Diary Of A Mad Black Woman - Half Of Everything Belongs To Her!

[TheOfficialBIGSwat]

Madea is a gangsta!

[ChristianCountryGirl]

she sure got busy in the 9 mins it had taken the police to get there. and 1 min to give the po-po hell

[ForeverLiveMyLife]

Ik this is really hard to believe but i got a grandma whose just like madea... And im sooooooooo happy I do:D

[kawaiikiwi777]

funny as hell hahahahahahaha XD

[thesunsetshere]

he he, I don't care where the chainsaw came from, that was funny

[beautyqueenetna1]

i love madea.....she's my hero

[Nikirdh24]

I love it so funny

[romino707]

Cut everything else in half, but why the piano!!?? Sacrilege! A musical instrument is not a piece of furniture!

[blefarataftotita]

@romino707 anger!

[KaminaWolf]

@forrealgirl22, she took it outa her purse, idk how but my female friends can fit 3 txt books 5 manga and still have room for pensils and makeup.....

[deadwrongtd]

I ain't finna go on no house arrest....its that or prison, ill take the house arresst xD

[nickdabest231]

See what had happened was!

[everett1996]

madea is really a MAD BLACK WOMAN

[forrealgirl22]

where the fuck the chainsaw come from thumps up if u agree

[TheBEAutifulBJ]

@forrealgirl22

from her mumu just like her other pieces!

[chrisxashton]

@forrealgirl22 Her trunk..

[thephenon724]

where did she get the chainsaw from?

[kakishisfriend1126]

Lol wich half do you want? Do you want this half of this half? (Starts chainsaw)

[magojiro13]

"Bobby!!...Bobby, I love youuu!!!!!"

"SIT DOWN MISS HOUSTON!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD the best part!!

[Simonesa241]

she literally tore that house in half

[thedestynee96]

i wish she was my grandma

[paulma222]

....where the hell did she get a saw from??!!??!

[MiaLeonora]

"BOBBY! BOBBY I LOVE YOU" LMAOO!

[Igethit2217]

i cant really see her face but i love what shee does

how u doin' judge mableinnes xd!

[Igethit2217]

i cant really see her face but i love what shee does

[sugarbear941]

I love how she randomlyy has a chainsaw outta nowhere haa! But id b like eitha she get moneyy or u lose a legg. Which 1 it gon' be? Haha

[honeegrrl]

Women who get involved with other women's men think that he will never do her wrong. Well sorry "other woman" you're no more "special" than the 1st woman, if he hurt the 1st woman he will surely hurt the 2nd, 3rd and 4th woman.

[laminage]

@honeegrrl Amen, and think about it. If this Married Man can cheat on his Wife with you, what makes you think he isn't going to do the same thing if you Married Him. Also, keep in mind that nobody is going to accept you, you'll just be the Homewrecker.

[cisio64123]

@laminage Yeah , that's usually how it goes . Strange how some women can fool themselves that they are so special and he loves them so much that he'd never do that to them....yeah right , until he does. It usually is the other woman who gets the most scorn out of an affair , while the man usually just moves on to next one and the next one etc...

[jewelvdw369]

do u want THIS half or THIS half LMAO!!!:)

[mario98730]

6 people like the furniture at 1:09

[VampQueen999]

I woulda did that too if somebody cheated on MY daughter!!!

[zachellis0]

@xGreenSourPatch Hallelujer! X3

[kmshaw18]

hahahaha stuffing all over them!!

[TheACGlovesLkm]

Gimme 5 minutes with her in the bathroom.

LET'S GO!

[MsJehni]

i wish she had a bigger chain saw

[zzzztotheworld]

she should of let madea kick her ass

[jmh88923]

Where the hell would she keep a chainsaw?

[QilinRider21]

@jmh88923

the same place she keeps her gun

[futuredoc2014]

@QilinRider21 In her purse???

[QilinRider21]

@futuredoc2014

in the trunk of her car

[Kyoko019]

"give me five minutes with her in the bathroom" I love it!!!

[lilmizzswaggah1998]

in taht room looks like winter

[flfenna]

"Bobiiiiii I love you bobbiiiii"

Jugde: "Sit DOWN, miss Houston!"

[cookiedog1100]

Low quality but hell to me everything in this house is half of hers and she will still whoop her OSS

[cherrylove101ify]

When She Says Half She Really Means Half... Of Everything !

[jtizzle369]

u want this half? or u want this half?

[mrhansome28]

hahaha lmao i love her

[cookiebeh12]

If I was Madea's lawer, I'd be a multimillionaire

[BeeGeesLover84]

Hell I wish madea was my granny

[courtnkenn]

Madea fukked his ass up

[khadi121]

Madea is my kinda girl...lol

[iheartjonas131]

gimme 5 mins w/ her in the bathroom

[omgitztrippy]

what did the girl say at the ending?

[Decembergirl1996]

my question, where the hell did she get a chainsaw??

[AniyaaLovee15]

@Decembergirl1996 she qot if frm her purse lol

[mplLovescml1609]

omg i love madea.. shes funny as all get out

[sunshinegirl833]

my mom did that tryin to save her marriage didnt work lol she let god handle it after

[Nicksqurl787]

MADEAS BOUT IT!!

[ClythiaMystica]

this is one of my all time favorite black movies! lol

[writerscrampshurts]

Jus give me five minutes in the bathroom wit her! LOL!

[symoneraven65]

Which half do you want ? You want this half or you want this half ? lmao

[cansubbl1]

Damn Madea just use a chainsaw to cut the chair down?

[queenbee4real]

Everyone needs an aunt lyk madea lolz

[5169743494]

The ending is funny

[sexxiimotherfukah]

madea rules

[shashaniification]

I love this!!!

[cutiepiecr]

Ill take the house arrest..!

Funny as FUCK,!

[turtle4aire]

If you check up in the cases of Prenuptual Agreements sign between man and wife 10 years and 1 day the Agreement is Nule and void ! That is good in all 50 states !

He has a surprise he did not count on !

[shadowking133]

i try to saw half of a chainsaw cause my mom took my money........ were did she get the chainsaw?

[DorkTheNerdInvader1]

@shadowking133

lol good question. I didn't even think of that

[GTWarriors]

Well what is dis? Repeat offender day?

lady in the background : Bobby!! BOBBY I LOVE U!!

lmfaoo

[mswilWonka]

lmfao!

[ClythiaMystica]

Best black movie I have ever seen in my life and probably ever will see

[nicksmom02]

@ClythiaMystica Why does it have to be the best "black" movie you have ever seen? This movie is funny as HELL-regardless of your skin color

[ClythiaMystica]

@nicksmom02 What? The movie is composed of basically all black people. I didnt mean it in a racist way.

[TarantulaCandy]

@nicksmom02 WRONG IT IS s BLACK MOVIE. it's made out of the stereotypes of the black community and its struggles. have the guts to call it for what it is.

[hello100999999999999]

@TarantulaCandy No it really not, its a MOVIE, not a black movie thats not what tyler perry ade it for

[TarantulaCandy]

@hello100999999999999 WRONG. IT IS BLACK movie. is made about black culture and stereotypes..if you're in denial then that's your problem not mine.

[babyrachel47]

go madea

[cj8803]

"What's that?" Lol

[pinkpirate321]

never mess with madea lol

[cherilious]

craziest movie yet



[PensGirl872]

Madea don't fck aorund lol

[Statengurl1001]

That was hilarious at 1:08

[presidentofthepeepz3]

Do u want this half or do u want this half!!

[Lisa13245]

Madea = my hero.

[123KimMiss]

Madea is fuckin crazy like 4real 4real

[prine234]

Like Celie in the Color Purple, Helen too got to the point where she had to say "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"!

[GorgeousGirl1988]

MADEA AIN'T NO JOKE!!! LOL

[tiffanyalove21]

go madea haha..lmfao

[markee871]

give me 5 minutes wit her in da bathroom!! MADEA IS THE BEST!

[DarqueBeauty]

Hhahahahaha!!! Go Madea!!!

[iTsSiMpLyBrItT]

i know ty kwan do. and i know whoop yo arse! hahaah

[tyrese3745]

Kimberly Elise's character's reaction throughout the film was about the same as Howard Beale: She was mad as hell and was not gonna take it anymore.

[Alyssa8283]

u want this half... or do ya want this half??? lol well thenm leaves me nine to beat the hell outta you!!!!lmao and im gona woop yo asss

[Ilive4loven4kindness]

I loved the part were Madea was using the calculator to calculate how much was being owed to that Lady

[0606FOREVER]

some one could recommend me some other good funny movie? i will be very glad:)

Thank you!!!

[lilrudeboi19]

wherre can i wacth this movie

[Amtrak1194]

if u got some Comcast go to Ondemand and look fo diary of a mad black woman

[efield09]

half a lamp yes that's the business of half love that considering the he put her out with nothing to bring i a new woman i would a mash up every thing B4 I LEFT THAT HOUSE

[sheilah2008]

i love this movie

[rainbowdragon187]

damn, when she said half of everything she sure meant it lololol

[femi973]

madea wuld have kicked ha ass if helen hadnt stoped her

[vumagal96]

give me 5 minutes alone wif her in the bathroom!!! madea is hilarious!!!!

[mwambsl]

hahah i'l take the house arrest

you gotta love her

[1LeaMen1]

Madea is a crazy as fuck.

But I love her!!! xDD

[ravdon12]

@1LeaMen1 u mean u love him

[1LeaMen1]

@ravdon12

Nah, I love the character! :D

[strawberriesncandii]

Give me 5 minutes with her in the bathroom...lmfao

[warjdani]

she should of let Madea kick her ass.

[ladybabiiA93]

@warjdani it wud hav been less expensive

[lissapaul18]

^

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^ yhu like mj too

[loveashley213]

u ain' finna put me on no house arrest honey, i ain't finna deal with that! ..... [sweet voice] i'll take the house arrest

[TEAIRRA181]

Sit Down Ms. Houston !

[sheneicejames]

BOBBY BOBBY I LOVE YOU!!!

[rainbowdragon187]

@sheneicejames sit down ms. huston!! lolol

[silverstrs5]

Damn Madea can get the job done! She TTTOOORRREEE That place up like it was nothing! I gotta see this movie a second time!

[monterreyt]

LEt that happen to me I will tear a hoe up i swear to god i will

[MsChicaLoca]

Yow she towe dat place UP!!!!!! LMAO

[puppieluv2345]

rotfl

[MichaelSexiJackson]

i hate ppl who only care about grammar jsut cuz ppl type a certain way dont mean u stupid look at how im typing but yet when i was in high scholl i got all a's and b's barely any c's and im a spelling champion spelling aitn everythign this is the internet i luv mades also!!

[eze14213]

champion huh? just* school* ain't* everything* madea*

[MichaelSexiJackson]

well i am... if u dont belive me then.. go fuck urself plz

[eze14213]

believe* yourself* please*

[MichaelSexiJackson]

talk to urself plz

[eze14213]

exactly you can't spell worth of shit

[MichaelSexiJackson]

i cna spell u cant spell... go fuck urself

[eze14213]

you can spell? seriously dude look at your last comment fucker lmfao...can* yourself* seriously im gonna get you hook on phonics cause buddy you need help

[MichaelSexiJackson]

im a gurl.. ok

[eze14213]

i dont give a fuck if your the president of the united states learn to spell please............girl*

[MichaelSexiJackson]

ok if u learn how ot get a life

[eze14213]

this is fun i could do this all day....to*

[MichaelSexiJackson]

okay :}

[fastevo276]

Judge: Brian I am tired of seeing your aunt

Madea: I'm tired of seeing you. LOLOLOL!!!

[jensmom604]

Love Madea!

[Victorian9322]

give me 5 minutes with her in the bathroom!

[averagefreaks]

I thought this movie was going to be funny, but when I watched it, it wasn't even close.

I was disappointed and I don't recommend seeing this if you're wanting comedy.

[ampredz1]

cause you dont under stand it dum ass your probaly a stuiped white boy that doesnt know wut ganster is

[averagefreaks]

It's dumb ass.. and it's stupid. It's also doesn't and what. And it's gangster. You were probably brought up in one of those ghetto schools.. so I pardon your poor grammar. Learn how to spell so people can understand you better. Also, understand is one word. And I'm the stupid one?

[PreciousEarthquakes2]

No you aren't stupid 'averagefreaks' your ignorant. That's worse.

[chidoturollo]

probably the worst quality ever!

[elgrigorio1]

Damn Madea wit a chainsaw LMFAO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL LOFL!!!!

[vusterabyss]

totaly worth it

^_-

[ObamaBeatsAll]

YASS MADEA!!

[Leafpaw616]

supportin the hoe hmmm now wat does that say about you....

[xxmissyurdank]

The scene is all blurry.. I can't see their faces

[lexi9581]

YEAH BUT LOL THE PIANO

[LoseWeightWithBrandy]

Maddea is the best character ever

[musicaddict818]

I need some opinions on this

who would win in a fight?

Madea or shananay?

comment!

[renegadebpt]

i got 5 on madea

[musicaddict818]

my friends and i cant decide

[renegadebpt]

well shanenae just talks shit. she might do something she might not, but madea would shoot ne one in a heartbeat lol

[musicaddict818]

true true

[eternalsilverlight]

Madea would whoop her ass

[parania394]

i got 100 on medea ! k.o. like 2 punches k on the left and o on the right

[jinx1441]

151 bucks on Mabel! One punch....k.o.

[xxxlillyssxxx]

HAHAHAAAA :L

which half do u wantt XD

[weepngargoyle]

madea is awesome! i love her!

[alexisasay]

well what is this repeat offender day



bobby bobby i love you

sit down miss houston

[alexisasay]

madea's crazy wit that chainsaw

[ncalbabe]

Im Gettin Tired Of Seein You! lol u aint funna put me on house arest!lol

[BigRoy0824]

she tore all that shit up

[mll027]

WHICH HALF DO YA WANT

[darlingzooloo]

lmfao, You know, I just realized something, where did Medea get the chainsaw? lol XD

[jirmaya]

you wouldn't believe what madea keeps in her purse!!!

[darlingzooloo]

lmao

[jirmaya]

no kiddin'

[cayteee0964]

"which half do you want? do you want this half; or this half?"

i love the ending, with the piano.....

PRICELESS!

[cayteee0964]

"Give me 5 minutes with her in the bathroom!" ROFL(:

[toontown143]

this is hilarous

[RSktch]

1:35 - 1:48 all those in 1 Madeas jokess

[gfcff]

could someone please post the whole movie

[3lmolov3r]

lol ikr she is i luv this movi

[rodo419]

i feel sorry for that poor judge, it really looks like she tired of madea

i love it when madea tries to explain what happened

[AmYGoAwAy]

Dats messed up...but the gir; wearin dat stupid white dress deserves it