Are you serious?? So Carrot Top might make you laugh, but for someone whose user name indicates they love WWE, that somehow doesn't come as much of a surprise! I personally think Charles Manson is funny, in an insane and deranged sort of way, but that doesn't mean I love him. Furthermore, do you even knnow who "this guy" is?? Rollins may not be your cup of tea because he speaks a kind of truth your small mind can't grasp, but he's rich, famous, AND extremely intelligent!
Let's face it:YES, Carrot Top's appearance has always been anything BUT conventional right? But, he looked a HELL OF A LOT BETTER before the cosmetic surgery and the steroid biceps.
Dear Henry Rollins, you freak me out man! I don't know what to call you, hack "author", cheap "actor" or former "musician". Why are you so angry? I mean, since you sold out to Hollywood and now play the parts that Ice-T turns down, you should be happy!
Evey see Bill Hicks act? We'll obviously you have, since you are ripping it off here. Now he's FUNNY! But I guess, since he is also dead, Henry Rollins thinks that he can steal Mr. Hick's material.
wow, rollins, a man with no proven talent whatsoever, is one to talk. especially after having been the very forgettable singer of SOA. SOA was worse than carrot tops stunted performances. and old henry has a bit of a case of monkey face going on.
@falconer6439 im too familiar. he cant play an instrument, talks like a 16 year old, and isnt a good writer. i know his work all too well. if youre over 20 and come to the defense of henry rollins, you may want to broaden your horizons. if youre under 20, learn to write in english better and still broaden your horizons. definitely not a girl.
When did Carrot Top get so freaky looking? It seems like he just disappeared for a while, and the next time he saw him, he looked like the lovechild of Reba McEntire, a troll doll, and steroids.
Geesh why are people so mean to Carrot Top? He's a really nice person and donates a lot of money to charities, what has Henry Rollins done to help those in need?
@Yepanotherone1 Well Henry Rollins pretty much said what I think most of us think, and he's an asshole. And yeah not sure if you're serious or not about Henry not having done anything to help those in need...
@pccchurch It's called "hype." Maybe next time shorten your long retarded comments and get straight to the point instead of rage on about the obvious. God, you're like a monkey bragging about drinking your own piss and rubbing shit on your nipples. ;-)
Rollins has a point. Ive been a fan of Carrot Top for years. The guy is fucking hilarious. It appeared that he bulked up and got ripped overnight. Then the thing with his face and the make up. The guy has issues somewhere. BUT DONT WE ALL? Either way, roid-ripped or weird plastic surgery, Carrot Top is one hell of a funny guy and a great entertainer. By the way, Gallager is an ASSHOLE and is not relevant anymore.
wow buddy, get aware, get a sense of humor.... Henry Rollins is a genius. If you don't like him i suggest you don't watch his videos. He mostly focuses on serious world issues. If you're talking about middle aged crisis inferiority and compensation for his manhood your probably just that indeed. He makes these videos as kind of a "and on a lighter note" type deal. after discussing mind bending issues that plague our society. carrot top is fucked anyways, the guy IS a tranny lookin motherfucker!!
your all pretty fucking dumb. you think carrottop sits around to comment on videos to make himself look good. i think he has other shit to do with his time, like get the surgeries HR was talking about.
Wow...Carrot Top either has multiple YouTube accounts...or Rollins observations went completely over your souless gingerluvin' minds...Unlike "Mr.Top"...Rollins is a fuckin Legend and still continues to sell out shows all over the world for over 30 years...His "rants" are supposed to make you think..but i can understant how difficult that must be for people who actually find humor in CarrotProps "jokes"+ not just his discount facelift.
@Kumite0071 I dont get it. WHAT exactly is wrong with Carrot Tops humor? People enjoy it. He makes people laugh. WE NEED TO LAUGH. Also, Carrot Top is known world wide and sells out his shows. He makes an assload of money doing it. So you are saying that people who just want to laugh at something they find funny are dumb? Unintelligent? You sound bitter. What kind of person can attack fans of an innocent comedian who just wants to make people laugh and earn a living at it?
@Kumite0071 I was speaking of the 68 "slow" people who didnt get the point of the letter to Mr. Top. Stop being so threatened by opinions of a "comedian" you have absolutely no connection with(unless you like plastic surgery and prop jokes)... you might learn something if you can get past being defensive and offended by things that don't concern you. I was just kinda shocked carrot top has 68 fans. You laugh at prop jokes, i laugh at human ones. Everybody laughs,Win/Win!
@MrFlesh Because one kind of computer is more punk rock than another? That's the lamest elitist logic I've ever heard. What should he use to maintain his punk cred then, an IBM thinkpad?
Henry is awesome! He's always entertaining to listen to.
What the fuck is the point of this rant. I'm sure carrot top's surgical disfigurment was a personal choice that he made. It doesn't change the fact that the guy has millions of fans that he entertains and makes happy. which is probably millions more than this rollins guy is ever gonna entertain or make happy. carrot top is waaaaaaay better than gallagher, gallagher II, and black gallagher put together.
Down a few....yada your a fuck stick for making a comment like that....carrot top or should I say roid baby, you deserve it so badly...look at ya. FREAK BOY!!!!!!!
Who did Gap Ads. Give me a fucking break like your shit don't stick.
I guess people think Henry Garfield is real "cutting edge" taking on big bad Carrottop and Ann Coulter. Fucking cowardly dim witted bully. And his smug little face makes me want to plant a fucking crowbar in the top of his skull.
@HailSagan4Realz I can't stand him, either. He's a cretin who has an enormous inferiority complex about both his manhood and his intellect. He was raised in an upper middle class neighborhood and attended one of the most prestigious boarding schools in Washington but his paranoid self hatred and very average brain made passing classes and getting laid nearly impossible. Check out "Hank vs Hipsters" to see the insecure middle-aged doofus lose his mojo in front of a group of 20-somethings
I think it's strange how Henry Rollins is a washup, rockstar wannabe, Frankenstein, Box head fucktard, yet he puts other people down.
Here is my message to anyone reading this: Before you put other people down, please, pretty please, take a long, hard look in the mirror...if you're not perfect, which noone is, shut the fuck up.
@jbarker2375 That's his thing. He would be perfectly fine with you making fun of him back and will be the first to admit hes full of shit. That's why I like him.
@BillHicks420 Knock Knock Mr. Shit don't stink, is BillHicks420 or Henry Rolllins there? I didn't say no one couldn't criticize anyone, I said if you are perfect then feel free to talk shit all day long. Are you Hicks? Are you perfect? I didn't think so. So you and box head need to stop talking shit in this fucked up perfect people world you live in. You're both a couple of fucktards.
@BillHicks420 What the fuck are you talking about? Your name is BillHicks... Right? I'm not hallucinating again am I? I'm Barker, you're Hicks... I think... Sorry if I got your name wrong... anyway, I'm not saying noone can criticize anyone. If someone STARTS talking shit first, you have every right to go back at them, but to just pluck someone out of thin air, I don't know, people are low enough about the way they look and people like Rollins just makes it that much worse.
OH and about the name, I was unsure whether or not you realized that Bill Hicks was the name of a late stand up comic, who my nickname is referring to... Also, "Are you Hicks?" righ before "Are you perfect?" confused me, I thought it was a follow up or something :S
@BillHicks420 I wasn't being a smartass, I really thought that was your name... I'm glad we could agree to disagree. You seem like a reasonable person, and everyone is entitled to their oppinion. Things in this world are bad enough without fighting about something as stupid as one another's oppinion. You like Henry Rollins and I like Carrot Top. Neither one of us is right or wrong...
@jbarker2375 Yeah it`s all good! I agree, enough fighting already :)
I also like Doug Stanhope and Bill Hicks! Advice you to look at them, if you`re a stand up comic fan. Also, check George Carlin, Greg Giraldo (RIP), Joe Rogan, Eddie Izzard, Richard Pryor, Ricky Gervais, and Mitch Hedberg.
@BillHicks420 You're right... I am pissed off. So many people are so superfical and mean to people who might not have what someone else considers beautiful. Beauty is all in the eye of the beholder. One person's trash is another person's treasure... Come on... Don't you get sick and fucking tired of hearing "HOT" this guy is and how "SEXY" that guy is? As a female, I hate to think you would make fun of me because I don't look like Angelina Jolie...
@jbarker2375 I completely agree with you! Superficiality is a product of mediocrity in this society.
Speaking of which, Carrot Top produces (lower than) mediocre "comedy", I think this is the angle Rollins is coming from, and it is easy to propel this hatred into something so obvious as Top`s distinct look. I believe he did this for humorous purposes only. I strongly believe, from watching A LOT of Rollin`s stuff, that he is NOT superficial on any level!
@BillHicks420 Have you no empathy for carrot time? What right does Henry Rollins have to make such a mock of another human being for the perverse pleasure of the masses? There are better ways to critique society and be critical in general without being so cruel. How would you feel if he were talking about you? He has a right to do it because this is America, thank god, but what kind of person does that make him? I don't know its just... damn.......
@UniversalBrother108 Nope not at all. His comedy is dumbed down for mass consumption and he SUCKS. How I would feel? Probably the same as carrot top, NOT GIVING A SHIT, having some self-irony, and going about with my life. Suggest you do the same...
You aren't funny or even entertaining. Why pick on Carrot Top? Yes, I understand that he's weird looking and not very funny, but he's such an easy target, why bother? Everyone busts on Mr. Top, you're just doing it long after the fact. Henry, you're the Ed Hardy of entertainment. You're just a bully who thinks he's smart enough to convince folks otherwise. Boooooo!
went to a carrot top show, i thought he was the best value for the money. every one laughed and i heard people say the same thing i was thinking, it was the best show we saw in vegas. i'll go see his show again the next time i'm in vegas.
Yup, Carrot Top is pretty fucked indeed. All the good comedians are dead.. George Carlin, Bill Hicks.. At least they've got something to say, like Henry does too.
Henry...PLEASE stop trespassing on others people's private emotional property...But, if you insist on pointing fingers at others for their "mirror maintenance"..remove your tatts first.....Ps...enjoyed your character on SoA......
@stjakk No way! Henry is a total gentleman and i was kidding about the brown face. No offence, but i find you terribly annoying. Please respond if you're a big fat douche branch.
@LoriAnnosaurous I'm sorry that you find me annoying...but please do not forget, you annoy'd me first......and.........I believe that indeed,you would allow a celebrity to shit on your face...you are disgusting and most likely an emotionally ugly person....so dear LoriAnn..fuck you and everyone you love.
@stjakk hahah! I love you now. Really. :) And remember what is not a part of us does not affect us. The only battle is the battle to accept. The frontlines you can find in the trenches of your mind. Peace brother/ sister/creature/whatever you are.
unicorn24 - sorry, Henry doesn't do "roids" or any drugs, perhaps you're thinking of vegetarian protein supplements in powdered form. I saw Henry last night and he appears to have lost weight, his body is more matched to his face than it was when this video was shot, if that makes you feel more secure.
rollins face looks like mick jagger or steven tyler,, mustov been all the drugs. hie face doesent match his body frame,, guess roids balance the body but not a tweeker face.
@duncaduncaTiki ..I don't have to wish for ANYTHING...Unlike granpa rollins, I'm very well off and I CAN afford to talk about some washed up douchbag who, only makes his money by making fun of other people.
Psst...I'll you in on a little secret. Henry Rollins is an avid gay rights supporter. The only phobia he has is of Carrot Top and honestly, so does most of the world.
Hey Henery whats next?...gonna start yelling at kids to get off ya lawn? lol Boy it must suck to be old and bitter. But you deserve everything thats commin to ya grandpa!
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This just shows even more what a MORON Henry Rollins is. Carrot Top is awesome and funny. One of the best shows I've seen on the Vegas strip. Henry Rollins hasn't done anything since he was bashing Bush sr. in 1991...and even his hatred toward everyone back then got old.
Henry is just a grumpy old man that just looks like an idiot bitching about everything.
Henry, you're fifty years old and talking trash about a celebrity like a fifteen year old. No one gives a shit about Rollins Band, Black Flag or you anymore. Shut the fuck up and gracefully disappear into obscurity where you belong. If I have to listen to you when that salt and pepper turns completely white I am going to shoot myself in the face. Time to hang up the gloves grandpa. Im sorry but someone had to tell you. I suggest taking up golf or maybe shuffleboard.
@HasteintheDane Hey douchebag who's telling you to listen or watch, change the fucking channel asshole. I love it when shit heads like you talk shit about an artist like Henry Rollins, if you don't like him then don't watch or listen to him anymore and go back to your life in oblivion loser.
Henry, you're fifty years old and talking trash about a celebrity like a fifteen year old. No one gives a shit about Rollins Band, Black Flag or you anymore. Shut the fuck up and gracefully disappear into obscurity where you belong. If I have to listen to you when that salt and pepper turns completely white I am going to shoot myself in the face. Time to hang up the gloves grandpa. Im sorry but someone had to tell you. I suggest taking up golf or maybe shuffleboard.
How can we not like Henry Rollins. Delightfully rude and right on the point. Carrot Top really scares the crap out of me... can't stand looking at him. Freaks me right out. Yup, he is SCARY.
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carrot top needs a fucking knife in his throat. lets that lil inbred piece of shit squerm as he tries to pack in the dry blood ahahahahah would make me laugh any time of the day.
carrot top looks freakin rediculous. I liked him before he became fashion zealous. Not just fashion conscious. The nerdy redhead look just made him funnier imho. He's a celebrity and can afford it so he can do whatever he wants...... seems like he's just trying to hard.
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oh attacking carrot top and gallager what an intellectual, which he so desperately tries to portray himself as... might as well make a george bush joke ha... seriously, whats worse than hearing rollins music, his pathetic attempt at stand up (remember think tank)
Please do not feed the trolls..especially the Conservative/Republican ones. They, like the religious trolls, all share the same malformed brain and it happens to be made out of the flesh of innocent human beings, clubbed baby seals, and wet sand.
henry rules
frankensteind 1 week ago
@ kaylaloveswwe
Are you serious?? So Carrot Top might make you laugh, but for someone whose user name indicates they love WWE, that somehow doesn't come as much of a surprise! I personally think Charles Manson is funny, in an insane and deranged sort of way, but that doesn't mean I love him. Furthermore, do you even knnow who "this guy" is?? Rollins may not be your cup of tea because he speaks a kind of truth your small mind can't grasp, but he's rich, famous, AND extremely intelligent!
LiamfromColorado 1 week ago
Lol..that shit was funny as hell and very true! Rollins has a point. Most celebs who get treated for whatever procedures look bizarre
AtWarWithShadows 2 weeks ago
Henry Rollings is a washed up fag. Never funny and who gives a shit who gives a fuck about his point of view.
TemporaryStatic1 3 weeks ago
i Love carrot top Fuck anyone who dosent.
Carrot top is rich and famous
and this guy is a jealous loser.
kaylaloveswwe 3 weeks ago
" . . . man, what the fuck?" Love Henry!
BebeLush2 1 month ago
I sometimes wish I had breasts.
sydbarrett5 1 month ago
I remember when Rollins had to look big, muscular, scary.
amitus8 1 month ago
Dear Henry, you suck ...
darshia33 1 month ago
He motorboated the implants. Nice.
burntham77 2 months ago
Let's face it:YES, Carrot Top's appearance has always been anything BUT conventional right? But, he looked a HELL OF A LOT BETTER before the cosmetic surgery and the steroid biceps.
SaturnPhase 2 months ago
Thumbs up if Black Flag is your grandpa's favorite band
misisipimike 2 months ago 3
Dear Henry Rollins, you freak me out man! I don't know what to call you, hack "author", cheap "actor" or former "musician". Why are you so angry? I mean, since you sold out to Hollywood and now play the parts that Ice-T turns down, you should be happy!
Evey see Bill Hicks act? We'll obviously you have, since you are ripping it off here. Now he's FUNNY! But I guess, since he is also dead, Henry Rollins thinks that he can steal Mr. Hick's material.
At least Carrot Top knows he is an idiot.
misisipimike 2 months ago
Love you Carrot Top.
wearyourownskin 2 months ago
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wearyourownskin 2 months ago
The bully hater turned bully . All to common & pathetic .
sgrroiii 3 months ago
Why's he using a Mac?
CrackThoseClaws 3 months ago
@CrackThoseClaws Because a Mac owns you, geek. Get a girlfriend.
oldhamburger 3 months ago
@oldhamburger
I don'see the relation between being a clueless hipster and having a girlfriend.
CrackThoseClaws 3 months ago
@oldhamburger Henry Rollins doesn't have a girlfriend.
whitetrashoutlaw 3 months ago
Punks are gonna eat themselves... I still love punk and hardcore, but man... c'mon! Cheer up! He's still damned hilarious! Stick it to em, Henry!
angemala 4 months ago
Like if you watched Bill Hicks on Carrot Top and Gallagher right before this.
wwibbelt 4 months ago 7
wow, rollins, a man with no proven talent whatsoever, is one to talk. especially after having been the very forgettable singer of SOA. SOA was worse than carrot tops stunted performances. and old henry has a bit of a case of monkey face going on.
brutalluforte 4 months ago
@brutalluforte Hahahaha, no talent huh? Guess youre not familiar with his body of work whatsoever.
falconer6439 3 months ago
@falconer6439 im too familiar. he cant play an instrument, talks like a 16 year old, and isnt a good writer. i know his work all too well. if youre over 20 and come to the defense of henry rollins, you may want to broaden your horizons. if youre under 20, learn to write in english better and still broaden your horizons. definitely not a girl.
brutalluforte 3 months ago
@brutalluforte
Knowing how to play instruments is for squares. In the immortal words of Woody Guthrie:
If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
CzechAvailabilitie 2 months ago
stupid,rollins is just as much of a dbag too
dsnfldgfds 5 months ago
So witty... it hurts.
uiruu 5 months ago
haha, 'mr. top'
MexF 5 months ago
The people who find this hilarious must have IQs just north of a doorknob. This was painfully predictable and unfunny in virtually every way.
toughbutfair32 5 months ago
I would watch an entire show of Henry Rollins writing letters to people.
TheHawkdaddy 5 months ago
@161angie WTF? He was in a heavy metal band!
Nautilus1972 6 months ago
@Nautilus1972
You. Idiot.
He was in Black Flag, and if you call Black Flag heavy metal.....well, you weren't listening to Black Flag.
I don't have anything against heavy metal, but Black Flag....are not.
ZacharyHoffman 5 months ago 2
When did Carrot Top get so freaky looking? It seems like he just disappeared for a while, and the next time he saw him, he looked like the lovechild of Reba McEntire, a troll doll, and steroids.
LillianMoon 7 months ago 14
@LillianMoon When he started doing heroin.
TheHamishbatten1995 2 months ago
@LillianMoon plastic surgery and yeah he looks bad now
Glitter234 1 month ago
Henry Rollins is awesome!
sjzsainis408 7 months ago
LOL
verloren82 7 months ago
i love henry's honesty. always refreshing and spot on.
yolo22 8 months ago
thumbs up for "deranged is the new 22"
mechanismtrance 8 months ago
The fact that he's a Mac whore kinda ruins it.
ChudFapper 8 months ago 2
@161angie Ya I guess. It's kinda funny because this letter that he's writing is almost identical to a Bill Hicks joke.
DrinkSkateSleep 8 months ago
@161angie He does do stand up actually.
DrinkSkateSleep 8 months ago
Geesh why are people so mean to Carrot Top? He's a really nice person and donates a lot of money to charities, what has Henry Rollins done to help those in need?
Yepanotherone1 8 months ago
@Yepanotherone1 It's humorous. Research what Rollins has done to help those in need yourself.
MMMETALL 8 months ago
@Yepanotherone1 Well Henry Rollins pretty much said what I think most of us think, and he's an asshole. And yeah not sure if you're serious or not about Henry not having done anything to help those in need...
xXbestefarXx 8 months ago
@Yepanotherone1 You would be surprised
uiruu 5 months ago
hahahahaha he called him mr. top.
hoodmeister71 8 months ago
Damn Henry, big on you, ripping on Carrot Top, that guy needs to be put in his place! Oh wait, nobody cares about him. Get over yourself, man.
easytoremember246 9 months ago
You motor boating son of a bitch! ; )
TafTabTah 9 months ago
@ASide45 "Dear Mr.Rollins, I want to fuck on the floor and break shit just like in 1981."
jyo2379 9 months ago
He should write one to himself sometime, that would be funny...
ASide45 9 months ago
ripping off bill hicks at the end there
elstroshitnonstop 9 months ago
Faker Henry Faker Rollins Fake Working Class Fake Punk Rocker Fake Inteelectual.
PC AZZZKISSER FAKER ROLLINS.
Such a fake personaility. He's like Vanilla Ice but Faker and more obnoxiously fake and a HYPOCRITE and Shallow.
pccchurch 9 months ago
@pccchurch It's called "hype." Maybe next time shorten your long retarded comments and get straight to the point instead of rage on about the obvious. God, you're like a monkey bragging about drinking your own piss and rubbing shit on your nipples. ;-)
666slayyer666 9 months ago
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WHO THE HELL IS THIS LAME FUCK.. WHAT A FUCKIN B-CELEBRITY :S
TheFatCampCrew 10 months ago
ROFL GALLAGAR.
JohnTheYetiBeast 10 months ago
Rollins has a point. Ive been a fan of Carrot Top for years. The guy is fucking hilarious. It appeared that he bulked up and got ripped overnight. Then the thing with his face and the make up. The guy has issues somewhere. BUT DONT WE ALL? Either way, roid-ripped or weird plastic surgery, Carrot Top is one hell of a funny guy and a great entertainer. By the way, Gallager is an ASSHOLE and is not relevant anymore.
VoodooPolitico 10 months ago
'Mr Top' hahaha
rrippp 10 months ago
Carrot Top's show at the Luxor is facking hilarious who gives a fuck what he looks like?
haroldchestnut 10 months ago
@MUNKIZZEZ bitch you probably look like carrot top too.....or rocky dennis, one of the two...
88acres 10 months ago
wow buddy, get aware, get a sense of humor.... Henry Rollins is a genius. If you don't like him i suggest you don't watch his videos. He mostly focuses on serious world issues. If you're talking about middle aged crisis inferiority and compensation for his manhood your probably just that indeed. He makes these videos as kind of a "and on a lighter note" type deal. after discussing mind bending issues that plague our society. carrot top is fucked anyways, the guy IS a tranny lookin motherfucker!!
eyesoversociety 11 months ago
carrot top is an original. rollins is a conformist fogey who just doesn't get it. long live carrot top!
FattAlice 11 months ago
your all pretty fucking dumb. you think carrottop sits around to comment on videos to make himself look good. i think he has other shit to do with his time, like get the surgeries HR was talking about.
Anticrombie918 11 months ago
@MUNKIZZEZ AGREED :)
proskater758469321 1 year ago
Wow...Carrot Top either has multiple YouTube accounts...or Rollins observations went completely over your souless gingerluvin' minds...Unlike "Mr.Top"...Rollins is a fuckin Legend and still continues to sell out shows all over the world for over 30 years...His "rants" are supposed to make you think..but i can understant how difficult that must be for people who actually find humor in CarrotProps "jokes"+ not just his discount facelift.
Kumite0071 1 year ago
@Kumite0071 I dont get it. WHAT exactly is wrong with Carrot Tops humor? People enjoy it. He makes people laugh. WE NEED TO LAUGH. Also, Carrot Top is known world wide and sells out his shows. He makes an assload of money doing it. So you are saying that people who just want to laugh at something they find funny are dumb? Unintelligent? You sound bitter. What kind of person can attack fans of an innocent comedian who just wants to make people laugh and earn a living at it?
VoodooPolitico 10 months ago
@Kumite0071 I was speaking of the 68 "slow" people who didnt get the point of the letter to Mr. Top. Stop being so threatened by opinions of a "comedian" you have absolutely no connection with(unless you like plastic surgery and prop jokes)... you might learn something if you can get past being defensive and offended by things that don't concern you. I was just kinda shocked carrot top has 68 fans. You laugh at prop jokes, i laugh at human ones. Everybody laughs,Win/Win!
Kumite0071 10 months ago
Everyone look at the comment below me! It's Carrot Top's made up YouTube account to comment on his own videos to try and prove how relevant he is.
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Russowboy18 1 year ago
Dude goes from Black Flag to typing on a trendy ass Mac......WTF.
MrFlesh 1 year ago
@MrFlesh Because one kind of computer is more punk rock than another? That's the lamest elitist logic I've ever heard. What should he use to maintain his punk cred then, an IBM thinkpad?
Henry is awesome! He's always entertaining to listen to.
kanshoto 11 months ago
everyone could come up with something like that. that's fun in conversation, but nothing more serious.
vitaminfromthesky 1 year ago
Cyber bullying!!! haha.
I love henry rollins music but this is just mean. Wtf.
zippywaite 1 year ago
What the fuck is the point of this rant. I'm sure carrot top's surgical disfigurment was a personal choice that he made. It doesn't change the fact that the guy has millions of fans that he entertains and makes happy. which is probably millions more than this rollins guy is ever gonna entertain or make happy. carrot top is waaaaaaay better than gallagher, gallagher II, and black gallagher put together.
jeffc6676 1 year ago
Why does he have to be so negative? What a jerk. His little soliloquy isn't even clever, its just tired and weak.
eddythehunn 1 year ago
IM HENRY ROLLINS .. & THIS IS OFFROAD TATTOO
MilitiaMackMusic 1 year ago
It's easy to make fun of people...
drummer1brt2gzs 1 year ago
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RantzinmyPantz 1 year ago
Down a few....yada your a fuck stick for making a comment like that....carrot top or should I say roid baby, you deserve it so badly...look at ya. FREAK BOY!!!!!!!
shaynernb 1 year ago
"A non-specific...trans-gender..... man, what the fuck!?"
GreatestMKfighter 1 year ago
Henry Lawrence Garfield.
Who did Gap Ads. Give me a fucking break like your shit don't stick.
I guess people think Henry Garfield is real "cutting edge" taking on big bad Carrottop and Ann Coulter. Fucking cowardly dim witted bully. And his smug little face makes me want to plant a fucking crowbar in the top of his skull.
HailSagan4Realz 1 year ago
@HailSagan4Realz I can't stand him, either. He's a cretin who has an enormous inferiority complex about both his manhood and his intellect. He was raised in an upper middle class neighborhood and attended one of the most prestigious boarding schools in Washington but his paranoid self hatred and very average brain made passing classes and getting laid nearly impossible. Check out "Hank vs Hipsters" to see the insecure middle-aged doofus lose his mojo in front of a group of 20-somethings
ritter89 11 months ago
So? Is that the point Rollins is making?
MartinKoolhoven 1 year ago
I love you henry....tell it like it is you sexy thang. xxx
evictingfaith 1 year ago
...says the guy who has tattood most of his body....
MartinKoolhoven 1 year ago
It's not as bad as being a botox addict
ultamatebeatlefan 1 year ago
@MartinKoolhoven
I think there's a difference between tattoos and what Carrot Top has done. I don't recall tattoos requiring general anesthetic.
bersaba 1 year ago
I learned to never judge people.
liuton2005 1 year ago
carrot top is a fuckin ugly fuckbag man ... SERIOUSLY !!!
FREAK
MilitiaMackMusic 1 year ago
Go fuck yourself yada. Vermin. Waste of human flesh hiding behind that keyboard!
Rollins motor boating that one implant! Fucking hilarious!!!
newmannow 1 year ago
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Hope and pray that rollins gets aids and cancer.
yada147258 1 year ago
...man, what the fuck?!
Plot082 1 year ago
I love how he playing with silicone breasts lol...
ruskie20 1 year ago
@ruskie20 Hahah yes, and when he rubs it all over his face!
ComaLies225 1 year ago
Going after Carrot Top? How edgy. :(
Zamblee 1 year ago
I think it's strange how Henry Rollins is a washup, rockstar wannabe, Frankenstein, Box head fucktard, yet he puts other people down.
Here is my message to anyone reading this: Before you put other people down, please, pretty please, take a long, hard look in the mirror...if you're not perfect, which noone is, shut the fuck up.
jbarker2375 1 year ago
@jbarker2375 That's his thing. He would be perfectly fine with you making fun of him back and will be the first to admit hes full of shit. That's why I like him.
SpiralOfWhite 1 year ago
@jbarker2375 Knock, knock Mr. Grumpy, is jbarker2375 there? So that means no one can criticize ANYONE? Boy, that`s a lame fantasy world you live in.
BillHicks420 1 year ago
@BillHicks420 Knock Knock Mr. Shit don't stink, is BillHicks420 or Henry Rolllins there? I didn't say no one couldn't criticize anyone, I said if you are perfect then feel free to talk shit all day long. Are you Hicks? Are you perfect? I didn't think so. So you and box head need to stop talking shit in this fucked up perfect people world you live in. You're both a couple of fucktards.
jbarker2375 1 year ago
@jbarker2375 Exactly, and as we all know, no one is perfect! So by following your train of thought, no one can criticize anyone.
"Are you Hicks?" What do you mean?
Stop being so pissed off. Take a breath, and answer me without insulting anyone, if you can.
BillHicks420 1 year ago
@BillHicks420 What the fuck are you talking about? Your name is BillHicks... Right? I'm not hallucinating again am I? I'm Barker, you're Hicks... I think... Sorry if I got your name wrong... anyway, I'm not saying noone can criticize anyone. If someone STARTS talking shit first, you have every right to go back at them, but to just pluck someone out of thin air, I don't know, people are low enough about the way they look and people like Rollins just makes it that much worse.
jbarker2375 1 year ago
@jbarker2375
OH and about the name, I was unsure whether or not you realized that Bill Hicks was the name of a late stand up comic, who my nickname is referring to... Also, "Are you Hicks?" righ before "Are you perfect?" confused me, I thought it was a follow up or something :S
BillHicks420 1 year ago
@BillHicks420 I wasn't being a smartass, I really thought that was your name... I'm glad we could agree to disagree. You seem like a reasonable person, and everyone is entitled to their oppinion. Things in this world are bad enough without fighting about something as stupid as one another's oppinion. You like Henry Rollins and I like Carrot Top. Neither one of us is right or wrong...
jbarker2375 1 year ago
@jbarker2375 Yeah it`s all good! I agree, enough fighting already :)
I also like Doug Stanhope and Bill Hicks! Advice you to look at them, if you`re a stand up comic fan. Also, check George Carlin, Greg Giraldo (RIP), Joe Rogan, Eddie Izzard, Richard Pryor, Ricky Gervais, and Mitch Hedberg.
Have a good night!
BillHicks420 1 year ago
@BillHicks420 I love to laugh, so thanks for the advice... Good night...
jbarker2375 1 year ago
@BillHicks420 You're right... I am pissed off. So many people are so superfical and mean to people who might not have what someone else considers beautiful. Beauty is all in the eye of the beholder. One person's trash is another person's treasure... Come on... Don't you get sick and fucking tired of hearing "HOT" this guy is and how "SEXY" that guy is? As a female, I hate to think you would make fun of me because I don't look like Angelina Jolie...
jbarker2375 1 year ago
@jbarker2375 I completely agree with you! Superficiality is a product of mediocrity in this society.
Speaking of which, Carrot Top produces (lower than) mediocre "comedy", I think this is the angle Rollins is coming from, and it is easy to propel this hatred into something so obvious as Top`s distinct look. I believe he did this for humorous purposes only. I strongly believe, from watching A LOT of Rollin`s stuff, that he is NOT superficial on any level!
BillHicks420 1 year ago
@BillHicks420 maybe not superficial but this video is cruel and a shame
UniversalBrother108 1 year ago
@UniversalBrother108 CRUEL and a shame?? WHY?
BillHicks420 1 year ago
@BillHicks420 Have you no empathy for carrot time? What right does Henry Rollins have to make such a mock of another human being for the perverse pleasure of the masses? There are better ways to critique society and be critical in general without being so cruel. How would you feel if he were talking about you? He has a right to do it because this is America, thank god, but what kind of person does that make him? I don't know its just... damn.......
UniversalBrother108 1 year ago
@UniversalBrother108 Nope not at all. His comedy is dumbed down for mass consumption and he SUCKS. How I would feel? Probably the same as carrot top, NOT GIVING A SHIT, having some self-irony, and going about with my life. Suggest you do the same...
BillHicks420 1 year ago
Dear Henry,
You aren't funny or even entertaining. Why pick on Carrot Top? Yes, I understand that he's weird looking and not very funny, but he's such an easy target, why bother? Everyone busts on Mr. Top, you're just doing it long after the fact. Henry, you're the Ed Hardy of entertainment. You're just a bully who thinks he's smart enough to convince folks otherwise. Boooooo!
turkbloodly 1 year ago
So unfunny.
barndizzle 1 year ago
I love it when Henry motorboats the implant LMFAO
JsgHair71 1 year ago 34
I check my mailbox everyday for a letter from henry rollins
troyes2010 1 year ago
carrot top is officially funnier than henry rollins, this is terrible
jesseholmz 1 year ago
went to a carrot top show, i thought he was the best value for the money. every one laughed and i heard people say the same thing i was thinking, it was the best show we saw in vegas. i'll go see his show again the next time i'm in vegas.
jdgk1 1 year ago
Yup, Carrot Top is pretty fucked indeed. All the good comedians are dead.. George Carlin, Bill Hicks.. At least they've got something to say, like Henry does too.
thatsmyrail 1 year ago
literally have watched this 5 times tonight.
Wonderrock 1 year ago
Henry...PLEASE stop trespassing on others people's private emotional property...But, if you insist on pointing fingers at others for their "mirror maintenance"..remove your tatts first.....Ps...enjoyed your character on SoA......
stjakk 1 year ago
@stjakk Stop...Henry is the sexiest man alive. I would let him shit on my face. :)
LoriAnnosaurous 1 year ago
@LoriAnnosaurous ...and I'm sure Lori...that he would.......
stjakk 1 year ago
@stjakk No way! Henry is a total gentleman and i was kidding about the brown face. No offence, but i find you terribly annoying. Please respond if you're a big fat douche branch.
LoriAnnosaurous 1 year ago
@LoriAnnosaurous I'm sorry that you find me annoying...but please do not forget, you annoy'd me first......and.........I believe that indeed,you would allow a celebrity to shit on your face...you are disgusting and most likely an emotionally ugly person....so dear LoriAnn..fuck you and everyone you love.
stjakk 1 year ago
@stjakk hahah! I love you now. Really. :) And remember what is not a part of us does not affect us. The only battle is the battle to accept. The frontlines you can find in the trenches of your mind. Peace brother/ sister/creature/whatever you are.
<3
LA
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LoriAnnosaurous 1 year ago
@stjakk also...you do realize this means you are a douche branch? just sayin.
LoriAnnosaurous 1 year ago
lmfao!!!
BrownEyedStatistic 1 year ago
Hank is funny as hell!
fstop77 1 year ago 2
CARROT TOP LOOK'S NORMAL TO ME, THE ONLY REASON HE LOOK'S WEIRD IS BECAUSE OF HIS TATTOO'D EYEBROW'S
hrhrhr
HE'S ALWAYS PULLING OUT WEIRD ASS SH!T
I CAN'T COMPLAIN
=D
BEERxxPiRATE 1 year ago
It was a little amusing at first but then I noticed that he was using a mac, what a turd.
Pontus900 1 year ago
aww, i love carrot top!
Lacey7291 1 year ago
unicorn24 - sorry, Henry doesn't do "roids" or any drugs, perhaps you're thinking of vegetarian protein supplements in powdered form. I saw Henry last night and he appears to have lost weight, his body is more matched to his face than it was when this video was shot, if that makes you feel more secure.
bamboosa 1 year ago
rollins face looks like mick jagger or steven tyler,, mustov been all the drugs. hie face doesent match his body frame,, guess roids balance the body but not a tweeker face.
unicron24 1 year ago
@duncaduncaTiki ..I don't have to wish for ANYTHING...Unlike granpa rollins, I'm very well off and I CAN afford to talk about some washed up douchbag who, only makes his money by making fun of other people.
UntouchableNYsee 1 year ago
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@UntouchableNYsee - You have no money
neoc03 1 year ago
@missjestrum
Psst...I'll you in on a little secret. Henry Rollins is an avid gay rights supporter. The only phobia he has is of Carrot Top and honestly, so does most of the world.
ChristiexRoad12 1 year ago 2
I don't like picking on people, but this is just too funny.
RikJamezBich 1 year ago
"maybe deranged is the new 22" LOL
29momerath 1 year ago 2
wow keep it real...
AbsolvingIntrospect 1 year ago
goddamn i fucking love henry rollins. this guy is beyond intelligent and is straight up badass. i love his letters. (:
dvengeanceLP6661 1 year ago
Hey Henery whats next?...gonna start yelling at kids to get off ya lawn? lol Boy it must suck to be old and bitter. But you deserve everything thats commin to ya grandpa!
UntouchableNYsee 1 year ago
haha ... henry rollins ... hes the man
thirdworldassassin 1 year ago
henry rollins is an inspiration man lol
mkrulz77 1 year ago
@missjestrum
Are you saying that this specific video is transphobic, or that you saw some other video of his that was transphobic as well?
Moose1015 1 year ago
I'm not a big fan of Rollins, but... man, this kicks ass!!
agagapesta 1 year ago
To the people all up in arms over this: Are you aware the "Letters" section of his show is a observational comedy/ satire? You people are dim.
DeniseStCroix 1 year ago
fuck me.....fuck you!!!!!!
MrJasondvoyles 1 year ago
Henry Rollins is a genius.
supadupamcj 1 year ago
@revolt1999 Hey, FUCK YOU!!!!!!
mbcraggs 1 year ago
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This just shows even more what a MORON Henry Rollins is. Carrot Top is awesome and funny. One of the best shows I've seen on the Vegas strip. Henry Rollins hasn't done anything since he was bashing Bush sr. in 1991...and even his hatred toward everyone back then got old.
Henry is just a grumpy old man that just looks like an idiot bitching about everything.
revolt1999 1 year ago
Henry, you're fifty years old and talking trash about a celebrity like a fifteen year old. No one gives a shit about Rollins Band, Black Flag or you anymore. Shut the fuck up and gracefully disappear into obscurity where you belong. If I have to listen to you when that salt and pepper turns completely white I am going to shoot myself in the face. Time to hang up the gloves grandpa. Im sorry but someone had to tell you. I suggest taking up golf or maybe shuffleboard.
HasteintheDane 1 year ago
@HasteintheDane Shut up, you fucking Pussy!!!!
dragonstyle79 1 year ago
@HasteintheDane Hey douchebag who's telling you to listen or watch, change the fucking channel asshole. I love it when shit heads like you talk shit about an artist like Henry Rollins, if you don't like him then don't watch or listen to him anymore and go back to your life in oblivion loser.
BirthofCharlie 1 year ago
Henry, you're fifty years old and talking trash about a celebrity like a fifteen year old. No one gives a shit about Rollins Band, Black Flag or you anymore. Shut the fuck up and gracefully disappear into obscurity where you belong. If I have to listen to you when that salt and pepper turns completely white I am going to shoot myself in the face. Time to hang up the gloves grandpa. Im sorry but someone had to tell you. I suggest taking up golf or maybe shuffleboard.
HasteintheDane 1 year ago
i love his letters!
nagginNAT 1 year ago
Henry, when is the Revolution? I am ready and willing to serve my liege. As long as you are still a Liar.
celticgurl99 1 year ago 2
I Love this
Lunatone33 1 year ago
I find him a little harsh here but he's got a point..
Seems to the implants tough doesn't he? *stares at chest* ...crap, pass 'em this way love !
pinkshrimp 1 year ago
Bill Hicks kind of this this first.....
bartekklimczak 1 year ago
"Mr. Top" looool
DarthKrattus 1 year ago
How can we not like Henry Rollins. Delightfully rude and right on the point. Carrot Top really scares the crap out of me... can't stand looking at him. Freaks me right out. Yup, he is SCARY.
ricksullivan 1 year ago
IFC is kind of a piece of shit for not pickin his show up more seasons
kidynamite666 1 year ago
Awesome, thanks for sharing this hilarious and clever segment.
Ultraman725 1 year ago
I doubt Robert Mitchum, Humphrey Bogart or Lee Marvin ever had a face lift.
eatsandsleeps 1 year ago
Henry Rollins wants to beat your ass carrot top
Islandlnthesun 1 year ago
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carrot top needs a fucking knife in his throat. lets that lil inbred piece of shit squerm as he tries to pack in the dry blood ahahahahah would make me laugh any time of the day.
TripStalker 1 year ago
Mephistophesteve must be a George Lopez fan.
MKJS006 1 year ago
carrot top looks freakin rediculous. I liked him before he became fashion zealous. Not just fashion conscious. The nerdy redhead look just made him funnier imho. He's a celebrity and can afford it so he can do whatever he wants...... seems like he's just trying to hard.
TheCMan 1 year ago
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oh attacking carrot top and gallager what an intellectual, which he so desperately tries to portray himself as... might as well make a george bush joke ha... seriously, whats worse than hearing rollins music, his pathetic attempt at stand up (remember think tank)
Mephistophesteve 1 year ago
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Carrot Top could kick Rollins ass. Rollins is another stupid idotic libaral jew retard.
mujinnokoya 1 year ago
oh yeah, that's at jr125441
mentalfive 1 year ago
Right again Mr. Rollins, right again.
UncleSlam81 1 year ago 2
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Gayest Video Ever ...Carrot Top Is Amazing. this video sucks!
jr125441 1 year ago
Is this sarcasm or true idiocy?
mentalfive 1 year ago
Heil Carrot Top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kickfostermac 1 year ago
Carrot Top's gay!!!
paramore27girl 1 year ago
Please do not feed the trolls..especially the Conservative/Republican ones. They, like the religious trolls, all share the same malformed brain and it happens to be made out of the flesh of innocent human beings, clubbed baby seals, and wet sand.
thekatrid 1 year ago 4