hahhahaaha! I LOVE the accent!! I can't stop laughing!! xD
Aussiegirl265 1 year ago
ur like aboriginal asian texan? Thats talent!
nagemtdiw 1 year ago
can i just say your hair is AMAZINGGGGGGG <3
1insertusername1 1 year ago
@1insertusername1 thankyou :)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
OMG i loovvvee this sooo much!!! and i love how u take the time to thank people who sub 2 u!!! ur sooo awsome!! i faved this!! :)
skilar101 1 year ago
Epic, love it! ;)
SkyLark90 1 year ago
PeterChao need to see this video:D
TheUchihaClans 1 year ago
super hyper crazy funny
HieronymusBash 1 year ago
this makes me so happy :)
TheVarietyClick 1 year ago
freakin hilarious accent, girl
stephenpaultaylor 1 year ago
I love that shirt so much I could watch this vid over and over. That shirt makes me smile so much!
bundangbear 1 year ago
@bundangbear LOL i love that shirt :)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
Wonderful tutorial! Very cool video
Jordmate 1 year ago
hahaha :D you wont get dick :) =D
kainname 1 year ago
whats that racket up here?
RaVeN1511 1 year ago
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What the fuck stupid ass chinky.
keithyboy313 1 year ago
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DAUGHTER I AM DISAPPOINT...
humenix 1 year ago
DAUGHTER I AM DISSAPOINT...
humenix 1 year ago
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fucking hate you
umoistbro 1 year ago
Damn this shit's funny...
blackranger31 1 year ago
Oh that shirt is PRICELESS! Cart wears tiara! How can be??
bundangbear 1 year ago
I think I am in love haha
CAMERABOI 1 year ago
@CAMERABOI LOL LING LING LOVE YOU LONG TIME
EQVAY04 1 year ago
"like beautiful buybuy" ahahah i actually love you, you WILL to be on tv <3
GhostGardens 1 year ago
Hahaha dude that was classic! You HAVE to do more ;p by the way AUSSIE! woo!
theninjawannabe 1 year ago
@theninjawannabe WOO AUSSIEE!!!
EQVAY04 1 year ago
she is HOTT
briandustydaly 1 year ago
@briandustydaly yeh ling ling is a babe ;)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU
TrippinMuch 1 year ago
oh my gosh this is sooo funny! I love you!! x
helendolman 1 year ago
ALL DA BOI CUM HERE FOR MAH MILKSHAKE
littlebiancakay 1 year ago 11
haha my milkshake bring all boys to yard
haha you sound like a hillbilly asian
TheAthiestMovement 1 year ago
OMG Such a hilarious video LMAOOOOOO! Awesomeness!
MissLynCruz 1 year ago
lol this is gonna be viral by the end of the week
7wronganswers 1 year ago
Hilarious. Well done!
jtpfreak 1 year ago
Oh my gosh you're so awesomely funny haha!
VlogOfTheDayWithGelE 1 year ago
ha ha I love that voice cracked me up
davidkeithbecket 1 year ago
hhahaahhahahahaha " you dont get the boyfriend, you dont the dick"!! hahaha ur crazy :P
MrTecktonikboky 1 year ago
Lovely...
TheHanleyMan 1 year ago
epic i can do Asian voice just like you and i am a white australian
lightweight69 1 year ago
@lightweight69 ohh gosh video response it i wanna see :O
EQVAY04 1 year ago
@EQVAY04 I WILL JUST HAVE TO DO THAT
lightweight69 1 year ago
@EQVAY04 Now you have to Guy.....I'm a witness!
gleegirloz 1 year ago
OMFG you are hysterical and adorable
SuZeeTV 1 year ago
lol zounds you have a lot of energy! Fun video, have a wonderful week! :)
theloathlydaddy 1 year ago
You are freaking AWESOME! lol! You're my new favorite YouTuber!
OkieMerrod83 1 year ago
@OkieMerrod83 aww what a compliment thankyou very much ;)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
XD omg you're the best hahaha i've never heard someone with your accent make them selves speak with a more asian accent. Hahaha. Funny stuff :D
TwoGirlsAndTheWorld 1 year ago
hahahahahaha! ling ling your rock!
Kyo1676 1 year ago
Rofl! I can't stop laughing! You rock! TU! : )
greggfla 1 year ago
I love this video.. SOOOO FUNNY AND AWESOME! THUMBS UP!
ELawshea 1 year ago
@ELawshea haha thanks alot :) ling ling loves you long time ;)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
Fantastic! So funny! Love, Tamara xx
RossiSinger 1 year ago
Nice tutorial and presentation. But I should not try it on myself. :D
~ iAD
28iAD77 1 year ago
@28iAD77 lol why thankyou :)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
hahah ive been eduma-cated =D
TheAuzzyLife 1 year ago
@TheAuzzyLife lol glad you liked it mate ;)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
LOOOOL
Cobraartsproductions 1 year ago
HAHAAHAH!!! OMFG XD YOU SOUND LIKE MY MUM! :( . . . awkward... I'm pretty sure I could put on eyeliner better than you... double awkward. XD
TheChrasityLife 1 year ago
hahahahaha your a crazy little asian bird, I love this video. Informative and helpful :)
TradieTrev 1 year ago
Man you rock! where did u get that eyeliner?
BusBuddy96 1 year ago
@BusBuddy96 got it from a shop called groove in melbourne central bottom floor ;)
liquid eyeliner in pen form :)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
lmfao...lol, sounds like the lil asian woman that runs the corner store...She calls me her bf, and I love her to death lol
suthrncumfort1976 1 year ago
@suthrncumfort1976 :O maybe she's the one :)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
@EQVAY04 As much as I would love to meet an asian gf, I kinda doubt she's the one lol...she's almost 70
suthrncumfort1976 1 year ago
@suthrncumfort1976 AHAHHAHHAHAHAH OK F.E
EQVAY04 1 year ago
OMG what can i say that hasn't already been said.. this is one of the funniest videos i have ever seen ... EVER!
THIS IS GOING ON MY CHANNEL!!!
choppa79 1 year ago
@choppa79 awww thanks for putting it on your channel <3 <3 you're defs in my next shoutout video :)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
Holy shit mate I haven't laughed so hard in so long!!! I am so glad I subbed to your channel!!! More Ling Ling!!! Plenty Boom Boom Long Time!! XOXOXOX BIGSTEW
teddybeareleventeen 1 year ago
@teddybeareleventeen BIGSTEWW!!! thanks alot glad you like it mate ;) i subbd to you too
EQVAY04 1 year ago
Hahahaha omg!
I can't breath! xD
A redneck asian?
Fan friggin tastic! :p
WolverinaWorld 1 year ago
hahaha wow xD
Hazard0usH3ath3r 1 year ago
How come every now and then Ling Ling sounds like she has an American southern redneck accent?
MrHacksawJoe 1 year ago
@MrHacksawJoe because she's confused...lol..
EQVAY04 1 year ago
does ling ling buy any fake shanel?
too dorrah fiftay for ling ling
MethamphetamineTM 1 year ago
@MethamphetamineTM lol :P
EQVAY04 1 year ago
LOL Thats was Hilarious!
What edits do you use to spend up the video.. to make it go faster? =] x
MissKatieBuckley 1 year ago
did you say "you don't get the boyfriend you don't get the dick?" that was so funny.
narsplace 1 year ago
You are a funny fucker !!!!
edgewayround 1 year ago
You should make Ling Ling a recurring character, u pull it off really well.
When and where will u be in the city for muck up day? PM me, cheers : )
miles2057 1 year ago
Huahahahaha, lovely lovely lovely! Huahahahaha.
blackaries 1 year ago
hahahaha funny shit
thechozen101 1 year ago
OMG this was amazing!! i faved!
TheYellowFloor 1 year ago
Hilarious!
HoneymoonCampers 1 year ago
OMFG XD
so reminded me of this video but way funnier.
Nail Salon - Anjelah Johnson
JAMESLIKESKNIVES 1 year ago
LOL!! You are so adorable. And funny. I cracked up as soon as the video started.
PimpyMcHoSmack 1 year ago
omfg this was hilarious. we have a nails salon nerar where i work and i hear that every time i pass lol
tyHawn 1 year ago
Bahahah ... Ling Ling you so sexy!! *in best asian accent* Now I know how apply make-up .. I get dick too?? :D You're awesome!!! :) xx
karmagirl74 1 year ago
@karmagirl74 hey girlfriend ..babey you dont need any makeup you're already very beautiful ver sexy very cheerleader model :)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
All da boy come here for my milkshake...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...This shit is classic! Did you say 'you don't get da dick'?...WTF?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I would crack up if somebody watched this and really try to use it to make themselves up, tho...LOL...'You don't get da dick'...Oh my damn...AHAHAHAHAHAHA
MrYungFatal 1 year ago
HAHAHAH, nice :P
EmoDuckman 1 year ago
@EmoDuckman thanks mate :P
EQVAY04 1 year ago
This is hilarious.......me and the kids are rolling on the floor!!!!! Brilliant mate!!!
YAHWEHtoHELL 1 year ago
Hahahahahahaaha, you're a fucking ripper mate!!!!!!!! You looka like a maaaaan
YAHWEHtoHELL 1 year ago
Hahaha! Best makeup tutorial ever!
SounderAU 1 year ago
@SounderAU awww thankkyooo :) means alot to ling ling
EQVAY04 1 year ago
LOL!
You duh fked up!
<3
OhSnapitsJuzDin 1 year ago
hahaha this had me in stiches! too funny, fav'd and thumb'd up :)
BlackDahliaMurder22 1 year ago
@BlackDahliaMurder22 aww thanks i'm glad you liked it mate :)
EQVAY04 1 year ago
lol, me love ling ling long time!
MrStripyHead 1 year ago
@MrStripyHead <3
EQVAY04 1 year ago