MEGAN FOX: 5 things a guy must have to conquer her heart. To date her

[Gerichan1]

0:42 look at her eyes .. i think she always make them a little smaller, so her look is the perfect megan-look. this and the colour of her eyes are part of the things she do and have for looking, like she does.. i mean, she wants to look sexy by doing this.. am i right? xD .. idk

[luigifan571]

she's taken :( Damn!!

[Skyler6314]

what a flawless human being

[saph2104]

So she's into James Bond?

[ararilol]

And that's Shia labeouf

[aliceinwonderland358]

need a big dick

[elmoqazi]

i would rather use my right hand

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

@FrozenJoint Don't be jealous because she's not into guys such as yourself, man.

[sebass5290]

her jaw was wird caz i was with her last night

[iEliteDemon]

Megan Fox is in love with me. =]

[MegaSkaterboarder]

SHES SO FUCKING HOT. And in my bed

[lilcummy]

fuck all those top comments. it's a natura human trate for men to 'drool' over women who are attractive

[alexandra23drew]

PLEASE AND THANKK YOUU

[xeveettex]

Keep your tongue in your mouth, please and thank you.

[xxxbeast1998]

notice that megan fox always tilts her head to the side everytime she talks

[devailcka]

i hate insecurity...

[devailcka]

@Jrock600able hehe congratulation...

[Bote1995]

Thats me!

[chobag]

thats me. come to me megan baby

[DeeplyPurpleCurve]

hi 'cute-smoothie'

[motleycruefan10]

@whatevaUsay2 you dumbass its brian austin green not martin

[koky5150]

What a shallow idiot.

[khandum7]

i just LOVE her eyes.....!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[margbegirto]

I don't unsertand why Americans take tan. Women looks better with pale skin. Megan is the proof.

[nhienoe]

look at her mouth when she's talking. she definitely tries to protrude it out so that she look sexier...but somehow i see it annoying.

[web7221]

@nhienoe haha, I see that now. Thanks. And you're a dickhead cause you know she will never go out with u, but she would love some asian cock.

[nhienoe]

@web7221 What do you mean by "d*ckhead"? I commented and it was none of your business. Why you came here and talked nonsense like you are an UNEDUCATED PERSON. Oh sure, YOU actually ARE. Who has d*ckhead here? You didn't even know that i'm sooo smart getting straight As at school. That's why I say intelectually and polite things rather than cursing and saying dirty things like you do. :P

[devailcka]

@nhienoe dont mind that web7221

[devailcka]

@web7221 duh not alll likes asian..im asian,,but what u say is wrong...didnt hear what she said? like brian austin green...white guy.....

[nhienoe]

@web7221

[TheGlitterDiamond]

@nhienoe i mean really

[TheBestOfTimes88]

@nhienoe too yankee, too californian

[TheRealTripleSix]

@nhienoe your comment is annoying insted of hearing her your looking at her mouth? jealous much?

[nhienoe]

@TheRealTripleSix You see. it's only annoying to you. 16 people like my comments and no one likes yours. You're the one who jealous. it's obvious that her mouth is protruding and i didn't try to pick on it. Did you know that the speed of LIGHT is much faster than the speed of SOUND? That's why I and 16 other people see her mouth first and concentrate on her mouth rather than her voice..duhhh

[KeviNguyeniSexy]

@nhienoe you're so fucking dumb. think of what she is. an actress, to articulate and project your voice you've got to practice using your mouth to the fullest. don't judge to fucking soon.

[nhienoe]

@KeviNguyeniSexy I even use science of physics to explain my logic. Ahh, now 20 people like my comments :). You CAN NOT use science fact and nobody likes your comment..then you just got MAD and CURSED nonsense... eww you're so lame..:P and i don't wanna say that you're too dumb because i'm a polite and intellect person.

[iamthecooltype]

@nhienoe haha, you're so right!

[infamous985]

is it a law that a 14-18 year old guy cant date an 25-28 year old girl/woman.......

and um can a 24 year old guy marry a 35 year old woman...........

[14serdna]

AANDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 MONEY OF COURSE A LOTT!!!

[goldo248]

I am all those things u said baby come with me wanna be all yours

[jennyB07]

how can a human being look so incredible flawless ?

[NinjaXSnake]

@jennyB07 plastic surgery thats how LOL

[DeadGirl1678]

the way she is talking is so annoying and she sounds like a stuck up bitch

[72david72lp]

I'll conquer you megan!

[RBsegovia]

Megan Fox: "Am I inlove right now? YES!"

Stay happy and adorable Megan! :)

[quadmonster1]

what did she say about brian austin greene

[jkrockdude]

@quadmonster1 i think shes married to him

[quadmonster1]

am all of that!

[japanigro]

"Am i in love right now? Uhh Yes with myself"

Fucking air head, but id still smash her back door in!

[aCertainAllure]

Wow, I actually have all five. O_o She's so gorgeouss.

[Katzy1990]

And she is a babe with brains

[mavenofficial]

she sounds so fuckin dumb

[rufshotz]

i want her!!!!!!!!! i hav thos 5 things but im 12 lol

[kankeropja]

Her tungue @ 0:16

[AlwaysInlove211]

Im girll, but I wish i was brian..

[Sansiara]

people who drool over celebrities make me laugh, they must be virgin and blind... because there are way prettier girls that you see everyday in the streets than this "precious" bad actress that has done loads of plastic surgeries. stop gloryfying celebrities because it makes you look sad

[Xxrockerchic229xX]

@Sansiara ... then umm.. why are you over here youtubing her?

[QWERTYwithaQ]

@Sansiara You know what makes you look sad? The fact that you care so much about what somebody else thinks.

[MrZynox]

@Sansiara Judging from your post, you must be a jealous female. :)

[devailcka]

@Sansiara huh..nothins wrong to admire someone.......and its not against the law.. ms......

[TheMitchellWhite]

@Sansiara You must be some jealous girl indulging in her discomforts via youtube by watching hot women get praised while you start to feel even more insecure.

[winchesterwifey]

the way she says please and thank youuuuu lol!

[electricicecubes]

@winchesterwifey OMG I NOTICED THAT TOO! 'the way she says please and thank yooou'

[rufshotz]

@winchesterwifey init lol

[freshy2k10]

press 6 repeatability and say blowjob time :DD

[cristianoronaldocr7m]

SHITTT!!!! I SHOULB BE IN HOLLYWOOD RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF BEEN WATCHING TESE VIDEO!!! I HAVE ALL THE REQUIREMENTS....

EXACTLY WHERE DOES SHE LIVES?????

[jake3brockman]

HOLY SHIT..........MOM IM GOIN TO HOLLYWOOD



[jennyB07]

@TheDowntown86 WORD.

[bitethis47]

@TheDowntown86 Why dont u stop bullshitting with ur stupid statements..as if u know her personally..lol

[bitethis47]

@TheDowntown86 after 2 theres 3..lmao

[HubsDrunk]

Someone call Chris Brown, this girl needs a beating.

[coltsuperocean10]

.....is she really this stupid?

[mikewassauskii]

bla bla bla ammmmmmmmm bla bla ammmmmmm bla bla ammmmmmmmm

[VictorProduction007]

5 things Why I hate Brian :

1st:he is a mother fucker lucky one.

2nd:He have a evil Sights.

3rd:Shia LaBeuf is better than he.

4th:Megan Reaccion plzz he is the most bad people in the word.

5th:he is So Freak , in a video He Was with megan getting out of a hotel in los angeles , and he hit a guy's Camera.

[JessicaAlston89]

I love her. She's so sweet!

[spreegrl98]

she just described shia le'buff why couldnt she have dated him? they hav such great chemistry and they look great together!!

[phileosea]

@spreegrl98 i think they didnt wanna ruin the great friendship going on between them but yea i think they would be great together

[fhilninie]

boooooooo for brian austin green!!!!!!!!!!!

[megustaverlas]

I think she emphasizes the last quality. That's what she's really looking for, guys.

[whitesniperleybrad2]

for the fourth one, I would've laughed if she said "He's gotta have a big dick"

[Shargrailar]

While I hate Brian Green I have to give the guy credit for taking his 15 mins of fame to new levels of exploitation by getting Megan Fox 4 years after 90210 stopped airing AND for having dated Tiffany Amber Thiessen back in the 90's....the prick.

[supperunknown]

she's extremely, fucking gorgeous and she seems very nice :)

but her voice :S..

[1550ism]

Она на волка похожа))))))))))))))))

[xiceposeidon]

i like nice guys too, i also don't really like justin bieber though lol

[megustaverlas]

@xiceposeidon if JB turns out to be a really nice guy, will you like him then? just food for thought :P

[TheWhiteArchangel]

Lol. Megan fox loves nice guys but every other woman find them boring. Every woman hates Megan fox and every guy hates Justin Bieber. What a cliche =P

[700Nisarg]

im everything she wanted (except the looks)

[ursaux]

Don't really like her, but her: "If he looks like Brian Austin Green, that doesn't hurt." was actually pretty sweet. :)

[NY10909]

so i have to "Love my mommy" to win over megan fox... hmm this may prove challenging.

[wilsonchang09]

i'm going to create a group and hunt down brian austin green acki93 i invite you to my group

[MitchKid432]

hey, wie kann ich sagen "Und dort ist er stehengeblieben wie in einer Schuessel" auf englisch?

[brendamolecula]

Hopefully we'll see her again at this year' TIFF, next to Mickey Rourke, a movie with them is premiering there. 

[monevlataf]

I'm all of those things. To bad I'm under 18 :(

[AvengedTimes]

she also likes the dude who stared in ninja assassin but i forgot his name.. and he rejected her!!

[xBANZAIx808]

check check check check and check, all the requirments are met, now off to hollywood to conquer megan

[RoadWarrior2006]

I have all 5 of those things, where's my megan fox?

[brolyservant]

You left out 8 inch cock...

[s4perl]

Basically for Megan Fox, you have to be perfect.

[Xyberfaust]

But what if his mommy is a mega thundercunt bitch?

I never understood why women say the guy has to luv their mummy.  Just because you're a "mom", doesn't automatically make you a saint or a good person. Any dumb bitch can pop out a child, in fact that is usually the case because its usually a lazy dumb woman who pops out like 10 children and uses them to collect welfare/abandom them/abuse them.

[brendamolecula]

@Xyberfaust Becuase the way a guy treats his mother is the way he will treat his wife.

[Xyberfaust]

@brendamolecula

So you are saying that women are all the same.

[brendamolecula]

@Xyberfaust No, but the relationship you have with your mother will drastically affect your relationship with your future wife.

[Xyberfaust]

@brendamolecula

How? I'm not disagreeing, I just want to know the science/reasoning behind it.

[Mikey7231980]

@brendamolecula - in most situations this is 100% true if it is a perfect situation. however, every life situation or environment we live in is not always the same so that does not apply to all guys.

However, I would agree that for the most part the way he treats his mom and family is a very good cursor. Remember some of the craziest murders adored their moms :)

[crazyforallthat]

@Xyberfaust lolzzz five points to you good sir for the use of the word thundercunt.

[Secretdoggie]

Thats somebody like me ^^

[bigerndawg22]

i'd open the door, maybe... on our way to church... sexy? heck yes... my mommy is annoying but i love her, always take care of the family... don't have a pointy jaw... i'm funny if you consider me making fart noises while you pee funny... so ya, when we gonna have sex? i'll even be polite and not donkey punch you... too hard. AND A BONUS BABY!!! I dive into oral like a thanksgiving feast.

[iluvyhumuch49]

brian austin green sucks ass damn dont screw up dude she will be going home with me XP lol

[bleujae1]

omg she described me haha

[lilrollz]

lol shes makes the funniest faces when she talks

she really attracts all your attention to her mouth

[luvnicholas]

@lilrollz i caught that too! she opens her mouth so wide 

[R10jeeh]

I'm exaaaactly what she says......I'm going to america

[manuskateargentina]

mmm...im gonna work hard on that 5 things XD...and then her ass is gonna be MINE bitches

[johnmichaelosbourne7]

@manuskateargentina

f off. that babes mine

[phileosea]

She was so adorable when she was dating Brian Austin Green, she was feminine and mature..Now she became attention addicted and arrogant..

[iButt3r]

but probably not good looking to everyone

[iButt3r]

WOW she just named all the things i am not to brag probably just a conciendence

[thebiggestRIOT]

The face she makes after she says he has to love his mommy is so adorable, such a funny gorgeous lady. :)

[Dexzayne]

Oh my

[explasivthepro]

Damn she's talking about christiano Ronaldo /:

[BrytniMarie]

"if he loves his mommy and takes care of his family" so genuine!! love her!!!

[lilotata93]

i think thats what every girl wants in a guy

at least thats what i want =)

oh yea she is sooooo pretty her eyes are gawgeous!!!

[learntosoup]

he doesnt have to be smart :D

[anniemyattun]

I don't hate Brian.But I think Megan can get whoever more handsome than Brian.They should end up their relationship since a long time.Megan should be single.

[phileosea]

actually she is sexy but doesnt mean she could get any guy he wants, cause there has to be a conversation between them and what if whoever she wants would not be able to handle her ?

[VASTSAMO]

ur in love with brian austin green?????? what a waste of time 4 u megan!!!!!!!!....i hate that guy! she should look for a better looking guy

[freezzertime]

l knooooow!!! Jesus that guy's next role should be Hot chicks with Douche Bags...

[VASTSAMO]

god finally a person that thinks correctly god!!!!!!!!!!! he is so stupid i think he didnt notice yet that he's dating the hottest woman in the world xD

[freezzertime]

Megan needs someone who is around 24 hours a day meaning, he needs to be unemployed. Douche BAG here fits such a role..for the moment.

[rforracing]

ROFLOL!!

[phileosea]

jealous ?

[acki93]

I hateeee brian austin green :@

[shazzycromo]

brians the lucky one

[mgsm13]

hahahahaha Brian Austin Green is damn hot!! SHe is the lucky Girl not Brian! :)