Margaret Cho - ITOTIW Part 3/10

[TheUltimateUnderdog1]

We have slut pride parades here in New Zealand...Margaret should totally come here

[urmomonabun22]

"So many gay, you know all over the world. But not Korea, not Korea. But everywhere else, so many gays!" LOL

[tomboii111]

Ay Dios Mio I can't like this enough hahaha.

[Adski92]

I love the face she makes when she imitates her mother.

[cathrinebuhaug]

She does a great job imitating her mother... pick a up tha phone, U donta pick up tha phone, means U gay. Only gay screens call!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[cathrinebuhaug]

Am I gay? Am I staight??.. I realized that Im just slutty.. Where is my parade!!!!

[Xepscern]

SO MENY GAAAAAY!

[000crazyshit]

They have so many gay FWAHHH...

[MrYarrrp]

AM I GAAY AM I STRAAAIGHT?!?!?!?!?!!

and i realized, i'm just slutty!

LOLZ

[BinaryFlareRC]

"BUT NOT KOREA! NOT KOREA!"

[ocergnairb]

P.E. teechuru

[ocergnairb]

Soooo meni geeyyyyy aru uvur du wurulu.

[ocergnairb]

BIKUP DO PHONNEEEE

[time0space0witch]

"So many gay aaaaaaaaaall over the world - BUT NOT KOREA!" xDDD I died laughing.

[Griffx52]

@time0space0witch She's a genius.

[Marlifan69]

15 people can't pick up the phone!

[sweeney60]

Holy shit! that bit about her mom is hysterical. Ever notice that when a parent is pissed about their kid being gay, we cry, but when they are accepting we laugh. Cruel irony, but it makes great standup

[vanmonarch]

Slut Walk! Woot woot!

[thesongwithinme]

"Mommy was-a hoping they die before you get back, so you don't have to make 2 trip". LMMFAO!

[yfset8]

I DONT KNOW WHO I LOVE MORE MARGARET OR HER MOM! XDDDDD LMFAO

[stormtrooper253]

Her mom is cool.

[strangec1ouds]

rofl maybe some day you will grow up to be p.e. teacher

[matboy891]

but not korea!

[MITSUKIISDEAD]

Mommy was hoping maybe they die before you come home. Just you don't have to make two trip.

[CheeseBoyz]

You can talk to mammy about EVERYTHING. You have a cooru mammy.

Oh God, that's too funny.

[jhonen32629]

@MichaelMorbious4ever I think we ALL had lesbian P.E teachers. Lol

[ninethreefivesix]

@jhonen32629 Seriously! xD

[sugaryaoi]

That whole Message from her mom would be exactly what mine would do. My mom still asks me if i am gay cause i watch gay porn. Is that so wrong? I am straight and gay porn rocks my socks.!:)

[unfrozen92]

@sugaryaoi lol how does that work? 0.0 I'm very curious

[sugaryaoi]

@unfrozen92 well i dont watch real porn with actual people i watch anime style stuff...check it out some time.......then you will see how it works

[unfrozen92]

@sugaryaoi oh yaoi! hahaha its awesome :) thats bloody cool

[MichaelMorbius4ever]

I had a lesbien gym teacher! XD

[dibsquared]

Mammy hope dey die befoh you come home...so dat you don't have to make two trip.

[DetectiveKidd]

first!

[yfset8]

there hay all ova the wurld...

BUT NOT KOREA!!! XD

i love her mom jokes so much maybe one day you grow up to be P.E. teacher

[DXBlacktailXD]

If you don't pick up the phone, that mean you gay!! XD XD XD

[Gunman610]

You already have a slut pride parade, its called college.

[TheJacobAlley]

@vamripire Thanks for posting this!!!!!

[tylolipop16]

omg i love her mom impression lmao!!!!

[Whitemilkenator]

What is that swimming gesture about?

[mareindia]

@Whitemilkenator im scared to find out.

[vietmale1224]

@Whitemilkenator

That's mean when peple are toalking aout pussy they automaticly think of the smell like the fish, and where do fish come from??? There you have it, that's mean had her first experienced with a female, and don't know what to do down there, it is a kind of like metaphor.

[vietmale1224]

@Whitemilkenator That's mean when peple are toalking aout pussy they automaticly think of the smell like the fish, and where do fish come from??? There you have it, that's mean had her first experienced with a female, and don't know what to do down there, it is a kind of like metaphor.

[dibsquared]

@vietmale1224 I think it was supposed to mean how wet it was.

[gyqz]

I LOVE MARGARET, but what is she doing at 1:24 ?? As a gay man, i really have no clue...LOL So..when is she coming to holland?? I really need to see her live instead of watching her clips here over and over again.....:-D

[ChrisMaxima]

''You hav a Kewl mammy, mammy so Kewl!!1... and do mammy kno all abat da gay!!!!''

[Cypeq]

heh she is so funny

[RebelFanzel]

"lets hope they die before you come home, just so you dont have to make two trip" haha!!

[dkhgr]

lol -"what about slut pride?"

[hell0funkys]

LOLOLOLOLOL "If you don't pick up the phone, you GAY"

[McKleeny]

"Where's my parade?"

[Tidde]

SO many gay, BUT NOT KOREA, NOT KOREA!

[chryslerv]

"you have a cool mommy!"

[FergusMcDopey]

Sluts of the world UNITE!

[RozenMaidenFan]

Slut Pride!

[kaitlynm2014]

Ich liebe Margaret Cho!

[LenoraCollins]

Sooooo many gay all over the world...BUT Not KOREA! No, NOT KOREA!

[arne87bs]

i SOO would join the slut pride parade! :-P

[electroxxxd]

pooooooooop

[tigersfan3411]

Nein, nein, nein! Margaret Cho ist nicht langweilig. Sie ist sehr lustig!

[williammcginnis]

ONLY GAAAAYYYYY ... SCREEN CALL.

[MacBoyy13]

"It was scary having sex with a woman cause I couldnt fake it like usual"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

xDDDDDD

[Tails111Klonoa]

IM SLUTTY TOO!!! XD

[Gnickk]

And they know already.

[zarniwoopinperth]

slut pride flag????

[knatashai]

they were so many gay! all over...all over the world but not korea! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[Slack3ron]

i can identify myself with cho

im just slutty too

[HitomiKarasu]

Deysa sooo many gay, WAHHHHHH...

She cracks me the fuck up! XD

[Slack3ron]

its true tho

there are more gay/bi ppl than everyone thinks

[HitomiKarasu]

Damn right. ^^

[Rendosian01]

@HitomiKarasu I LOVE THAT PART!!!

[hnoss13]

"What about Slut Pride?"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[vividarium2]

@hnoss13 "Where's my parade?!" LOL

[DamnItNanet]

"where's my parade?" HAHA :D

[riet7]

gotta love Slut Pride lmao

[Beccarinni]

mommy know all abouta gay!!

LMFAOOO

[jokerzhairstudio]

maybe its because she in K-O-R-E-A-N. Yeah. mm hmm/.

[aftereight01]

The accent is exactly what Korens sounds like when they speak English. The pronounce all the syllables like she did with the word 'If". They say: 'Ifu'. In this case they add an ending to it. Orange is pronounced Orangee. etc etc. She is pronouncing excatly what they do.

[crazyblindseer]

total stereotype....lol tho im korean and i couldnt stop laughing..

gotta love her :)

[Semirhage666]

Grandma and Grandpa gonna die.

[fingersandwich2]

it's even funnier because her moms in the crowd as well as her dad lol.

[ximilixaca]

omg, there were soo many gay!

[nitenangel]

"Maybe one day you will grow up to be PE teacher."

LOL

"Only gay screen their calls."

[gogeFemboy]

who's korean fuck woody allen?

[cangooooods]

Soon-Yi Previn. She was the adopted daughter of his love interest at the the time Mia Farrow. It was a big scandal.

[paperrose89]

I'm just slutty - so my favourate line... :)

[paperrose89]

I'm just sluttly - lol...

[baluk20]

I wonder how her mom is reacting lol.

"So many gay"----- wahhhhhh OMG lol

[XLacayo92]

"what about slut pride!?"

OMFG!

[blacksiouxsie]

Where is the part when she mentions that she went to school with 2 drag queens?

If this is it, just stop me right here. :)

[ubequitos]

That is in notorious C.H.O.

[hazard04]

...Mommy was hoping that they would die before you come, so you won't have to make two trips! - OMFG! This is some serious comedy stuff right here.

[JRRDPR]

I love her family strories and gay jokes the most.:-))

[XLacayo92]

Thats what she mostly talks about! XD

[JRRDPR]

In these times of deepening diversity gay people need as much comic or non-comic support as they can get and I am so glad there are women like Margaret or Ellen to do that.

[UltraViolet93]

omg! me 2!

[AJToad]

Ahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

"So many gay-- Wahhhh!"

[raggedyanarchist]

Oh man -- "Mommy" is hysterical! :)

[coolcat000me]

lmfao

[tuturura]

what's PE teacher? thanks...

[quietdiscontent]

physical education teacher. its a lesbian stereotype

[tuturura]

thanks! and it's very true! when i was in school i had a tomboy sports teacher!! she was very cool (and secretly detaing another language teacher...not lesbian look at all, but when finished school i found out they moved together!!! love 4 everybody!!!)

:)

[micheLx2e]

my gym teacher has a husband, and just had her first baby. not a true stereotype. it doesnt mean your gay if your good at sports and physical activity and enjoy it.

so dont spread that shit.

thnaks, peace.

[tuturura]

good for you!

[MissStyk]

SLUT PRIDE!

[burntflybog]

"Am I gay? Am I straight?  and I realized, I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?"

[Shanniquitie]

I'M JUST SLUTTY

[JRRDPR]

My Mom has no problem with gay people either but I don't know what her reaction would be seeing 2 guys going at it.:-)))Thank you.Love Miss Cho.:-)

[JeJuIsland567]

She would probably join in. Love Margaret!

[angeleyes79gs]

*BEEP*.......LMFAO!!!

[AnishProductions]

I Love Margaret Cho!!! :-)

HahaAHAHAUAHAHAHAHHAh AA!! "You have a cool mommy! We know everything about gay!" ahahaha I Reeallly love Margaret Cho!

-Anish

[hotwaiter]

WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO MOMMY ABOOOOOOOOUT IT??? You can talk to mommy about eeeeverything!!!!

I love it when she impersonates her mom.

[neomeneomine]

Only gay... SCREEN CALL!

[JeJuIsland567]

No dick for me...thank you.

[whiteraven27282]

Lmao, Omg

[gyqz]

I'm just slutty...where's my parade??? Wahahahahahahhahaha...LMFAO

[JemimaPheonix]

I was having a very bad day, this cheered me up, thanks ^^

[nicedice02]

phxilipxpl

how very unamerican of you to say that?

[blackkiki112]

oh ya.. thats so fucking funny.. omfg!

[xchelseaxEDGE]

:D!

[MissStyk]

No dick for me, Thank you!

Yes! be polite!

x

[C8Shay]

god i never get tired of this

[BinaryFlareRC]

"If you don' pick up da phone... dat mean you gay!"

[WiccanBast]

xD xD xD PRECIOUS!!!!!!!

[nicedice02]

not funny mocking other Asains.

[sucks2beU]

where you not listening to what her "mom" was saying?! its fucking hilarious!! the accent is just icing on the comedy cake. shes not making fun of the asian accent shes just putting emphasis on it. dont get yerr panties in a bunch.

[AarronAirway]

shut the fuck up cracker

[phxilipxpl]

shut up

[pinkally1986]

mommy know all about the gay!

[angelonair]

Not Korea, aaaah, priceless ^_^

[beergirl20]

I could watch her imitate her mom all day long. :D

[blackroomfish]

lol Cho explain her mom and it sounds like

my mom lol i love her :D

[shinyflash]

''AM I GAAAY? AMI I STRAAAIGHT?...and I realised, I'm just slutty.''

[Funnykidd13]

are you gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy?

margret cho is my hero

[LolaJaune]

SLUT

love her.

[kittehfaee]

OH MY GOD, ahhaha i love when she does her mom's voice. and her dad's as well (:

[chasetheasian]

you hab a cooooor mami... sooo coooorr

[tristex152]

"What about SLUT PRIDE?!! Where's -MY- parade?"

pfahaha. <3

[soulice69]

no dick for me....thank you LMFAO she is soo freaking good

[x107christinax]

hahahaa

omg

dyin of laughtar

[prohayden98996]

"maybe one day you'll grow up to be a PE teacher"

priceless

[mchchicago78]

So many gay!!! WAH!!!

LMAO.

[duck107]

Where's my parade? =]

[88happiness]

Loved the bit about her mum's telephone messages. Had me rolling on the floor. She does it sooooo well!

[6footbunnyrabbit]

Omg, when I was little my mom used to always say "You have a cool mommy." Except she's not Asian, but Margaret Cho's mom is just like mine, but the asian version.

[Kitteepaws90]

Hehe. =3

[UltimoLatino]

Her with another chick would have been a great porno!=)

[auntdevil]

Holy crap, it's like listening to my mother when Margaret imitates hers.

[cbrun67176]

That's not niceeeeeeee

[wolfesw]

Mommy know all about the gay! So many gay! Wah! Gay all over the world! But not Korea.

lol

[VampireKat13]

SLUT PRIDE!! xD

Mommy said your gonna die

[krgurly87]

i wish they had shown her mom's reaction when she was imitating her mom :)

[luvmuzik03]

Uh..To: tellingthetruth13

You don't make any sense.

[vim92]

you dont make sense..

[luvmuzik03]

lol, wat?

where'd u come from?!?

[mchchicago78]

it must be her accent right?

[grkboi88]

this is like my 10th time watching this stand up gig since the day it got posted - part 3 is my fave

[BinaryFlareRC]

"I have to tell you something... Grandma and Grandpa gonna die."

[FrolienAudrey]

So many gay all around the world, but not Korea.

[SpookysOwner1]

What a dike! What a big dike! Yes you are, you so dikey! Maybe you grow up to be PE teacher! Hilarious, Margaret Cho is awesome!

[kalhas22]

Holy Fuck fuckers & fuckettes!!!! So HAppY that this is on here I love that so many people watch this!!! She is one of the funniest Comedians on this Green Earth! She's in my top 3 for sure!

[gdog8790]

you so dykey maybe you grow up to be PE teacher

love it!!!!

[danzim2010]

"& i realized. i'm just slutty"

"where's my parade?"

[marlwood]

Iffo.. you don pick up da phoooonnnne... da mean you GAY.

Ledge hahaha

[xsqueefluffx]

only gaaaaayyyy. screeen callll

[MarcoPolo3]

this is the Finniest Shit ever