Titus: Dave Moves Out

[JohnnyTwizt]

"Accessory my ass u evil son of a ***! All im tryin to do is help my ***** brother, but you cant help being a ********* vampire, suckin all the lifeforce out of my ***** ya evil jerk!" LOL LOL LOL ROFL ROFL LMFAO XD XD XD XD XD XD XD!!! Leave it to Titus to come up with that! Fuckin love it!

[TheCarguy974]

One of my favorite shows. I loved this when I was a Kid.

[jimmie1993XD]

Why did they cancle this show ??

[Raaszhecku]

@jimmie1993XD Titus refused to mold the show to the whims of FOX executives. In other words: he didn't sell out. I've got a great deal of respect for him. His show was more "real" than most other shows for its time and, sadly, he payed for it.

[Raaszhecku]

@jimmie1993XD Titus refused to mold the show to the whims of FOX executives. In other words: he didn't sell out. I've got a great deal of respect for him. His show was more "real" than most other shows for its time and, sadly, he payed for it.

[fabiannihilator]

I deeply thank this channel owner for uploading this!

[pimps1986]

This show was off the chain.  F**king hialrious!

[Mrgramzo96]

8 people don't know what funny is

[THEBORINGASSWORKDAY]

8 people dads didnt bail them out

[btravislee]

he's lying

[ItsDuckSandwichFilms]

Best Sit-Com of the Decade

[LHP201]

"Yeah, that's his piece of crap VCR, BUT THE POT IS MINE!" XD I love this show still!

[Shazomi]

i burst my guts laughing when i watched this... IT's ALL FOX FAULT!

[haskin1979]

Deal...Dad dies I get satellite dish.

[luvz2sploogeify]

HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA THROW THAT IN MY FACE!?!?!?!?!?!?

[tonydailey]

they need to bring this show back on the air

[SexyK666]

OMFG I MISS THIS SHOW

[Xyneeze]

erins boobs look big this episode..

[mario644077]

My name is titus

[flourecentclear]

Dave is stupid but so hot

[helgih580]

RELEASE THE IDIOTS!

[rawrrimadinocha]

Dave: "The vhs is his, BUT THE POT IS MINE"

such an idiot, but you gotta love him. hahaha

[Xazi2003]

Honesty...

[confused look]

... but that is not the way of my people.

[NoelLozano]

yo what was the name of the show that came on right after this. WAs about a famly with a notable redheaded teen girl. The dad used to say "Keepin' it fresh"

[ryv6800]

@NoelLozano .. Grounded for Life

[chubphucka]

this show was retarded and stupid....louis ck is the shit...more funny then this shit will ever be...and guess what....its on fox on tues nights...titus is.....well.....in the garbage dump where it belongs

[HellMan0616]

@chubphucka loser

[chubphucka]

@HellMan0616 I got your loser bitch so i suggest u crawl back 2 your trailer park with the rest of your red neck buddies and shut the fuck up....dont be late 4 your klan meeting

[HellMan0616]

@chubphucka no swearing please, there are kids here you know... TALKIN' BOUT YOU :D

[raphdragon02]

this was the funniest tv show of all time

[buhgzy]

this show was GREAT, why did it get pulled

[oldskool0035]

This was such a good show. I'm still pissed off they took it off the air

[wolfservant5]

I love this show I got the dvd and was watching it just five minutes ago.

[thotink]

the guy that plays titus's dad prolly does voiceovers for America's Most Wanted.

[cookie659]

Honesty? But that is not the way of my people. LMAO

[42gameover]

Do they have this show on DVD?

[thotink]

@42gameover yes they do. two seasons i think.

[Ultraman725]

Missed this show, gotta love dads for finding good shows

[Patrick24031976]

Stacy Keach rocks!!!

[Dawnwalker19]

"thats a real crime"

"and this is a real police station"

LOLOLOL

[SledgeGE2]

15:41-16:00 LOL

[snow76creek]

U must be new here.... ??? LAWLS

[torturedlight]

this show was effing AWESOME!

[kakashidaughter]

I love the scene 02:50-03:00, thats what me and my sister say at times XP

[watrmellinz]

Pretty sure this is my favorite one so far.

[darkshadowsrok]

im here to see my brother. whos ur brother? u must be new here

[splittingskull]

they need put Titus back on t.v.

[usoutpost31]

@splittingskull

Titus has another new show coming soon, also based on his life. I don't know much about it, but it's supposed to be based on his act Love is Evol and pick up a few years after his show ended.

[CubistKing1906]

too good for shitty FOX that's fer sher

[halter74]

"That piece of crap V C R is his. Nut the pot is mine!"

Totally awesome, too bad Fox cancelled the show because of the airplane episode in season 3. They felt it was inappropriate because of 9/11.

[Luciferdesrea]

I like that..."How long can she keep this ??"

"All night."

"She's a witch!"

[KingofVillians24]

LOL

"Life is beautiful!"

[johnowenD]

its ironic your watching synchronized swimming hahaha

[straightouttacanton]

after this we're gonna take "Dangerous Curves"

Yeah, and then "Slippery When Wet!"

[LedZeppelin13k7]

I got everyone episode of this show on dvd...one of my favorite shows of all time :)

[nilquiddity]

fuck yeah

[darkjuggalo2000]

dude he rocks...and hes hot.....

[Demon1Robe]

she's evil xD

[newerajj]

This had to be one of the most underrated shows ever made.

I still can't believe it didn't have a longer run.

[tikihead94]

they canceled it cause

he kept callin fox

idoits

[duwal]

but tikihead, tons of shows have done that. I remember numerous times Married...With Children would put on the foil helmets and say get in your Fox viewing stations. They were on for what...13 season?

[tikihead94]

true, but the thrid season dvd he said he got cancled cause of tht. and i love married with children

[PokeCoasterFreak]

My mom LOVES this show! She showed it to me and my sister and we loved it, too!

[shutigal]

Look at me im fighting crime!

[Aaerial15]

And they canceled this show... Why? LOL it Kicks Ass!

[SnareLopez]

find my toe damnit

[dudebehappy]

OIL?! ouch i feel bad for tommy i mean he got his toe blown off...and oil was  splatted on it....AWESOME!

[b0rn2l0se]

" you're destroying a loving family"

"hahahahah thank you Tommy, that was a tension breaker"

lol

[ReploidSigma]

"Daddyyyy!!! My key doesn't work in the door anymore! I have laundryyyy!"

I miss Titus! I used to watch it with my friends every week.

[greatgmasta]

this was defenitly kickass

[Damar148]

Viking funeral for GI Joe.

[Muriel80]

"we're done dad!! very good boys, but you missed a spot!!!!!!" hhahahahahahahaha LOL!

[supersaiyan3j]

Well if the fox execs weren't such money grubbing assholes who aren't able to take a joke on them when they've allowed every other type of person to be blasted on their network then there's a SLIGHT double standard going on. Great show, just wish Titus would go back touring.

[DemonOfTheHiddenMist]

Ending theme kicks ass.

[junkyturd]

Fuck the fox network for letting this show go! It was the best sitcom ever! that and married with children. thanks to anchor bay for releasing them on dvd

[iron666priest]

hell ya Titus was awesome i fucking loved it i laughed my ass off the last few shows

they released it on dvd?

[gromann]

Its on dvd

[gromann]

lol it might of stayed on if titus didnt keep calling the network boss a dried up bitch... but meh

[Slipknot808]

The line is. "When Dave and I were teenagers had we seen a sign that said "Penal Code", we'd have stolen that too."

[Slipknot808]

"Isn't that sweet, two brothers joined at the wussy."

[RedMoonAi]

two monkeys that interact with each other. nice.

[ferem85]

"next time just give me the remote" hahaha

[RedRose596]

lol she's a witch!

[nate3993]

"Yeah that piece of crap VCR is his, BUT THE POT IS MINE!" Funniest Thing I've ever seen!!!!!!!!

[xrzrsktr23x]

this show is the shit. end of story.

[piscolaaa]

BUT THE POT IS MINE!

[jaded110]

12:00-12:12= XD XD XD

[vwhbj2003]

kick ass. thatnks for this vid

[sadj5]

Lol

Im sure a 40 year old womenwould have no problem.

[crystalc6]

this show was the best. so damn funny! I miss Titus.

[KingofVillians24]

"Its so beautiful! I, I cant!" lol! lol ur ass off!

[trulove89]

Haha i miss this show...i have every season and it never gets old

[rohbit]

Brilliant show!

[flamenmek]

this show is a hude sucess in portugal love it

[fgarcia20]

This show is so fuckin funny and real. I remember watching it senior year in high school. It's too bad FOX thought it was too "dark" and cancelled it. At least it is out on DVD.

[NickLivs]

this is the greatest show ever i wish it would have continued

[Mcelroy]

Titus- Grand Theft? That's a real crime!

Cop- And this is a real police station

[mirikam8]

GO TITUS!

[b0rn2l0se]

"yah thats hs piece of crap VCR...but the pot os mine"

lol

[mirikam8]

"life is beautiful!" :P

[FilmmakerRicky]

Best line in the show ever!!!

Ok... Maybe second to "I'm a HOMO!!!"

[DarkShadow144]

LOOK AT ME IM FIGHTING CRIME!

[XxChadGrayxX]

LMAO Joined at the wussy

[Crotum]

Next time, just give me the remote.

[MissGothic13]

FOX needs to quit being a Wussy! lol BRING BACK TITUS! Hell yea TITUS!

[harryjenn2001]

God this was an amazing show. Why did it have to end? Did the studio run out of money? No. Did everyone wanted it off? No. So why?

[DevilKingBaal]

Because people were offended by it! I hate FOX!

[harryjenn2001]

Offended! By what? Sure there may be a little dark joke here and there, but has southpark not done? Has family guy not done that? And those shows are still going strong! So if you ask me whoever was offendde by this is a WUSSY!

[DevilKingBaal]

Exactly! FOX is too sensitive and it's probably because Titus does Dark Humor.

[stillravenmad]

It was mostly cancelled because Christopher Titus kept getting in screaming matches with Fox executives.

[Lyssabear13]

lol I can believe that

[Lyssabear13]

lol I can believe that

[robinraeburne]

It's because fox didn't like chris -- not because america was offended.

[NearDisturbed]

cuz of FOX god i hate fox i was 9 when i was first watching this and i loved it now im 15 and we got it on dvd but i want new episodes :(

[mrcpt1988]

13:33 Classic!

[whipsandchains666]

hahaha.

[JOSEGOYES]

THIS SHOW IS AWESOME!!!

[BoStErO1905]

they should have a dvd!! i loved this show!

[gromann]

i have the DVDs =D

[destinationzer0]

plz show the shows in youtube!!

luv the show!

[vrdice]

Awesome show, can't believe it was canceled either. So much funnier than most other shows.

[jeanex]

Y would Fox cancel it? I just couldn't think of a reason y they should.

[gromann]

had to do with him calling his boss a "Stuck up Bitch"

[TheFreightTrain]

ya i miss this show to, it was great, sad it wasnt on longer

[RobOntiveros]

I just watched this on DVD. this was the most hilarious episode!!! Dave is such an idiot. The VCR is his, but the pot is mine!

[justcool007]

two brothers joined at the WUSSY!

[Karada2007]

XD god i miss this show

[SeanAkers1991]

i cant believe fox cancelled this showw i use to watch it every week then i remember it never came back on =(

[blackhawk08152004]

best scene at 13:08

great show!

[wittyvegan]

Half a pound??? LOL!

[TheSFKid]

most underrated comedian/show out there seeing him at Cobb's Comedy Club in SF on Sunday and looking forward to having him bring us to tears...bring back the show FOX there's so much crap out there that doesn't hold a candle to this show and talent

[julieswahn]

I agree with you 1000%! This truly is a show that should have gone for more years. I swear he is what Jim Carrey seemed like he was going to be. He is good but Titus is better. The show was a perfect cast combo and I am pissed that they could not work something out and continued it. Christopher was the genius in this.. could they not trust him? Idiots.

[d4n131M3j14]

awesome titus is the best!

[lithiumpanicval]

titus the best

[saga3k]

i know its not my rigth to ask, but if the dude that has all the dvd`s , he should upload at least a whole seasons

[sammfx]

I'm from Nicaragua I used to watch this show I loved it. Please FOX make it come back!!!

[juggalox22]

this show was AWSOME plus it had things you could learn from it and still be intertained

[commandox20]

yeah, like spelling entertainment properly. =p

[dhumanfly]

i miss this show..they should put it back..tnx for posting the video,u should put more

[wdwfan4life]

This show was funny, why was it cancelled. If fox brought back Family Guy they need to bring back Titus.

[NearDisturbed]

yah to me though titus is better than FG is ways but i love both

[PunkPanda777]

how do you get videos to go past 10 min?

[newfiemale25]

Man I loved this show i wish that it lasted for a few more seasons. "Ya thats his piece of crap vcr, but the pot is mine" LMAO

[dawktrix20]

can i have a quarter for the meter....yellow subaru? ya.....toooo late. lmao

[daleyboy16]

dave: BUT THE PIT IS MINE!!!!

[GhettoFreakshow121]

LOAD DAMN YOU!

[Gaara852]

"Find my toe dammit! D:< " one of tommy's best lines

[highlander924]

man i love thies show

it was canseld for being to contrvers and pointing out real problems. but the peppl who desided to cansel it never fased any of thoes prblems

i love thies show becues it helps me deal with things that i went threw its like therpy eksept im not talking to some as hole therpest

crestafer titus is my hero

" grand thft thats a real crime. and thies is a real polies stashon"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA prisles

[forpd]

damn dude, learn how to spell, seriously, I could barely read that.

[GhettoFreakshow121]

Foreign? rusia? >.>

[Neaseboy]

the damn video is messed up, it won't load!

[xXxC00kiexXx]

you have to wait more that 3 seconds dylan....

[JamesOwnzsam]

The teenage titus clips are the best.

[CrimsonKing17]

Titus - "Grand theft!? That's a real crime!"

Officer Steve - "And this is a real police station..."

XD

[cryotimber]

lol daves a retard

[superknuckles]

Its a crime to end a show after that long. It should have last three times longer.

[JImmyBTTP]

i remember this episode...this was one of my favorite shows back in the day

[heyyoubigaboy]

he cant incriminate himself they couldent throw him in jail

[xXxmaggot4lifexXx]

i lost my popcorn T.T

[xXxmaggot4lifexXx]

its freaking aswome

[Stian22]

that serie r0cks

[SgtHartsock]

nice

[UndeadAngel993]

this is too funny!! too bad it got canceled...

[Metalhead35]

holy crap i forgot how damn funny this show is.

[dnlkr]

"Lookit me, I'm fighting crime!"

I wish this show still was on, at least re-runs. It was awesome.

[northsyderyda]

this show should of ran longer

[Monjan22]

"Your breaking up a beautiful family!"

"Ha Ha, Great tension breaker man"

PRICELESS!!!! GREATEST SHOW EVER!!!!

[Aurone]

What they do this time, Find his Mairjawan plants? God that's rich.

[TurMoiL911]

"Girls' volleyball coach ?"

"Why not ?"

"California public school."

ROFL !!!

[Bigmattd121]

this show pushed the evenlope off the table and I loved it

[goodbyeyellowbrickR]

go save your self

[jedinightwing]

best...show...ever!

[talktomuch06]

nice

[DentonX]

this is like an exact review of my family

[HawksLover93]

Mine too

[jumpinjax2]

The guy's real life pain fuels this comedy. It's sad and yet freaking hilarious!

[NickyTheWolfy]

funny till they got cancelled