Bob and Jeff

[fyaq5130]

More videos dude

[SassiBoB]

:)

[SassiBoB]

You my baybeh. <3

[SassiBoB]

I love you.

[SassiBoB]

<3 We need to make another one of these.

[jazazzaza]

@SassiBoB yes.

(:

[lickarock88]

You guys just a bit drunk?

[outsidemendham]

what's that shit in your face?

[SassiBoB]

lurveture?

[SassiBoB]

I love you.

[XXXdc5]

goddamn you guys. HAHAHA

[Homosexualities]

*likes* (from three of my accounts) just to piss the idiots off. :D

[tazmon122]

BoB really did live on your thigh....or was that between your thighs...Bob was a girl.

[CybuhDork]

Man, you and BoB are awesomemisimo!

[djskyline701]

This is the first 8 minutes of the XDA sextape

[juniper94]

@djskyline701 so they really r workin on xxxda haha

[wrdtoyomother]

I wish you were famous. Both of you.

[Ledo10181]

I think there should be a "Bob and Jeff" Channel! =)

[alex6464]

lol this video reminded me how i interact with my girlfriend sometimes

[mynui]

_._ I really wanna see a Prometheus and Dildo intro ...

[battim]

she is not a whiney bitch

[WetlandsRemediation]

Ask Bob about Elektra.

[tarmogoyf24]

Ok, I hate that azrienoch has degraded to this. BUT, was that a Kablam reference?? Cheers to bob for that, who knows what i'm talking about?

[SassiBoB]

@tarmogoyf24 hell yeah!

[msa1985]

i wanna see her piss in another girls mouth

[jaskodusko]

@msa1985 hahah, wtf!?

[ahronzombi]

Best couple on the internet!

[6XfeetXunder]

wait....thats not your wife.

[ebsilver3]

Az, I have been a fan forever and I'm pretty sure I wrote a comment a long time ago that you responded to. Anyway did you take down your video "The Rhetorical Authority of Science". That was my favorite video seriously. This may sound weird and I don't want it to be, but if you have a copy could you send it to me somehow I would really appreciate it. 

[mrdude1344]

thank you az :) thank you for just making these random vids that make me smile

[kittycorpsevildead]

methamphetamine....

[kittycorpsevildead]

meth :(

[kittycorpsevildead]

meth :(

[KingHeathen]

"She's still semen in my eyes"

How did you get semen in your eyes?

[CadicusTheDamned]

I like all your stuff. I don't see your videos as something put here to amuse me each time, but the work of a friend. That's why an intimate video like this makes me feel like you let me in your house for the first time, whereas before we just talked at parties. I guess you did call me once that was cool. Are you on facebook?

[smokestack04]

she is sooooo hot. I am in love..........

[CarGuyWithGlasses]

I've been silently watching you for a few years and I gotta say that I absolutely loved your older rants, poems, and content overall (even Tea Time!). But at the same time, I can sympathize with the route you choose. I just recently subscribed to xda (even though I know you've been doing that for a few months) to get my azrienoch fix. It may not be my favorite thing, but it more than sates my appetite. Much love.

[azrienoch]

@uheardme1stime Not butthurt, just disappointed. Didn't make this video out of spite. Made it because I wanted to. Being disappointed just makes me not care what people would rather see.

[TheRipdub]

prometheus and bob, was a cartoon from nick, thats why its funny. prometheus was an alien who tried to educate a caveman named bob.

[Paulgnewton]

Yeah.. Normal.. Uhhh... What's normal again?

[sevenvt]

Never thought being in bed with bob and jeff could feel so normal

[Eilsring]

I enjoy that you ended up dating Bob, considering the tick story.

[jacquetheripper]

@Eilsring whatever dude.

[elAsra]

Nice to see you are doing fine Az, and nice to see Bob as well, smoking hot as always!

[jacquetheripper]

@elAsra your mom was pretty smokin heehee

[elAsra]

@jacquetheripper You surely mean smoking like a burnt log, hahaha

[jacquetheripper]

@elAsra i dont get it. are you high?

[elAsra]

@jacquetheripper Just because you dont get it, that makes me high?

[jacquetheripper]

@elAsra Is that a yes?

[sd19791]

And yes Jeff, its in this video too...crazy, funny, witty, a little pretentious...yep your all there. And bob is great as well. Funny and witty and grogeous to boot, maybe a little more down to earth. Eh, i suppose your kinda cute too Jeff.

[GrapplingIgnorance]

I enjoyed the KABLAM reference.

[rodhavji]

"Years of work and never seeing it really take off?" Your philosophical videos weren't boring and if you thought they were why did you make them in the first fucking place. Take "Bucket of shit" for example. That was an immature yet fucking BRILLIANT piece of video man. It was a nice piece of political commentary based around faecal matter. Do more stuff like that.

[missdivinestalls]

Dude Az do what you want. Haters gonna hate. Eff them.

[niriop]

Why not "Sex Lives of the Strange and Quirky"?

[mephiskapheles6]

instead of a tattoo, get a prince albert. It is way more useful.

[Blizzeekitty]

Knowing your mom, I am completely creeped out. lol

[lefthandedlove]

She's a lucky girl...

[no00dylan]

It's funny because Prometheus and Bob was an animated short some years back.

[irule168]

No hope. No hope.

[Alkaholik187]

Hey, man. She is not a whiny bitch! She is super hot and you are lucky to have her! How the fuck did you tap that? J/K! Stay true Az and I enjoyed the video. Nice to see people just enjoying themselves. Everything doesn't have to be so goddamn serious. Thanks for just enjoying life and don't worry, your time will come. It did for Paris Hilton , anyway.(sex video needed)

[JeroenGjaltema]

It's your channel and you should do whatever the hell you want with it. People apparently liked the more philosophical videos beter, and for what its worth, I kinda agree. Doesn't mean people should be bitchin' about it though.

Even though the channel didn't "really take off", I hope you'll make some more posts like the old ones. You know, like a hobby or something, as it should be.

[azrienoch]

@JeroenGjaltema Here's something I don't get--why philosophical videos? Why are people demanding those? I haven't done them for years, not since I started giving a shit about living over reading about it and pretending to understand it. But it's not the funny stuff they want. They want boring. They must be Shakespeare fans.

[Dusty341]

@azrienoch I say you do whatever the fuck you want with your channel. Personally, I enjoy you up close and personal vids..especially when Josh is making you eat gross shit.

[sd19791]

@azrienoch not just the philosophical videos, but your witty commenary ones also. You have a great sense of humor and quite a way with words. You know, you can do both. You can give a shit about living, try to understand it, study great thinkers and do you own thinking...none have to conflict with the other. In fact, every video you ever do, even the ones after you threw off the pholosophy, integrates all of these things...it is who you are, you cant escape it.

[azrienoch]

@sd19791 Context is important here.  The people who want philosophical videos don't want this video. And if it permeates everything that I do, then it's present here too. No, they want the haughty, droning videos of 5 years ago.

[sd19791]

@azrienoch Ok, maybe not THIS video. But there is nothing wrong with this either. Its real. I only meant to say that you are incredibly talented; and that the haugty, pretentious, guy standing in front of that stack of books is just as much who you are as the witty, crazy fun guy who tosses cellphones from his roof and "grabs the bull by the horns and says 'Yeah, that IS the way I like it".

[StevenErnest]

@azrienoch Aww, I remember "the haughty, droning videos of 5 years ago" with tears in my eyes. T_T

[ghostofdayinperson]

@azrienoch I agree. Besides, I am subject to highly unpleasant obsessive thinking that results in anxiety and depression; it doesn't relent and I have very little distraction from it being that I spend most of my time alone painting and brooding about serious matters. I stopped watching "philosophical" videos a long time ago for that reason. I have enough existential conflict in my own brain as it is. Bring on the fun plz :) Love, Ghostie

[CurtisGibsonIsGay]

I continued to watch after the Jenna Marbles face.

[mynameaborat993]

How the fuck did you manage to get that?

you must be some sort of god, that woman is a goddess.

[rayofminneapolis]

I know to much.

[Khronick94]

Your mom is pretty hot.

[rayofminneapolis]

I don't know. 15 hundred views in a day is pretty good, isn't it? You have advertising on it already.. better then I've done thus far.

[ghostofdayinperson]

Isn't there a cartoon or something called "Prometheus and Bob"

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@ghostofdayinperson Yes- it was on the Nickelodeon show KABLAM. It was a still-motion short about an advanced alien and a primitive caveman co-existing.

[ghostofdayinperson]

@GrapplingIgnorance Zomg I knew it! I vaguely remember it too. They should have used it in the Title of this vid.

[GriffenMorivan]

Regarding the years of hard work into the channel and it never taking off. In your words sir.

Can I say thanks? You've never been the whiny type on the channel, but in your position a lot of people up and delete everything and just cry that no one understands them. But I feel like you've got more respect for those of us who stuck with you for a while by leaving up ALL of the videos. It's really cool of you.

[hellokitty7654321]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

[FGRedneck]

Well Im not here to bitch about this video this is your channel and ur free to do with it as you please obviously. But I mean your old videos were probably some of my favorite on youtube. So even if its not on the regular I think you should definitely make some of those every now and again.

[rileed]

XD

[xxxThePeachxxx]

Soooo... this is what love looks like.

[ghostt23]

Ever thought of coming to the UK Azrienoch? Liking dubstep here is normal...

[Notultimate]

great seeing you AZ, you're awesome whatever you're doing:P

[cuntsound]

i missed hearing from you. have good times.

[skydaddy2012]

daddy misses you 2 bothe sooooo much

[steffcrombie]

Az - For old times sake I hope you do not delete your Jeff Smith-Luedke channel, many of your videos there were, and still are, some of my favorites on YouTube and it'd be a shame to loose them.

I also have no idea if you're continuing with your writing so I won't hold my breath for a fourth book but I hope to hear of it in the future.

All the best to both you and Bob.

[azrienoch]

@takenight Don't care. There's no way a lighthearted video like this is as disappointing as putting years of hard work into this channel and never seeing it really take off. I'll make what I goddamn want, when I want. You're as welcome to bitch about it as you are to go the fuck away.

[NwZ2]

@azrienoch Amen to that, and besides this stuff's welcomed too. :D

[Antf222]

@azrienoch Dude ... I love you.

[Danielst15lm]

@azrienoch he is right! you want your channel to take off?! then make it intresting! that xdatv shit is not intresting. this shit aint so intresting!

you talking philosopgy is intresting! your poems in typography is intresting!

the only reason me and so other are still subscribed is because were hoping one day maybe one day ull return to charm us with your pointless stories or mind blowing philosophy, but every new video is disappointing... "this was really fucking dissappointing"

[azrienoch]

@Danielst15lm If I did stuff that made it interesting already, and you say that's what I should do if I want it to take off, then wouldn't it have taken off already? Of course not. That's because your premise is bullshit. Meanwhile, a typography video I posted two weeks ago on xdadevelopers hit 70,000 views yesterday. And you honestly think my priorities aren't straight???

[Pulchism]

@azrienoch youtube is dead and gone, its with O'Leary in the grave.

[MrNoexcuses]

I just found your videos yesterday arienoch i have to say, you impress me to no end. deffinitely going to be a long time follower.

[fauyd]

I swear I see a Trigun poster in the background, whose is it?

[GriffenMorivan]

Prometheus and Bob was one of the short cartoons on KaBlam on Nickelodeon in the 90s. i haven't read all the comments, but I'd be surprised if I was the only one to bring it up.

[zenguin13]

Proving no matter how smart you think you are..when your cock is filled with blood you're a sixteen year old boy. Great looking women are the equilizers of the world.

A tatoo on your cock that says epicac Az?

[closedmouth]

i have to admit, that was a video

[vclamp]

A show titled "Prometheus & Bob" would be burning up the charts for sure!

[HeadoftheHydra]

@vclamp

They had one...on Nickelodeon. Years ago. Look it up. :D

[gothatfunk]

adorable.

[DavidTanisDreams]

Edge of the Abyss to this. Good work. Really. Faith in humanity restored. Self indulgence has never been so clever and witty.

[lunakatie]

Whatever, I'm still watching.

[nerfmasterrick123]

Stop by Port of Call if you haven't Az

[ki6eki]

i kinda want to watch a sex tape now..

[ziggy071621]

DO INTERESTING THINGS !!!

[marniespeaks]

pack up all my care and woe here I go singing low

[SoloHero]

I almost thought that was Joe Rogan in the thumbnail.

[princessyairi]

yay your back and your still funny  luv ya sooo much >3< ah and your girl she so funny you guys are so cute

[CalebAlucardtheHagan]

. . . Why am I even subscribed to this channel?

[TheGreatOldOnes]

I'm fairly certain that Prometheus and Bob was already a thing

[terminaldeity]

everything IS dubstep

[Kretain]

Nice to see you return mon, you gonna get back to the regular pointlessness or are you aiming for other pointless activities?

Anywho, missed you quite abit.

[SteelOrochu]

I think he cock blocked himself... for the amusement of the masses... He's like Jesus in some weird fucked up way.

[Mikums2]

Azrienoch was using dubstep before it was cool.

[OHMYGOSHitsSARA]

I remember and love Prometheus and Bob.

[Unworshipediety]

love the dildo idea

[unclexbob]

you need to cut him off for TWO months, because he hasn't been posting any video's.

He's been a very bad boy.

[ThePointlessPoint]

"We were bored"

so you wanted to bore us too? Thanks.

[jackzepplin]

What you've just uploaded is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Th3Sixth]

and were back

[Nagneto]

Promethus and Bob was an AWESOME claymation cartoon

[SassiBoB]

@Nagneto WOOT WOOT

[knucker3]

Tell us what happened when she peed in your mouth

[SassiBoB]

@knucker3 HAHAHHAHA

[MysticGecko]

I see a bat in the cave.

[shadow70121]

New Orleans is amazing.

[SassiBoB]

haha  Awww this is adorable.

[DarkMatter2525]

@SassiBoB, the tattoo should say "Ipecac" or "Epicock"?

[azrienoch]

@ThatLonelyLoner You can do anything if you just believe in yourself.

[meestryal]

@azrienoch Can I choose not to have cancer if I believe in myself? Idealist bullshit.

[azrienoch]

@meestryal Seriously? You read the comment that was in response to and thought to yourself, "Oh, he's an idealist."

[meestryal]

@azrienoch No, but it seems like a very bland response. I don't know if you actually buy into this or not. If you don't, then the joke is quite common. If you do, then it's idealist bullshit, even if you're not an idealist overall.

Or maybe my comment was intended to be as serious as yours, even though it's a little aggressive, I must admit.

[azrienoch]

@meestryal I'm blocking you for idiocy.

[meridianfrost]

@meestryal Um...what?

[azrienoch]

@meridianfrost Don't bother, I blocked him already.

[azrienoch]

@TheKingFucktard I post videos once a week.  Just not on this channel. And then I hit you with this, yes. It's a kindness I offer in thanks for all those good years you all gave me of me posting stuff.

[5thWatcher]

@azrienoch What channel is that? It's not the Jeff one is it?

[Nagneto]

@azrienoch : LINKS! I can't find this channel you speak of!

[azrienoch]

@Nagneto xdadevelopers

[sstteevveennggiiff]

Sharing the boredom......... Lots of dots ......

[theskepticalheretic]

You two remind me of me and my wife...except it's been 4 months.

[Darthobnoxious2]

You are so lucky, Azrienoch. You really are. you have the companionship of a beautiful woman.

[theskepticalheretic]

My vids are certainly not dubstep.

[edenscancer]

4:14 LMAO

[exiledregiment]

Hey azrienoch, I was in a blogtv session with Fakesagan, and apparently he believes you're a pseudo intellectual.

[azrienoch]

@exiledregiment Oh noes.

[QuackenInsanity]

@azrienoch Pseudo means you're almost there!

[5thWatcher]

@exiledregiment It's funny because fakesagen sucks!

[MassZombicide]

@exiledregiment Actually, as I recall, he started to make that statement but immediately changed his mind, saying that the nose ring obviously isn't conducive to an attempt at looking like a connoted intellectual / showing off in that way i.e. he took Azrienoch off of the list of pseudo-intellectuals Fakesagan was making in that Blogtv session.

I probably shouldn't have undermined your attempt at adding to a buildup to drama since I loves teh drama but ... yea.

[TheZeaf]

@exiledregiment I actually made a video explainging that situation.

[HeadoftheHydra]

@exiledregiment

That's a big term for someone as retarded as fake "i slit my wrist on camera because I'm a moronic drunk" sagan.

Seriously though...Glass house, fakey. Glass house. When you're demonstrably stupid, you can't imply others are stupid.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DEBATE HERP DERP!

[exiledregiment]

@HeadoftheHydra trust me, Im not taking any sides, Im just reporting.

[aaron3299]

You guys are sooooooo cute.

:)

[mindstormmaster]

Last.

[malidite]

Good job

[scoreten11]

first?