3 guys are in a cafe, one says: I've got the smallest arm of the world! another says: I've got the smallest head of the world! last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world! The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records. First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world! Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world! The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?
@videomane360 its just for show man, it does let you play high stakes poker in blackwater hotel though which is fun if you're good at poker. you can get that outfit by joining the R* social club .
Yeah, Microsoft is giving away a couple hundred of Xbox Kinects all month, you probably heard about it on the Microsoft Facebook fan page. I can save you some time, this goes to their reg page.
@UNCFAN145 Lol, you can find it randomly at De Lobo Rock and its a glitch where a Person and a cougar was being spawned and accidently spawned together with its same scripts. :P
I dont think this is a glitch but a easter egg from rockstar. while playing san andreas i was attacked by the same thing only it didnt make cougar noises
Cougars are bitch man. I'll be like in hunting some deer or wolves then it attacks me out of nowhere. Same with bears but bears fucking keep reappearing.
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This happened to me except it was weird horse/human combo so I lassoed it and started riding around it was hilarious cos jack was like giddy up and woah slow down! XD
what if Sony came out with a Playstation 4? it would be SO great. so would having the chance (finally) to get DLC off the playstation store without needing to buy a psn card. and you can! what? you can't----yes you can, PS3 gamers. you can totally get the codes on the other side of the cards for free! still don't believe me? it's cool. just do me a favor before you completely ignore this and click my username to see the how-to video. how many have already done this? somewhat around 24,989.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
AbominableBunny 2 months ago
its monkey :3
reaperfect 4 months ago
ITS BEETLEJUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrHaTpErSoN 4 months ago
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
raijinzz 5 months ago
Can´t stop laughing.
siegroth 5 months ago
IF I ACCUTALLY SAW THAT I WOULD SHIT MYSELF AND THEN RUN AWAY THEN HAVE NIGHTMARES!
HaloWarrior118 6 months ago
That was funny as shyt.
IIBlaKScARII 7 months ago
awsome!
johanbb1 7 months ago
looks like a fuckin ckicken
bran12350 7 months ago
Be honest with yourself, if you saw something like that chasing you in real life, you'd run like hell.
tehnamesseli 8 months ago 15
so they stole his video?
residentwievle4 8 months ago 4
That is funny
StarWarsGeek99 9 months ago
Fuck thats scary!
xXJimmyV58Xx 9 months ago
lmao, you shoulda shot it and see if you coulda skinned it.
jermichaeljenkens 9 months ago
john: STOP THAT
Yervand117 10 months ago
OMG thats bill cosby =o =o
vxxlxD3MONxlxxv 10 months ago
Who else thinks this guys game is scratched?
awsomepossum1340 11 months ago
lol its gary coleman
VolcomSk8er914 11 months ago
LOLZ
thecoleman98 11 months ago
LOL Notice he attacks by pelvic thrusting too.
MrSnakles 11 months ago
This... is upsetting
OswaldtheFourth 1 year ago
1:02 hahahaha, get away from my horse man!
Nassjohc 1 year ago
wtf? He humps u to death!
dogensu 1 year ago 3
It looks like Mr.T
s0undwave97 1 year ago
I love how he attacks with his crotch.
ArtisticwithaK 1 year ago 18
i glitched and i turned into a wolf adn i was holding an gun talking to mexicans i think that happens alot.
t8rtot01 1 year ago
Oh my god! that was awesome! Good thing you didn't kill it. Imagine trying to skin it...eeew.
cerberus144 1 year ago
God, this made me laugh so fuckin hard XD
JakeSezRawrr 1 year ago 2
dude yr ps3/xbox must be gliched up with did game
MagaBoy360 1 year ago
He teabagged you to death
lcc12572 1 year ago
i saw a coyote mAN BUT THIS ONE Had an alien face when i kill it ,it gave me a coyote pelt
akelare666 1 year ago
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3 guys are in a cafe, one says: I've got the smallest arm of the world! another says: I've got the smallest head of the world! last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world! The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records. First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world! Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world! The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?
noobboy109 1 year ago 51
@noobboy109 some guy told me this joke at school and i started rolfing
sexyboy300659 1 year ago
@noobboy109 THATS NOT FUNNY FOR FUCK SAKE
Dragon2802 11 months ago
@noobboy109 i saw exactly the same comment with linkin park but about musical talent but nice comment
schofieldization 10 months ago
i seen another video like this of the zombie girls acting like dogs
SuperJaychan 1 year ago
he killed u with his dick its a gay cougar!!!
TheMickeyjoisbest 1 year ago
that shits just creepy
dudeapokemon 1 year ago
surprise butt-sex at 1:25
ejdbk 1 year ago 3
Holy mother of god. I think I saw one of these in Rio Bravo, but didn't stick around for a closer look. That's extremely creepy.
ninjast4r 1 year ago
WTF xD
Mishinima 1 year ago
HAHHA OMFG "HES GOT DETERMINATION" HAHAH I WAS GONNA SHIT MYSELF OF LAUGHTER
andreadiane1998 1 year ago
@andreadiane1998 hahaha same xD
ThylacineFTW 1 year ago
he reminds me of the greased up deaf guy.
forfancy 1 year ago
that is insane!!!
forfancy 1 year ago
JOCKY!
GabrielDLorenzo 1 year ago
I am in tears of laughter from this. I havent laughed this hard in forever.
sithFORC3 1 year ago
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
Hakman164 1 year ago 3
Cougar man? Nope.
It's called a "Furry".
brecciwolf 1 year ago
What does the outfit do? Or is it just for show like the Cowboy outfit?
videomane360 1 year ago
@videomane360 its just for show man, it does let you play high stakes poker in blackwater hotel though which is fun if you're good at poker. you can get that outfit by joining the R* social club .
MoneyMurphy17 1 year ago
Dude, what outfit is that?
videomane360 1 year ago
He humped him 2 death.
ihopeutubedies 1 year ago
how do you do that glitch
AshleyyEddwards 1 year ago
how do u get that suit for your man
camd2323 1 year ago
WTF Possesed PPL ? ROFL
hadesbogdan 1 year ago
one pelvic thrust and... DEAD!
Individualpsychologe 1 year ago 8
It attacks you with its crotch
XFailamanjaorX 1 year ago
what the hell?
XFailamanjaorX 1 year ago
i thought it was a midget lol
MrJamToTheJames 1 year ago
Whats that outfit?
L0rdR3van 1 year ago
@L0rdR3van Gentleman's attire.
iJcDaMan 1 year ago
oh its a zombie mod from the undead nightmare pack
sludemage 1 year ago
Whenever it walks around, I just think, "Haters gonna hate."
GrimReaper19 1 year ago 3
O_O
venomtaker123 1 year ago
I think somone needs to call an exorcist...
mrthe300sparten 1 year ago
hhah
escodrumer 1 year ago
lol
GamerTyler4ml 1 year ago
"there it is!!!" "no, that was a bird" "it was a bird?" "yeah" "i know hes not done yet" *cougar-man attacks* LMFAO
xXCFLO705Xx 1 year ago
he looks like bill may
simpa999 1 year ago
fucking inbreds
gtapsyco 1 year ago
skin it!!
cdcUS97lbpStuff 1 year ago
i just discovered you can listen to music while playing red dead redemption. only in single player tho.
AKOO585 1 year ago
He like killed you with his crotch o_o
ninryokuandpie 1 year ago
Fuck Chimeras
WEREWOLF1MOON 1 year ago
This is why incest is bad...
Precision127 1 year ago
LOL got humped to Death !
JettDucket 1 year ago
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
pikminliveson 1 year ago
where do u find it
frenchcamp1 1 year ago
@frenchcamp1 Lol it's a glitch or model swap. look up Hex editing.
ceamlelrusmon 1 year ago
pissed migget :)
xHD95x 1 year ago 2
DAM CROSS BREEDERS
chese789 1 year ago 3
i wonder if u could skin it HAHAHA
xPOWELLDRUMMERx 1 year ago
man that shit is crazy and funny but i do some better stuff online playing with my friends
sonyfan14 1 year ago
he humped you to death!! lolz
gta4crazzy 1 year ago
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JaclynTheGuru 1 year ago
scary
punkerleader 1 year ago
Getting humpped to death by a cougar man must really be the worst way to die....
OwaLaz 1 year ago
why didnt you shoot him?
y126e 1 year ago
HE HAS A DEADLY BEARD!
Dirxano 1 year ago
"HAHAHAHAHAHA -Serious- Get away from my horse man >:O"
mgsrokz 1 year ago
You had to kill him and take his skin off!
Morlun91 1 year ago
argh i actually did miss the like button now i know how it feels. I want to like this video not dislike damn my clumpy fingers and dumb ass laptop
MrFridayMan1 1 year ago
you should have gone into dead eye and killied it and tee baged it :P
poopie1rocks 1 year ago
LMFAO
DuztyerX360 1 year ago
I want this game O_O
Cinder931 1 year ago
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE
obadets3 1 year ago
In soviet russia you chase cougar man
50CentsInMyWallet 1 year ago 59
@50CentsInMyWallet you messed up it's the other way around
Thanzin1 1 year ago
@Thanzin1 no, because cougar man is chasing him in the video
Mike1st 1 year ago
u r manly
wadeisverycooljenis2 1 year ago
@50CentsInMyWallet retard
DaveAndAI0 1 year ago
@50CentsInMyWallet In sovjet russia, cougar man chases you!
Jpprflrp 1 year ago
@50CentsInMyWallet In soviet Russia we eat cougar man for breakfast
PuLseViper 1 year ago
@50CentsInMyWallet in soviet russia cougar man is a girl whos a cougar who changed to a man hes a man whore
AssinIchigo084 1 year ago
Thats what happens when u do olden day linsy lohan crack
50CentsInMyWallet 1 year ago
i want this game so bad now lol
avilameister 1 year ago
hahahah
wtf?
roflwaffle24 1 year ago
what about a bearchiken
JimboDJ10 1 year ago
Dude. I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD
DooStrich 1 year ago
lol wtf
gpcguy1 1 year ago
omg i laughed so hard when i saw this thing! i was screaming and i was getting pretty scared when it was chasing me! lololololol
GhillieCombine 1 year ago
@GhillieCombine where do u find it and WTF IS IT
UNCFAN145 1 year ago
@UNCFAN145 Lol, you can find it randomly at De Lobo Rock and its a glitch where a Person and a cougar was being spawned and accidently spawned together with its same scripts. :P
TheJustinAllenK 1 year ago
@TheJustinAllenK i wanna skin it and see what its worth
UNCFAN145 1 year ago
I dont think this is a glitch but a easter egg from rockstar. while playing san andreas i was attacked by the same thing only it didnt make cougar noises
ColAlbSmi 1 year ago
you got humped to death
XxRecKLeZz 1 year ago
that is when you run ha
TheStacks21 1 year ago
it looks like a really fast miget
mlgxjoey 1 year ago 3
mixed animal glitches... =/
roxas7676 1 year ago
LOL WTF
MarineRaider99 1 year ago
looks like the guy from my left foot
mynewpuppy2 1 year ago
Same thing happened 2 me except they was birds.
DeletedUser231 1 year ago
It's Justin Bieber!
MrHouseMusic4Life 1 year ago 79
@MrHouseMusic4Life very true
betsruner 1 year ago
@MrHouseMusic4Life how does jb run on his knees? its like he is a transparent ghost or something.lol when he hits you he is humping you O.o?
wwecena0107 1 year ago
@MrHouseMusic4Life justin bieber isn't cool enough to be a cougar
killershinobi86 1 year ago 3
Shoulda killed it
dannyboy964 1 year ago 2
its better then donkey lady
killbillie17 1 year ago
kill it and get the skin...
XxDemonlordxX 1 year ago
Hey can anyone give me a positive cougar location on single player?
ChickenWings103 1 year ago
@ChickenWings103 the area on the map where they are meant to be never worked for me but near fort mercer i found alot of them
5deadspace 1 year ago
@ChickenWings103 tanners ranch
52pokemonpies 1 year ago
@ChickenWings103 look on the map when u got the game its in the box
gabkata98 1 year ago
lol that was awsome
ExistedMagician 1 year ago
If you look back you can see that he got killed by the mancougar's penis.... Animals have stds too.
AlejandroSarasky 1 year ago
ahahahahahahaa
orangefunkfan 1 year ago
it humps to attack
logodo1 1 year ago
it was beuty that killed the beast :0
michaelmeyers11 1 year ago
It's not an "abomination" it's "evolution!"
Retgery 1 year ago
Cougars are bitch man. I'll be like in hunting some deer or wolves then it attacks me out of nowhere. Same with bears but bears fucking keep reappearing.
M16FullMetalJacket 1 year ago
lmao after it killed you it seemed to kinda rape you in the ass hole
WoWdonzore 1 year ago
Chuck Norris, activated his trap card, nuff said...
TheMaxcarter 1 year ago
bhabahabhabhabahabahabahab
mrmax92i 1 year ago
where do you find that?
EZrihno 1 year ago
did anyone else notice it attacked with its crotch lol
TheNejD 1 year ago
User submition ftw
briancarrane 1 year ago
Omfg sooooo funny :L :L
briancarrane 1 year ago
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nice vid!!!!!!!!!! love to see more user submitted videos!!!!!
GhettoFruteCake 1 year ago
Camera on TV fail but it's still funny.
cookandmilkies 1 year ago
What the fuck
techno247 1 year ago
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What the fuck is going on with that
techno247 1 year ago
what the fuck how did yall do this??
xBMBxMassacre 1 year ago
Wat u don't see is it take u back to it's cave and rape you
EPICniick 1 year ago
@EPICniick lmao
jMurph1693 1 year ago
lmao creepy but hilarious
Beeker575 1 year ago
lol type in red dead redemption bear birds, it's hilarious.
runescp0wn123 1 year ago
wtf why didnt he kill hIMMMMMM :\
keylockkid 1 year ago
I wonder what would happen if he skinned it.
MegaTouchy 1 year ago
wow a guy got on machinima withour being a director :O
FossilKane 1 year ago
I love this game, So many things happen. i got off my horse last week was shooting at something, Turned around and it was stuck on top of a cactus
DannysWorldTV 1 year ago
Hahahaha!
Acridic 1 year ago
best glitch ever lol
ImportsBEATamerican 1 year ago
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over 25,023 PS3 gamers got their free psn card codes. and so much more by the minute! but some of you think: this is a scam\spam/not true\illegal. and i'm here to tell you that, buddy, if this was ANY of those things, #1) i wouldn't be wasting my time helping other PS3 gamers get the codes and #2) me, and all those other gamers wouldn't be doing this if it didn't work or especially if it was illegal. ESPECIALLY if it was illegal. NO way. so click my username for the codes.
FreePsnCardCode 1 year ago
Aww would have been better with a cap card, but I did the same thing with my rdr glitches on my channel.
beta331 1 year ago
looooooooool
Schmidteren 1 year ago
this videos stupid because there filming a video already on you tube
TheSpeed104 1 year ago
when it attacked it did a pelvis thrust
dtstarcher111 1 year ago
This happened to me except it was weird horse/human combo so I lassoed it and started riding around it was hilarious cos jack was like giddy up and woah slow down! XD
imda3hbow 1 year ago
it woulda been funny if you killed it and got a bounty...
gofshell 1 year ago
He wants to do your horse!
LSDxxKiLLz 1 year ago
He humped you to death!
cht232323 1 year ago
i laughed my ass off seriously^^
i mean that "thing" is just retarded^^
ulkord 1 year ago
so old
cht232323 1 year ago
i love finding wierd glitches like this XD
NarutoRocker31 1 year ago
lol
orange759 1 year ago
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what if Sony came out with a Playstation 4? it would be SO great. so would having the chance (finally) to get DLC off the playstation store without needing to buy a psn card. and you can! what? you can't----yes you can, PS3 gamers. you can totally get the codes on the other side of the cards for free! still don't believe me? it's cool. just do me a favor before you completely ignore this and click my username to see the how-to video. how many have already done this? somewhat around 24,989.
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