700-Meter Salami Sandwich

[QwertySkill]

charity fail

[ian00024]

duh that would probably take a 1,000 meter plane With a HUGE airport lane ;D

[ghhf1]

i want to eat it right now

[MurphGiovanni]

that is nice of them to prepare rosie o'donnell's lunch

[Mboyland86]

i hate you all.... stupdi italians

[ArmyStewie]

gahhhhh!!!!!

[DiamondDaleMcPherson]

i could eat all of that.. if i was hungry enough.

[NGfrosty]

Lie you couldnt even eat half of that

[XbellicapelliX]

they probably made this sandwich not only for obtaining a world record but also for charity, in fact the boys that are removing the aluminium cover wear a T-shirt where AVIS is written on. AVIS is a popular association of charity in italy that deals with blood donations... probably they made this sandwich to promote blood donations among the people.

(sorry if my english is incorrect :) )

[1234chaz1234]

I see were your coming from. -__-

[T1carus]

look at that tin foil probaly going to waste :(

[CMHKP]

lol that could feed africa ;)

[littleninj0r]

This makes me hungry :(

[insanekoolness2]

if you ate 1 foot 3 times a day I wonder how long it would take to each the whole thing...

approximately 5.75 years...I think I'd be sick of them by then.

[usingglen123]

and i was the guy who ate all of that and i was still HUNGRY

[MattManD123]

almost as much meat as down my pants....

[kcin1004]

haha

[SocialDeviant77]

keep messing with fire kid, your just gonna get burned.

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

Angry American Has Anal Issues, stupid nigga soo angry, hey it isnt my fault you're black, just deal with it and the AIDS and you will be fine.

Once again you are proof that 90% of the population is not needed and needs to be purged, lets start with you insect!

Oh and this fire, sorry I know you niggas are obsessed with arson but come on, no need to take your parental neglect out on me.

[SocialDeviant77]

Wow, repeat the same tired old insults. Don't forget it took you 3 tries before you realized what country I was from.

I'm proof that the world needs to purged? What are you then? An accident with legs?

What you think I'm black now too? Damn, you are stupid.

I'm done talking to you. Its like talking to a pile of hair, only less interesting.

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

You call that talking, you were basically typing shit, was the 'pile of hair' a subconscious way of saying 'family'.

Go see a therapist, all this anger you are building up isnt healthy for you or your obese nation.

Talk about a walking stereotype and you wonder why people say the stuff they do about you and your viral playground called USA

[davz1992]

youll never be the man your mother is american

[FSK1138]

this is why they hate our freedom ..:)

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

This is usually a typical snack for the average American

[SocialDeviant77]

Australia actually has a larger percentage of over-weight citizens. Good job being a douche-bag though.

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

'Sure', anything to allow Americans to continue devouring everyone, did you know in some states it will be legal to eat people by 2020? The fatter the country the stupider the nation, check the studies about how obesity affects the brain NOT GOOD!.

[SocialDeviant77]

No one is saying obesity is good. I'm just sick of mother fuckers like you generalizing an entire nation.

In some states it will be legal to eat people? Well aside from the fact that that sounds like complete and utter bullshit, what does it have to do with obesity? Cannibals are not necessarily fat.

Keep this up and we are going to have to start generalizing that people from the UK are mindless idiots, based on your comments alone.

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

Hey 47% of USA is obese in ALL range groups based on stats in work, school and general, 47% you cant argue with general facts, and UK is stupid, we have the most boring people alive.

Sounds like you cant handle facts / stats,..

[SocialDeviant77]

Well if you could do some simple math... you would realize that 53% is not overweight. That is the majority. Why should I be happy that morons like you act like all americans are fat? Should I appreciate your short-sightedness and stupidity?

My problem is not with facts or statistics. My problem is with assholes like you. If you weren't so fucking stupid you would have realized that by now.

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

Angry Australian Has Anal Issues!

You sound soo angry, maybe you should lay of the junk food, it isnt good for your mental health or anything for that matter.

Oh and 47% is a SHOCKING % that was based on 2007 studies 2008 was 50.5% and 2009 was 51.3%, see where this is going it is thanks to people like you that allow nations to get this fat "it is fine as long as it isnt 100%", you really are one angry stupid pointless fat shit.

I think you have proven the jail theory of Australia :P

[SocialDeviant77]

Uh, I'm not australian. Strike up another point for the idiot.

I sound angry? No shit genius. Wow you are just full of insightful revelations aren't you?

Thanks Captain Obvious.

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

Austrailian, retarded, obese, stupid, who cares, you are one angry old fucktard.

Revelations, great so now you bring in the big guns, you really are pointless, go get AIDs mofo

[SocialDeviant77]

"Australian". That is how you spell it. Idiot.

I'd say you should go get aids too but i'm sure you have never had sex before and likely never will.

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

Spelling lessons, wow you are desperate now, guess those scrabble lessons indoor with your cat paid off, obviously I wouldnt expect an old monkey like yourself to understand VA, let alone pronounce it.

Tanzania, is that one of those poor crappy angry aids infested countries in Africa? Maybe you can give me a Geography lesson that doesn't involve voodoo and organ stealing lmao!

[SocialDeviant77]

Holy shit your so fucking dumb!

You really think I'm from Tanzania? Hey, idiot... what country was I defending just a few minutes ago... oh yea... AMERICA.

I'm sure you could use a geography lesson. Probably need a map just to find your ass.

[davz1992]

haha

cunt

[loboisfuzzy]

What a moron.

[SocialDeviant77]

Funny how you call me old when I am 25 and you have 24 posted on your profile. Looks like in less than a year you too will be "old".

But lets not kid ourselves. You aren't really 24. 24 year olds aren't as stupid as you. What are you really, like 16 maybe? Skip school so you could act like an idiot on the internet? Maybe you are at school right now, trolling youtube in a computer class. it would explain a lot about your lack of intelligence.

[SocialDeviant77]

"People like me who allow nations to get fat"

Yea thats me. I'm out there shoving hamburgers in peoples throats daily.

Holy shit you are an idiot. Stop talking, you make a bigger fool of yourself everytime you leave a comment.

Your name says "voluptuous".You know some people say that "voluptuous" is a nice way of saying "fat-ass". Just thought I would point that out.

[SteveVader101]

yum

[Frost773]

So, who is going to eat it all?

[FinalFantasyLover14]

i feel hungry now

[JoshStocco]

im sure i saw the guy at 0.22 in another world record food video

[kingjowl]

always the italians lol

[luckynumber6]

dude! send it to AFRICA!

[1cyace1ce1]

I WANT TO EAT IT. T_T

[gaurd5004]

by the time there done unwrapping one side the others stale

[therealKINDLE]

Boy, that's one long erection..

[Marcos062]

yumm

[Wormie356]

Im susprized a fat guy didnt try to steal it

[pinkdaisiesx]

heart attack sandwich xD

[BigDaddyPimpen]

im an n00b! i wrote comment no. 100!! wuhuu my life makes sense now!

[StringsCrusader]

I work in a deli, and THANK FUCKING GOD they didn't come to order meat. 660 pounds of Mortadella would be a fucking NIGHTMARE!

[TrandomnesstwO]

I want a bite.Or sixty nine.

[oUcHcro]

Wow in this 10 comments 4 of them are about shit's and dick's reaching Italy you guys should meet and share you're great sense of humor with each other.

[Alisterbmx]

OM NOM NOM NOM!!

[ProTeenAthlete]

my shit adds up to 700meters? how'd it end up in italy?

[tommydeacpl0x]

hey thats my dick :O how did it get there

[jamesjb2007]

I guess that makes you a freak.

[beetlebomb1]

LOL!

[joepescifromcasino]

you know eating sausage can increase risk of cancer. Italian gotta change their ways, they're all about food and feasting, that's a shit example to set the world that's why only loved Italians are the American ones like Joe Pesci and Ray ROmano .....? :P

[Xarieus]

I didn't know my dick reached all the way to italy...

[nebbit1]

Lol...

[Jakeman8091]

you fail

[davo16747]

stupid italians and their racoon eyes and their fatasses

[Beauthegreat1]

huge gigantic waste of salami lol

[bjapan96]

i fucking love salami sandwhiches

[Louielafuto]

Well this beat Subway by a mile.

[MrPacMan36]

literally? lol

[BossOfGSF]

lmao good one

[laschmceacon]

If they have 5 dollar foot longs, i wonder much this would cost...

[xMudkipz360x]

700m = 2296ft, 2296ft x $5 = $11,480! Do I win? :D

[nikitamarkelov]

@xMudkipz360x very much so, yes

[rinwhr]

If it doesn't taste good, it shouldn't be recognized as a world record

[xox945]

what a waste of tinfoil lol

[Laceytube3]

Well the point of making huge sandwich is for world record money

Cause they'll be popularized in record books, maybe on TV, and even the stupidest records like the longest skateboard jump, would get you at least 1,000 dollars

[BFMVpwnage5168]

i think i know whats for dinner

[MrPacMan36]

mah dick!?!

[1994cg]

now im hungry. thanks alot. lol this is funny

[globalarte]

Thats not A sandwich ... those are many sandwiches put together end to end .

[live4lambo]

no its not

[globalarte]

So...do you think that there is an oven big enough to bake such a long piece of bread ?

Thats not A sandwich,those are many sandwiches put together end to end...duh

[live4lambo]

no they make as long as tehy can like 10 times and then they use doh to stick them together DUH

[globalarte]

haha ... ok

[otakurave]

exactly what I'm thinking, i call shenanigans

[MrBritishLove]

Man id eat that and 50 more easy

[lilvov]

u must be fat

[Crystalangles]

440 pounds of salt. wow..

[snowball1912]

The point is to get a world record......A world record is awesome to have, even if it is pointless because it means no one else has done it before =D

[TheSoundproofSilence]

WOW........

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

After this, they tried to stand it up and beat the height record too, but it fell apart.

[GrumpyPancake]

This wouldn't be that difficult, just stupid.

[unholypenguin4]

fat europeans..... I can only imagine the shit this video would get if this was in America the world is prejudiced...

[HolyOrange]

i reckon an american was there on holiday and got a bit peckish

[hanito294]

yumm

[metalhoodmetalhood]

can I haz a piece?

[thisusernamesucks234]

and the point of this is.......

?

[mikezindel]

the point of anything.. publicity

[KroatianBOInigga]

dang i lvoe mortadela and italian salami tastes the best..i would want to try that sandwich

[blackhawk122ss]

waste of time and food

[Snowy255]

they probably gave the food away or something..

[hannnes222222]

Job for H.J. Simpson

[countquackula]

LOL!

[1000rave]

i wonder how long it would take someone to eat the entire thing.....?

[strongblackman]

problably a couple years

[nikeyboii45]

3 minutes

[countquackula]

it wud take me like 3 mins :P im hungryyy =[

[sqyuer21]

by the time you get to the end its rotten lol

[ratgreen]

lol, imagine someone ran up to it somewhere in the middle and cut it with a knife and ran away. imagine the rage of the bakers lol

[irishjoesbar]

So much death :(

GO VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!

[raggamm]

Shut up.

[countquackula]

why u think we got canines?

[thisusernamesucks234]

i am!!!

[irishjoesbar]

Yay!!!

[maxwellmovies]

mad eating afterwards

[flobba123]

i would like too eat that for Breakfast !

[ken145]

Dangit I shoulda went to subway in the cafeteria at school today LOL :(

[HolyOrange]

you got subway in your school cafeteria? no wonder theres an increase in child obesity

[HazzHazzerd]

I believe you have Subway confused with McDonalds, KFC, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Bojangles, and other fatty fuck fast food places.

[HolyOrange]

do some research before you start. there is more salt in an average subway than in 18 packets of crisps (potato chips to fat people (sorry Americans)) do the maths and work out if that is healthy or not

[zensorship]

European food is always superior to American.

[HolyOrange]

too right

[ken145]

LOL, im a pretty active child or teen lol im running in the cross country team and I skateboard on my own time

fat kid

[HolyOrange]

thats good wait til you hit puberty then we shall see. you will end up like your dad

[ken145]

I already hit puberty and my dads a cop so I don't mind it at all

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

Give your dad a doughnut and a blowjob from me ;)

[ken145]

Go back to fucking doughnuts, the only guy that'l suck you're dick is your little brother faggot

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

and your dad :P

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

HAHAHAHAHA best reply ever because it is true XD <3

[madphill47]

YOOOO i would yam that down lol :) now im hungary

[fenix611]

yummmmmmmyyyy

[ibrahimam]

right

they have enough food

and in afrika?

[alza3em17294]

oh come on ... at least they eat it at the end ... what is seriously wrong is throwing tomatoes or any other food just for fun.

[fenix611]

yea i know they should of cut it and donate it to someone that needs it at the end. like if those turists and rich people need more food. basterds.

[Colaglass]

Your videoes are so professional.

[Cartuner25]

haha I don't think I can order a 600 meter long sub at Subway

[smnk3]

lmao.. i wish

[dragonheros]

This was in 2004? This isnt a sandwich anymore (:

[Qurash]

aluminum foil profuseness

[HappyGestapo]

do want

[lemmyliquor]

i imagine some fat ass gobbling up the other end as they're building it 100ft away..... hehehehe

[Arthurb06]

lmfao

[magicbox667]

gimme!

[baboonsquadron]

on the other part of the world people are dying....... this is sad and really DUMB

[dannelchannel]

and on the other part of the world people hate buzzkills like you.

[b0b0maj0]

Oh come on. It's under 2 tonnes about 4-5 cows, could maybe feed a small African tribe for a few days.

[thisusernamesucks234]

agreed, people need to sort their priorities out

[Hinkdot]

TO SUBWAY!!!

[simon250505]

That would set me for life

[IdarkphoenixI]

someone at the end was bound to be taking a piece when he didnt think anyone was looking

[AmurgAprins]

now go hide that salami lol

[MadMudProductions]

Yuck, all spit on it

[peshinc]

yum

[garasirproductions]

ROFL, I'd love to eat that xD

[PR0G4M3RING4M3S]

i wunna eat that