Sh*t Nail Polish Addicts Say

[TheAubreypie]

I just got out of the usmc and i painted my nails almost every weekend lol. you just have to remember to remove it before monday! or keep remover in your gym bag!

[MakeupByJessicaD]

is your name really plasma.....?

[YummyNails]

Hahahaha! You're awesome and soooo right! I can ressemble to all those quotes you acted :D Love this vid, going to faves :D

[allyn930]

Haha I laughed lol you are going to the navy!? :(

[lalathekido]

Were is the love button it won't let me like it

[NanaNarcotic]

WOW SO MANY

[isabelleisabamagirl]

Funny video. I love it.

[virenold]

you can't go to the navy now, when i discovered your channel! :( i even don't know anyone in community nor live in same continent:(

[HairGeek14]

story of my life! lol even have the same ringtone

[pornoslut]

haha lov it !!! how did you get allllll the polishes ??? I thought I had alot and I have no where near what you have haha .

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@pornoslut i bought them of course lol

[pornoslut]

@PlasmaSpeedo yeahh I know that was kinda a stupid question haha . Obviously you either bought them or someone gave them to you .....Im such a douche bag lol .

[SkellyDesignsNails]

@PlasmaSpeedo hey i have been looking for a vid were i can comment to say UR THE BEST NAIL ARTIST PLZ KEEP IT UP!

[dirtgrl1345]

lol thats so funny, and very true

[prettykitty0882]

OMG girl so true, so very very true.

[TheMetallicaMonster]

@PlasmaSpeedo I have weird fetishes over little things like that. I would buy an expensive bottle of perfume if the bottle was cute lol.

[qnbeotch]

Lol at all the random comments. This vid is perfection! :D

[TikiBoo78]

This video is Awesome!!! So funny and TRUE!!! My boyfriend watched this over my shoulder and was like, "Yaaaa that's you!". Lol. I was googling up a storm checking out the swatches for China Glazes new collections today. And your quotes sounded just like me. Love the vid! :D

[Schmizzlin]

I love how she's not even wearing nail polish (':

[TheMetallicaMonster]

Is it weird I want an iPhone for that whistle lol

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@TheMetallicaMonster lolll completely reasonable if you ask me hee hee hee

[TheJeninja]

OMG, this video had me and my boyfriend cracking up 'cause I totally say a majority of those things! LOL. Great job. Love it :)

[annamariavandyk]

colour

[emilyisawsome1]

o lol btw i love your collection also i have around 6 colors lol i need green too...

[emilyisawsome1]

hi im emily and i have been looking and looking for a vid that allows comments so i could thank you for the binder reinforcement vid it gave me a great idea for french tips (which i have also been searching for around you-tube XD ) anyways.... yeah i just wanted to thank you again for that vid ;)

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@emilyisawsome1 aww well ur welcome, ur so sweet!

[milesxsmiles]

this is aweesome hahahahah everyone tells me i own so much nail polish but literally nothing compared to you

[maritzam90ify]

I really like this hair cut on you: )

[ClutchezBlog]

This is hilarious...I've def said at least half of the things you've said in this video! LOL...

[AfrosandLipgloss]

OPI if you don't stop recycling colors!

#truestory

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@AfrosandLipgloss SO true, right?!

[TheBlackSpork]

haha! your so funny :) I dont have nearly as many colors as you and i still have trouble deciding on one :P

[DaRealTsha]

This is so true! Lool and omg no nail polish?!? That's so depressing loooool what are you gonna do,n especially because you have that huge collection to be left there! So sad :(

[1dramadancer]

So perfect!

Just accurate!

[Number1ChoChangFan]

LOL I'm from Chicago and there IS no rite aid... :)

[cupcakeloveable07]

lmao @ 1:50 and 2:18 hahaha story of my life

[Cheena8789]

LMAO!!!! Accurate description of me

[StacyLovexox]

i was so sad when i got a house keeping job and i cant wear nail polish at all :( not even clear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i litterally got this job 1 month after i started using OPI and LOVED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so sad! when im off work i do my nails but 2 days can only wear 2 colors! so not enough!!!

[Chickgirl537]

Hahaha



[hobear637]

girlfriend just showed me this... thanks to her i embarrass myself with my friends every time we got to CVS to buy beer cause I've been conditioned to walk down the nail polish aisle

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@hobear637 lol!

[LoraMooseClays]

OMG THE NAVY! why? what will you be doing exactly? is this a paid job? omg !

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@LoraMooseClays oh wow so many questions, so little space to answer. i do some vlogs on my clog channel if you're real curious. i'm so excited to go!

[Charlotteauthorway]

Oh my gosh your collection!!! <333 @.@ I'm like you. Just buy bcos I like the color and the feeling when i polish my nail. After about 3 days, I remove it and let my nails breath.

[TwilightLvr88]

I AM SO JELLIS OF YOUR COLLECTION!!!!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@TwilightLvr88 come over any time and play in it!!! lol

[nicky41090]

i love this!!!!!! this is my life to a T... here are some of my personal favs "i cant wash the dishes until tomorrow, i did my nails and they need to dry before i deal with water" "i cant believe they discontinued that collection, i was ONE color away -_-" "i ONLY buy OPI" "i freehand, i dont need nail pens" "i ONLY buy sinful colors" "why does seche vite have to be so expensive?" "if one more person asks me to paint their toes....." "i need new konad plates" "its NOT a waste of time" the end

[evejm8]

I love Nail Polish toooo ur awesome !!!! :) lol Im 13 and my mom hates the smell of it so i try my best to hide it lol Ur videos are cool and awesome... I totally agree with u gurl! lol

[PokeyGreen]

OMG, youy are gorgeous and so are your hands!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@PokeyGreen oh gosh lol, i'm flattered, thank you

[dioxazineviolet]

hahaha, that's so me! (But I have a Rite-Aid, CVS, and Walgreens almost all right next to each other... and Ulta and Sephora are the same distance in the other direction... omg, nail mecca <3

[pieisgood131313]

what kind of phone is that?

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@pieisgood131313 iphone :)

[TheRealKarinaB]

this is so me. c:

[tgbighair]

This was so funny! I loved it! My Mom was a Navy girl!=) How are you doing?

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@tgbighair good, how are you? yay for ma! thank her for me!!!

[9crimes3sirens]

I totally understand

[Navneet709]

i have made a nail tutorial on <3 nails and i mentioned u becuase u inspired me !

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@Navneet709 aww this is sweet!

[MrRITCHIEish]

you enchanted me, I have already subscribed to your channel, i'm from mexico sorry if my english it's not perfect

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@MrRITCHIEish lol

you flatter me. your english is great!

[simran2732]

Wow

[family0838]

I dont want you to go into the navy!! :( (evan thuogh the navy is awsome) i will miss ur vids!!

[AmiAme95]

Where are your hair? T___T

[shimmersparkdotcom]

I just bought 4 of the damn Holland OPI too and I'm supposed to be not buying! What is wrong with me. And yeah I'll go pick up excedrin for him and the next day he'll be like oh I see the receipt says excedrin and a Revlon nail polish! haha "Well I didn't have a color just like this one though!"

[Biklar]

Hilarious and so true! 

[sharonfromky]

Love it... Your so funny and cute in this video...But anyone that collects or is addicted to polish can truly relate ...I love my polish collection...:)

I'm going to miss you while your gone...Good Luck with that new Journey of your life and stay safe...!!!!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@sharonfromky aww thank you! :)

[veronicasundin]

SO MUCH GPOY

[0119alt]

hilarious!

[BrisaBieber6]

NEW NAIL POLISH COLLECTION PLEASE! Thumbs up if you want it too

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@BrisaBieber6 it's up it's up lol

[sabbatha]

this is the last nail polish helmer! :P :D

[xMoonLiteRose]

ugh military hates nail polish...the army really hated me with my nail polish, at least i wore green for them lololol enjoy the navy!!!!

[dolphincjc]

This is my favorite video ever.  :)

[shimmersparkdotcom]

haha!! Oh god its so true.... I can't believe Bryan thinks my 20 brown polishes are the same... they are SO DIFFERENT, all 20 of them, different from each OTHER!

I can't believe I need another rack too. :(

Oh what'll I do without you when you gooooooo!?!?!?

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@shimmersparkdotcom lmaaooo holly, twenty browns!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@shimmersparkdotcom i will miss you! 

[MissLadyGagaXXI]

i haven't see you with yours nails done in any part of the video...

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@MissLadyGagaXXI read the description :)

[DraconianofDarkness]

I wish I had a rite aid near my house, and yes, no such thing as enough green nail polish ;)

[jenbunny07]

havvve fun

[hholly95]

I just discovered your videos and you are so funny

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@hholly95 thank you :)

[kissmekelso]

HOLY CRAP. you are seriously reading my mind. POLISH LOVERS UNITE!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@kissmekelso lollll we are sucked into the polish vortex and oh my goodness, you're so pretty!

[lizziep000p]

Love the vid! I say all of that! haha

[adarachel21]

Can you do another valentine day nail! Thanks love your videos!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@adarachel21 i plan on it! :)

[FridaMademoiselle]

You are sooooo cute. Good luck with navy. :)

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@FridaMademoiselle lol,thank you!

[iggycomet]

I've only been polish addicted for the past three weeks and I've already uttered most of what you said!!!

Take care and be safe.

I'm not going to lie though, one of my first thoughts was (after wiping away tears from laughing and shame 'cause of all of the polish I've recently bought), "Wow, she's going to bootcamp, that's the real deal!" then, "She's so cute!" then, "What's going to happen to the polish?! When will she be able to wear it again?!" :)

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@iggycomet awww lol, you're so sweet! i plan on visiting my polish at my mom's house when i'm on leave, it will last forever thanks to polish thinner! lolll

i will def have a few colors for when i'm not in uniform or have a day off!

[jenbunny07]

OOOOHhhhmmmyyy your to sweet and quite pretty your dern self maybe you should get array of the new zoyas to take with you I know alot of them have been really nudeish thanks for following my blog btw and you are so funny someone shared your sps video in a polishgroup and your soooo funny

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@jenbunny07 lol thank you! yeah i will b able to have some nudes and pinks.. pinks are my least fave of the polish world tho! lol, i'll b alright with a couple nudes tho, thankfully!

[Navneet709]

you so funny and funny and funny ur such an energetic person 

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@Navneet709 ;)

[Navneet709]

@PlasmaSpeedo hi yeh u just replied to me saying listen ruse pants i didnt even do nothing wrong al i wrote was ur seriously funny and :)

why did u say tht 4?

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@Navneet709 huh?

[Navneet709]

@PlasmaSpeedo u sent me somet on this video on sh*t nail polish addicts say and u sent me a message sayin something about

listen rude pants

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@Navneet709 the only rude paints there is is in the description box of this video, i'm confused.

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@Navneet709 i saw your comment and i responded with a '' :) '' i think ur confused lollll

[HellD0neHIM]

omg .___. are they all your polishes? :O :O

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@HellD0neHIM yup

[xObsessedReaderx]

HAHAHA hilarious!

<333

[Bhilithinn]

Lol. The ones I've actually said are "why are there no swatches for this colour". "I don't know which colour to wear". "No more polish". And the realization that I bought the same colour I already own...

Is there a nail polish addict support group?

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@Bhilithinn lolll there ought to be, tho i think it'd end up us just encouraging each other to buy more loll

[0erethren0]

WHAT ARE YOU THE POLISH POLICE? :|

i died

[MariliaSRosa]

want you nail polish rack

[SachaKoelkast]

Omg

YOU HAVE SO MUCH NAIL POLISH

I want it !

xx

[PlasmaSpeedos]

@SachaKoelkast come over and play, anytime! lol

[adarachel21]

@plasma speedo

Ok :/

[neznor]

this is way ridiculously cute! and your hair looks great

[PlasmaSpeedos]

@neznor thank you! :)

[adarachel21]

Can you maybe also do a really cute birthday nail my theme is going to be pink and nails good luck at the navy

[adarachel21]

Plasma speedo can you try out crackle on konad plates please thanks :D

[PlasmaSpeedos]

@adarachel21 i gave away all my crackle :/

[nailpolishjunkie3899]

are you actually going to the navy??

[PlasmaSpeedos]

@nailpolishjunkie3899 i am :)

[Milez02]

omg i didn't know you were going into the Navy! Good luck!!!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@Milez02 aww, thank you!!

[ThisIsARomCom]

YOU ARE LITERALLY HILARIOUS! I'm going to miss you so much when you go off to the army (even though I have never met you hehehehe) Love this video sooooo much <3

[L0veDanishes]

Omg I love your hair and good luck in the Navy!

[PlasmaSpeedos]

@L0veDanishes thank you and thank you! :)

[fyeahilovenails]

I'm so happy I'm not alone in this ;p

[PlasmaSpeedos]

@fyeahilovenails lolll me too!

[MyNailBlog]

0:08 - I thought you were filming in a store or something ;p

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@MyNailBlog lollll no, it's my collection, only part of it O_O

sad, right? hahaha.. or.. incredibly amazing depending on who you are hee hee hee

[MyNailBlog]

@PlasmaSpeedo ahah thet's what I figured :) noooh it's amazing I swear,, I wish I had as many polishes as you do :( I live in the netherlands so we don't get the good brands like OPI, China Glaze, Essie, Nubar etc. And if we do they're like $15!!! a bottle :((

[luiza666]

I can relate to most of these situations... well, who can't? Great video!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@luiza666 aww, thank you!

[starification]

Just saying I can relate to a lot of these. Especially, "I don't know what polish to wear :("

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@starification lol so true, i get kind of overwhelmed when it's time to pick out a color!

[MrKotasgurl]

omg! i laughed so hard! i was watching thinking, someone understands!! GREAT VIDEO!!!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@MrKotasgurl lol i knew we needed our own vid, people need to know we are out here! lol

[bellagoth007]

Love it. Good luck in the Navy! :)

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@bellagoth007 aww well thank you, i appreciate that!

[TheS13rra]

OMG i love youuuu!!!! nail polish is my life. i have drawsss full of polish and stuff. 

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@TheS13rra i know right? i have loved it since i was a little kid!

[crazymonkey122100]

Omg plasma I -3 -3 -3 u so much! You are my biggest inspiration! I really hope you stay safe and have fun in the navy, but imma miss ya!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@crazymonkey122100 awww ima miss you too! thank you so much :) :):)

[katygmorris]

The nail bed envy is something I didn't know anyone else suffered from!!! Thank you for making me laugh! :)

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@katygmorris hahaha i'm glad you laughed, i knew people would relate! lol

[TheColourScientists]

lmao so accurate

[marisabsc]

Oh my gosh, this is sooo me!!!!! I love it!

[thedogrulels]

i love this video and the way you've taken a few clips and made it into one love it

[Monticka]

Oh dear.. I'm gonna show my boyfriend this, now he MUST understand!

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@Monticka yes show him, there are more of us out here than he thinks! lol

[Audreyyyy4]

you remind me of taylor swift.

[StudioAcrylic]

Your going to cry Tears of colour, but im going to cry REAL TEARS when you leave to boot camp/navy. I wish you good look with that though! :D

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@StudioAcrylic aww thank you! :) i will miss you!

[StudioAcrylic]

@PlasmaSpeedo NO you will not haha :)But its, one thing i dont understand when you have navy thing after boot camp for 4 years, is it all or du you have like 1 year to rest before you go back to sea another 4 years?

[PlasmaSpeedo]

@StudioAcrylic no, i will be at a port (hopefully san diego as my home port) i'll only be at sea 6-8 months at a time, maybe more, but i will be working on land the other months. i will have leave, i can come back home to WA to my collection... but i won't bring all of my polish to san D with me.. in my barracks.. loll

i must say that i will prob pick up a few things while i'm down there tho so i can wear them when i'm not in uniform! :)

[BHE25ReenBeen]

LOL! I SWEAR THIS IS MY LIFE! I SAY THIS SAME THING ALL THE TIME. MY BOYFRIEND HATE MY ADDICTION!!

[fukenbiker]

Your YouTube is adorable dear daughter!

[gcsugirl]

I love what you're doing with your hair!!!

[nailsandhairgalore]

this makes me laugh so much i watched this like 50 times over and over again and by the way i love your haircut it's cute

[floralex123]

My fave part is when u say :I'm gonna cry tears, of color!!!! Lol I laugh every time!!!

[nailsandhairgalore]

@floralex123 ME TO I LOVE THE WAY SHE SAYS IT IT'S SO FUNNY 

[floralex123]

I've watched this at least 7 times!!!

[illegalnails]

why are you comin off purple? YOU ARE NOT PURPLE ! lmfao can't stop laughing xD

[MsCaramelhoney79]

LMBO tears of color awww luv it 2nd time watching and it gets funnier every time lol

[Amy0073]

I just love you with this hair! you're so beautiful!! :)

[aloraisadiva]

this is like the most accurate thing ive ever seen in my life.

:o