Pitch Perfect - Featuring Zach Anner

[AsianCracka12]

That chick might be the hottest moman in the world.

[SpitshineSneakers]

Zach's practically a RvB character himself; I wonder what he'd be like in the series =p

[kamberlin22]

Is the batter Brad Anner?

[acebossrhino]

my god, it's chris from RoosterTeeth

[sambotronelsamuel]

Wow that was hilarious... not

[SkinnyMann66]

left the tags on the hats so you guys could return em huh? lol smart move

[shellavation]

3:55 I see you, Marshall.

[shellavation]

Zach is so awesome.

[Drequilla]

hey.... my name is andrea!

[jshlngwy]

lol . . the tags on all the equipment.

[Kaykayslayer1]

... GAYYYYY... no i kid its awesome

[theblackmanOyeah]

zach is just hilarious..

your father would be proud of you... if he wasn't so dead.

[italianman2112]

3:56 Tag on hat !! Brilliant !

[3BodhiSvaha]

Lmao.  Zach totally sounds like Al Pacino in this.

[grandexandi]

i thought he was going to sing and try to hit notes and stuff...

[RDarke]

I think the kiss was kinda hot. Then again, that's how I roll. "Your father would be proud of you... if he wasn't so dead". That's the funniest thing I've heard in quite a while!

[kimmm36]

OMG this movie gets funnier every time I watch it.

[nickporzucek]

this video is so gay and stupid zach anner is so much funnier than this

[t0psecretshit]

the dialogues are insanely funny.

[mozzpod]

Look at what happened to me...I developed a lazy eye

[DABIGBOOMER]

Funny but the kiss wasnt neccesary.

[missedagain]

so did they take those hats back?

[sexykatie90]

larkthebeardcomedy my msn in profile! Pitch Perfect - Featuring Zach Anner

[pughug12]

Your awesome zach :)

[pughug12]

Haha some parts were a bit orkward but you rock zach! Haha love to see more!

[LTThunder15]

You're father would be proud of you... If he wasn't so dead...

haha

[Lonewolf1126]

Haha, I bet they had to return all the hats afterwards since they still had tags on 'em! Zach Anner was a genius in this, btw.

[thegumPOPS16]

whoooooooaaaaa. i did NOT see that kiss coming. but i still love chris and zach. ZACH ANNER FOR PRESIDENT! ;)

[rockleetlotus]

My god the quality of the film is amazing

[espChris93]

@rockleetlotus yeah i wasnt expecting it to be bad but its just surprisingly great. im only watching in 360p and its pretty much movie quality picture... plus its hilarious i love zach "I didnt know when to quit and look what happened to me... i developed a lazy eye.." hahaha

[alc5154]

hahaha so funny! "and look what happened to me, I developed a lazy eye..." haha

[HesterMcLester]

superkickass.

[one4revolution]

He still had the tag on his baseball cap! I lol'd!

[randomninja]

This is hysterical! Great job!

[oCfuu]

"Son, you gotta know when to quit. I didn't know when to quit, and look what happened to me.*

[teh1337angel]

Zach Anner is THE BEST!

[MrJwed]

i have mild cerebral palsy effecting the right side of my glorious body. does that mean i can hang out with you guys? i'll buy you guys hot dogs and beat you in lefty arm wrestling. also, i have twilight on dvd. interested?

[astrologue]

EPIC!

[NateAlex10]

1:53 Fatima Carbajal

datswutimtalkinbout

[NateAlex10]

1:53

[fukyous]

I hope your film won!

[NiKkMV]

this is really a well made video.

[hydro1234321]

@NiKkMV not realy. it's just realy, realy,...realy good quality cameras. :)

[httrthnhtclrthncl]

i developed a lazy eye

[Tamboification]

Man, that intro song is amazing. Did they make it?

[thepenciledcookie]

LOL, I love how the caps still had tags on them.

[animalsweare1]

That was hilarious.

[emilyxdaniels]

You guys captured the over-sentimentality of sport films perfectly. For a long time I have been silently mocking men who get emotional over sports. I thought I was the only one but I guess not! Good work!

[IIKeRsEyII]

@emilyxdaniels You would be emotional too if you train year after year for a game that you love to play. Is life worth living? if you don't devote yourself to something?

[evildracko]

would have believe the role of the coach was better if he had a cigar.... i mean Zach + cigar... well actually Zach + anything = pure awesomness

[lukeh5678]

@evildracko Just Zach alone = pure awesomeness

[punkflamingo]

I've heard of the 48 hour film fest, but never 24 hours. How did that work out?

[VideogameHourLive]

@punkflamingo We basically only had 24 hours to make a movie. Some people from our show (most of the entries were from members of the same tv station) and others competed in it. It was pretty fun.

[thewingmentv]

@punkflamingo No sleep, multiple editors, a two camera setup for dialogue scenes, and lots of coffee and energy drinks.

[Hombay17]

zach... i am disappoint.

[goldenate]

Worst pitching style I've ever seen. He's throwing softer than Phil Niekro.

[gclance21212]

wtf

[robinsonshemar]

Zach Anner Is Amazing :D

[IMnotGarbage]

w t f

[curdtkobain]

fkn halariouse

[giovi2009]

I did NOT see a hatchet to the chest...

[IWannabeJew]

Zach reminds me here of Burgess Meredith in Rocky.

[IWannabeJew]

Was there a string of saliva going from the pitcher's mouth to Zach's hand?

[TheHolyHandgrenade3]

it was funny, n then it got weird, then it just got stupid

[jeenyus720]

PC is better than mac and ps3 is better than xbox

[Vaspasian]

The man i the wheelchair looks like a white, disabled version of Will Smith!

[gatepoo]

lol at @4:06 :P

[sexiestpalsymom]

This piece was put together for a 24 hour film festival. I believe they were given the elements:sporting event, knife, and the line "things will never be the same" to work into a script. I think they did an excellent job! And btw, Brad Anner is the batter (Carls Germuffin), and Chris Demarais is the pitcher. And Zach has a real disability, he is NOT faking it. Duh...

[MrLocostephen831]

That wasn't even funny , white people these days I sware

[IWannabeJew]

@MrLocostephen831 Yeah, us white people are a bunch of whoars!

[MastaRikta]

@MrLocostephen831 Right?!

[cuby1]

@FuckYouLetMeLogIn sounds like someone has a case of the mondays

[IWannabeJew]

@FuckYouLetMeLogIn Homophobic titulation? Do you mean titillation? Why do you assume it is homophobic? How do you know Zach isn't bi?! Don't you mean homoerotic titillation?

Go fuck yourself, "America's Hat".

[shmozai]

@FuckYouLetMeLogIn How about you shut the fuck up and stop trolling. If you don't like it then don't watch it. Simple as that. And if you don't like Americans then thats good for you. Obviously we don't give a fuck. Since you don't live in America obviously, then don't worry about the things we do.

[IWannabeJew]

This is comedy GENIUS.

[MastaRikta]

How does no one see the portrayal of a developmentally disabled person as offensive?

[IWannabeJew]

@MastaRikta The guy is actually disabled, as far as we know.

[MastaRikta]

@IWannabeJew If an african american man were to make offensive jokes about his race, it would be no less offensive. Same goes for this guy.

[IWannabeJew]

@MastaRikta Who the hell are you to tell him how to make lemonade out of lemons?!

Take your PC shit and cram it up your ass.

[MastaRikta]

@IWannabeJew Being medically disadvantaged doesn't exempt someone's work from ethical review. Everyone has a right to it, and by it, in the public forum. So you tell me.

[IWannabeJew]

@MastaRikta "Ethical review"?! Are you SERIOUS?! It's comedy, you fuckin' idiot!

Zach makes fun of himself, not disabled people in general, so are you fucking telling me that disabled people aren't allowed to make funnies?!

Go give yourself a high colonic. You're so uptight that you're shitting diamonds! Let's compare notes when you're been OUT OF SCHOOL for a couple of decades, eh kid?

[MastaRikta]

@IWannabeJew Alas, he is not distinguished from the minority group he adheres to. In the public forum, he is a spokesperson. Using comedy to obfuscate obscenity has never been acceptable. Nor has resorting to ad hominem ever won an argument, as it seems you care more for rhetorical fallacies now than the video at hand.

Utilizing your elder age as a device towards condescension is unwise when my intellect rivals yours. Don't push your luck; judging by your videos, your senescence is at hand.

[IWannabeJew]

@MastaRikta Oh, look! The little boy knows how to use a thesaurus!

Zach Anner is a comedian! Wheels don't make him a spokesperson for the disabled any more than my white skin makes me a spokesperson for caucasians.

You act like he is the first disabled person to ever enter the public forum! Do you recall that we had a PRESIDENT who was wheelchair bound?

Like I said, get out of school, experience REAL LIFE for a couple of decades, and then we'll compare notes.

Zach Anner is a HERO!

[MastaRikta]

@IWannabeJew When in my argument did I advocate against the worth of disabled persons? Indeed, we had a disabled president, and he was the SPOKESPERSON for wheelchair-bound individuals everywhere. Comparing Mr. Anner to Roosevelt is all the more reason why someone as exposed as he is should be held accountable for how he portrays himself. Insistence that your wizened viewpoint is incomparably superior to mine is no way to win an argument, nor is appealing to the fans of the man I'm criticizing.

[MastaRikta]

@IWannabeJew It pains me to be forced to treat you like a child, but you must understand that syntactical composure and rhetorical cohesiveness cannot be obtained from any kind of manual, thesaurus or otherwise. It can only be developed and honed by, if I may paraphrase, "REAL LIFE" experience.

[IWannabeJew]

@MastaRikta I guess we should fire all of the teachers and professors and burn all of the books, then, since we don't need them.

That's higher education, for ya. They fill your heads with crap and blow smoke up your ass to make you think you're somebody. Sure, you get initiated into the system, but at what price?

Maybe one day you'll break free from being an intellectual and ideological clone.

[MastaRikta]

@IWannabeJew Hahahaha! Now that's humor. Shall I even try rhetoric any longer? 

[IWannabeJew]

@MastaRikta I think you should try laxative. Try putting it in your ears.

[MrUntouchable8221]

@MastaRikta because it is not a portrayal that is him and he is hilarious.



[MastaRikta]

@MrUntouchable8221 First of all, this isn't funny. Second of all, just because a black person is making offensive jokes in regards to black people doesn't make it okay. Same goes for this guy.

[MrUntouchable8221]

@MastaRikta you have some learning to do about real life boy. I went through the phase you are going through when I was 14. Once you figure out you can not smart ass and smug your way through life without getting your face beat in by the wrong person/people come on back. Maybe then you can use your higher intellect to figure out that this guy is doing what he can to enjoy the damn life he is given you glib bastard. Go troll someone else. GO ZACH!! Austin, TX supports you!!

[MastaRikta]

@MrUntouchable8221 I under you're discomforted by a youth and superior reasoning, but it makes your behavior no less admissible.

[MrUntouchable8221]

@MastaRikta What behavior have I shown that you feel is not "admissible"? I merely gave you a warning for life to come. Your so called "reasoning" is your own opinion which is obviously flawed seeing as this young man has close to 9 million supporters at my last check. Hmmm lets think on that for a minute.... thank you come again.

[MastaRikta]

@MrUntouchable8221 You seem to have forgotten that the you're arguing for the ethical permissibility of this man's work--a view I disagree with--rather than the juvenile self-confidence of a "whippersnapper" such as myself. Might I remind you that opinions cannot be rendered incorrect on the basis of numerous others' contention, especially regarding ethics. Slavery was supported in the United States by the majority of the population at one point. Your argument, I'm sorry to say, is fallacious.

[seaborn05]

@MastaRikta umadbro?

[MastaRikta]

@seaborn05 uafagbro?

[seaborn05]

@MastaRikta

umad :D

[MastaRikta]

@seaborn05 4chan ftw

[seaborn05]

@MastaRikta You're still a faggot.

[MastaRikta]

@seaborn05 Why don't you wrap those tender lips around my cock so we can find out for sure, fairy boy.

[seaborn05]

@MastaRikta I already have my proof O_O

[MastaRikta]

@seaborn05 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Imma skull-fuck those eye sockets.

[suryamayuran19]

nice and awesome i subscribed for your hard work

[aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh]

HOLY FUCK, they kissed...

was that really necessary? lol

[BellENDwanKer]

@aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh Yes, it was.

[pedi007]

Thumps up for the best kissing scene on Youtube O_o

[pianomancuber91]

Who scored this?

[dwgalviniii]

EPIC

[KrissWalterKovacs]

wat!

[buhidarn]

This is hilarious, fresh, fun and unexpected. It definitely has a different feel from the other videos Zach has released, but I think it shows that these guys have a variety of jokes and stories hiding in their sweatpants. They wrote, shot and edited this within 24 hours — that's super impressive. Lark The Beard and Zach Anner are great at churning out one-liners. Quotable shorts ftw!

[synapse1313]

The batter has blood all over him before the impact.

[TheSheepKnowThings]

if he wasn't so dead. LOL

[death1201]

O_O wasn't expecting that

[mint83]

"Your father would be proud of you... if he wasn't so dead" hahah

[thewingmentv]

@KDMCAproductions It was shot on the Sony Ex1. A really fun camera if you ever get to use one.

[fmdof]

whats with the hat tags? did you save them so they could be returned?

[spangltk]

Nothing will ever be the same

[WhyMe160]

wtffffffff

[snarfalopogus]

I DID IT FOR YOOOUUUUU!!!!

[tymiesoe]

MORE SUGAR........MORE SUGAR!!!!!

[RyanChristianson]

I love how his hat still has the tag on it, lol.

[thatdude701]

i didnt see the funny in there where was it

[ScottusApatheticus]

Pitcher could be Adrien Brody's little brother.

[iwantram3n]

nice concept, but could've been delivered more effectively.

[meg1241989]

this made me depressed. dont use such sad music next time! lol

[TilaTequila73]

DAMMIT COACH MY BALLS ARE HUGE

[symnzXx]

holy shit, this was awesome

[bormann83]

If anybody didn't like this video because of the kissing scene, GROW UP! I have never laughed harder in my life.

[zweio112233]

it sux

[CurrentGamer]

2:35 Totally unexpected. oh man

[basselope]

lol, good stuff.

[rwingvr6]

Fucking stupid and no need for the fag scene. Pointless.

[jae55555]

@rwingvr6 You're a fucking idiot. That is all.

[hadrian145]

love this. best sport movie spoof

[splaw120]

this is stupid and unfunny

[doesmykeyboardwork]

"Your father would be proud of you...if he wasn't so dead." hahahahahah

[Lampheader]

ZACH ANNER = FORREST GRIFFIN

[smasher32]

I almost fell out of my chair laughing

[RyanTheMedStudent]

"You gotta a lot of heart... More heart than anyone I know. And I know a man with two hearts."  LOL.

Zach Anner rules.

[pizzlemank]

did he say "what did you tell me in the shower?" lol

[gamerska]

LOL brilliant

[mobiusftw]

I clicked like as he was kissing his hands, and then they started making out..... wtf

[corkie5555]

i developed a LAZY EYE

[ise1880]

WHy are there tags on there baseball caps?

[duncanspumpkin]

@ise1880 Its so they could return them to the store after shooting.

[accursedspirit]

Definitely digging the sweatpants.

[spike6464]

HAHAHAHAHA, fuck i love zach

[tmatte]

I like how their hats still had tags on them.

[zerokool5string]

HAHAH "nothing will ever be the same"

[merlin3699]

Now take the hats back.

[threeseriesftw]

I wish the "lark the beard" voice didn't sound so creepy.

[pointyearsrule]

"Your father would be proud of you... if he wasn't so dead."

followed by man makeout. --> ROFL

nice dragging in the credits.

[neocon70]

Zack...my favorite gay CP idol!

[Seffer]

LOL 22 Oprah Fans saw this video.

[BOOBYFACEMAN]

you guys are great together! What cam did you shoot this on?

[Zhylo]

Blackjack, 21 Neo-Natzis have watched this video

[drrrerr]

pretty much spent all the time I wasn't masturbating perfecting my skillz

[Joeey]

I thought maybe Zach had perfect pitch (ear).

[kklein25]

Zach is my favorite squadron.

[Cruxshadow97]

NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME

[glennglennvideo]

Oprah should be taken off the air and replaced with The Zach Anner Show.

[rawen100]

I take it you all returned the caps afterwards. :P

[thorpe87]

"Your father would be proud of you. If he wasn't so dead."

Normally I can't stand people quoting the video in the comments but the delivery on this was fantastic.

[Tammc09]

18 nazis watched this video

[mre88]

Not really that funny.. too bad.