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  • Ke$ha: Wait? Did you say Justin Bieber DOES have a dick?

  • Shane, darling, I love you but your concealer is is to dark.

  • Ke$ha:Oh crap did someone say beer

  • Ke$ha: fuck, I think my water broke!

  • "did someone say beer"

  • Ke$ha caption: "oh I just shit my pants!"

  • You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you

    You just skipped all of it and didn't read all of it. U probaly didn't even notice that one says yoo.

    U just went back without reading all of the message and just notice that there is no yoo.

    I got u!!! Hahahhahahaha:-D

  • Shane is stupid..... for jealous peaople!!! I love u Shane Dawson!!

  • eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwww those toes were sooo gross there goes dinner!

  • love you

    loool watch my channel

  • Omgawwd just started watching his vids xD I could watch this all night plz make more :D your great At wat chuu do.

  • Was depressed, but I'm happy after watching this

  • Crap! I forgot some glitter and auto tune my voice some mire will ya

  • caption:did i take my bottle of pills today

  • Did i take my pill today?

  • CAPTION:why is he waving a bag of cocaine at me?Oh wait we were supposed to sniff it together

  • CAPTION: Why is he waving at me...? Did i sleep with him???

  • @65Msjen *Cough* *cough* Wearing. *v

  • r u warning eye shadow

  • Ohh that's where that dildo went

  • Oh shit my water just broke!!! Mom!!

  • oh no my monthly gift shit Glitter

  • anyone notice 2:22 nigagiga?

  • @awsemo400 i did

  • Caption: OH MY GOD GLITTER IS COMING OUT MY ASS!!!

  • Caption: I shit my pants AGAIN >:(

  • I think Aunt Hilda cares more about Shane than his own mom. omg. XD

  • Caption: wait did i wake up in the morning or the afternoon

  • Caption: Oh shit, on the rag again.

  • kiss your hand 10 times.then say your crushes name 15 times then look at your hand

  • Ke$ha pic.:Ohhh I think im gonna hurl!!!

  • Hey Shane do you smoke?

  • caption: shit its my monthly period today!

  • kesha pic - " OMFG JUSTIN BIEBER DID NOT JUST GOT A SEX CHANGE "

  • :O as soon as shane started singing, the video went black and said an error occured. i literally pissed my pants laughing. lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololol

  • Is your name shane dawsom?

  • kesha: fuck, auto tunes off again!!!???

  • thumps up if you saw ryan higa on the back of the newpaper

  • Caption; Waitt.. Where's my Beer?!

  • Kesha caption: Dafuq??

  • i love yhuu shane yhuur like thee besttt....;D

  • caption: bitch tits

  • kesha caption: oh hello you have to turn on the auto tune on before they hear my voice

  • caption for kesha pic: hey what your problem who cares i have a hangover whatever!!

  • i have uh divorse :( captin:she better learn from her mothers mistakes-use birth control!

  • AND IM A HUGE FAN OF SHANE. LIKE HUGE CUZ IM FAT AS FUCK LOL

  • Kesha caption: Damn I knew I should have used birth controll.

  • caption-HOLY CRAP i left my baby with oj simpson wait i left him orange juice????

  • I have that same spongebob cup!!lol

  • ur cute

  • Ke$ha Caption: "What the fuck do you mean we're all out of those magic mushrooms that make me see the world in an inspiring way... Normally leading up to comas lasting weeks and finally waking up in P-Diddy's house while he looks at me like, 'What the fuck is that?' And then I shit myself and come up with the most epic song line that goes, "I wake up from a coma feeling like P-Diddy." Yes kids, that was my original line. But back to the main subject. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOTHER FUCKING SHROOMS!"

  • holy crap did that hobo just eat a dog 

  • Kesha caption: "Who the fuck stole my boose?!"

  • Kesha caption: "Who the fuck stole my boose?!"

  • Is that Kesha or the blonde grim reaper

  • caption:my water just BROKE...again!

  • shane is that a real cigarette?

  • caption: my ghost is rapeing me

  • caption: my ass hurts

  • Caption: OMG I think I just crapped my pants again!

  • at 3:31 that is what my mom did to me when I was little.

  • omg Hannah Montana ate me and shit me out,,, now im gay fuck

  • people just because there was an asian boy with black hair on the newspaper it doesnt mean that its nigahiga!

  • 2:21 NIGAHIGA

  • @emmidot123 ask your parents

  • A PERSON WHOS F**CKS kids against thier own will

  • wats a child molester?????????????

  • Caption-Dud someone just say there was a drunk ass hobo who's unconscious and wants to fuck!? HELLS YEAH!!!

  • caption- "what do you mean theres a drunk girl on stage?...ooooohhhhh!"

  • Caption: shit man did you see dat ass im mean DAYUM

  • creeped out.

    

  • did anyone see ryan higga in the newspaper she was reading.

  • Caption: Uh no, I don't have drugs in my pot-et...I mean pocket.

  • Caption: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! I'm gonna fall into a sea of crazed fans

  • Caption: "Wait....Did I take my birth control?......SHIT!"

  • caption ; oh shitt ! i left my baby at home , AGAIN .

  • I love you too!

  • My caption," Uh,what Chu say nigga,come at me bitch".

  • OK one thing i have to say is you have some awesome eyes

  • why´s nigahiga in the newspaper @ 2:22

    LOVE IT!!!

  • hahahahha i are fununy but you luk like a fag

  • blunts are already rolled, u were rolling a joint

  • caption: ahhhh i'm gonna fall, mehhhh!

  • Atleast he loves me?

  • how can u be 5 ppl at a time thats so cool

  • Caption: Ohhh Emmm Gee, Is that really the evil lambchop from one of shane dawsons videos?

  • omg!

    7th heaven!

    That show was the longest running show!.... LOL THEME SONG GOT ANNOYING

  • Caption: Wait... what just happened

  • Caption: my underwears down again isn't it?

  • caption; DID MILEY CYRUS JUST FINGER THAT HORSE!!!!???? oh wait...thats kim karashians ass...

  • caption: if u dont fuck me.. i will PISS ON YOUR LAUNDRY BITCH

  • Caption: i really wanna fuck the jew with a rake! right up the ass!

  • Caption: whoa there is a big me on the screen

  • Caption: Is the big screen on? cuz i cant see myself!!!

  • Caption: omg was that really me singing?!? Wow auto tuned really works!!

  • Caption:drunk after friday night

  • 2:25

  • kesha: o.m.gizzle is that guy giving blowjobs and free beer??? get yo ass over here mothafucka

  • kesha looks like she said o.m.g is that linzy lohand i hate her music p.s i love the way her hair looks today

  • ;) Lol Ke$ha looks like she just farted and said "whoo I just chocolated in my PANTS!" xD

  • NIGAHIGA FTW!!!! HELL YEA

  • Kesha lookin for weed

  • lol i love this guy

  • Caption: wait,this isn't A.A. Class?? Ooops....

  • caption:why isent your dick in my mouth

  • Caption:Hey...how u doin :D

  • I'm jrunk

  • She saw Miley cyrus

  • I know the contest is over, but I still must comment. xD "Oh fuck me! ... Do I look like a blow up doll yet?"

  • I love the message of this(: he should do more of these again <3 haha

  • Notice nigahiga was on the newspaper

  • Tranquilizer Dart!

    Get it, cause she sings Animal? --- not part

    Of the caption.

  • @NyancatG I think so

  • wait is that god!!!!

  • is that nigahiga on the newspaper at 2:21

  • @NyancatG Yes, yes it is!

    

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  • UHHHH DID I JUST LOOSE IT???

  • kesha is really scared theres a clown

  • caption: OMFG I JUST SAW A UNICORN

  • why am i a slut???

  • shane ur awesome,

  • caption: Has anyone seen my kid? He's small and his name is........................ Does anyone know my kid's name?

  • Thumbs up if you saw Ryan Higa on the newspaper ^_^

  • Did u see ryan on the paper?

  • shane: idk y i sed it like miley cyrus but here it is sweet nibblets lmaoooo i love u shaneeee!

  • thanks for this video Shane, it just put a smile on my face. Thanks <3 :)

  • shane ur my idol and you brighter up my day :)

  • NIGAHIGA ON THE NEWSPAPER LMFAO!

  • Just got a little bit tipsy! (for the caption)

  • LOL PRESS 5

  • Kesha is a good singer but a bit crazy

  • Ryan's on the newspaper,,AWESOME! lol

  • thumbs up for Ryan Higa on the cover of the newspaper!!!!

  • 'OMG IS THAT ME OR ARE THERE LAMAS UP THERE??"

  • You sing Awesomelly............iLOVE yOU

  • No. It pains everybody to know that THE Shane Dawson loves them. I love you too:DD

  • in my family i have to deal with the fact my mum is uneducated and my dad is self employed with a income so low he has to lie to get benefits

  • Ing lol

  • The Ke$ha picture caption:

    "Like wheres my glitter?"

  • i didnt laugh at al......UNTILL THE MILEY CYRUS SWEET NIBBLETS

  • ur tongues green xDDD

  • My brother went to rehab when I was nine, and now my cousin stole all my aunts jewlery and sold it to support her drug habit. Go family!

  • Stop the video, and click 1,2,3,4 awesome

  • oh shit whats the next WORD

    

  • CAPTION: o shit you could have at least said suprise... but its oooooooook

  • Shane U rule....

  • i like it

  • shane... your a real pain in the bieber! haah jokes

  • my captian is (oh shit nigga i chized my pants bitch)

  • caption: oh s@#! im pregnant again!!!

  • nigahiga 2:23

  • caption: wtf did u call me b****

  • r u a child molester ?.....uhhh yes...shane ur babysitters here! wanna beer?

    xD

  • caption:Thats a man holy crap...

  • 1:45

    I.CAME.

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  • it makes me feel horney

  • like for nigahiga 2:23

  • Caption: Shit, I forgot my line!!!

  • lmao i have the same spongbob mug!!! 2:13

  • Caption: I wonder if that's an orgasm or someones tongue.

  • caption: sweet nibblets thats fuked up like that one knot that can never snap a neck.

  • Caption:omg,did u honestly have to show me that

  • Caption: I think I just squirted.

  • Caption: what the fuck is that a mini sausage that can't be ur dick

  • the caption should be" you want me to suck whos dick!"

  • wait there's shoes on sale