The Simpsons - Illegal Fireworks

[Manganimfreak]

although I LOVE the simpsons... only back in the days

[djordje613]

-My apologies sir but the sale of firework is prohibited in this state and is punishable by a...follow me...SO AWESOME

[bloodynoise666]

meanwhile.. at one FBI office:

-Sir! Some stores are selling fireworks even tough they are illegal!-

-I can't let that happen.... BAN ALL THE STORES AND SHOPS OF THE WORLD!!!-

[EdDeRs3]

"im sorry sie the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable b-follow me"

[0IIMENACEII0]

what the fuck would he need deposable enemas for, LOL

[kyuubihiei18]

now this is what more stores should should be like

[RustyDaleShackleford]

Like we don't all buy illegal fireworks.

Get government out of everywhere!

[BIGMACBURGER]

fuck off hulu

[freestyla85]

damn im at 89 kills with the m320... homer is a lil late to the party!

[tarhim47]

i wanted to say something to get the most thumbs up but the best part was already taken..oh man

[Trashcansam123]

Here in New York City fireworks are banned.

But who listens to that law anyway?

[LFCEOIN]

"homer i dont know what you`ve got planned tonight but count me out"

[pleaseSTFUnow]

I love shooting off my illegal fireworks.

[sejin54]

I find it funny how no one is mentioning about the items homer was buying when he mentioned illegal fireworks lol

[killer2611]

this one time... it was some fucking firework holiday and i wanted fireworks... i was finally 18 and legally aloud to buy them,.. and then i go to the three nearest fucking convenience stores and none sold fireworks... i was pissed.

they were all run by white people./

[jasonhabib1]

Play more with Claymore!

[lucas5665]

This is very true, go into any convenience store and you'd be surprised at how many have fireworks.

[AvenueD417]

god i miss the 4th of julys of the old days. damn this big government

[skatedemon360]

haha,  "alright"

[brilliantfireworks]

luckily fireworks are legal here in the UK :)

[Mrclawstorm]

I miss the days when this was socially acceptable to say.

[sinaloa8738]

what happens next?

[TheHellsing3001]

Thumbs up if you've seen American Graffiti!! :D 

[SuperAppleFanatic1]

Im sorry sir, the sale of fireworks in this state is prohibited and is punishable by, follow meeeeeeee.

[ENAziiz]

play more with claymore XD

[Bowmaj21]

Independence Day! Celebrating the Independence of a Nation by blowing up a small part of it!

Firework Night! Celebrating that Guy Fawkes failed to blow up the Houses of Parliment by blowing up everything else!

[TheSyn]

dafuq?! i got here from how i met your mother clips...

[mainmedic]

Yea! fireworks won't be illegal in Maine anymore after 12:00AM on January 1st 2012!



[phala1234]

WTF

Isn't M320 a real life grenade launcher?

[nimbalo300]

@phala1234 no but a m230 is

[karinosai]

@nimbalo300 No, an M320 is a real grenade launcher. Stop playing Call of Duty.

[nimbalo300]

@karinosai thats a german made grenade launcher used in europe but the m203 is the american one and no i hate call of duty it sucks balls

[karinosai]

@nimbalo300 The US Armed Forces can use pretty much whatever they want to. We field the M320. It's not as common as the M230, but it hasn't been around as long.

[nimbalo300]

@karinosai no not really they dont use the mg4 because of its high rate of fire

[karinosai]

@nimbalo300 I never mentioned that at any point in time. I said we /can/ field anything we want to, not that we actually /do/ field everything ever invented. Also, the MG4's ROF is nearly identical to that of the already fielded 249. It's funny that you keep mentioning weapons that most people of your grammatical level learned about from CoD, since you say it sucks balls, as it does. Makes you look really credible.

[nimbalo300]

@karinosai ok look i didnt learn that form cod and no the us army can not field whatever they want because some manufactures of the gun do not sell to the us army

[karinosai]

@nimbalo300 Just because they don't sell guns to the US military now doesn't mean they won't sell for the right price. Plus, there's always the option of the US government buying them through a shell company and giving them to the military for use. It wouldn't be the first time something similar has been done.

[IronDBZ]

Follow me~

[AngeloNiklis]

Play more with Claymore!

Ho ho ho.

[ilovphills]

"by blowing up a small part of it" "ok"

[totalbadass500]

Selling illegal fireworks? You better belive thats a paddiling.

[MrEriktheman11]

i love simpsons

[karinosai]

Nowadays, the American military fields the M320 as a 40 mil GL.

Celebrating the badassery of our country by blowing up a small part a small part of someone else's.

[bembry3000]

@karinosai it's funny cause it's true

[Mcwsmurf1]

Homer knows how to get things done

[xXxMartin96xXx]

doesn't looks weird that an islamic person on US have so many explosives?

[ShardsOfGlassCeiling]

@xXxMartin96xXx Sikh.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@ShardsOfGlassCeiling

no, that's apu, he really looked islamic

[ShardsOfGlassCeiling]

@xXxMartin96xXx It's not Apu, it's not the Kwik-E Mart and the clerk is wearing a turban which would indicate he is a Sikh. Moreover, none of this matters at all.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@ShardsOfGlassCeiling

i know it's not apu, i know it's nto kwik e mart, and islamic people also use's a turban

[ShardsOfGlassCeiling]

@xXxMartin96xXx So why did you say no that's Apu? Are you saying Apu is Sikh whereas this guy looks Muslim? Because Apu is Hindu.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@ShardsOfGlassCeiling

apu is hindu, i though apu was sikh, but i was wrong, this guy looks like an islamic person

[3jaripegangkendali]

@xXxMartin96xXx doesn't look weird that racist like you still trolling in the internet. Wait, it's not weird. You have no life.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@3jaripegangkendali

actually, troll is make yourself look like a racist, when you are not a racist, and yes, i have no life

*FOREVER ALONE*

[CarlosIsDown]

Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it... Thumbs up for me too? Cooked chicken in a can?

[TheSuperwaffle]

Smuggling illegal fireworks? That's a paddlin.

[grenadeserenade]

I love how the two top comments are the same quote from the video. I see creativity doesn't go unnoticed.

[saiyaman87]

@grenadeserenade right, because bitching about the top comments instead of the video is just sooooooo original

[grenadeserenade]

@saiyaman87 Ha! Isn't that what you just did?

[saiyaman87]

@grenadeserenade well.....yeah, but it was to prove a point!

[grenadeserenade]

@saiyaman87 Which is exactly what I was doing.

[Terlegkolas]

...follow meee

[drifter281lottie331]

Dont you love it when the two top comments are the same?

[RDBeatnik]

- Porno magazine

- Large box of condoms

- Bottle of Old Harper

- A couple of panty shields

- Illegal fireworks

- Two disposable enemas

Homer's gonna have a hell of a night.

[Mcorax88]

@RDBeatnik to quote marge later "I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but whatever is, keep me out of it."

[lordike89]

@RDBeatnik I'm sorry, I think you meant Bart.

[fireutility21]

If only

[thepunkman1]

punishable by follow meee

[thetimemexican]

is this like a flashback or something?

[JoeyJoeJoeJunior22]

FOLLOW ME!

[fsmetal]

Play more with claymore

[JH1311]

over use of the arrow to the knee joke, oh you better believe thats a paddlin....

[TheShamshaddy]

Back when the simpsons actually made me laugh...

[buck7271]

Playmore with Claymore!

[sephirotharsy6]

selling illegal fireworks? thats a paddlin.

[mandihujan]

i like indian accent so funny

[Dominator362]

Using illegal fireworks? Thats a paddlin'

[Dendiol]

Why is Apu wearing a turban?

[GPMSharpCommand]

@Dendiol It's not Apu.

[crashtubes]

Sikhs wear turbans too...

[RaptureD87]

I only have two questions. How much and give it to me.

[eric82a]

@risingphenix86

It's a m203 Grenade launcher

[risingphoenix86]

isnt the m320 a 40mm grenade launcher?

[bluesy92]

@risingphoenix86 It's a parody of m80 (320 is 4x as much as 80, so it's suggesting a firework that is 4 times as large as an m80) The grenade launcher is an m203.

[risingphoenix86]

@bluesy92 ahh I see, haha thanks for clearing that up.

[MrLSDMTHC]

Playmore with Claymore! LMFAO

[SluseFAK]

Man, this show used to rule so much

[TheMutantX109]

@SluseFAK Hi, The Simpsons Still rule. 2011: 23rd Season. A Quarter Of A Century On December 17th 2012. Longest Running Animated Sery In Telivision History. Longest Television Sery. First Full Lenght Movie In 2007. Second Long Lenght Movie Coming In 2013. The simpsons Have Always Been Expressing Liberal Opinions About Humanity And Open People's Minds To Pop Culture From The Present And The Past. It's Not Only Funny, It's Very Intelligently Writen. Cordialy.

[Dracofangstudios]

Ah back in the day where you could make fun of people with turbans selling explosives...

[Spudzeh]

I used to like illegal fireworks, until I got shot in the knee with an arrow.

[monstaslaya]

I'm an illegal firework, and I find this offensive

[XxDarkStar5758xX]

Buying illegal fireworks? Just go to Indiana. So much simpiler

[The57912]

celebrating your independence by blowing up a small part of it lol

[Hammi4Real]

i read somewhere that he is the pakistani counterpart of apu who is indian

[ToyaXiaouf838]

hehe Tell me your desires

[Ischaey]

Follow me..

[w33zlmusic]

Buying illegal fireworks?

That's a paddlin'.

[andrewames247]

@w33zlmusic Oh no, it ain't!

[tjb2693]

this scene got so much funnier once i was old enough to understand why he was asking for that stuff

[MarzX1802]

@tjb2693 Yeah same here.

[hazzaf100]

fireworks a really fun

[Dallas8844]

"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it." So true.

[outwithlunch]

PITTY HULU IS NOT WORKING IN NEW ZEALAND THE CORP FUCKS!

[POHeck]

Mexicans..

yes i'm racist

[AlMaadeed1]

@POHeck he's indian not mexican dumbass

[TheRoblet]

Buying illegal fireworks, that's a Paddlin'.

[DLPBurke]

@TheRoblet fuck off with these shitty paddlin jokes.

[rustytromboneextract]

follow meeeee

[blackoutcider]

If only 7-11s were this badass

[GeorgesPiano99]

"Im sorry sir selling explosives in this state is a punishable offense *man leaves store* follow me "

[TheJumpManX23]

Abu for president!

[Doppelkeks7]

Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it. :D

[FrenchieMeister]

Follow meee~ Lawl.

[SnowyCamel]

celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

[MaryJanesLastDance86]

lol best part but another good part was when Marge looked the bag and ask what Homer's planed for the nite

[daradarbandy]

why is apu is different

[aceofspades477]

@daradarbandy

b/c that is not apu

[CAWGregoryBlack]

@daradarbandy That's his brother...Abu.

[TheAlexagius]

buying illegal fireworks thats a paddlin

[brendanede]

0:30 He forgot to bag the second disposable enema,

[HipHopiz4Real]

does anyone else catch themselves saying "follllow meee" in the indian accent?

[rahulmanghnani]

@HipHopiz4Real yea all the time!!! well maybe its because i am an indian -.- lol

[gmk120]

Play with Claymore!

that just made my day...

[LyingSecret]

@gmk120 Play MORE with claymore, loved that ever since :D

[death153278]

@gmk120 then he would have to go to illegal Military weapons Shop

[roxalicious]

@gmk120 you need an education pal

[gmk120]

@roxalicious why

[GetRoasted1]

@gmk120 Playmore with Claymore! LOL

[WaerzMedia09]

Its funny because an M320 is an American Grenade Launcher used on many rifles like M16...

[tigleytummy]

@WaerzMedia09 actually it is an M203

[WaerzMedia09]

@tigleytummy

You are correct, but the M320 was brought out to replace the M203. Nice try SmartArse =)

[BurnoutVids]

Play More With Claymore!

I need a shirt that says that.

[CyberWars90]

Cool!!

[Bl1stson]

Apu cousin

[TheOfficialiKON]

*Sigh* Back when a man in a Turban selling explosives was a goodthing.

[gladysisamal]

@TheOfficialiKON OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[chetstar1999]

@TheOfficialiKON That man is Indian you idiot not Arab....

[Fuyons9999]

@chetstar1999 Welcome to America....Please come again.

[TherealMrChristophel]

@TheOfficialiKON he's Sikh, it's okay.

[SpedHD]

"pay more with claymore"

[chipdrusano]

A pakistani version of Apu! LOL!

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

I'm a bottlerocket and I find this offensive.

[skullzcrusher]

Buying illegal fireworks? That's a paddlin'

[cutiefrogskermit]

lmfa the guy selling it to him looks like osama. interesting

[JorisBelgie]

"Play more with claymore" LOL :p

[joanignasi91]

My apology sir but the sale of marijuana is prohibited in this country and is punishable by a, follow me...

[Copser656]

@kolvinstar3

[eirikwegga]

Marge seeing Homer's purchases:

I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

[UltimateNasser]

follow meeeeee

@ twitter

p;

[biggusdickus1994]

Its so awkward when you try and buy illegal stuff in public. i know i bought this computer in the library

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Play more with claymore hahaha

[Fandalg]

0:52

That's the best description of the 4th of July I've heard in a while.

[MrMuffinblood]

I need to find one of these. (Im from massachusetts)

[lil33punker]

I tried exiting the hulu bar... I couldnt.

[Chase1002newaccount]

i lost at "follow me"

[goldbullet50]

Isn't that "Play more with claymore!" also in GTA san andreas in the gunshop?

[przem23]

,..and one of those disposable enamas!

[shoyur]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[KelticJohnsonRacing]

The guy looks like apu... Is this his first apperance?

[Hinasil]

@KelticJohnsonRacing No, this is when they stay at Flanders beach home and Lisa becomes popular with some older kids. New Kids on the Block or something like that is the episode name.

[KelticJohnsonRacing]

@Hinasil OH 0.o Yesterday, I found out on wiki that Apu's first appearance was really S1 Ep8, The Telltale Head

[arroyoflush15]

Marge: " Homer I dont know what you have planned for later but count me out. Didn't you get any meat? "

[erayaan]

this is illegal you know

[IAMLH]

@erayaan bombs. you want it? its yours my friend

[RightMeow69]

this is the greatest grocery list I've ever heard

[Sprocketman]

"This is the neutron cherry bomb. It destroys hands but leaves smiles intact!"

[dmxezz]

Illegal Fireworks ? That's a paddlin